Muslim in the U.S of A

teach me how to shitpôst like you senpai

>>55057769
I don't get how this was shitposting. I love the U.S and what it stands for.

Sure I don't agree with everything, but I would not hesitate to fight for the U.S if it ever went to war with another country.

Heck, I'd even fight against Saudi Arabia.

>>55057834
s-senpai
hah
y-you're shitposting...so d-deep inside of me
if you continue i'm going to ....

>>55057957
Explain how it is shitposting.

Oh wait, you're French. Lmao I'd be ashamed to even post with that flag smacked onto the top of my comment.

Somewhere... An eagle just shed a tear of joy. He will never know why, but the intense feeling of pride just overcame him all at once.

>>55058058
t.bilel, sandnigger

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Good post

No matter how many USA hateposts I read, I will always be proud to be an American. I love this country

>>55058253
I'd rather be a sandnigger than a Frog.
Your country and your people are an embarrassment to Europe. You barely qualify as a human being, you subhuman roach.

>>55058291
Same.
Long live America!

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>>55057641
I'm the president of the United States of America and I approve this post.

>>55058466
Obama is far from patriotic. I lean more to the right on most issues.

>>55057641
You maybe still prostrating, but in fact you've become a jew.
Shame on you.

>>55058339
oh excuse me, did my rich thousand years old history embarass you and your tradition of 1: being a desert nigger; 2: worshipping an illiterate pedophile warlord and 3:destroying western civilisation. Enjoy being a second-class citizen in a country that's too good for you Muhmad.

>>55058339
is this sandnigger serious? lel

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>

>>55058605
Being proud of my country makes me a jew?
Then I'm the biggest Jew around.

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>U.S is the best country in the world.

you have low standards.

amigo

>>55058713
audibly kek'd

God bless the USA

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>>55058339
>A CAMELFUCKER

>>55058688
>rich thousand year history
Holy hell you're more embarrassing than I thought.

>>55058698

That sandnigger is more of a human for liking the USA than you Swedecucks have been for the past 2,000 years. He or she appreciates our culture and freedom-meanwhile, you and your countrymen are doing your damndest to destroy both in your country.

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>>muslim in the USA
>uses taqiyya to integrate in society
Kek

>>55058813
I think OP is a full of shit bullshitin' kike not to be taken seriously

>>55058749
but it is

Euros will never understand how it feels to be North American. God bless

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>>55058719
>implying your race had anything to do with americas accomplishments

>>55058698
A Swede talking shit? Shouldn't you be off watching Tyrone screw your wife?

>>55057641
Good, this is a good post. As long as you hold America above religion you are welcome and accepted here

شذاب

>>55058872
but watch out sweden !
he's been there for FIVE years (5), so he's a REAL american

>>55058900
>hold america above religion

>has "in god we trust" written on their currency

Who are you trying to kid? yourself maybe

>>55058813

You: "Muslims need to integrate into western societies more!"

Me: "I integrated and love America"

You: "TAQIYAAA!!!!!!!!! LIAR LIAR LIAR!!! MUH SPAGHETTIIIII!!!!"


Mario, go away. You're as irrelevant as it gets.

>>55057641
Kill yourself sandnigger.

>>55058973

>What is deism?

>>55058958
He is. Anyone who lives here, speaks English and has citizenship is an American. That's the beauty of the USA

>>55058973
I'll take Deism for 500 Alex

>>55058958
Immigrants are actually welcome in our country. Unless they came illegally, then it's complicated.

>>55058991
>"I integrated and love America"


you're not fully integrated until you fight in one of US's wars in some third world shithole.

>>55057641
>the largest and most powerful navy, army, and airforce that the world has ever seen

I have a bad news for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3twxDhdAoY0

>>55059013
Ahaha. Your country doesn't even belong on a map, Bolognia.

And for a second I thought Italy was irrelevant.

I'd consider suicide if I were you. Just make sure to not take anyone else out with you.

>>55059099
Interesting digits, shitty post

أنا أكره المسلمين و الجهاديين

يزم دجال لا تردو عليه

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>>55059099
Russia is a shell of what it used to be.

Your weapons, tanks, and techniques are left-overs from the cold war era.

The rest of the world has moved on, Vladimir.

Russia's only asset militarily is the size of its infantry. But even that isn't even a big deal considering the fact that numbers are no longer important as technology.

Sorry, but we outspend you a dozen times over and we have you surrounded on all fronts.

>>55059040
No, French is better as a language.

