Fine, I'll do it edition
going to a party soon since I finished my Java program early waheey
Anime is the oxygen of 4chan, and by extension of that, /brit/
keep receiving snaps like this from this girl I matched with on tinder
clearly not wearing anything but the duvet
the mexican government can't even call all of mexico their property
Not original shiplad m8. I'm the one going to sea next week.
Then again, he was a Pole and he didn't die so it doesn't really count
but he is planning on going to see her (she is in another country)
I wouldn't think much of it but he has no money at all, seems far too much of a commitment for something that might not work out
>Girl's Day's Yura has been banned from 14 African countries for her perceived offensive remarks about people with dark skin.
Is /brit/ still shit?
I'll post it when I find out what ship I'm going on. Company is still beating around the bush and aren't certain where to send me.
>Thousands of Iraqi refugees who arrived in Finland last year have decided to cancel their asylum applications and to return home voluntarily, citing family issues and disappointment with life in the frosty Nordic country.
At the doctor the other day. Diagnosis depression. On tablets now for it.
*nukes Mexico City*
whoopsie haha my bad
with all this mexican food we're going to have to eat now, I might '''''''''''''''''''''accidentally''''''''''''''''''''' launch more nuclear weapons haha
I had a dream that the girl I loved (love?) but never got together with past close-friends messaged me on Facebook.
"Why aren't you pounding me anon?"
"I'm a submissive, you know that"
Things like that
Fucking idiot deliveroo driver got lost, my food's going to be cold ffs
General Cargo company though I'm looking to get into research vessels after graduating.
>contact company expressing interest in becoming a merchant navy officer
>go to uni
>go to sea
>pass more exams
>haven't wanked in 5 days
>going to have a lovely, romantic wank tomorrow
clearing up my screenshots and came across this gem when we made a pof in kevs name and messaged loads of girls
been laughing at these screenshots for the last 10 minutes
so many gems
la vita e bella, the hunt, lilya 4-ever, fucking amal, tillsammans, stalker, in a better world, come and see, bad education, tie me up tie me down, the sea inside, blue is the warmest colour, we are the best, seventh seal
someone needs to make a new account so we can do it again
I'll probably just go gym, then watch something. Didn't even know it was Valentine's day until you lot brought it up. I'll be out of the country soon so I don't really care.
lads imagine the number of """"refugees""""" that would have come here if some hideous Labour-SNP-Green party coalition had won the election last year
nah i reckon it will
he said good fridays is gonna continue too so it's not like he's got plans to new songs to add to the album, just needs to get chances song finished and it'll be done (hopefully)
never ever watching porn with the sound on again lads
>dorm is empty
>decide to have a wank to an old favorite video
>cliche pizza scene with the sound off
>with the sound on: camera man will not fucking shut up
>"ohhh yeah give her that cheese pizza topping on her face dude!"
>"lemme get a nice shot of that sweet pussy"
>"smells like anchovies"
>guy sounds like he is passing a kidney stone when he cums
was not a pleasant wank if I am completely honest
started tipping camwhores real money for them to write my name on themselves
i don't even use my real name because it's a public show and i'm scared someone will recognise me despite having no friends
did i just cuck myself
If this webm gives you a stiffy you're not a normie.
Never had a foot fetish but I once sucked on a girl's foot.
She thought it was a bit weird but we fucked afterwards. Not attracted to feet desu but there is something weird and erotic about having a good old suck on them.
IMPORTANT tb h
>liking bohoomoomin crapsody makes you cultured
>normie friend loses their job last week
>unironically tweeting about "unemployed life" 4 days later
>already broke, has no money for any leisure activities
>apparently eating lidl noodles every day to survive
To piss you off.
Kill them in their sleep. It's the only rational decision.