gagging for 28yo fanny
why is capitalism so resilient when it's so shit?
people are gradually coming round to the idea that for certain industries of national significance competition doesn't work - see, rail, energy etc
but you'd still think we should never nationalise costa but even in that sector competition gives us next to nothing besides 'oh there's a real gap in the market for cherry coke with a different name' or 'what people really want is red cups for their coffee instead of green'
One observers' group says at least 1,015 civilians have been killed in Russian air strikes.
The UK-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said late last month that close to a quarter of those killed were under the age of 18.
i don't mean to sound detached from humanity but wouldn't a 1/4 of that make sense? if the population is evenly distributed, and the average life expectancy in syria is 74 years -- that figure is actually less than what it should be
sorry lad i really am i thought it would be good for a laugh
*walks home the long way*
Trying to deal with the stress's of life is hard, i consider myself a strong person and sometimes i struggle with the pressure modern life throws at me i manage to overcome these because i am lucky enough to have awesome people around me but not everyone has this support Added pressure to an already stressful life can tip people over the edge. So i, amoungst other things, will go out of my way to offer help to as many people as i can coupe with in 2016 and if i can't help find someone who can. Look after the people around you, not just your family and friends but the people you think may need help and together we can change our communities for the better maybe even the world. A very wise lady said." This planet is all our home and we are all family on it." Big love everyone have an awesome weekend. x
>saw that article
>"I bet this is bullshit"
>data actually shows that female requests for code edits are slightly more likely to be approved
>literally didn't even touch on the subject of code quality
>even there, their methodology was utter wank and isn't peer-reviewed
I honestly don't understand how the BBC hasn't been defunded for pushing blatant bullshit.
>Trying to deal with the stress's of life is hard
haha read that as "streets of life" haha. was going to say "what streets of life? is that a metaphor or something? how's it hard to struggle with?" haha but nah it said "stress"
We can actually. soviet communism didn't fail because it was socialist but because it was anti democratic.
We are practically state socialist too having recognised the problems with banks and certain national infrastructure
the only difference is we get shit furniture, shit pizza, shit coffee on top of that. Companies merely equal each others prices rather than undercutting
the only reason capitalism survives is because it creates people with money and those people use that money to defend it.
the damage is done lad - i won't bother you anymore
*looking unto the horizon*
*close eyes and remember all the times we had together*
*montage of us playing together and banting as fade into you plays*
Lad, have you ever walked down a high street? The sheer number and variety of coffee shops is pretty astonishing. It's a perfect example of the free market giving people what the want. I guarantee any council-run coffee shop would be utter wank.
Catholics had been waiting ages to rebel, they were scummy bastards and picked a time when Britain was fighting WW1.
Like the cowards they are they didn't fight in WW1 because they wanted to blow up and maim Brits.
When Zyzz said we're all gonna make it, did he account for Kev too?
Baronets were first invented because the King couldn't afford the army needed to defend Ireland, so he made wealthy people Baronets (and therefore hereditary nobles) in exchange for each financially supporting a group of soldiers based in Ulster..
That's pretty fucking cool.
bring back bring back bring back the black and tans
Most /fa/ soldiers
Moving to Wales ruined my life.
I was born highly intelligent, I could read fluently when I was 1.5years old, during secondary school I was in all the advanced classes in maths and science.
Then I moved to Wales at the start of Year 8.
The level of teaching is atrocious. I noticed in my maths class I was doing things I had done in England in Year 6. Not only was the teaching quality poor, but the students themselves were idiots and ridiculed anyone with intelligence. Ridiculing, berating, giving shit just because you weren't a drooling Welsh moron.
Take heed. If you ever need to move with your kids one day, don't move to Wales. It ruined my development as a child.
>Lasted less than a week
>still ended up freeing most of Ireland
Hardly a total loss, to be fair.
>didn't fight in WW1
Why would you bother lying like that? The reason that the rebellion didn't have any support at first was precisely because the population felt it undermined those who were off fighting.
I am a Republican, you silly sausage. Also, stating that America had no involvement in the Easter Rising is hardly a message of support. It's just a statement of fact lad. Clam down.
>The head of the Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill, and Pope Francis signed a joint declaration after their first historic meeting in Havana, Cuba. They called on world leaders to prevent Christians in the Middle East from “being completely exterminated” and to help refugees from those regions.
Pretty cool, is this just a call for crusade?
SAME situation from me when I moved from Scotland to Northern Ireland. I had to be moved down a year in NI because the age gap is different or something. Everything was too easy, also missed a year of school because they wouldn't take me as soon as I moved over because I had to be moved down a class.
daily reminder that kev donated his sperm to a girl and then tried to stay in her life and she rejected him
>Go up against the British fucking Empire and come out with most of their country freed
>The British then go on to give Irish terrorists a place in their British government
I don't think you know what cuck means lad. You realise the stuff you listed would make the queen the cuck, right? Because she's aiding a "foreign invader" to live in her country while the "foreign invader" literally plans to oust her the entire time.