>>55059071
>>55059040
I seriously doubt he's a citizen.
The most common way to become a citizen is green card naturalization and he hasn't been there long enough.
look :
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-US-Citizen

wow, look at all those bases the US taxpayer has to upkeep, no wonder your economy is in shambles, goyim.

>>55059265
Russia's biggest asset militarily is nuclear weapons and lots of them. The rest of the military is only good for bullying brown skinned people.

>>55059265
Russian mall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0OB85o5-I

nah computer and internet pioneered in Britain, your country just popularize it

>>55059096
No, I haven't fought in any of the U.S's wars as of yet because I'm not pursuing a career in the military.

Neither has 95% of the rest of the population.

However, if there ever comes a time when the U.S needs me to fight, I will be there regardless of what position I'm in.


And what am I even saying? I don't need a Pole to tell me if I'm 'integrated' or not. Fuck off.

>>55059324
It's ok we make it back with neocolonialism.

>>55059407
>No, I haven't fought in any of the U.S's wars as of yet because I'm not pursuing a career in the military.


Then you're not a true blue american

now fuck off back to the deserts where you belong Ahmed

>>55059317
I was born in South Carolina and moved back to the UAE then came back.
I'm a full citizen.

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>>55057641
>AND the portions are huge as fuck
Typical Arab, of course that's the one thing you latch on to you disgusting pig. I bet you could drill another oil well right into each side of your greasy nose skin and power the world for another 400 years. You'd feel right at home in the Panda Express asking them to serve you and entire pan full of orange chicken on top of another pan of rice.

>>55059384
>Who is Konrad Zuse?

>>55059427


Thats a pretty shitty job yous are getting done with your "neocolonialism", yank


if anyone is getting "neocolonised" it's you dumb fuckers. :^)

>>55059384
Without America, we'd be stuck in the 1980's computer era.

Americans reinvented the computer chip and transistors so that computers can become smaller and faster, which of course led to the phone that you have in your hand/pocket.

And don't even get me on computer software (Windows/Apple's OS/Android) which are all produced by American companies.

>>55059040
That's the reason why your children will speak Spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi4tPIVL7RQ

>>55059514
Nah, I'd say aisa is the world's pioneering developers of computer science.

>American
>Muslim
Where are these? Do they even exist?

>>55059440
Nah... I'm enjoying my stay here. And my family's enjoying their stay in Europe.

Does that make your blood boil, Pole? I bet it does.

Now kiss my American ass, irrelevant roach.

>>55059554
sorry but I live in the North.

>>55059505
They can't even control their women, but want to be a colonial empire. Kek.
They seriously learn feminist shit as an university's subject.

Poland will be superpower. Not troll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u4QCOc7uX4

>>55059572
You can find one eating pork

>>55059572
Mainly in NYC, Michigan, Chicago, and California.

There are like 1 million Muslims in NYC alone, mostly Pakis.

>>55059577
What a shitty bait

>>55059654
Really? In Michigan and Chicago??? Fuck, I live in Indiana. They might seep down here.

>>55059577
>irrelevant

Daily reminder: Poland had stopped Osman Khaliphate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7EbAsWux-w

it's the best european country npw.

>>55059693
You think it's bait, but you've probably met my family. Do you live in DT Frankfurt?

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>>55057641
>AND the portions are huge as fuck

>>55059713
I live in Michigan. Dearborn is the Muslim capital of the United States. DESU though they're pretty good people there, nothing like the Muslims in Europe/Middle East/Africa. Most of them are upper middle class and consider themselves Americans.

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>>55059700
>>55059700
>>55059700

>>55059784
Poland is irrelevant as fuck. The only people who give a shit about Poland are Poles.

Nobody cares for Poland. It has no significant economic or political impact.
Poland has had no considerable contributions to humanity in the past 100 years other than exacerbating World Wars and unnecessary nationalism.

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>>55057641
>the telephone
Is that right, aye?

>>55059713
No one is moving to Indiana don't worry.

>>55059910
Thank Christ.

>>55059887
It's the leader of 300-350 kk slavs.

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>>55058339
>sand nigger
>calling another "subhuman roach"

either bait or extremely stupid

>>55058339
>>55058058
You disgusting a*ab

>>55059939
There are a few Muslims in Indiana as well.

American Muslims are bro-tier, though. Very upper-middle class and Americanized.

If you're afraid of them, you're honestly the biggest pussy on this Earth.

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>>55059887
just a reminder

This is a real american

you're just some pisson immigrant from out of a shitty desert shithole who wandered into the wrong lands.

>>55060008
I don't give a fuck. I have no tolerance for that religion.

>>55060008
This

>>55059040
English isn't even an official language (IIRC)

>>55059887
Clean ur mouth.

