>Best flag >Best women >Best music >Best food >Sure

>>55005870
>>Best music
i ve been living here for 2 years and have never heard Danish music

Literally nobody likes Denmark m8 what are you on about.

You forgot
>disgusting language

>>55006020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94

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>>55005870
URGH

>>55006074
FUCK YOU ÆSHUL

>>55006100
nevr forget

>>55006100
Literally never forget, never forgive.
We already made denmark into a tiny pitiful country, but their pain will be more severe.

>>55005870
>best flag

it's a fucking cross

>>55006257
t. Euphoric atheist

>>55005870
It's okay.

>>55005870
I'll be honest, Denmark genuinly seemed like paradise to me
the last bastion of the white race, where pretty much everyone is good looking

I sure hope the recent refugee crisis didn't ruin that image

>>55006100

Why the fuck do you care so much about a bunch of fucking nobles? Nobles are shit

>>55005870
>Best flag
Could use some blue, to be honest family

>>55006580
We were basically Sweden back in the 80's and 90's, so we have lots of problems with muslims too.

We just took a turn to the right.

>>55006650
>why do you care about some nobles
>the nobles who were lapdogs to the danish king
>who named names and put good men on the executioner's block
>why even care
I'm glad your country is a little sandlot about to be swallowed by the atlantic sea.

>>55006074
As someone who had to learn Danish in school, I second that

>>55006905
>good men
>nobles

>>55006972
Lets see here.
>nobles who are only interested in their own standings and lick the arshole of kristian tyrann
>nobles who didn't
I know which ones I'd pick. I know which ones Gustav Vasa picked. You know it too.

Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä.

Här: Danmark, utskitet av kalk och vatten.

Och där: Sverige, hugget i granit.

>Danskjävlar. Danskjävlar!

>>55006997

>I know which ones Gustav Vasa picked. You know it too.

the ones that were left?

>>55007063
The ones who dispelled the danish horde from Sweden and made sure you never bothered anyone again.

>>55007095

Yea and now you're bothered by a completely different kind of horde. I'm sure you're happy.

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>>55006100
>>55006165
>>55006905
>>55006997
>>55007050
>>55007095

>>55007149
It stands to show what future historians will write.
Maybe swedes are written out, fine. But we sure pushed your shit in.

>>55007181

That's not quite right. Your ancestors pushed my ancestors shit in.

That's assuming your name isn't Muhammed.

>>55007233
Muhammed bin Svensson

>>55006092
that sounds english to me

>>55007396
Danish band though

They sing in English because if they sang in Danish only 5.6 million people would understand them.

>>55007415
well still that's not danish music

>>55007396
Grunk er for god til Danmark. Ligesom Nik & Jay og Medina.

>>55007415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sr5XHfBN0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xAjt64AoD0

ayy

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i like denmark too but obviously it isn't that great.

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>>55007709

>>55005870
Denmark is nice in many ways. More humour and let-go-mentality than other scandinavian countries. Too bad they got really difficult language.

Too flat, small and grey. Danish posters here are also the most autistic out of all Nordics.

Your country fucking suck with autistic people
I have friend who lives in there. He hates you You are cold people

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>>55005870
Danish fashion: blackblackblackblack
no wonder they're depressed all winter
Danish music? What is this thing?
Decent food for a nothern country yes, but you cannot even afford it with their prices
Godlike people only cause inferiority complex to visitors
They are totally autistic, somewhere between germany and finland level

>>55008056
>Meny
Our best chain 2bh. Didn't know they had spread to other countries now.

Danes are pretty bro-tier, I like them.

Best country in the world? I don't think so.

>>55008235
t. Danish rape baby
>Danelaw
JUST

>nobody has posted the danish language video
kamelåså

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>you will never marry a beautiful Danish girl and heal their declining birth rates

>>55012991
It could happen. I personally wouldn't mind a nice danish woman that could give me lofs of sven-prebens and sven-mads.

>>55006020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roB4hRdLlas

How come you dont know anything about Denmark music Scene??

>>55008056
>Danish Fashion
Based tier streetwear brand like The Norse project,Wood Wood,Soulland,Rascals
>Danish music
Iceage,Broken twin,Agnes obel,MO,Schultz & Forever

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>>55007850
I like denmark too but it obviously isn't that great

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Never been to Denmark, but always wanted to go. Had a friend who studied over there for a semester and she had a great time.

Also can't deny that some Danes made my childhood enjoyable with pic related.

>>55005870
best music? what?

>>55014834
Yes it is.