You're smarter than this, Billy.
Or maybe you're not, pic related.
Not badly. Avoid Nationalist areas during Fleadh season and around the 12th and you're golden. Shit's really calmed down these days.
>You can leave your doors open here
I'm sure the rest of the UK does this too, right? I figured everyone in the Western world just left their doors open while they were at home?
Accepted. The sectarian bigotry is dying out. You will only find those type of sectarian people in the council estates which are easy to avoid.
There are more English people here than Scottish. English flags are often flown on lamposts.
You are going to need to know a catholic surname if you want to live here though JUST incase you get stopped by catholics (won't ever happen I've only had trouble with catholics once in the years I've been here and I was in a catholic council estate).
Jokes on you, little taig I went to BRA.
Foreign invader? Lol, when was the last time you "foreign invaders" did something significant...
Face it lad the real IRA is dead and your republican heroes are now literal gangsters.
picking up the new hijarbie for my fiancee's daughter
you don't see long, red nails as often any more
it's a damn shame
>I'm sure the rest of the UK does this too, right?
They don't lad.
I love how petty crime is non-existant here because of the paras. only thing they are good for is kneecapping rapists, robbers, joyriders and housebreakers.
This is a world map by IQ. It explains EVERYTHING there is to explain about current world events, history and our future.
>used to see my nan every day
>didn't see her for a month because I turned a depressed autistic recluse
>she got put in the hospital yesterday morning, she's dying, probably not going to make it through the weekend
>when she was going to the hospital, she was asking to see me
>finally finish work, go straight to hospital
>I'm too late, she's just passed out on the bed high as fuck on morphine, only occasionally wakes up for a minute or so
>stayed for 3 hours
>cried all night
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I didn't even get to say bye for fucks sake, I wanted to talk to her for a bit but me being an autist, I couldn't bring myself to do it in front of everybody. I can't even describe how sad I am right now, fuck. I just hope she at least knew i was there.
I'll give to you taigs, you are stellar at guerilla tactics. That's why you need to join the UK so instead of killing people alike you can use your talent with us to kill muzzies.
captcha pissed me off to such a degree i bought a pass
got one in a sale last time half price but i got so annoyed at those shitty pictures i just paid the 20 yank pounds
feels nice posting this
>most of the country
lol nice surrender, I don't see any Brits getting annoyed at not having Dublin but the number of Irish who are butthurt about not having Belfast is immense
>ogremon has a rookie and a mega form but still no ultimate
Anyone else planning on leaving this country in the future?
Can't imagine living all my life in the UK.
Go to the doctors and get put on lyrica to replace benzos, it's harmless and kills benzo withdrawal it's also not addicted and has no withdrawals.
Also feels a million types better than benzos.
The IRA aren't my "republican heroes". At least, not the provos. I thought that was clear when I called them terrorists. British identity is on a steady decline here and is for the first time, a minority compared to non-British identity.
>Sectarian bigotry is dying out
>The entire second half of his post is sectarian bigotry
You're doing the country a disservice here lad.
>but the number of Irish who are butthurt about not having Belfast is immense
Lad, prods have been protesting and rioting for over 3 years now because a flag was taken down in Belfast. If anyone's buttmad, it's them.
>They don't lad
That's mental. I figured us being the shithole, anything we deemed safe, the other countries would also. Do other countries at least let their neighbours come in without knocking and all that?
good thing about Australian servers is that you're mostly playing with white people so you don't have to deal with IQ difference
played in an American Project Reality server and had to deal with South Americans and it was hell
>. British identity is on a steady decline here and is for the first time, a minority compared to non-British identity.
>The figures give a detailed breakdown of how Catholics regard their national identity. One in 10 Catholics said they felt British.
>However, the vast majority said they were Irish or Northern Irish.
>The figures come from the Northern Ireland Statistics and Research Branch.
>Only a small number of Protestants - less than 10% - said they felt Irish.
More catholics feel British than British feel Irish. Fact.
>>The entire second half of his post is sectarian bigotry
>You're doing the country a disservice here lad.
It's merely banter you are a complete buftie if you got offended by that or think it was sectarian in anyway.
My best mate is a taig ffs. He calls me a hun cunt and I call him a taigy bastard and we banter eachother hard about religion etc...
>Do other countries at least let their neighbours come in without knocking and all that?
I don't think so mate. Contrary to popular belief us Nordies are very hospital.
More catholics feel british than we feel irish see above.