>>55059997
>implying you're not a sandnigger

>>55060008
nice try fucko

Muslims are still responsible for near all bombings recently and assaults in the US and around the world.

>>55060029
Real Americans don't lose wars

>>55059906
"birth–1882 British
1870–71 in Canada [N 1]
1882–death American"

He was American as well.

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>>55060008
Kek

Russian muslims even look like russians

If you wear an arabian clothes in non-arabian country you can't be bro.

>>55060147
t. knows nothing about Israel

don't you have a pro-refugee rally to attend?

>>55060206
laughed out loud

thanks bill

>>55059997
Another roach. Holy fuck they come in groups.

>>55057641
>the portions are huge as fuck
Noticed.

>>55060222
Now it's a tatar thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF6YZ1HVnl8

Belmim niden başlarğa, yelnın axırına jitep,
Vstreçnıylar dal’niy belen, deqabr’ uzege,
Deqabr’ yorege, deqabr’ uzgere, deqada.
Selection Hugo Boss hem Be Delicios Donna Karen.
Qabat qaydadır, buran qoçağında,
Ğorki-2 yoqlıy...yoqlasın uyatma.
Sin endeşmisen mina, min qağılmıym sina,
Emma yorek tizerek tibe sinen qaynar sulışınnan.
Yelmay mina, yelmayasın kilmese de.
Min buşlıqtan tuyıp bettem, tuyıp bettem keşelerden,
Bertuqtawsız sorawlardan \"Bulış! Mina nişlerge?\"
Min nişlerge uzem belmim, şaqıp yabıq işeklerge.
Uyat mine irte belen, qurset yana qon tuğanın.
Bir mina qoç uterge, buran basqan yullarımnı.
Min taptalam ber urında yuğalıp qalğan sabıy kebek...
Belmim niden başlarğa, yelnın axırına jitep.

Quşımta:
Yanımda buten sizmim, jiberdem tik uqenmim
Arabızda...deqabr’ xetire.
Yanımda buten sizmim, jiberdem tik uqenmim
Arabızda...buşlıq, elek ide xisler.

Slayd artınnan slayd, arttırmıyça tizlekne,
Toğel marşrut saylamıyça, nider ezlep tabar oçen.
Neon vitrinalar aşa, sinsez, tik min qunegem.
Uzam şeher uzegennen, kirekmegen xisler beleen
Qotem yaznı...qotem aqılımnan şaşıp.
Elek qote idem sine, suzlerene ışanıp.
Qara Şevrola Kruz, şeule kebek yul ostennen
2012 nçe yel, min tereldem ulgennerden.
Tire yunnen sorawlar, tik min javap qaytarmam,
Kemder tabar alarnı, ezlep yullar arasında.
Kemder bele ni bulğanın, emma eytmes belgenen,
Deqabr’, deqa, repit, sinen tiren quzleren.
J,ır yazılıp betmede \"100 men çaqrım jeyaw\"
Sine ezlep tabar oçen hem yuğaltır oçen
Nige, dorlep yana quperler, utqa salıp qunelemne,
Qara Zero, min jineldem, finiş, kiçer mine...

>>55060185
I'm not responsible for it, so you can promptly insert your computer up your anus.

This thread is pure gold.

>>55060312
This is some shitty music, Sergei.

>>55060007
Holy fuck you're still here?
Get off the net, you're embarrassing everyone here.

>>55060366
*Sergej

>>55060147

1/8jewish probably more white than you sweden.
go check your kitchen i think the raghead neighbor is fucking your mom

>>55057641
Having niggers/mudslims/chinks sharing a nation with me enough to make me discard any country where thats seen as normal

>>55060029
Okay, so I guess we should all just pack our bags and leave, right?

Hah. No.
My Arabian ass is staying right here in the heart of NYC.
If you want to complain about Native American rights, go talk to Christopher Columbus and the plague about it.

Right now, we live in the 21st century, which is different from the 15th century.

People can now freely live whereever the fuck they want, whether that's in their home country or halfway around the globe.

I chose the latter and I'm happy with my decision.
I'm getting free college education (scholarships), a decent job, and I have the support of my community.

That's all a guy like me can ask for. Good luck to you, and have fun in Poland.

>>55060366
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtI0D2AvYBA

turks (not moders, I mean at 1920-s) made everthing right

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>>55060547
Daily reminder, this is how should looks bro-tier arab

>>55060547
so basicly your only arugment is:
>current year
>not taking sandniggers in your country

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>>55060547
how can you live in a country that hates your kind?

