>Sure they have shitskins - but they stand up to them the most
>Both men and women look like God carved them out of marble with his own hands
>Somehow manage to avoid the autism radius (scandinavia and Germany) despite being in the centre of it
Why is Denmark the best country in the world?
I'll be honest, Denmark genuinly seemed like paradise to me
the last bastion of the white race, where pretty much everyone is good looking
I sure hope the recent refugee crisis didn't ruin that image
>why do you care about some nobles
>the nobles who were lapdogs to the danish king
>who named names and put good men on the executioner's block
>why even care
I'm glad your country is a little sandlot about to be swallowed by the atlantic sea.
Lets see here.
>nobles who are only interested in their own standings and lick the arshole of kristian tyrann
>nobles who didn't
I know which ones I'd pick. I know which ones Gustav Vasa picked. You know it too.
i like denmark too but obviously it isn't that great.
Danish fashion: blackblackblackblack
no wonder they're depressed all winter
Danish music? What is this thing?
Decent food for a nothern country yes, but you cannot even afford it with their prices
Godlike people only cause inferiority complex to visitors
They are totally autistic, somewhere between germany and finland level
>you will never marry a beautiful Danish girl and heal their declining birth rates
I like denmark too but it obviously isn't that great
Never been to Denmark, but always wanted to go. Had a friend who studied over there for a semester and she had a great time.
Also can't deny that some Danes made my childhood enjoyable with pic related.
Shut up, Denmark is the superior Scandinavian country. They aren't cucks like us.
I am learning Danish, and I want to emigrate to your wonderful nation (and assimilate of course).
>Swede's face when education of young people is literally in its worst crisis in modern times
>Swede's face when top students leave the shithole for superior Viking countries.
Dansk musik bedst musik
>hvis du ser det når du scroller
>er du blev besogt af
>literally all pay 90% tax and are happy about it
>everyone is on anti-depressants
>monotony - the landscape
Can you prove it?
Portugal is the best Country in the world and I can prove it.
That's just a small trade-off for being one of the best countries in the world.
Just like us.
>35 for a molenbrood
>7 for melk
>15 motherfucking FIFTEEN for bloemkool
>35 for blocks of meat
What the fuck.
Is Euro > Deense Kronen ook zo tering duur? Ging Denemarken niet over naar de Euro een paar jaar terug?
Wat doette ge in dan Denemarken?
Wat is skinkekod, trouwens? Google hielp niet, kende het woord niet.
>denmark was boring as fuck mate. the land is so flat the only fun I had there was jumping on the big trampoline in the camping I went.
Replace Denmark with
and it's the same.
At least Belgium and North-west Germany has some "mountains".
>Danes stealing our gimmicks
God damn it we're the drug market of Europe.
You should have thought about that before alliancing with Sweden. 1644 worst year of my life.
Sounds like a sommer weekend would be without any trouble.
It's not my fault, I just like some weed now and then and since I'm living closer to the danish border you can't blame them.
Don't worry, we pushed their shit in later, during the Dutch-Swedish War.
Also, Nedermarken motherfucker.
Honestly there's no difference between us.
>Both are under water level (Denmark more so)
>Both have to deal with Frisians (Us more so)
>Both are "bike" countries (Us more so)
>Both are considered to have ugly languages by our neighbours
>Both are flat
>Both have to deal with a retarded neighbour (Belgium/Sweden) and Germany
>I'm glad your country is a little sandlot about to be swallowed by the atlantic sea.
Where do you think they'll go, Sven? Hopefully they'll take Sweden and kick you and your Somalian buttbuddies out.
Vicky 2 = Hearts of Irons > CK2 > EU3 > shit >>>>> EU4
Honestly the Nedermarken sentiment was a small-lived hype but made a lasting impression.
>(Obviously a third-world foreigner in) Australia (that believes home country is great) vs Shit-talkers (read: truth-sayers) of the home country
>just to hear them speak.
Although kind of weird, how does Dutch sound for Danes?
Germans call it "drunk forced/fake German (as in, no accent at all)".
Danish sounds like our farmers' accent but with extra potato-in-throat.
