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/brit/ - OP Is A Faggot Edition

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>>55015003
stop being a lazy twat and go and collect
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fucking kshit runt squeal music
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Had chips the other day, should I get fish and chips tonight?
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Reminder that Kyary is not Korean
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maisie
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bit hostile itt
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>>55015088

>Minusing the delivery charge

Explain your logic
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K-pop t͏bh fa͏m
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>>55015099
>ordering fish and chips online
runt
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>>55015099
no you chunky monkey
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>>55015129
You need to spend £10 on purchases you fucking mong
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Lads, I'll call before I come.
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where do i get cash from if i lost my bank card
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>>55015129
That is the logic of the minimum £10 order, excluding delivery charges.
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>>55015141
>menu for regular van rounds

From the van you cunt
>>55015153
;_;
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>>55015162
sell your body on the street
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>>55015159
Where does it say that? It says you must spend £10. It doesn't define what on.

If they mean you need to spend £10 on food why doesn't it say that?
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>>55015129
it's just basic tactics to make you order more mate, come on
it's a bit cheeky yeah but I understand why they do it
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>>55015129
>Spend £10 to get delivery for free
>Spend £9.90 and get delivery slapped on top
This isn't rocket surgery lad.
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get me a gf i will give you a (You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-L5peLCHLI

do you think he browses /brit/
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>>55015189
They foolishly assumed you weren't violently autistic
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>>55015189
>If they mean you need to spend £10 on food why doesn't it say that?

They assume you're not a dumbass.
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>>55015129
are you retarded
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>>55015185
>buying fish and chips from a van
lmao wtf
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how do I find out my blood type?
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who reddit here
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>>55015221
It's not being dumb to call out companies on inaccurate wording.
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just won $90
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>>55015221
>dumbass
fuck off yank
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>>55015230
I live in a village we don't have a fish and chip shop. The van company does the best in the area anyway.
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>>55015271
Call them up and have a chat about it then autist.
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>>55015271
It says £10 is the minimum for delivery, not free delivery so your argument doesn't even make sense.
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>>55015305
>living in a small village
lmao
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>>55015319
>It says £10 is the minimum for delivery

But it doesn't define what £10 must be spent on. It doesn't say "You must spent £10 ON FOOD for delivery". It says "spend". I am spending over £10.
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>>55015271
the wording isn't inaccurate though
you just don't understand
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>>55015341
It's great desu, quiet, countryside everywhere, fresh air, safe and not a non-white in sight.
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>>55015364
stop it you mong
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>>55015364
Minimum order spend for delivery, you thick nigger.
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>>55015364
You're spending £9.90 you idiot
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>>55015364
but you aren't spending £10 you're spending £9.90
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>>55015341
>living in a city
>oh yes I get to pay £1,200 a calendar month to live under some billionaires stairs
>getting robbed by a bunch of immigrants is a daily part of life
>You went outside in a nice car / other ubiquitous item and didn't expect to get robbed?
>Your town doesn't wake you up at 4am for muslim morning prayers?

Fuck off
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>>55015404
Where does it say that?
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>>55015292
>$
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>>55015364
>It doesn't say "You must spent £10 ON FOOD for delivery". It says "spend". I am spending over £10.

Which is why they're letting you pick delivery at all. If you bought £6 worth of food your choice would be collection or nothing.

Nowhere does it mention free delivery. you could spend 15 quid on food and it'd still add £1.20 as a delivery chargeon top.
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>>55015409
>>55015413
So why does my card get charged £11.10? Seems I am spending over £10
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>>55015423
>getting triggered by memes
lmao
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thinking about killing myself
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>>55015364
Thought this whole delivery thing was about FREE delivery rather than just delivery in general.

