Tell me about Cretans, why are they so based?
>all t*rks are swarthy
Lel, fyi people who lives in the provinces that are close to the Aegean looks very similar. Sometimes you can't separate greeks from the t*rks.
>tfw half Greek
he'd probably reduce you into pieces just for looking at him let alone calling him a Turk
Who is he komşi? Tell me about him, why does he wear the bandana?
Stronkest Greek Genes, even in WW2 it poped nazi germany's cherry and took them one month to completely occupy Crete
>He has actually committed acts of terrorism
>pick up truck with black tinted windows and goats in the back rolls into ghetto blasting this from loudspeakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kgGr-BF_M
>"heyo nigga wut that?"
>door opens and a 2 meter hairy fat Cretan rolls out
>"wut you want waitboi"
>cretan opens the back of the truck and let's out the goats to eat the grass
>ghetto rats grab wooden boards baseball bats and other shit around them and get ready to beat him
>cretan grabs a shepherds stick and a bucket of feta
>ghetto skank out ensues
>aftermath is a bloody cretan with broken ribs and 6 unconscious ghetto rats smothered in feta lying on the grass with goat horn marks on them by getting battered
>"ωωωω μωρε kοπελια ελατε να σας φιλεψω kι αλλη φορα"
>goes back into his pick up and drives off
>goats still eating the grass
>police rolls in
>too late to contain the situation
>ghetto rats are fuming starting gang wars trying to find the guy with the big ass mustache
>2 weeks of civil unrest looting and rioting ensue
Greeks are Neolithic farmers
Ancient Greeks were BLACK, the white ones arrives later.
Why do you do dis to me? I thought we were friends ;_;
doubtful because of aggressive forced population relocations/killings during the greek revolution but also the absence of the modern 'greek identity' during the period of Ottoman rule
this, Ancient Greeks were zapped by Aliens.
heh, too bad your kebab hands never touched Corfu like the are touching the Netherlands right now, so that gives as an unarguably direct claim to ancient Atlantis.
look at them all smug about it
"Never touched by kebab" written all over them
i have bronchitis and the laughing fit i just threw nearly killed me you inconsiderate fuck