That's just one design, as the Dutch flag has no cross.
EU is babby's first mappainting, baka.
CK2 at least has SOME depth to it.
>retarded neighbour (Belgium)
pls I love you why do you hurt me so
You know damn well the whole nation would go to war here if anything ever happens to our Belgium.
The French and Germans be damned, the Benelux is intertwined and bound by every treaty imaginable.
The border regions aren't even distinguishable what parts are 'Belgian' and which are 'Dutch'.
In country roleplaying you're just our kawaii imouto which we tease a lot.
Shit, we might make fun of Belgians a lot but I can recall various /int/ threads which start out as Dutch vs Belgian friendly shitflinging but eventually turn into Dutch+Belgian vs Everybody Else fights.
Luxembourg applies as well but nobody cares much.
Just don't mention the trigger word.
I can answer that, personally from the dutch I hear from the medias, it is SO danish-like in accent but not in the spoken words. With alot more sharp sounds "aarcch" and "rrcchss"
Gotta love drank en drugs
Norway > Sweden > Finland > Denmark
Sweden > Denmark > Finland/Norway
Sweden > Norway > Denmark > Finland
Denmark > Norway > Finland/Sweden
Contributions to the world:
Sweden > Denmark/Finland > Norway
take from that what you wish
Victoria Helene Kisling
Philip august Kisling and Carl-johan Kisling (siblings)
52746473 – phone number
Emiliekildevej 5 2930 Klampenborg, Copenhagen, Denmark
studying international business and politics at Copenhagen business school
Please put up a trigger warning next.
>I can answer that, personally from the dutch I hear from the medias, it is SO danish-like in accent but not in the spoken words.
I hear around the same thing.
I can read some Danish words that are similar to Dutch, how can the Danes read Dutch (see Nederdraad if in need of Dutch).
>With alot more sharp sounds "aarcch" and "rrcchss"
The gutteral G.
Only us, Arabs, Hebrews and the Spanish can properly pronounce it.
Brabant, Limburg and Flemish Belgium don't even have it or can pronounce it, as they have a soft G in their accents.
Number 1 reason why we're called (one of) the ugliest language(s).
Spoken I too can see a lot of similarities, roughly speaking I would understand every fifth word.
Yes it is very unique, it is a cool thing to master desu. As I would guess there are many dialects as well. How are Frisian compared to dutch?
>Spoken I too can see a lot of similarities, roughly speaking I would understand every fifth word.
Something like that. I sometimes see Dutch words (like overdreven) in Scandinavian sentences which often surprises me.
>>55008056 for example I can read mostly fine (save for "skinkekod i tern")
>Yes it is very unique, it is a cool thing to master desu.
Basically gargle water in your throat, now try to rape it without water.
>As I would guess there are many dialects as well.
For a tiny country + Flanders, we have a crapload of dialects. The two provinces of Holland have the three "big cities" (Den Haag, Amsterdam and Rotterdam) each with their own distinctive dialects and accents, while the areas surrounding that have their own, distinct, dialects as well.
The eastern border relies on Niederdeutsch and Nethersaxon dialects, while Limburg is Lesser Germany with each village having their own German-Flemish variant.
The eastern non-border regions have their own weird farmer's dialects (which require subtitles, because they're not understandable and sounds like Danish).
Flanders/Brabant have a soft G and sounds "funny", so they're usually the butt of jokes.
Also use weird variants on words, "pooping" for "fucking", "lickstick" for "lollypop", "rag" for "dress", and medieval "thou/thy" as a formal "you", while using standard "formal you" for informal "you".
>How are Frisian compared to dutch?
(West) Frisian is a separate language, although it has the Dutch "sound" and a lot of words are Dutch loanwords or Frisianified Dutch words. Centuries of assimilation will do that.
It's gibberish for the most part.
Basically, it's how a Dutch speaker would know how Dutch sounds to a foreigner.
They have their own province, whose official name in Dutch *is* in Frisian.
Nobody gives a shit so we usually let them do as they please.
They're already paying millions a year to stay within the EU Common Market, have to abide by EU laws, yet they don't have a single
fuk u danmark, worst country
also send more butter pls help