>best women

HAHAHAHHAHA

even the netherlands has hotter women
the first priize goes to sweden, then norway

>>55015904
>implying women even exist in Sweden anymore

>>55015928
go eat some unhealthy food

>>55015904
Hm I think it's the other way around.
1. Norway
2. Sweden
But maybe the grass is greener on the other side.

>>55015981
yeah, i think so... Every norwegian say sweden, and every swede say its norway..

Swedish chicks tend to be blonder tho

>>55007434
OG PIKKEN VAR SÅ STOR

>>55016102
Do you know a slut that lives in haugesund norway?

>>55005870
Denmark is the second best Nordic after memeland, but Bornholm is rightful Swedish clay.

>>55016143
no

>>55016162
sorry, i cant hear you, its too much oilmoney in my ears

Norway > Denmark > Iceland > Faroe Islands > Greenland

Left Sweden out because it's dogshit.

>>55016410
wow rude 2bh

>>55016410
hahahhahahah did BRAZIL call SWEDEN dogshit? kek

>>55016468
Yup I did.

Obviously we are shit, at least I won't go to jail because I made Mohammad upset by telling him he's a disgraceful raghead.

>>55016438
I like Týr.

>>55006165
denmark is actually bigger than sweden :)

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>>55007447
>Nik & Jay

>>55008045
Maybe he should fuck off then.

>>55017251
Yes you got alot of ice. Not something to be proud of.

>>55017719
I think you mean that we have a lot of uranium, gold and iron.

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>>55006100
Shut up, Denmark is the superior Scandinavian country. They aren't cucks like us.

>>55006650
I am learning Danish, and I want to emigrate to your wonderful nation (and assimilate of course).

>Swede's face when education of young people is literally in its worst crisis in modern times

>Swede's face when top students leave the shithole for superior Viking countries.

GIVE
F

PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKIJ-LnsSc0

>>55016410
Sweden is shit, but still not even near Brazil tier.

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copenhagen is really beautiful

Alri

Who /copenhagen/ here?

>>55005870
>Best flag

Bit rich coming from a leaf, I know, but their flag is pretty boring.

>>55019963
We red and white bros need to stick together.

>>55005870
Denmark is alright in my book but I classify it with the boring countries to live in, sorry

>>55007095
You do know that the very people who helped Gustav Vasa later turned on him because he was shit, right?

>vasa
>built a ship so shit it sunk as soon as it was put to sea

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Dansk musik bedst musik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p29E6l60xJQ

>>55021806
TAK MORTEN!

>>55005870
Shit climate.

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>>55021806
>hvis du ser det når du scroller
>er du blev besogt af

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>>55005870
>Jante's Law
>literally all pay 90% tax and are happy about it
>everyone is on anti-depressants
>monotony - the landscape

>>55022535
gode mejmejs

>>55006056
I like it 2bh family

I love Denmark.

>>55019394
Shit

Who /aalborg/ here?

IM A BARBIE GIRL!

My grandmother is from denmark, moved to new york in the 1950s, refuses to go back because she says they are communists now.

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>>55005870
Can you prove it?

Portugal is the best Country in the world and I can prove it.

>Pic related

>>55026775
AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM

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>>55006074
That's just a small trade-off for being one of the best countries in the world.
Just like us.

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>>55006972
Well fuck you too.

t. German nobleman.

>>55026858
>muh commie heritage

>>55008153
living in Denmark atm
Rema 1000 is better (also norwegian of course)
I'm too poor for Meny. Anyway, both are better than the Danish supermarkets.

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>>55008056
>35 for a molenbrood
>7 for melk
>15 motherfucking FIFTEEN for bloemkool
>35 for blocks of meat

What the fuck.

>>55027326

>>55003425

heb nu in 2 weken al €50 aan boodschappen uitgegeven, in NL was het meestal €15 /week

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>>55027536
Is Euro > Deense Kronen ook zo tering duur? Ging Denemarken niet over naar de Euro een paar jaar terug?
Wat doette ge in dan Denemarken?

Wat is skinkekod, trouwens? Google hielp niet, kende het woord niet.

>>55005870
denmark was boring as fuck mate. the land is so flat the only fun I had there was jumping on the big trampoline in the camping I went.

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>>55027326
>euros

>>55019394
Whiskeybæltet kalder hovedstaden

>>55005870
Worst football team

>>55027883
>denmark was boring as fuck mate. the land is so flat the only fun I had there was jumping on the big trampoline in the camping I went.
Replace Denmark with
>Netherlands
>Belgium
>North-west Germany
and it's the same.

At least Belgium and North-west Germany has some "mountains".

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>1658

>>55027984
had fun in christiania and I had fun in amsterdam desu

>>55028052
>christiania
Tell me more, brother.