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>>55060225
>be american
>be forced to serve in the middle east
>endure hellish heat whilist wearing heavy equipment
>be subservient to some angry asshole
>get sand on your dick

>>55060460
Speak English, Jose.
Can't even understand you.

>>55060656
He can speak English and can speak Humanish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg23CkWGu2k

>>55060645
If I go to the deep south maybe people will say something.

So far, nobody has shown hatred of any kind to me in the U.S.
People respect me and show me love, and I return the gesture.

Then again, it might have something to do with my being 6'4 (6'6 because I wear tims during the winter) and 270 lbs.

>>55060656
>OMG he forgot an "is"
Sorry Ahmed i dont have to bend down to other languages since i stay in my homeland.

>>55060837
Good. If you want to stay in your homeland, then stay in it. If you don't, then move around legally. I don't care what you do with your life.

>>55060393
No, I'm another frog

YOU are embarrassing humanity.

>>55060751
If you love Murica why your women wear arabian clothes? Most ruissian muslim girl don't and it's fine

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>>55060751
>being 6'4
>sand nigger average is 5'6

>>55057641
Glad to have ya here, Muslimbro.
Where in the US are you? How much of the country have you seen? What are your plans for the future?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiPAIWkkec

this is how a muslim person should look if it's a really "bro tier"

>>55060876
>I don't care what you do with your life.
I dont care about arabs IN THEIR COUNTRIES. legally or not you're vermin-tier when you move to western countries

>>55060940
I'm gonna probably blow up the Statue of Liberty.

If women wear hijab they show that they are disrespecting our society.

>>55060929
Comes from my UAE side.

Arabs in the UAE/Oman/Qatar are much taller (and fatter) than other Arabs.

Egyptians are very tall as well (or at least the ones I've seen here).

Anyways,
I'm thinking of moving to Israel for 1-3 months as part of an exchange program. Should I do it? I've always wanted to see Jerusalem

>>55058813
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/07/15/_you_are_you_looks_at_a_gender_nonconforming_camp_for_boys_photos.html

This is why Sodom and Gomorrah are gone.

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>>55060999

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>>55060645
Although Americans are generally not fond of Muslims (or, statistically, atheists), we aren't violent (like say, MENA). People just tend to hold people they don't like in disdain and contempt.

>>55060211
You can only be one nationality. You can change citizenship as much as you like.

>>55060940
Thank you, man.

Currently living in Brooklyn, though I was born in South Carolina but I don't remember anything from it at all.

However, I have been to Illinois, Indiana, and Michigan. NYC is the best, in my opinion, though.

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>>55061065

Muslim pig

>>55060999
>sandniggers
>in charge of bombings
you'll just end up blowing yourself up

>>55061135
I would argue that if he were alive today, he would have said that he was American.

The thing about being American is that it comes with citizenship.

I can't be 'French' because France is not a mongrel nation. However, everyone in the U.S is descended from someone who lived somewhere. The true natives have been mostly eradicated centuries ago.

>>55061216
This desu. Muslims should consider outsourcing their bombings to the IRA.

>>55060999>>55061216

That isn't me. Kthxbye.

>>55060312
THANKS BASED STALIN FOR TATAR DEPORTATION

>>55061216
I dont know sven


they did a pretty good job with the WTC.

:^)

>>55061168
I'm a pig, you're frog.

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>>55061074

>>55061322
Not funny. I actually met a guy whose father died in the WTC attacks. I had to personally apologize to him for what my people did.

>>55061330
i'm superior, I know.

>>55058872
His race is American.
>>55059040
>English
Even that doesn't matter. It'll make assimilation a helluva lot easier, but it's not 100% necessary. Just look at southerners; they barely speak English, but they're an integral part of our nation.
>>55059906
And, like the rest, he had to come here in order to flourish. I'd say that's pretty telling.
>>55059997
He's an American, not a sandnigger. Watch yourself, Schlomo.
>>55060185
>American
>not judging people as individuals
>not being an individualist
Do you also use the flag as a floor mat, commie?

>>55057641
>I have family in Germany, the U.K, and Belgium, and they're all jealous that I can call myself an American.

Please tell them it is horrible here and they should stay where they are.

>>55061380

>apologize for something you never did

lol @ u faggot

>>55061393
You are OP

>>55061405
What state are you in, bruv?

NYC is pretty based, but America is fuckin' enormous so I can't speak for all of it.

>>55061380
>His race is mongrel
ftfy
>>55061380
dont be a faggot, embrace your culture and tell him that you pray for the victory of your calipha abu-Bakr

Americans love a*abs, now ?

>>55061479
Nope. You can proxy check/whatever it's called me on that.

