/brit/ - The Hissing Louie Edition

Can you make it all the way to the end without pausing, muting or looking away?

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OUR NIGE

>>55009278
>1 minute
not even gonna try

>tfw obssesive thougts

>every 4th person who attempts to climb to the summit of K2 dies trying

do you think if I just straight up ask this fat girl if she wants to fuck tomorrow she'll go for it?

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gagging for 28yo fanny

>>55009346
Is that the Irish slag who loves black cock?

>be me
>order new talktalk line through topcashback
>cancel line after a few days
>order is still registered with topcashback
>received payout of £90 despite paying nothing

>lose the game
>boots the ball over the school fence

ahahahahaha

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crayon pop

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>>55009278

>TYT

why is capitalism so resilient when it's so shit?

people are gradually coming round to the idea that for certain industries of national significance competition doesn't work - see, rail, energy etc

but you'd still think we should never nationalise costa but even in that sector competition gives us next to nothing besides 'oh there's a real gap in the market for cherry coke with a different name' or 'what people really want is red cups for their coffee instead of green'

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are niamh's tits too big?

need to sort out my 4chan folder but cbb lol and the longer i leave it the worse it gets lol and the worse it gets the less i can be bothered to do it lol

>>55009278
>That's how I had to watch incest porn
I'm out.

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Hello

>>55009278
yes, seen it before though

>>55009377
I was enjoying this thread up to and including this post, but SOMEONE had to spoil it

Absolutely devastated desu

One observers' group says at least 1,015 civilians have been killed in Russian air strikes.

The UK-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said late last month that close to a quarter of those killed were under the age of 18.

Bf has a special surprise planned for me tomorrow apparently.

It's the first valentines day I've been with someone so I'm quite excited!

>>55009402
yeah that happened with me except i did and then when i stopped i did but then again and now its all sorted

>>55009278
stopped at incest porn

>>55009399
ID?

>>55009395
Oh yeah we can rely on the government to decide what we want ok

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>>55009278

>women write better code but face bias

Oh fuck off BBC

>>55009439
poofter

>>55009438
i don't mean to sound detached from humanity but wouldn't a 1/4 of that make sense? if the population is evenly distributed, and the average life expectancy in syria is 74 years -- that figure is actually less than what it should be

>>55009402
I know that feel

>>55009399
they're too not in my mouth

>>55009278
Jokes on you, I never unmuted

rare flags talking to each other
>>>/sp/65564527

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>>55009437
sorry lad i really am i thought it would be good for a laugh

*walks home the long way*

>>55009438
>UK-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights
all these organisations are crypto Jihadist

>>55009399
Nah perfect

been wanking like a brick shithouse all morning lads

>>55009391
blimey

>>55009395
national rail, energy, ect doesn't work either
go live in the forest with the flower people you pinko faggot

>>55009515
no one cares

>>55009515
>Brunei
>rare

m8

who /HOCD/ here?


i hate that lads

>>55009524
Nah m8 sorry for the confusion you're post was good but the next one was awful

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>anglos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml24Vhkntls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmf-fjrnAw

>human

Trying to deal with the stress's of life is hard, i consider myself a strong person and sometimes i struggle with the pressure modern life throws at me i manage to overcome these because i am lucky enough to have awesome people around me but not everyone has this support Added pressure to an already stressful life can tip people over the edge. So i, amoungst other things, will go out of my way to offer help to as many people as i can coupe with in 2016 and if i can't help find someone who can. Look after the people around you, not just your family and friends but the people you think may need help and together we can change our communities for the better maybe even the world. A very wise lady said." This planet is all our home and we are all family on it." Big love everyone have an awesome weekend. x

>>55009491
>saw that article
>"I bet this is bullshit"
>read it
>data actually shows that female requests for code edits are slightly more likely to be approved
>literally didn't even touch on the subject of code quality
>even there, their methodology was utter wank and isn't peer-reviewed

I honestly don't understand how the BBC hasn't been defunded for pushing blatant bullshit.