>Worst Weather
>Terrible cuisine
>Language can be used to torture swedish refugees
Perfect apart from this though.

>>55016410
>100% not based on oilmemes
Brown people mentality everyone

>>55028483
swedish refugee: the post

>>55028265
literally a drug market, people having their little drug stands, was blown away senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0MOB_i_bYA

>>55030419
>literally a drug market
I expected it to be a little more subtle, I always had a little crush on Christinia since my early days. Did you take pictures?

>>55028265
>>55030527

meant to reply

>>55030590
lel, this guy must be fun to have around.
For one day
In Christiania

>>55030575
Pictures are strictly forbidden there.

>>55027749
het waren gesneden hamlappen volgens mij
€1=~7.5 DKK

>>55030750
Its only fun in evenings. After 1 AM it can get 2spooky, from masked dealers "wild" dogs and drunk Greenlandic people, they are the scariest.

>>55031078
Damn, I knew that once, forgot about it.
>>55031229
>After 1 AM
Thats too early for my taste.

How should I behave, if I would ever visit this place?

>>55031519
Okay it depends, at sommer there is often a lot of activities, concerts, ppl chilling, till late night, und so weiter. Also it depends if it's weekend

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>>55028052
>>55030419
>>55030575
>>55030527
>>55031229
>Danes stealing our gimmicks
God damn it we're the drug market of Europe.
Fucking Danes.

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>>55031809
You should have thought about that before alliancing with Sweden. 1644 worst year of my life.

>scandiboos

>>55031715
Sounds like a sommer weekend would be without any trouble.

>>55031809
It's not my fault, I just like some weed now and then and since I'm living closer to the danish border you can't blame them.

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>>55032092
Don't worry, we pushed their shit in later, during the Dutch-Swedish War.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sound

Also, Nedermarken motherfucker.
Honestly there's no difference between us.
>Both are under water level (Denmark more so)
>Both have to deal with Frisians (Us more so)
>Both are "bike" countries (Us more so)
>Both are considered to have ugly languages by our neighbours
>Both are flat
>Both have to deal with a retarded neighbour (Belgium/Sweden) and Germany
Etcetera

I love threads on /int/ that turn into shitflinging between two countries. Denmark vs Sweden is a pretty good one.

>>55032379
>Nedermarken motherfucker
Thats what I'm playing in EU4 tb-h

>>55032450
>Denmark vs Sweden
Denmark
t. S-H

>>55032450
It's part of Danish law to beat swedes with clubs.

>>55006905
>I'm glad your country is a little sandlot about to be swallowed by the atlantic sea.

Where do you think they'll go, Sven? Hopefully they'll take Sweden and kick you and your Somalian buttbuddies out.

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>>55032509
>EU4
Pls
Vicky 2 = Hearts of Irons > CK2 > EU3 > shit >>>>> EU4

Honestly the Nedermarken sentiment was a small-lived hype but made a lasting impression.

http://www.stiefcollectief.nl/index.php/2012/11/de-neder-deense-eendrachts-combinatie/

>>55032450
I love
>(Obviously a third-world foreigner in) Australia (that believes home country is great) vs Shit-talkers (read: truth-sayers) of the home country
the most.

>>55032204
Hafrump.

>>55032379
I've also concidered The Nederlands as our bro. In Empire Total War i would click repeatably on the dutch campaign/battle mechanics just to hear them speak.

>>55032824
The cross needs to go into the blue too, this triggers me too much.

>>55032824
>Placing Casual Kings 2 before EU4 AND EU3
I know that V2 and HoI are superior, but CK, seriously?

>>55032875
>just to hear them speak.
D'aww.
Although kind of weird, how does Dutch sound for Danes?
Germans call it "drunk forced/fake German (as in, no accent at all)".
Danish sounds like our farmers' accent but with extra potato-in-throat.

>>55032913
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/michielmans/Dutchmarkwindow.jpg
That's just one design, as the Dutch flag has no cross.

>>55032918
EU is babby's first mappainting, baka.
CK2 at least has SOME depth to it.

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>>55032875

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>>55032379
>retarded neighbour (Belgium)
pls I love you why do you hurt me so

>>55033149
Much better.

>>55033149
>SOME depth to it.
If you want to go deep on your sister

Kamelåså skyggekole 1000 liters of milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

>>55033290
Does everyone in Denmark always look so confused?

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>>55033227
You know damn well the whole nation would go to war here if anything ever happens to our Belgium.
The French and Germans be damned, the Benelux is intertwined and bound by every treaty imaginable.
The border regions aren't even distinguishable what parts are 'Belgian' and which are 'Dutch'.
In country roleplaying you're just our kawaii imouto which we tease a lot.
Shit, we might make fun of Belgians a lot but I can recall various /int/ threads which start out as Dutch vs Belgian friendly shitflinging but eventually turn into Dutch+Belgian vs Everybody Else fights.