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>>55061380
did he do a swan dive into the asphalt?

>>55060626
Maybe European countries have a basis maintaining their demographics, but that's not what we're about. We accept anyone who wants to become American. They accept certain principles and ideas, and we absorb them and parts of their culture into our culture.
We're basically the Borg.
>>55060645
We only hate Muslims who are anti-American and/or want to deny Americans certain freedoms (religion, expression, women's rights, etc.).

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Is m0E a muslim?

>>55061523
only the ones that think they are Assyrians

>>55061523
Not necessarily. Americans just love Americans.

There's a reason why your country is a failure. It's because you still have that caveman mentality. If you saw past stupid superficial bullshit that divides people for no reason, then MAYBE France would still be relevant today.

But for now, your country is a shell of its former self. And it owes people like you credit for that.

>>55061621
so what ? You insuot my country and you want us to love you ?

>>55061615
Most likely, but I doubt he's religious.

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>>55061393
>American Race

Is this you OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ_BHl-kW4E

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>>55061136
>However, I have been to Illinois, Indiana, and Michigan. NYC is the best, in my opinion, though.
NYC is based, but you've gotta see more. If you think you're patriotic now, just wait until you see our national parks and forests.
>Pike's Peak, the view that inspired the wiring of American The Beautiful

>>55061671
Scroll up, friend.

I don't know if it was you or another Frenchman, but someone carrying your flag began the name-calling.
>>55058253

And frankly, I don't give a single fuck if you love me or not.
If you like me, that's cool.

If you hate me, then motherfucker I hate you ten times more.

>>55061393
american = white anglo-saxon protestant

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>>55057641
>food from all over the world
Who could live without superior camel piss?
What a beautiful culture

>>55061770
From what you wrote you clearly do give a fuck

>>55061751
America's parks and forests are beautiful, no doubt.

My friends and I are thinking of going to Yosemite or the Grand Canyon after my studies are done.

>>55061619
Kek biggest meme alive "Assyrians"

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>>55061479
Nope

>>55058520
>I lean more to the right on most issues.
no shit

>>55061609
America was founded as WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTAN as much as chinks/niggers/sandniggers deny that as part of their efforts to fit in the country

>>55061770

I'm another frog, yea

>>55058058
>>55058339

>huuuur u dumbass...oh but ur french, so ur a subhumen haha !

Come on

>>55061772
Cuck

>>55061835
Yeah, I responded. But that wasn't regarding his personal opinion of me, it was regarding his misconception that I started the nation-bashing on this thread -- which I did not.

And you must have some strange standards if you think writing a sentence constitutes giving a fuck or not

>>55061621
Arabs are filth and make everything to shit
Just look at the middle East from civilization to bullshit

I've changed my mind. Indiana is the best state.

>>55061671
Not him
No, just understand that Americans love other Americans. Why should his religion or ancestral homeland matter to me if he loves this country and what it stands for just like I do?

>>55061910
>>huuuur u dumbass...oh but ur french, so ur a subhumen haha !


Yeah, because he came to me with some stupid shit, so I said stupid shit back.

Basically dismissing my patriotism as shitposting. KEK. Go kill yourself if you think that's the case.

>>55057641
>i've lived in one country for a short amount of time
>it's now the best country in the world
ok.
I do agree with you that the USA is the greatest country in the world. But you're retarded 2bh.

>>55057641
>we

>>55062031
but you are shitfosting

and youre not even good at it.

>>55062049
I was born in the U.S.A too, ya himar.

Five years isn't too bad, either. I'm planning to spend the rest of my life here.

>>55062000
>Americans love other Americans


there is no such thing as an "american"


it's just a failed colony with fading yuropean roots


and you've immigrated just in time to watch it collapse from the inside out.

>>55062122
Being patriotic =/= Shitposting

>>55062222
Quads of lies

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>>55061772
No. That's wrong. It clearly does not mean that, and has not meant that since its inception.
Memes are fun, though, huh?
>>55061840
>My friends and I are thinking of going to Yosemite or the Grand Canyon after my studies are done.
Do it! Travel safely, and have fun.
>Cliff Palace at Mesa Verde National Park

>>55062000
>>55062031
Errr.......that's okay, I guess

>>55061897
The Dutch founded NYC as New Amsterdam. Maryland was one of the original 13 colonies.

You're just wrong, /pol/fag.

>>55062187
>I was born in the U.S.A too
That makes no difference. That's like saying "I went to the USA for a short vacation a few years ago."
Being born doesn't mean shit. If you're culturally Arab or whatever, your birthplace is irrelevant.
Whatever though. Have fun being American. It's a God-tier place 2bh.

