I recently won a state lottery and acquired (roughly) 4 million

Bump- help a nigga out famron

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>>55073282
I know you are attracted to the coast but for living look now further than zagreb, we are poor yes (compare to WE or US) but its a good palce to live

+epatriots Muricans already lvie in the city, american kindergarten all that jazz

>>55073519
how old are you nigga? you can buy good property here for that mney and still have aourn d 3 mil USD left

>>55073537
>don't listen to him

Istra (Istria) and Kvarner (northern Croatian Littoral) the only places to live in Croatia ;)

>>55073610

Turning 24. That sounds good, id love to buy some nice apartments and rent them out so I always have a steady income.

This in zagreb?

>>55073610
>>>55073519
>how old are you nigga? you can buy good property here for that mney and still have aourn d 3 mil USD left
lol Hrvoje, he can buy gr8t property for 200-300k$ on prime location and live like a king for the rest of his natural life
1 mil $ estate is just tacky kitsch, but taking hes murican in consideration and nouveau riche, he might go for it

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>>55073706
>That sounds good, id love to buy some nice apartments and rent them out so I always have a steady income.

cash money swag, appartments in zagreb are a good investment althouhg tis slowing down. zagreb is great, everything is close, its pretty safe for tis size and booming tourstically although it isnt a very attractive location for tourists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJCnuaZTcE

>>55073696
>Istra (Istria) and Kvarner (northern Croatian Littoral) the only places to live in Croatia ;)

nice but relativly boring and its easire for a foreigner to integrateinto an urbn environmen

>>55073896
>for 200-300k$ on prime location and live like a king for the rest of his natural life
>1 mil $ estate is just tacky kitsch, but taking hes murican in consideration and nouveau riche, he might go for it

kek, if I had 4min to spend I would go big too, which is 500 000 usd in Zagreb and its prime

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>>55073282
Standard is similar to Czech Republic, Poland and Slovenia.

Croatia one of the most beautiful countries in Europe and it has some great cultural heritage from Venice, Austria, Rome etc.

Recommended towns to live in:
Zagreb
http://www.thehousehostel.com/files/naslovna/zagreb%20naslovna.jpg

Rovinj http://www.rovinj.co/site_media/media/uploads/gallery/4/Rovinj_Panorama_1.jpg.1700x600_q85.jpg

Poreč
http://hirudinea-istra.eu/assets/img/pic1_0_big.jpg

Trogir
http://trogir-rooms.com/slike/trogir-02.jpg

Dubrovnik
http://voyages.ideoz.fr/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dubrovnik.jpg

>>55073282
You're gonna run back to Ameirca so quickly it won't even be funny

>>55073986
>Rovinj http://www.rovinj.co/site_media/media/uploads/gallery/4/Rovinj_Panorama_1.jpg.1700x600_q85.jpg
>Poreč
>http://hirudinea-istra.eu/assets/img/pic1_0_big.jpg
>Trogir
>http://trogir-rooms.com/slike/trogir-02.jpg
>Dubrovnik
>http://voyages.ideoz.fr/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dubrovnik.jpg

all of these are shit to live in, especially for a foreginer, althouhg good if you are local. Split or Zagreb thats it, althouhg really its Zagreb

>>55074042
kwk shut it down luigi

Why Croatia? It looks like you know almost nothing about it and are asking for advice on a chinese little girl's cartoon's international board which specializes in brilliant international banter such as "KHAN'D" and "A FUCKING LEAF"

>>55074103
no, those towns are comfy to live in if you are foreigner and mehh if you are local.

I wouldn't recommend Split to anyone, just buy something in Trogir or Omiš it's much better and only 20 min away from Split with car.

>>55073282
>go to Poland
>gove me 100k for advice

Sounds good?

>>55074042
Luigi jealous cause Croatia has the most beautiful coast in the wolrd

>>55074244
>Trogir or Omiš

Trogiranin detected. But serisuly niggger, Dubrovnik might be the only good alternative since it has a lot of infrastructure an ex-pat needs sometime, Split has more althouhgt its a twisted place, Rovinj, Poreč all good But i wouldnt choose them as an expat...zagreb!

METROPOLA

>>55074155
well with supposedly 4mil$ he can go and check it for himslef, from north to south, east to west and maybe even visit Slovenia ;) its just by the way

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>>55073282
>I'm tired of this shithole
>so I'm going to move to an even bigger shithole

>>55074702

That's exactly what he should do - spend a few months there, see if he likes it.

But if even it's actually true he's probably a turboautist just based on his post.