Luxembourg applies as well but nobody cares much.

Just don't mention the trigger word.

>>55033266
You don't?

>>55033656
>You don't?
Nein.

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Is she one of us?
3:30-3:40

>>55033149
I can answer that, personally from the dutch I hear from the medias, it is SO danish-like in accent but not in the spoken words. With alot more sharp sounds "aarcch" and "rrcchss"
Gotta love drank en drugs

Scenery:

Norway > Sweden > Finland > Denmark

History:

Sweden > Denmark > Finland/Norway

Relevance:

Sweden > Norway > Denmark > Finland

People:

Denmark > Norway > Finland/Sweden

Contributions to the world:

Sweden > Denmark/Finland > Norway

take from that what you wish

>>55034072
Sven, bare fordi I bliver mobbet mere på /pol/ end resten af Norden, er det ikke ensbetydende med at I er mere relevante eller giver mere til verden.

>>55033812
Victoria Helene Kisling
Philip august Kisling and Carl-johan Kisling (siblings)
13/08/1994
[email protected]
52746473 – phone number
39640810
Emiliekildevej 5 2930 Klampenborg, Copenhagen, Denmark
studying international business and politics at Copenhagen business school

Please put up a trigger warning next.

>>55033851
>I can answer that, personally from the dutch I hear from the medias, it is SO danish-like in accent but not in the spoken words.
I hear around the same thing.
I can read some Danish words that are similar to Dutch, how can the Danes read Dutch (see Nederdraad if in need of Dutch).

>With alot more sharp sounds "aarcch" and "rrcchss"
The gutteral G.
Only us, Arabs, Hebrews and the Spanish can properly pronounce it.
Brabant, Limburg and Flemish Belgium don't even have it or can pronounce it, as they have a soft G in their accents.

Number 1 reason why we're called (one of) the ugliest language(s).

>>55034228
Spoken I too can see a lot of similarities, roughly speaking I would understand every fifth word.

Yes it is very unique, it is a cool thing to master desu. As I would guess there are many dialects as well. How are Frisian compared to dutch?

>>55035104
>spoken
I meant text

>>55008056
you're talkin about Danish prices
funny enough, here in Norway, Denmark is considered cheap.

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>>55007151

>>55014677
don't forget Han Kobenhavn

>>55035254
Stop bragging, get EU, share oil.

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>>55035104
>Spoken I too can see a lot of similarities, roughly speaking I would understand every fifth word.
Something like that. I sometimes see Dutch words (like overdreven) in Scandinavian sentences which often surprises me.
>>55008056 for example I can read mostly fine (save for "skinkekod i tern")

>Yes it is very unique, it is a cool thing to master desu.
Basically gargle water in your throat, now try to rape it without water.

>As I would guess there are many dialects as well.
For a tiny country + Flanders, we have a crapload of dialects. The two provinces of Holland have the three "big cities" (Den Haag, Amsterdam and Rotterdam) each with their own distinctive dialects and accents, while the areas surrounding that have their own, distinct, dialects as well.
The eastern border relies on Niederdeutsch and Nethersaxon dialects, while Limburg is Lesser Germany with each village having their own German-Flemish variant.
The eastern non-border regions have their own weird farmer's dialects (which require subtitles, because they're not understandable and sounds like Danish).
Flanders/Brabant have a soft G and sounds "funny", so they're usually the butt of jokes.
Also use weird variants on words, "pooping" for "fucking", "lickstick" for "lollypop", "rag" for "dress", and medieval "thou/thy" as a formal "you", while using standard "formal you" for informal "you".

>How are Frisian compared to dutch?
(West) Frisian is a separate language, although it has the Dutch "sound" and a lot of words are Dutch loanwords or Frisianified Dutch words. Centuries of assimilation will do that.
It's gibberish for the most part.
Basically, it's how a Dutch speaker would know how Dutch sounds to a foreigner.
They have their own province, whose official name in Dutch *is* in Frisian.
Nobody gives a shit so we usually let them do as they please.

>>55035365
They're already paying millions a year to stay within the EU Common Market, have to abide by EU laws, yet they don't have a single

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>>55008045

>>55021806
TAK MORTEN

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fuk u danmark, worst country
also send more butter pls help

>>55005870
>Worst language

>>55034072
Den eneste grund til at Norge er mere relevant end Danmark, er pga. Breiviks stunt. Om nogle år får Denmark sin retmæssige ære tilbage.

>>55022535
how much of your wage goes to taxes sir?