>>55062367
Are you saying that comparing britts with dutchs is the same than comparing britts with sandniggers?

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>>55062222
>you've immigrated just in time
I was born in Ohio, bud. My mom's side has been in Virginia/WV since the 1680s, and my dad's side immigrated from Germany and Slovenia in the 1890s and early 1900s, respectively.

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>>55062378
>It's a Satan-tier place 2bh.

fix'd 4 jew


The place is cursed

>>55062543
No, it is a land of magic

>>55062517
No, Brits are curryniggers.
I'm just saying that le Merica is white meme is bullshit. Anyone espousing such nonsense is completely un-American, and is in no position to make claims about the character of this country. I'd rather have a peaceful Abdul as my neighbor than some angry neckbeard Cleetus who wants to stir up shit.
Do you seriously believe the shit you read here and on /pol/?

>>55062378
>That makes no difference.
Actually, it does. He's as American as my lily white ass, just as long as he loves this country and what it stands for.

>>55062875
What I mean is it doesn't matter where you're born. I don't care if you're born in America. Being culturally American is what matters to me.

>>55062875
And what does it stand for ?

bullshit upon mountain piles of bullshit.


that's what it stands for

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>>55062222
>there is no such thing as an America
wew lad

>>55062965
We inspired countless other nations with our form of government and we've made a lot of important advancements in science and we kept the allies fed during WW2 and beat Japan.

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>>55062934
>Being culturally American is what matters to me.
Of course, but as far as his ability to call himself American goes, his birthplace does matter to us. If he's born here, he's American.
>>55062965
Edgy, aren't we?

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>>55063131
see my children.

Bullshit.

is the blood and fuel of this satanic evil empire of satan.

triggered yuropoors lmao

>>55062934
Yes this is true. If you are culturally American, you are American.

>>55062543
>>55062965
>this assblasted pole
You would be Ukraine part 2 if it weren't for the US stuffing your country with weapons.

>>55063227
Please point out what part of that was bullshit?

>>55063289
more bullshit


but oh look an american flag


yep bull fuckign shit

>>55063336
lol what did America ever do to you?

>>55058339
>I'd rather be a sandnigger than a Frog.
whoa

>>55063227
>blood and fuel of this satanic evil empire of satan
>satanic evil empire of satan
Oh shit, my sides.
>>55063289
>culturally American
I think they genuinely don't understand what that means.
>favorite donut shop run by chinks
>super friendly with customers
>their kids are helping out around the store when not doing homework
>can barely understand their ching chong engrish
>nice people, good parents, entrepreneurs
I love those goddamn American chinks.

>>55063595
Naturally if they don't actively try to continue to act like their previous culture, immigrants and unassimilated children will naturally act like Americans and thus truely become American over time.

>>55063675
>>55063595
Those first-generation immigrants are American as apple pie man. Even if they're too old and busy to pick up perfect english they picked up and came here, started a business, and are raising their kids here just like the generations of european immigrants that came before them.

>>55063675
They shout what I think is Mandarin at each other, but the kids speak English with western drawls. It's cute.

The problem with all these idiots that flock from these third world shithole is they lack any understanding what foundation is wicked empire was built upon and wicked deeds this evil empire practices.

Dont fall for the propaganda.

The USA is nothing but a rotting kolhoz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPgy5iI1bA

>>55062759
>American isnt white
tell me what non-whites have done for the country? countributions from nigger-americans? or indians? or sandniggers?

>>55063811
yeah my grandparents shouted Polish at each other and they were still full on American.

>>55063828
Ignore this faggot, he doesn't understand history.

In reality America was really dominated by WASPs/Dutch/French assimilated people, with everyone else not really being accepted. After WW1 and WW2 every other white ethinicty got accepted and assimilated. Asians also naturally just assimilated some time after WW2. Blacks aren't assimlated, Hispanics can assimilate but many don't.

>>55063828
What are you getting at? Just being born here makes them American, and I'm proud to share my country with them. Why are you so insistent on trying to define my country by your (sub)continent's terms?

>>55058713
Pastafag did you really quote twitter? For real wowwee 2016 is to much

>The internet, the car, the telephone, WIFI, the computer, modern medicine, the power grid, renewable energy -- everything.

Most, if not all, of these things are invented by an European

So yeah

>>55063928
>my women dress like a sandnigger
>i dress like a sandinigger
>i practice cult
but hey im american just like people from european roots.