>>55009395
This is such an elitist attitude
>uggh why do the proles want a new flavour of frappuccino, why can't they be enlightened like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idO3VjT8sjk

>>55009596
>Trying to deal with the stress's of life is hard

haha read that as "streets of life" haha. was going to say "what streets of life? is that a metaphor or something? how's it hard to struggle with?" haha but nah it said "stress"

she's just told me she's busy tomorrow

>>55009515
>>>/sp/65564578

fucking hate how reddit /sp/ went, had to leave when i did.

>those two LA gang members who went to fight in Syria for Assad

lmao

Daily reminder that Ulster has been British for 1000 years and that Ireland trying to claim it is HAMAS tier trying to reclaim Israel.

>>55009647
odd -- perhaps she's busy?

>>55009480
We can actually. soviet communism didn't fail because it was socialist but because it was anti democratic.

We are practically state socialist too having recognised the problems with banks and certain national infrastructure

the only difference is we get shit furniture, shit pizza, shit coffee on top of that. Companies merely equal each others prices rather than undercutting

the only reason capitalism survives is because it creates people with money and those people use that money to defend it.

>>55009572
the damage is done lad - i won't bother you anymore

*looking unto the horizon*
*close eyes and remember all the times we had together*
*montage of us playing together and banting as fade into you plays*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM*

>>55009577
This pic always makes me cringe

>>55009438
>usa and its allies bomb and kill civilians in the middle east
DUDE IT WAS JUST A PRANK RELAX

>russia does it
OY VEY ANOTHER SHOAH STOP THIS MAD BRUTE

>>55009684
what do girls have to do that's important?

>>55009712
better guys than you

>>55009683
The red hand of Ulster is on the badges of Baronets. It is literally an insignia of British nobility.

Ulster is going nowere

Not half chilly

>>55009629
>destruction and exploitation is justified if we get different coloured cups

fuck off and stop putting words in my mouth

im jewish lads

>>55009683
How did the whole Irish independence meme begin anyway?

Was it invented by the Americans to weaken the British Empire?

>Tfw you are so benzo'd for 3 days you forget to wank

>>55009731
irish weather

>>55009727
Why is it on it?

>>55009438
>UK-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights
Extremely pro-rebel so take away about 400 from that number

>>55009736
>destruction and exploitation

You mean exactly what happens under communism

>>55009395
Lad, have you ever walked down a high street? The sheer number and variety of coffee shops is pretty astonishing. It's a perfect example of the free market giving people what the want. I guarantee any council-run coffee shop would be utter wank.

is derbyshire nice lads? is it as white as the legends say?

>>55009746
JOKES hahaha there's that classic jewish wit of mi- hmmm nevermind

>>55009707
where is it even from, world cup last year?

>>55009746
*spits out beer*

not on my bloody watch!

government can respond to what we want more than corporations with no recourse to public opinion.

>>55009758
Catholics had been waiting ages to rebel, they were scummy bastards and picked a time when Britain was fighting WW1.

Like the cowards they are they didn't fight in WW1 because they wanted to blow up and maim Brits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Rising

>>55009438
>Western propaganda

Last night was pretty rough for P0leaboo

Kicked off with his sisters again regarding the PS4, they said some cruel things

Also had a go at mum for babying him

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When Zyzz said we're all gonna make it, did he account for Kev too?

>>55009775
*totalitarianism

not arguing for communism you twonk. Again stop putting words in my mouth.

We should just be more of what we already at. state socialist

>>55009788
Not sure. I think I first seen it on brit/pol/, can't remember when exactly.

>>55009767
Baronets were first invented because the King couldn't afford the army needed to defend Ireland, so he made wealthy people Baronets (and therefore hereditary nobles) in exchange for each financially supporting a group of soldiers based in Ulster..

PROPER CHOON FOR ME LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhM4aIjcDM

>>55009822

>all those ancient posts

post something recent from him you fucking tit

>>55009671
99% of the time flag banter is shit

>>55009821
stop evading my filter please, thank you

t. uninterested /brit/poster

imagine fucking traci lords

>>55009758
The Irish just got fed up of British rule and took their shit back. America had fuck all to do with it.