Didn't even feel a thing when any of my grandparents died
The kremlin has just approved to dispatch a crack commando unit, prepare to repent.
They aren't protesting about the fleg. They are protesting the fact that protestants are getting less right and the irish are getting more. An impeachment of culture.
Which honestly I think isn't fair. I don't think taigs as much as I wish they would fuck up about wanting to be a republic... they deserve the same rights as prods.
watching this lads
going to make and write a film based on /brit/
The key characters will be:
as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons
The film will be a masterpiece of 21st century cinema, and should be viewed as a successor to Pulp Fiction really. It should become a cult classic even if it doesn't do so well in the Box Office.
There will be mature themes (Thailad's dark fall from grace and plunge into noncery in the East, the sad but disturbing story of Ribena as well as other dramatic plots for other characters) and cute sweet moments (The Sersh/Cornwall/Yorkshire love triangle in the second act comes to mind) but overall I want to expand on several themes, such as identity, loyalty, patriotism, satire and self-mockery. It should have bits of drama, romance, comedy, thrills, erotica and pure art scattered amongst the scenes. I want it to be a film with a big philosophical message, y'know?
I need your help here though lads:
Who should I cast as the main characters?
Who should direct this masterpiece?
Who should compose the score?
Thank you lads.
you didnt ask anyone for permission, how dear you
No. I'm the guy that believes that British identity being diluted into Northern Irish identity is just the first step in British identity being diluted into Irish identity. I'm also the one that believes that the reason Catholics are voting for Unionist parties is because Gerry Adams is a fucking nutter Marxist lefty twat that no sane taig wants to vote for. Those twats only get votes out of a sense of duty these days.
Pic related. First time British identity has been less than 50% of the population, if I recall correctly.
They're still out on Twadell most nights protesting it tbqh lad.
You're joking me lad. Give me a single right that taigs have that huns don't.
cara looks somewhat attractive there
>Who should I cast as the main characters?
the dutch guy from austin powers gold member
One of the pakis from Four Lions
the girl from big bang theory
Jabba the hut
GOAT list try and refute it
I've accepted she's dying, it's fine, she's 90 years old. What's getting to me is that she asked to see me and I couldn't even do that, because I'm a cunt. My whole life she's bent over backwards to help me, and I couldn't even see her to say bye when she was dying.
Will I ever want to stop wanting to smash my head against the wall? I hated myself before, but this is on a whole new level.
She was al fucked up on drugs when I went to see her yesterday, she's on even more drugs now and my sister said she's just been sleeping.
I didn't feel anything when I got told desu, it was only when I walked into her room that it hit me.
English scottish and welsh are all british identities and so is Northern Irish, like it or not. If they felt Irish they would say Irish not Northern Irish... I know from experience people call themselves Northern Irish just like how Scots would call themselves Scottish before British, they still are British.
>Give me a single right that taigs have that huns don't.
Being shown as the good guys that dindu nuffin meanwhile even the loyalist newspapers show us out to be savages. You get the right of freedom of press. Our press can't say anything bad about catholics...
No matter how memey and funny it is ar kulchur is an argument.
Catholics do the same thing anywaqy so fuck up big lad.
Sorry not a nerd cunt like you.
Just keep showing up anyway lad. I've been in a similar situation and you'll be angry with yourself if you don't.
I think you're intentionally misunderstanding what national identity means because you know it proves you wrong. You know fine rightly what it means.
>I know what they're telling me but that doesn't count because I said so
You can do better lad.
>Being shown as the good guy
How the fuck is that a right?
>Freedom of the press
You have freedom of the press. You choose not to use it, if your claim is correct. Unless you've been shut down by the state for what you've said, then nothing has been infringed.
>ar kulcher isn't an argument
Not when it comes from the people it comes from. Ever ask Wee Billy from the Shankill why he lights a bonfire? He doesn't have a note. Just "our daddies did it so we do cuz lyk we've always did it lyk wah".
>You choose not to use it,
Because if we do we will literally go to court if we crticise ANY religion.
>You know fine rightly what it means.
Yes I do. Northern Irish implies British because Northern Ireland is in the UK. Therefore a Northern Irish person is obviously British because they are a subject of the Crown which is what being British means.
>Ever ask Wee Billy from the Shankill why he lights a bonfire? He doesn't have a note. Just "our daddies did it so we do cuz lyk we've always did it lyk wah".
Now I defo agree with you here lad. 2bh I dislike my community A LOT which is why I hang about with taigs.
The same would've happened to a taig in that first one. Islam is coddled like fuck and you know it.
>Northern Irish implies British
Sorry lad but that's just not true. I'm a taig through and through but I identity as Northern Irish before Irish and I know the majority of my mates do too.