>>55063928
I love how people try to deny your histoy just to make foreigners feel comfy

>>55057641
Man I hate Muslims but if you love America I love you too

>>55064144
Muslims don't do that here. The ones that do aren't assimilated and aren't American

Are you accusing me of denying history or the other guy? The US wasn't just white, you had to be the right white. stuff like Pollack and Mick used to be as bad as Nigger, and those people were put on only a slightly higher level than black people

>>55064144
You don't really know much about the US, huh?

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>>55064144
>to make foreigners feel comfy
Here's the thing; most of us are those foreigners.
>1/2 WASP
>1/4 German
>1/4 Slovene

>>55064117
Half of those were made by Americans

>>55057641
The car was a german invention, you ameritard.

>>55064380
That's still nothing to be proud off considering most of these technologies have been perfectionized by either Israeli jews or European universities.

>>55059440
are you retarded? by that measure nearly everyone in America--including white people who were born here--would not be American

though I don't know why I'm saying this to a stupid pole who has no idea what he's talking about

>>55064560
He is truely assimilated then

>>55064599
Thats just false though
also
>you shouldn't be proud that your countrymen invented such amazing things such as the telephone and the internet
get the fuck out

>>55064666
just ignore him, this Pole is assblasted for no reason

>>55064599
>Israeli jews
Our little bros tbqh

>>55057641
meh I've been to America enough and its just a worse version of Canada

We have universal healthcare, and basically replace Americas huge latino/black population (contributes little to society, high crime, etc.) with asians

Asians are hard working, smart and total bros.

>>55061117
>Mormons in the blue
lmao

>>55064812
>replace Americas huge latino/black population (contributes little to society, high crime, etc.) with our country's entire population
ftfy

>>55057641
What are your thoughts on Donald Trump and his proposal to bar muslims from entering the US?

>>55058872
If you reverse that image you get modern Sweden.

>>55059363
It's a mall... and?

>>55057641
>and we don't insist on colonizing on every turn we get like Europoors.

well that's a laugh

>>55066019
>muh American cultural imperialism
Oh, shut up. If you don't like it, don't buy it.

>>55057641
I agree with the sentiment of your post, but you aren't American. So why use we in those sentences? Those achievements are not your own, nor are they in any way linked to your religion that badly needs reform and a centralized clergy.

>>55066659
If he is really a muslim and really is assimilated by holding America above his religion, he is assimilated. There are muslims here who dress and act like any other American, they are fine, they are assimilated, they are American. The men who walk around wearing dresses and towels on their heads and hold Allah above America and its values are not American in the slightest.

if OP isn't using a copy-pasta then he is American as he clearly holds America and its values above Islam, and judging by his posts he is assimilated as well.

>>55066824
It's not a matter of holding one over the other, but of keeping both in perspective. I'm Catholic and love God more than my country, but my civic responsibility is to this nation, not the Vatican. I find these things to not conflict at all (despite what that twerp Rubio says).

>>55067001
That is what I meant. Your loyalty lies with the country not with God.

>>55066824
That's not the problem here. The problem is that he's been there for about 5 years. That's not a lot of time, and certainly not enough to post some boast about "your" country's achievements.

If a French person stayed 5 years in the US and claimed the nationality, I would also laugh in his fucking face if he told me shit like this.

>>55067111
If he is assimilated and is loyal to country before his God then he is American and can share in our glory.

>>55067167
Maybe. There's not a lot the OP is telling us.

>>55067250
That is why I am speaking in conditionals Pierre

>>55061897
Please exit yourself from this Earth.

>>55061991
Yeah... cause we're the ones who virtually began both world wars and the deaths of 100 million people, right?

Sit your failure ass down. Your a failure and your country is a failure which has contributed nothing but problems for the rest of the civilized world.

>>55067080
Yes, loyalty and love are different things.
>>55067167
One of the greatest things about being American is that we're not asked to put our country before God. We have the freedom to practice our faiths, so there's no real conflict there.
The Davises of the country who claim they can't marry homos and the like because muh Jesus hates fags or whatever are ideological whiners and contrarians. They don't really understand this country.

>>55057641

Based posting, but reminder that the US still has < 1% muslim population. Sorry OP.

>>55067551
You're *

Stupid phone

>>55067595
>less than 1% Muslim population

That doesn't matter to me.

Don't dodge the issue OP... How can you call yourself American when you've been there 5 years? Would you be willing to go to war against Saudi Arabia if geopolitics changed?

Do you swear loyalty to your God or to America first?