>>55009719
bigot

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Why hasn't it arrived yet reeee

just baited some FT reading rorkes

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>>55009874

B O O M E R S
A
B
Y

>>55009888
Cor

>>55009399
WHo is she?

>>55009822

>this post again

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>>55009805
>lasted for six days

Just here to see what >>55000000 was

>>55009935
fuck off newfag

>>55009872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGV--SoJc74

>>55009836
How much more?

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>>55009871
That's pretty fucking cool.

bring back bring back bring back the black and tans

Most /fa/ soldiers

>>55009895
C U C K
U
C
K

>>55009805
Fucking papist mick scum

>>55009402
Deleted my 4chan folder ages ago tbqh, now I just pull pics off Google

lads who is that qt somewhat small brit reporter that does documentaries and stuff

she did one in luton about pakis or something

>>55010001
>cuck
What? Was there a reason for that buzzword or was it just because you're trying to desperately to be Australian?

How do other countries deal with being massively less relevant than the UK?

>>55009988
subsidise papa johns to build one in my town

Moving to Wales ruined my life.
I was born highly intelligent, I could read fluently when I was 1.5years old, during secondary school I was in all the advanced classes in maths and science.
Then I moved to Wales at the start of Year 8.
The level of teaching is atrocious. I noticed in my maths class I was doing things I had done in England in Year 6. Not only was the teaching quality poor, but the students themselves were idiots and ridiculed anyone with intelligence. Ridiculing, berating, giving shit just because you weren't a drooling Welsh moron.

Take heed. If you ever need to move with your kids one day, don't move to Wales. It ruined my development as a child.

>>55009691
Your fault for buying shit stuff

>>55009982
don't be like that.

>>55010050
You're a cuck for supporting republicans. Literally a leftist.

>>55010016
stacey dooley?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP0XTvuRycY

>>55009822
>having a little 21st party in secondary school with my home ec class

jesus

please respond
>>55010016

>>55010016
Lucy Worsley is the only qt reporter I can think of.

>>55009945
>Lasted less than a week
>still ended up freeing most of Ireland
Hardly a total loss, to be fair.

>>55009805
>didn't fight in WW1
Why would you bother lying like that? The reason that the rebellion didn't have any support at first was precisely because the population felt it undermined those who were off fighting.

`>>55010052
The UK isn't relevant mate... get your head out of BBC. We are never in major news stories outside of the UK section

>>55010081
yea thanks la

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kev finally discovers the truth

>>55010063
Fuck off arrogant student

>>55010073
>Supporting Republicans
I am a Republican, you silly sausage. Also, stating that America had no involvement in the Easter Rising is hardly a message of support. It's just a statement of fact lad. Clam down.

>The head of the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill, and Pope Francis signed a joint declaration after their first historic meeting in Havana, Cuba. They called on world leaders to prevent Christians in the Middle East from “being completely exterminated” and to help refugees from those regions.


Pretty cool, is this just a call for crusade?

>>55010082
what's ec stand for?

>>55010118
Wouldn't you still be considered a regional power?

>>55010151
It's lies. The pope want to join Muslims

>>55010065

see >>55009629

going to do a wank lads

>>55010063
SAME situation from me when I moved from Scotland to Northern Ireland. I had to be moved down a year in NI because the age gap is different or something. Everything was too easy, also missed a year of school because they wouldn't take me as soon as I moved over because I had to be moved down a class.

>>55010182
Why so mad about Catholics lad?

>>55010016
jess boxer

>>55010118
>implying the BBC isn't anti-British

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who /hand fetish/

>>55010167
economics

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342111/Reed-Recruitment-Clive-Hunt-loses-dream-job-making-bacon-sandwich-comment-Sharika-Sacranie.html

anyone remember this? lel

>>55010150
>Ireland tries to do something without help from the yanks
>they fail
Will this pattern ever end?

