I recently won a state lottery and acquired (roughly) 4 million dollars.
Ive decided that I want to move. Out of this shithole. I live in connecticut and just getting tired of it, nigs and spics everywhere, shitty winters, etc.
Ive been thinking about croatia. I plan on also using part of my money to buy property which I will rent to people.
What are the gun laws like? How are the people? How is the economy there? Will it be relatively easy to rent property to people? What are the taxes like?
Also I'm "technically" a Polish citizen since my mother had it done for me
when I was born, if that would make it any easier to reside there.
Basically, tell me everything about croatia
I know you are attracted to the coast but for living look now further than zagreb, we are poor yes (compare to WE or US) but its a good palce to live
+epatriots Muricans already lvie in the city, american kindergarten all that jazz
>how old are you nigga? you can buy good property here for that mney and still have aourn d 3 mil USD left
lol Hrvoje, he can buy gr8t property for 200-300k$ on prime location and live like a king for the rest of his natural life
1 mil $ estate is just tacky kitsch, but taking hes murican in consideration and nouveau riche, he might go for it
>That sounds good, id love to buy some nice apartments and rent them out so I always have a steady income.
cash money swag, appartments in zagreb are a good investment althouhg tis slowing down. zagreb is great, everything is close, its pretty safe for tis size and booming tourstically although it isnt a very attractive location for tourists
>Istra (Istria) and Kvarner (northern Croatian Littoral) the only places to live in Croatia ;)
nice but relativly boring and its easire for a foreigner to integrateinto an urbn environmen
>for 200-300k$ on prime location and live like a king for the rest of his natural life
>1 mil $ estate is just tacky kitsch, but taking hes murican in consideration and nouveau riche, he might go for it
kek, if I had 4min to spend I would go big too, which is 500 000 usd in Zagreb and its prime
Standard is similar to Czech Republic, Poland and Slovenia.
Croatia one of the most beautiful countries in Europe and it has some great cultural heritage from Venice, Austria, Rome etc.
Recommended towns to live in:
all of these are shit to live in, especially for a foreginer, althouhg good if you are local. Split or Zagreb thats it, althouhg really its Zagreb
kwk shut it down luigi
Why Croatia? It looks like you know almost nothing about it and are asking for advice on a chinese little girl's cartoon's international board which specializes in brilliant international banter such as "KHAN'D" and "A FUCKING LEAF"
no, those towns are comfy to live in if you are foreigner and mehh if you are local.
I wouldn't recommend Split to anyone, just buy something in Trogir or Omiš it's much better and only 20 min away from Split with car.
>Trogir or Omiš
Trogiranin detected. But serisuly niggger, Dubrovnik might be the only good alternative since it has a lot of infrastructure an ex-pat needs sometime, Split has more althouhgt its a twisted place, Rovinj, Poreč all good But i wouldnt choose them as an expat...zagreb!
>I'm tired of this shithole
>so I'm going to move to an even bigger shithole
Maybe he's from the south/a chicano and likes rednecks. You know, Croats are pretty much Serbs minus the international sanctions: their language is rough and full of swearwords, their manners are non-existent, their social norm is over the top machismo and many older people are still armed to the teeth. Pretty much heaven from some paranoid white power nut who thinks western civilization is mere years from destruction. No offense meant to OP with these conjectures in case he's actually nothing like I described him.
why are you people here?
depends on what you like
if you like cities then Zagreb, Zadar, Split, Rijeka, Šibenik, Varaždin
bit smaller cities like Bjelovar or Čakovec or even Karlovac might be good too
islands? we have over 1200 islands and islets
visit one every day and there goes 3 years
anything on the coast is gorgeous (except Rijeka)
Zagreb is meh - nice core but shit commie buildings and crap houses around it
visit numbeo to see prices in croatian cities (you will see why Zagreb is not a good choice)
Because everything shown on this map rightfully belongs to us desu.
you did not have any(!) national identity until Illyrian Provinces of Napoleon
Italian claims are outdated and, looking ate demographics now completely useless, royally completley non-existant
your claims are silly
fuck it, why don't you just claim Vienna too while you are at it?
>Nigga, you didn't even exist until Karađić allowed you not to be Serbs in 1850 (coincidentally in Vienna). Before that you were pure Catholic Vlachs for 300 years.
you just went full serb
ugh another serbian in dežela trying to shitpost
vlachs (later called themselves srebs) and actual serbs were invited to help against turks and when austrian puppet serbia collapsed, got tax breaks to motivate them to come
then started chimping out in the 90's and while having every possible advantage in organization, equipment, UK and Fra political OK and support, + organized army with navy and air force - lost and ran away en masse
now some fuckers try to save non-existent glory of serbia and get votes by outright made up bullshit to keep national pride tall after starting and losing multiple wars... and some slovenian serb gets to shitpost on cambodian website for poorly drawn cartoons
JAO JADNA HRVATSKA USTAČKA
SJEBANA KOD KOKAINSKOG PRAŠKA
SAMO ZEMLJA TRDIH NARKOMANA
IZABRATI MOGLA JE TUĐMANA
>it's another yugo shitflinging contest the thread
not one serb poster