Now I agree with you.
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>>55015465
if the delivery is free you aren't paying for the delivery so its £9.90
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>>55015485
good lad
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http://news.sky.com/story/1641491/armed-militia-groups-attack-calais-migrants
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>>55015162

take your passport into the branch and get it over the counter
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>>55015424
In your picture, you spaz.
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free delivery more like RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELIVERY
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>>55015499
The delivery isn't free it's £1.20 no matter how much you spend.
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>>55015099

Do it, faggit.
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Who said Wolves wouldn't score????
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>>55015550
so what are you complaining about?
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>>55015530
No it doesn't, you're infering meaning that isn't there.
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>lift weights get fit they said

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBk779zGGS-/
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please Lord no parties in L.A.
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Fry up tomorrow morning, lads.
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>>55015602
The fact that an £11.10 order says "You must spend £10 for delivery". I don't want to add another item and pay more money for it.
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>>55015673
well spend more then
you only need to add 10p to it
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>>55015603
Yes it does. For an order to be delivered, you have to spend at least £10, which then adds a delivery charge.

Only a fucking retard whose diet consists of greasy chink 'food' would fail to understand this.
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>>55015623
>Crippled
>Only regret is not lifting more
What a man.
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I hope Cornwall kills himself soon.
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>>55015673
Call them up directly and explain you have severe aspergers, they might be able to help.
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>tfw you aren't autistic
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Ordering from a another Chinese with more clearly defined delivery parameters lads.
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>>55015673
You've already got the delivery option, you've fucking selected it at the top of the pic. You have met the pre-requisite the be able to take advantage of delivery.

are you fucking retarded or just trolling us, because I am mad as fuck now
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>>55015698
That may be what the owners want and how they choose to operate, but that's NOT what the text says.
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>Eating Chinese
Can you get more pee ell ee bee than that?
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>>55015659
That's American bacon what the fuck is going on there.
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had bets on west brom and everton winning

really disappointed that the man couldn't kick the ball in the goal
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Yup, he's trolling
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austrian psychobilly lads
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Need Swansea to score for £135.

Or should I cash out now for £27?
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GT: B*******e

Hint:
Spoiler (Click to Hide)
a flat, rectangular container, typically made of leather, for carrying books and papers.

was it lads?
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>>55015798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o04m9AY0u1g
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It just gets worse
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>>55015772

>betting on top leagues

tears
e
a
r
s
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>the yanks are waking up
I'm out
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>>55015864
absolutely cucked mate
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>>55015839
cash out lad buy yourself a cheeky bag of ket for £30
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>>55015864
>can of coke
>80p
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455293870290.webm

pretty based
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Decided I'll get sausage+chips+peas+curry sauce.

Don't really feel like fish desu.
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>>55015865
fuck off channon
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>>55015864
>CHINK'D
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>>55015864
>ordering a drink
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Aaayyy lmao the second dead drop has been secured
All I have to do now is to get home safely (probably gonna pick some sushi or maybe pizza on my way there)
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>>55015864
I fucking told you it didn't mean free delivery.

You are unbelievable, I hate you so much.
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>>55015892
Yeah, but I can't get Ket delivered until next week
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>>55015865
i meant west ham lad and they just scored 2 goals in a minute

my bets coming in haha
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>>55015864
>shredded beef and chicken wings

Literally what.
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great leverages
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgvOH9Gt2U/
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Bit gassy lads
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>>55015771
crime against humanity
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>>55015924
No one ever said it was free delivery.

The argument was how can spending £11.10 not count as spending £10.
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>>55015864
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any of you lads got kik?
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>>55015864
what kind of meal is that anyway at least get some chips or rice and some sauce
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>>55015864
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might post a cock shot a bit later
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>>55015960
It did count as spending £10, he fucking picked delivery.
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>>55015960
the delivery charge doesn't count as part of the £10
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>>55015902
good lad
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Dishwasher tablets aren't dissolving in the dishwasher lads, any ideas why?
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>>55015969
me
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Utter choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-P3HQHwKZw
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Can't believe you're all actually arguing about this autist who can't understand a delivery charge.
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>>55015999
Go back to bed
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When did a chinky get so expensive?

Most of the £5 "mains" are just meat and veg so don't have any noodles or fried rice making them half a fucking meal. If you want any kind of side that's another £5.