>>55010063
are you swansea?

>>55010150
Then you're still a cuck for using the queens money, the queens health service, paying tax, taking the queens money, using the queens public services... etc..,

KEK.

>Sunni Islam is the biggest religion in the world because Christians can't stop squabbling

JDIMSA

>>55010063
Tall Poppy Syndrome is anglo as fuck mate it's certainly not exclusive to wales

Just pull your head in, no one likes a show off

>>55010167
home economics

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daily reminder that kev donated his sperm to a girl and then tried to stay in her life and she rejected him

>>55010194
looks like I won't be

>>55010203
daily mail, pls go

>>55010249
>donated his sperm to a girl

what

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>>55010195

>moving ***TO*** northern ireland

>>55010170
we're still classed as a global power 2bh

>>55010206
qt at work is obsessed with painting her nails and i always fantasise about being wanked off by her lovely hands

>>55010170
Yeah but we certainly aren't a global power anymore.

>>55010188
It doesn't address my point, everyone in the UK could live a happy life if they bought the right things

>>55009988
OK well don't answer me then

>>55010218

>racism

mudslimes are a race?

>>55010270
It's actually a really nice place. Glasgow is 100000 times worse than Belfast.

You can leave your doors open here cause the housebreakers get shot dead.

imagine being a doctor lads

not asking for your opinion or thoughts on it. just imagine it.

>>55010315

how are English people viewed in NI?

>>55010063
Sounds like your parents sent you to a shit school m8

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>>55010227
>They fail
>Go up against the British fucking Empire and come out with most of their country freed
>The British then go on to give Irish terrorists a place in their British government

>>55010238
I don't think you know what cuck means lad. You realise the stuff you listed would make the queen the cuck, right? Because she's aiding a "foreign invader" to live in her country while the "foreign invader" literally plans to oust her the entire time.

You're smarter than this, Billy.

Or maybe you're not, pic related.

Is this beta?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12155488/Teen-buys-900-flowers-and-gives-one-to-every-girl-in-his-school-for-Valentines-day.html

>>55010347
no

gagging for a pale chubby fuckbuddy lads

I'VE GOT A BLOODY GOOD IDEA

TAX THOSE BLOODY MULTI MILLIONAIRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AND GIVE THE MONEY TO THE SINGLE MUMS


*raucous applause*

>>55010378
just look at his fucking face

you can tell he is a mega-beta who gets rejected all the time

he is going to get rejected 900 times now

>>55010378
yes, very

>>55010206
>those monstrous sausage fingers
Nah lad. Terrible fetish

>>55010419
that's my cousin fuck off cunt

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pish land posters are here.

>>55010359
Not badly. Avoid Nationalist areas during Fleadh season and around the 12th and you're golden. Shit's really calmed down these days.

>>55010315
>You can leave your doors open here
I'm sure the rest of the UK does this too, right? I figured everyone in the Western world just left their doors open while they were at home?

>>55010359
Accepted. The sectarian bigotry is dying out. You will only find those type of sectarian people in the council estates which are easy to avoid.

There are more English people here than Scottish. English flags are often flown on lamposts.

You are going to need to know a catholic surname if you want to live here though JUST incase you get stopped by catholics (won't ever happen I've only had trouble with catholics once in the years I've been here and I was in a catholic council estate).

>>55010377
Jokes on you, little taig I went to BRA.

Foreign invader? Lol, when was the last time you "foreign invaders" did something significant...

Face it lad the real IRA is dead and your republican heroes are now literal gangsters.

>>55009346
>>55009399
POST MOAR!

>>55010438
FOY

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picking up the new hijarbie for my fiancee's daughter

>>55010378
I thought the idea was you gave flowers to people because you thought they were special
Giving one to everyone sort of defeats the purpose

>>55010424
>monstrous sausage fingers
are you thick, spastic, low IQ or retarded

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>>55010206
you don't see long, red nails as often any more
it's a damn shame

>>55010449
>I'm sure the rest of the UK does this too, right?
They don't lad.
I love how petty crime is non-existant here because of the paras. only thing they are good for is kneecapping rapists, robbers, joyriders and housebreakers.