>>55057641
>I have family in Germany, the U.K, and Belgium, and they're all jealous that I can call myself an American

You're still a muslim and your country (Saudi Arabia/UAE) is the cause of most evil in the world. Now kindly fuck off.

witness all these butthurt eurofags
this is what American posting does lel

anyways nice proxy OP

>>55068144
the target of the butthurt isn't America though, but the "American" OP

>>55058713
Shit ass nigga bitch

>>55067821
He was born here, and he loves the country. That makes him American, and we love him as such.

>>55057641
confirmed this is the easiest way for you muslims to convince doubtful murifats. seems even /pol/lacks are sold by your "reverse tolerance"

>>55068876
>reverse tolerance
Explain pls

>>55068928
literally. but this is a new concept i came up with right now and you can define/detail it in your way.

>>55057641
so when are you planning to kill innocent people muhammed? just please tell me you are in the detroit area aka the american containment area for subhuman garbage like yourself

>>55067551
>Nothing but failure
Are you describing yourselve
Kek an Ar*b Sandnigger talks like this

>>55069059
>literally. but this is a new concept i came up with right now and you can define/detail it in your way.
What? Are you high?

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>>55069945
He's Japanese

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***ATTENTION***

Ok here's the deal for all non-Americans, a real American is a white Anglo Saxon Protestant whose family has been here since the colonial times, spics and niggers and Catholics are not and will never be Americans

An American life is worth more than a life of any non-American
America is exceptional amongst nations in that government is our servant (in Europe government is seen as a lord, this comes from centuries of belief in "divine right of kings") and we exist for the betterment of ourselves, not for the betterment of Muslim immigrants, which is why yuropoors exist
Also guns, the right to bear arms ensures that we can keep all of our other rights

Yurocucks can and do cry all day everyday but if it were not for the United States military they would be living under Soviet dominion, most likely in gulags where they would be killed if they indulged in their homosexual tendencies

There is more, I could talk about my love for America forever, for it is with a religious fervor that I love this country
The United States in indisputably the most powerful and influential nation in the history of the world

>>55067821
Do you not understand the concept of who is American and who is X European nationality to the people in that country is radically different?

>>55070245
Fag

>>55070357
t. Jose Lopez

>>55070809
No, more like Jim Brown (changed from Braun, of course). Nobody in this country is fully WASP anymore.

t. 1/2 WASP

>>55057641
>Europoors
what the fuck would you compare USA and Europe? Both of them have their own advantages/disadvantages, Europeans discovered USA and made it a great country, they are basically the same people

>>55071185
I'm full wasp you krautnigger

Go back to Germany your kind weren't welcome here back then and I hate people of German descent to this day

>>55057641
I hate New World people, even more than Slavs and muslims.

>>55057641
>No matter what you want to say, the U.S is much better than your country.
This is 100% true.

Now get the fuck out, go back to sandland, and never come back please.

>>55071401
>full wasp you krautnigger
Whatever you say, Cleetus.
>Go back to Germany
Never been there, you bitchy little faggot.

>>55071462
hello Hitler

>>55071462
Your people are dying out while we New Worlders are flourishing

Germans are a dead race of people your birth rates ensure that in 3 generations you will cease to exist

Which is good because the German people have been very cancerous to civilization
You started both world wars and genocided millions of people

I delight in the fact that the German people are dying out and only wish it had happened sooner

>>55071375
As much as I love the OP, I also love this post. We're connected, but different.

>>55071375
Europe doesn't have a single advantage on America.

>>55071563
You'll never be a real American you'll always be some mongrel dog talking about how your 1/4 faggot

You don't know what it's like to truly love America, it's impossible for you to

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>>55071777
>You don't know what it's like to truly love America
I love the USA for what it is and has the potential to become. You are obsessed with a dream.

>>55071632
>New Worlders are flourishing
>Canada (banana republic)
mixed subhumans
>USA
criminal spics and Asian subhumans
>Latin America(banana republics)
degenerate brown subhumans
>Australia (banana republic)
mixed and Asian subhumans

>Germans are a dead race of people
Except for the millions of Germans in Germany.

> have been very cancerous to civilization
WW2 was a huge fucking fail, but the rest shows that we were very contributive to the world.

>You started both world wars and genocided millions of people
>posts with American flag
You can't make this shit up Muhammad.

>I delight in the fact that the German people are dying out and only wish it had happened sooner
That's why I want you subhumans to die out. America is the biggest problem of this world.

In honor of this thread, I'm having my leftover lamb kebab, saffron rice, falafel, and baba ganoush with a slice of apple pie for lunch.

>>55067111
This is actually one of the notable significant differences between America's melting pot assimilation and Europe's multicultural pluralism. It's quite common for people to identify as American shortly after immigration, whereas it seems to be the opposite for Europe. There's some good articles about it online if you're interested in reading about it.