>>55073986
>Standard is similar to Slovenia.

If by that you mean 'a good one half of Slovenia's standard', then you're right.

>>55075747
>posting on /pol/ on Valantine's is turboturboautist
fml

>>55075581

Dont act like it isnt. Besides the average income in this country, the rest is shit

>>55074155
>Why Croatia?

Maybe he's from the south/a chicano and likes rednecks. You know, Croats are pretty much Serbs minus the international sanctions: their language is rough and full of swearwords, their manners are non-existent, their social norm is over the top machismo and many older people are still armed to the teeth. Pretty much heaven from some paranoid white power nut who thinks western civilization is mere years from destruction. No offense meant to OP with these conjectures in case he's actually nothing like I described him.

>>55075747

Not even slightly a burger. I just legitimately want to move elsewhere.

>>55076395
Janez shame on you, shitposting when 4mil$ Murican wants to go to beautiful Croatia and save their economy!

>>55076395
>eternally buttblaster slovenian twink

its always fun to have you around

>>55076376
>Croatia is clearly superior even though the US is better in every meaningful category

>>55076595
If half the fucking chan hates Jews and Blacks, then dammit, I can be allowed to hate Serbs, Croats and Bosnians. I think Turkey should annex you all! Jajajajajajajaxaxaaa.

>>55076595
and Hrvoje will reaspond with his overwhelming machismo

>meanwhile Murica will go live elswhere

>>55076735
>>55076786
>>55076552
>>55076395
>>55076218
>>55076181
>>55074702
>>55074427
why are you people here?

>>55076514
depends on what you like
if you like cities then Zagreb, Zadar, Split, Rijeka, Šibenik, Varaždin
bit smaller cities like Bjelovar or Čakovec or even Karlovac might be good too

islands? we have over 1200 islands and islets
visit one every day and there goes 3 years

and
every
single
one
of
our
islands
is gorgeous

anything on the coast is gorgeous (except Rijeka)

Zagreb is meh - nice core but shit commie buildings and crap houses around it

visit numbeo to see prices in croatian cities (you will see why Zagreb is not a good choice)

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>>55077757
Because everything shown on this map rightfully belongs to us desu.

>>55077837
you did not have any(!) national identity until Illyrian Provinces of Napoleon

Italian claims are outdated and, looking ate demographics now completely useless, royally completley non-existant
your claims are silly
fuck it, why don't you just claim Vienna too while you are at it?

>>55078140
Nigga, you didn't even exist until Karađić allowed you not to be Serbs in 1850 (coincidentally in Vienna). Before that you were pure Catholic Vlachs for 300 years.

Karadzicuuuuuu
vodi Amerikance svoje

>>55078571
cuvajte se ustase i turci

>>55078283
>Nigga, you didn't even exist until Karađić allowed you not to be Serbs in 1850 (coincidentally in Vienna). Before that you were pure Catholic Vlachs for 300 years.

you just went full serb

>>55078283
ugh another serbian in dežela trying to shitpost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Migrations_of_the_Serbs

vlachs (later called themselves srebs) and actual serbs were invited to help against turks and when austrian puppet serbia collapsed, got tax breaks to motivate them to come
then started chimping out in the 90's and while having every possible advantage in organization, equipment, UK and Fra political OK and support, + organized army with navy and air force - lost and ran away en masse
now some fuckers try to save non-existent glory of serbia and get votes by outright made up bullshit to keep national pride tall after starting and losing multiple wars... and some slovenian serb gets to shitpost on cambodian website for poorly drawn cartoons

>>55078918
>actually replying to him seriously

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>people take OP seriously

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Lets pretend we are serbs the thread

>>55073282
Slovenia is better.

>>55079185
HRVATSKEEE USTASEEE

>>55079011
u tome je stvar
što su oni gluplji ja ću ozbiljnije jer onda se takva ekipa naljuti i krenu i oni zaozbiljno i onda ga satrem i on ode
al nastavi ti ja idem jest

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>>55079185
JAO JADNA HRVATSKA USTAČKA
SJEBANA KOD KOKAINSKOG PRAŠKA
SAMO ZEMLJA TRDIH NARKOMANA
IZABRATI MOGLA JE TUĐMANA

>>55079403
Peace. Ljubav. Bok.

>>55079609
errytime

>>55073282
Don't

Za dom Shkreli

>>55080112
za dom shekeli

Croats are just serbs in denial desu

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>>55079137

this

also

>it's another yugo shitflinging contest the thread

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>>55073282
ctrl+f serb
13 results
not one serb poster
damn nigga