>>55009945
British soldiers actually said the fighting was more fierce than the Western Front.

They were so traumatized they began targeting civilians.

>>55010478
or joking? you fucking autist

>>55010478
>having a shit fetish
Don't take it out on me.

kanye pls

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normoids

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This is a world map by IQ. It explains EVERYTHING there is to explain about current world events, history and our future.

how am i gonna get through the 10 JAV scenes ive just downloaded

>>55010502
>They were so traumatized they began targeting civilians.

no thats because taigs are worthless scum and its fun to oppress you cunty bog-trotters

>used to see my nan every day
>didn't see her for a month because I turned a depressed autistic recluse
>she got put in the hospital yesterday morning, she's dying, probably not going to make it through the weekend
>when she was going to the hospital, she was asking to see me
>finally finish work, go straight to hospital
>I'm too late, she's just passed out on the bed high as fuck on morphine, only occasionally wakes up for a minute or so
>stayed for 3 hours
>went home
>cried all night

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I didn't even get to say bye for fucks sake, I wanted to talk to her for a bit but me being an autist, I couldn't bring myself to do it in front of everybody. I can't even describe how sad I am right now, fuck. I just hope she at least knew i was there.

>>55010529
Why do countries with worse education systems have lower IQs?

>>55010502
I'll give to you taigs, you are stellar at guerilla tactics. That's why you need to join the UK so instead of killing people alike you can use your talent with us to kill muzzies.

>>55010542
with a stiff willy

captcha pissed me off to such a degree i bought a pass

got one in a sale last time half price but i got so annoyed at those shitty pictures i just paid the 20 yank pounds

feels nice posting this

>>55010522
Feeling sad because card companies told you what life you should be living is a cucks game

>>55010521
soon

>>55010377
>most of the country
>a victory
lol nice surrender, I don't see any Brits getting annoyed at not having Dublin but the number of Irish who are butthurt about not having Belfast is immense

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>>55009920
>ogremon has a rookie and a mega form but still no ultimate

>>55010558
They lack the collective intelligence to develop a culture capable of such institutions.

We literally had to beg the US and France to help out in Libya

that's how relevant we are now

>>55010552
Why are nordies so obsessed with us?

>>55010553
old people die that's what has happened for literally thousands of years m8 you'll get over it

>>55010558
Because their people are too stupid to make a competent education system

>>55010558
IQ isn't something you learn

>>55010597
>tfw Belfast was the breadbasket of the empire and economic powerhouse of Ireland before the troubles and shit started

eating a curry

SAS lads in siege are dead good

>>55010611
Lol
You realised we only played a peripheral role?
We used to be at the forefronts of western intervention but Cameron's a coward

>>55010612
Nordies is a cool name, reminds me of Nordic

WE BAILED OUT THOSE BLOOMIN BANKERS

WHY NOT BAIL OUT US? THE WORKIN CLASS


*outbreak of applause*

GOUDA

>>55010638
Smoke is best defensive operator tbqh

Wish I could have joined the army or become an Explorer or something instead of being a lazy neet

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Anyone else planning on leaving this country in the future?
Can't imagine living all my life in the UK.

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>>55010553
>tfw this happened to me twice

>>55010676
whats stopping you

i'm a 27 year old alcoholic benzo-addicted neet

>>55010653
*tries to remember Tory party line*
Umm well northern power house

>>55010685
I'm moving to Japan to live with my mum in just under a year, can't wait to shitpost from there.

>>55010676
tfw unfit for military service

>>55010668
Not when you're playing with randoms and fucking hamood97 gets in the way

>>55010698
good lad

>>55010638
>>55010668
Frost and Blitz tbqh

>>55010698
very brave of you to say so

>>55010676
Join an airline m8

>>55010698
Go to the doctors and get put on lyrica to replace benzos, it's harmless and kills benzo withdrawal it's also not addicted and has no withdrawals.