I've taken to cooking noodles, egg fried rice and prawn crackers at home. Otherwise you'd be spending like £20 on one meal.
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>>55015947
tried to read the comment but its just a bunch of boring shit
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>>55015999
please don't
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>>55016020
fuck off billionaire clean them with your hands
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>>55016020
filters broken
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>>55016025
what's your username la
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>>55016015
Why not?
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might order from deliveroo
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>>55015969
Verity
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>>55016079
cenaboyle
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>hey there, can i interest you in any of whey products?
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>>55016108
>in any of whey products
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>>55016108
>WHEEEEY
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Help me lads
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>>55016045
you know what, I don't rate calling a chinese a chinky or a corner shop the paki shop Tbh

just think it's a bit unnecessary
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>>55015864
Literally the most autistic delivery list I have ever seen, that's a meal a fucking mongolian would eat. No sauce or chips, noodles or rice?
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455375678017.webm
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>>55016108
Wheeeeyyyy
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>>55016045
chinky has always been expensive 2bh even in the 90s it was way overpriced

if you go to italy or spain or other european countries there are thousands of chinese restaurants and you can get a whole 3 course meal with wine for £5 it's ridiculous
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>>55016131
alri gorgeous george
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>>55016131
alri george
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>>55016131
"Which one are you, the fit one or the uggo?"
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>>55016131
"alri"
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>>55016131
you're on your own now, good luck
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>>55016131
>"a lot better now that you've popped up love, what you up to tomorrow?"
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>>55016080
because it means order £10 of food

>>55016131
alri georgyboy
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>>55016131

Type 'Fuck off Normie Twat'
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>>55016131
Give her shit for sending the first message
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>>55016131
tell her how you are you numpty
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>>55015983
>>55016137
>Paying £4 for some rice or chips instead of cooking it yourself
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>>55016131
very well, m'lady
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>>55016179
>this is how /brit/ thinks you flirt
fucking wew
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vai pancino fatti una corsa
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ALL YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
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>>55016226
>paying 8 quid for some chicken when you can cook it yourself
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>>55016131

are you an archaelogust
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>>55016226
the whole point of a fucking takeaway is so that you don't have to cook for yourself you numpty
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>>55016182
>because it means order £10 of food

Then why doesn't it say that?
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>>55016108

I like the WHEY your tits look love
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>>55016228
And how many girls have you shagged?
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>>55016131
because I've got a bone to pick
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thinking about rolling a spliff

thoughts?
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>>55016131
"are you an archeologist?"
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>>55015036
Doing a work lads
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>>55016020
Something in the way of the tablet compartment stopping it opening?
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Anyone else get that weird feeling where your teeth feel itchy and you need to scratch them together?
It's really fucking irritating
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>>55016131
Alright there, great day isn't it? I'm good thanks and yourself?
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>>55016244
next HYPE
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>his chinky doesn't do free boiled rice with every main
Lmao
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>>55016270
just the one lasted a good 2 hours though
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>>55016268
I don't know, who am I? the creator of just eat?
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>>55016270
87
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>>55016266
There are some things that are just better as a takeaway but egg fried rice or chips are so easy to make there's literally no point in ordering it.

Takeaway Egg fried rice is just not worth £4
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>>55016309

>He doesnt call it a Chipper
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>>55016298
bad lad
drugs are bad
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>>55016309
'free'

yeah, okay mate.

fucking lmao
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>>55016304
Nah it opens, I just find a half dissolved tablet in the thing after a wash and the fucking plates are still dirty.

Hope it's not fucked desu
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>>55016322
how many not their age xD
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>>55016298
only plebs mix with baccy lad
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>>55016330
>£4 for a fucking sundry item

It must be nice to be a billionaire.
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post the waifus lads
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>>55016244
CLEAR ALL THE THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE

>>55016268
OMG YOU ARE ACOUSTIC MATE. It says spend £10 because the delivery charge is a seperate payment not related to the order it doesnt count that.
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>>55016270
>And how many girls have you shagged?
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>>55016305
It's called DRUGS mate
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>I smoke weed
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>>55016298
I approve of this idea
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Ive done it up with probably over a hundred men.