Also feels a million types better than benzos.

>>55010676
>fighting and possibly dying for modern day UK
No thank you.

dammit this avocado isn't quite ripe enough

So my dick is 8"
Whenever I fuck my gf missionary or whatever, it's fine. But when I fuck her doggy, she doesn't feel a thing.
I don't get it. Has anyone ever heard of this kind of thing?

>>55010699
WHEN IS THIS GOVERNMENT GOING TO STOP TALKING THE WALK AND WALK THE WALK??

*outbreak of jeers*

>>55010691
I'm 45

>>55010458
The IRA aren't my "republican heroes". At least, not the provos. I thought that was clear when I called them terrorists. British identity is on a steady decline here and is for the first time, a minority compared to non-British identity.

>Sectarian bigotry is dying out
>The entire second half of his post is sectarian bigotry
You're doing the country a disservice here lad.

>>55010597
>but the number of Irish who are butthurt about not having Belfast is immense
Lad, prods have been protesting and rioting for over 3 years now because a flag was taken down in Belfast. If anyone's buttmad, it's them.

>>55010496
>They don't lad
That's mental. I figured us being the shithole, anything we deemed safe, the other countries would also. Do other countries at least let their neighbours come in without knocking and all that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAa4xPkk2Pw

>>55010749
Rasheed

>>55010685
moving to japan to become a manga and later an anime artist

>>55010759
very depressing

>>55010685
Not sure where I'd want to go.

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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?

lurve, lurve wirl terr us aparrrr... agaiiin

>>55010716
good thing about Australian servers is that you're mostly playing with white people so you don't have to deal with IQ difference
played in an American Project Reality server and had to deal with South Americans and it was hell

>>55010764
read his post again, idiot.

>>55010753
yeah, it's called overestimating the size of your willy

Why do poor people and the disabled have to pay for bankers crashing the economy?

>>55010685
moving to japan to become a bee

>>55010753
Deep vagina

>tfw going to pick up a 10g cannabis dead drop
A bit nervous t b h, the penalty for that is about ten years in prison

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>>55010778
>girl

Imagine a fit girl handcuffing you to a chair and riding you silly until your willy hurts

was bantering with this girl last night and my drunk mate thought we were about to start fighting each other and fucking ruined everything. what a dickhole.

>>55010778
He's so hot these days, long hair suits him

>>55010812
good job you posted on here before hand

>>55010804
I know the size of it. When I fuck her normally I make her cum. But doggy style she feels nothing. It's weird.

>>55010812
Good luck bro, hope you make it back, I might have a smoke myself in a bit

>>55010812
just tipped off the kgb

enjoy being waterboarded vlad

>>55010792
How many of you rasheed scum is there? This is a British general fuck off

>>55010553
Is she still alive lad? Go back and try to see her everyday until the moment comes.

>>55010760
Are you the guy who thinks protestants will become more republican even though all the trends show that catholics are becoming more unionist?

>>55010819
Hitting her face with a sucker punch isn't "banter"

>>55010837
>bro
FODWLY

>>55009426
We Mehmet again Ottoman

>>55010857
Fuck off nerd ;)

>>55010790
also have to deal with North Americans
they are seriously just overgrown children

>>55010760
>. British identity is on a steady decline here and is for the first time, a minority compared to non-British identity.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-22555672

>The figures give a detailed breakdown of how Catholics regard their national identity. One in 10 Catholics said they felt British.

>However, the vast majority said they were Irish or Northern Irish.

>The figures come from the Northern Ireland Statistics and Research Branch.

>Only a small number of Protestants - less than 10% - said they felt Irish.


More catholics feel British than British feel Irish. Fact.

>>The entire second half of his post is sectarian bigotry
>You're doing the country a disservice here lad.
It's merely banter you are a complete buftie if you got offended by that or think it was sectarian in anyway.

My best mate is a taig ffs. He calls me a hun cunt and I call him a taigy bastard and we banter eachother hard about religion etc...