Get tested a lot and never caught anything.
*knocks wood*
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>>55016330
don't know where egg fried rice is £4 do you live in london or something

it's £1.50 up here in the north
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>>55016369
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>>55016309
>his chinky chipper doesn't do half portions for £3.70 that come with rice and sauce
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>>55016364

im not a billionaire lad
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>>55016369
all horrendous
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>I'm having my 6th surgery in 2 weeks. This will be my 3rd back surgery since 2007, I have both hips replaced and my neck fused at level 5,, 6, and 7

remember to go heavy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmW_TUWK40
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>His local Chinese doesn't do proper chippy chips
omfg *facepalms*
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>>55016399
bit gay
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>>55016346
Whereabouts do you find the undissolved tablet?
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>>55016369
Disgusting .

How does anyone find ariana grande nice looking? She wears a ton of makeup and she looks like a fucking diseased toenail.
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>>55016449

>chippy

its chipper you fucking moron
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>>55016400
That's the living in a shithole discount
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>>55016428
jesus
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think someones hacked my 4chan account lads
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*adds a large amount of LSD to the runts' water supply*
hehehehe, hohohohooo
*stuffs cigar in face and lights it whilst spinning in office chair*
hahahahaha HAHAHAH
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>>55016483
It was me, I stole all your level 6 memes
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I was masturbating and I came all over my tummy and now I need a shower
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>>55016469
it's chippy round here

>chipper

lmao
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>>55016449
>chippy
fuck off yank it's chipper
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>>55016400
Good lad
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>>55016472
actually live in a nice village lad much nicer than living in a paki infested shithole like london
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>>55016399
thats gay
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>>55016469
>chipper
oh my DAYS *facepalms even harder, slap is audible from across the room*
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>>55016515
>4chan notifications on your phone

Addiction is terrible
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Really enjoy flirting with qts tbqh lads.
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>>55016512
transexualmidgets.com
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>>55016510
fuck off yank
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having a stirfry for babbys ickle breakfast
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>>55016512
juicygals
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need a new porn site lads. any suggestions?

nothing vanilla either. i transcended boring porn years ago.
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>>55016515
>>55016400
>>55016330
>chinese takeaway meme
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>his local chinese chippy doesn't do deep fried beef and chips
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>>55016512
>>55016576
for what reason
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Feet? No they're not my cup of tea
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>>55016512
>he wanks to people and not inanimate objects and statues
Fuck off.
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>>55016515
>>55016400
:^)
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https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/690959067171389440

very funny indeed
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Fuck sake lads messed it up
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>he orders gravy with chips
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>>55016576
facialabuse.com
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>>55016569
How's eyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30
choon lads
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>>55016576
thumbzilla for HD porn
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>>55016614
wait so its spelt rkid now?
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>>55016619
You did the right thing lad.
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https://www.what-dog.net
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I masturbated to a video of myself masturbating once
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>>55016616
kek was this a sting or just acting
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>>55016576
P0leaboo recommends DivineBitches, EnglishMansion and ArabMistress
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>>55016588
>chippy
fuck off yank it's chipper
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>Ordering chips with a chinese
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>>55016652
thats right rkid
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>>55016682
He lived next door and the cop just assumed he was stealing the bike
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>>55016688
>chipper
poortherners fuck off
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wew
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how dear you
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>>55016682
the cops were already there for something else and the guy decided to steal the bike haha
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>>55016605
honey chilli chicken is my fetish
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it was an enlightening experience
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I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

>>55016705
Fuck off yank
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>>55016616

there are people who think blacks are as intelligent as whites
there are people who think blacks aren't predisposed to more violence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KclC9DKNaZE

Me on the right
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>>55016641
all fine

that was very bizarre last night; came on suddenly with no buildup, this strong stinging sensation and eyes started running like taps

wondering whether id forgotten to blink for a few minutes, that has happened before
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>>55016705
chipper in Ireland too
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Might actually go to the chippy later, haven't been in AGES

>Chips
>Steak and kidney pie
>Mushy peas
>Gravy

*sucks breath through tightly pursed lips and nods slowly with eyes closed*
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>>55016663
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>>55016705
we say chippy up north though

at least in lancashire

yorkshire isn't proper north though anyway
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>>55016648

vice city
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>>55016726
>hawkeyes hat
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>>55016707
>FB
Who was posting that?
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http://strawpoll.me/1/
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Wish my bf was here lads, gonna be lonely tomorrow without him.
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>>55016771
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>>55016726
do yo think he took that picture himself?
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>>55016787
so are you usually looking at something you love?
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>>55016787

>This is the kind of argument put forward by the bloody racists at UKIP
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>>55016721
wew

>>55016738
Legend same here.
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>>55016787
Im voting to stay part of the EU
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>he eats carbs
What's it like being POOR?
>>
>>55016770
>no fish
>no battered sausage

BAD lad
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>>55016831
>Pirates of carribian
>carribian
embarrassing considering this was probably a dev's poll to first test it out
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>>55016887
Post your eyes
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>>55016726
Looks like Wayne Rooney
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>>55016726
If Kev lost weight, shaved his head, grew a beard and dressed better he'd look alright.
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>>55016757
It's called crying you were getting emotional because you knew the concert was coming to an end.
>>
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".
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>>55016854
yes I'm usually looking at the mirror
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Post >yfw footballs coming home this summer
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>>55016887
Rasheed
>>
you lads are my only friends
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>>55016951
good post
>>
whats the difference between prejudice and presumption in a statistical sense?
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>>55016981
less feels

more fucking machines
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>>55016876
bit steep la
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>>55016847

>can cause damage when jumping
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https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/698548150089420801
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>>55017010
oh dare
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>>55016907
Good options but lad, the pies at my local chippy... W E W. They make them from scratch, they're the best I've ever tasted.
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>>55017035
Doe she know she's famous here?
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>>55016856
>ukip
>racist
t.rasheed
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>>55016949
hmm that is a possibility i hadnt considered
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>>55016993
expect you
fuck you and fuck that fucking machines gimmick poster
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>>55016970
I just want to part of the winning side and there is no chance we will leavers
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>>55016981
basically this
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>>55017035
are they going to lez it up
will there be videos
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>>55017044

>chippy

its chipper you fucking moron
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>>55016951
Really great post, absolutely spot on.
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>>55017035
might go and spy on them
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>>55017010
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>>55017081
kike
post machine fucks
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>>55017083
>I just want to be part of the paki side
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>>55017081
You're not that guy? My mistake.

Fuck off then Shekelbergstein
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>>55017010
our kev
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>>55017092
it's chippy here lad
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finished packing lads
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Dont know what to vote in the referendum without Yank posters telling me all about my country desu
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>Order for delivery
>ETA 17:20
>Plan all my other stuff around this
>Knock on the door at 17:05
>My fryer hasn't even warmed up yet to do my prawn crackers

REEE
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>>55017121
>>55017137
hope your mum gets a heart attack tomorrow haha yea
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>>55017122
>But Nigel why would we risk our conaonies moving to Dublin or Edinburgh

>HAHAHHA MUSDIM YOU ARE RASHID
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>>55017188
Where u going?
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>>55017206

New>>55017206
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>>55017230
dublin
sixth time this week
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>>55017200
I think you should just soil you ballot

Happy to help
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>>55017188
Do you have a hat box for your fedora?
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>>55017212
Do you also dispute the meaning pf the word estimated?

Also serves you right for not buying them as well
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>>55017222
>implaying they already aren't moving to Dublin
No matter what you do our Govt will always lower our corporate tax rate to lower than the UK
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>>55017212
>His Chinese doesn't do free prawn crackers

Very unfortunate
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>>55017266
literally why would you do that
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>>55017423
To show that democracy is not a ligament form of governance
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Romans 12:20-21

20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.

21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
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2 guys that I could chat to relatively easily have pulled out of going clubbing tonight. I'm going to be surrounded by semi attractive amazonian women
It's going to test my autism to the max
Pray for my soul lads pls
Any advice welcome
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>>55019014
pull one of them?

Get some xannies or a small dose of speed down you desu
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>>55015036
Hi neighbours. Next year I will be doing an internship in either Manchester or London. I'm 187cm and pretty jacked for a 19 year old. Will I slay some pussy or are British girls restrained towards foreign students?

Also what does an average gym-membership cost in the bigger cities?
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