>Do other countries at least let their neighbours come in without knocking and all that?
I don't think so mate. Contrary to popular belief us Nordies are very hospital.

>>55010850
More catholics feel british than we feel irish see above.

>>55010841
Pls don't tavarish

>>55010760
The only mention of the city hall flag now comes from nationalists who say "fleg" any time a unionist says something right-wing

HEY DARALON

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>>55010553
Didn't even feel a thing when any of my grandparents died

LADS DRUGS INNIT BLUD

literally have zero interaction with humans outside of work

imagine being in a loving relationship with a girl, having sex must be good too

How much money do you have in your account lads ?

2k here

>>55010913

do Russians eat much stroganoff?

>>55010940
just under 10,000

brooklyn has a population of 2.5m

haven't seen my nan for 10 years lol

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>>55010913

The kremlin has just approved to dispatch a crack commando unit, prepare to repent.

>>55010760
>>55010916
They aren't protesting about the fleg. They are protesting the fact that protestants are getting less right and the irish are getting more. An impeachment of culture.

Which honestly I think isn't fair. I don't think taigs as much as I wish they would fuck up about wanting to be a republic... they deserve the same rights as prods.

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>>55010928
i dont want to live this feel

>>55010940

1000k

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYGNTJEtR_A

watching this lads

going to make and write a film based on /brit/

The key characters will be:

>Thainonce
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Sersh
>Craven
>Zoey
>Fatcam
>Caralad
>Ribena
>Bucks
>Dormers
>kentqt
>Kevin Boyle
>Yorkshire
>Tom
>The Janny
as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons

The film will be a masterpiece of 21st century cinema, and should be viewed as a successor to Pulp Fiction really. It should become a cult classic even if it doesn't do so well in the Box Office.

There will be mature themes (Thailad's dark fall from grace and plunge into noncery in the East, the sad but disturbing story of Ribena as well as other dramatic plots for other characters) and cute sweet moments (The Sersh/Cornwall/Yorkshire love triangle in the second act comes to mind) but overall I want to expand on several themes, such as identity, loyalty, patriotism, satire and self-mockery. It should have bits of drama, romance, comedy, thrills, erotica and pure art scattered amongst the scenes. I want it to be a film with a big philosophical message, y'know?

I need your help here though lads:

Who should I cast as the main characters?
Who should direct this masterpiece?
Who should compose the score?

Thank you lads.

>>55010945
Yea sometimes I guess? Me mums pretty good at cooking it

>>55010940
£478

>>55010961

kowloon has 2.1 million living in 18 square miles

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>>55010990
you didnt ask anyone for permission, how dear you

>>55010985
i just finished it, magnificent rhetoric. he continues to bulldoze his way through feminazis one by one.

is a kiwi an australian?

why name them after fruit?

>>55010990

half the newcunts in neo-/brit/ wont even know who most of those people are

Barely looked up at the football, Poonited are shite

Excited about my Lisicki marshmallows arriving lads

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>>55009282
>Nigel 'One Seat' Farage

When /brit/ is ashes, you have my permission to die

>>55011031
because all aussies are closet fruitcakes

>>55009393
>tfw no qt bbc bf

>>55010850
No. I'm the guy that believes that British identity being diluted into Northern Irish identity is just the first step in British identity being diluted into Irish identity. I'm also the one that believes that the reason Catholics are voting for Unionist parties is because Gerry Adams is a fucking nutter Marxist lefty twat that no sane taig wants to vote for. Those twats only get votes out of a sense of duty these days.

>>55010897
Pic related. First time British identity has been less than 50% of the population, if I recall correctly.

>>55010916
They're still out on Twadell most nights protesting it tbqh lad.

>>55010979
>ar kulcher!
You're joking me lad. Give me a single right that taigs have that huns don't.

>>55010837
Thanks lad
Do you have tough laws regarding da herb as well?

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>>55010985
cara looks somewhat attractive there

>>55011031
no, new zealand

its based on that bird haha

>built a gaming PC
>all I ever play is Football Manager

At least I can load all the l-league r-right?

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>>55011090
Forgot pic.

Throwing away all my drugs desu

>>55009822
I don't think anyone ever accounted for Kev.
Ever.

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>>55011086
shite thats he is a black supremacist

>>55009393
I unironically like Gazi

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>>55010990
Daniel Kaluuya as The Janny

>>55011078
a kiwi is a fruit not a fruitcake

you're thinking of the australian pavlova

>>55011107

on paper they're pretty strict but unless you're dealing with big quantities the plod will leave you alone mostly.

>>55011090
I'm not talking about elections I'm talking about the polls that show that leaving the UK is unpopular with all demographics

VAN LALL

>>55011078
Pavlova?

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>>55011132
not so fast

>>55010990
>Who should I cast as the main characters?

>>Thainonce
ryan gosling
>>Lisicki
tom jones
>cornwall
michael cera
>sersh
Channing Tatum
>craven
Russel crowe
>zoey
Idris Elba
>fatcam
Stephen Fry
>caralad
the dutch guy from austin powers gold member
>ribena
One of the pakis from Four Lions
>bucks
the girl from big bang theory
>dormers
NADED
>kentqt
Jabba the hut
>kevin boyle
Brendan Gleeson
>yorkshire
McLovin'
>tom
Jim Parsons
>the janny
Jonah Hill


GOAT list try and refute it

>>55011111

>>55011174
That's because the smelly micks down south are far too lefty and pro-gay marriage and all that shite.

A lot of loyalty for an extra flag

>>55011229
>>55011229
>>55011229

>>55011192

>the dutch guy from austin powers gold member

you mean mike myers you fucking idiot

>>55010624
I've accepted she's dying, it's fine, she's 90 years old. What's getting to me is that she asked to see me and I couldn't even do that, because I'm a cunt. My whole life she's bent over backwards to help me, and I couldn't even see her to say bye when she was dying.

>>55010687
Will I ever want to stop wanting to smash my head against the wall? I hated myself before, but this is on a whole new level.

>>55010847
She was al fucked up on drugs when I went to see her yesterday, she's on even more drugs now and my sister said she's just been sleeping.

>>55010922
I didn't feel anything when I got told desu, it was only when I walked into her room that it hit me.

>>55011128
English scottish and welsh are all british identities and so is Northern Irish, like it or not. If they felt Irish they would say Irish not Northern Irish... I know from experience people call themselves Northern Irish just like how Scots would call themselves Scottish before British, they still are British.

>>55011090
>Give me a single right that taigs have that huns don't.
Being shown as the good guys that dindu nuffin meanwhile even the loyalist newspapers show us out to be savages. You get the right of freedom of press. Our press can't say anything bad about catholics...

No matter how memey and funny it is ar kulchur is an argument.

Catholics do the same thing anywaqy so fuck up big lad.

>>55011262
Sorry not a nerd cunt like you.

>>55011136
>tfw no rough black supremacist to ravage my sissy brit boypussy

>>55011323
Pain dulled for me after 3 weeks, we had the funeral pretty quickly after their passing though.

wahey hows it going lads

anyone up for spoons later 2nite?x

>>55010940
1300

>>55010940
about £13700 iirc

still in bed hahhhhhhhhhhhhh
got literally nothing to do

>>55011323
Just keep showing up anyway lad. I've been in a similar situation and you'll be angry with yourself if you don't.

>>55011341
I think you're intentionally misunderstanding what national identity means because you know it proves you wrong. You know fine rightly what it means.

>I know what they're telling me but that doesn't count because I said so
You can do better lad.

>Being shown as the good guy
How the fuck is that a right?
>Freedom of the press
You have freedom of the press. You choose not to use it, if your claim is correct. Unless you've been shut down by the state for what you've said, then nothing has been infringed.

>ar kulcher isn't an argument
Not when it comes from the people it comes from. Ever ask Wee Billy from the Shankill why he lights a bonfire? He doesn't have a note. Just "our daddies did it so we do cuz lyk we've always did it lyk wah".