>tfw no gf

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>came back from military service
>return to university

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>>55003984
>tfw no friend

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>>55003984
I cannot comprehend how much of an utter failure of a human being you have to be in order to not have a gf in all these degenerate western countries.

>>55004227

I'm an ugly poor retard with social anxiety okay

>>55004227
it's not as idyllic as you might think, women hold most of the chips in the relationship and sex game and you have to be outgoing and attractive and muscular to get a gf

>>55004161
this desu, I just want some cool friends to do fun stuff with, I don't really want a gf

>>55004250
This is an acceptable answer. But even then you could save up and fuck whores. Dealing with women sucks anyway.

>>55004252
I've fucked at least 5 different (one of them very rich) girls even in this Islamic shithole by just having a little money and a bike. I am in no way attractive or muscular.

>>55004419
that's because your women don't have a monopoly on sex, as i just said

god, just listen to me for once

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>>55004419
>just having a little money and a bike
I feel so bad with myself now

>>55004419

Because you live in a completely male dominant society you muppet

>>55004444
Women have monopoly on sex all over the fucking universe. It's much harder here since girls are all
>muh Islam
>muh virginity
>muh marriage to consumate

I guess that's why so many muzzies are fucking hotties in EU and elsewhere since they've already defeated their own at home.

>>55004526
we also currently have a wave of radical feminism that's driving a wedge between men and women and making us hate each other

only attractive men get to have sex in this arrangement

>>55004485
>Pakistan
>male dominant
Keep telling that to yourself.

Are Australian girls even feminine?

I can't imagine a woman who is used to fending off giant spiders and drop bears. She would just be too masculine desu

>>55004568

That is simply not true. Its 95% r9k and tumblr autism being projected on the world

>>55004598
there's this super qt australian camwhore, that accent is glorious m8

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>>55004649
>Australlian camwhore
Have you ever seen a huntsman spider crawl across the wall when she was on cam?

>tfw that qt3.14 in the bus will never be your long term gf
>tfw she's probably going to ride Chad on Valentine's Day

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>>55004161
This

>>55004693
I'm 176cm and bit above average height in Cairo. Will I be an undateable manlet in the Netherlands?

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>>55004444
WHY DIDNT ANYONE CHECK THESE DIGITS

>>55004693
i'd have the girl i'm in love with riding chad over her getting engaged tomorrow any day
>SHE'S FUCKING GETTING ENGAGAED
it's fucking over, i've been hoping for 3 years and now even the hope is dead

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>>55004901
Christ, lad. Were you in a relationship with her or loved her as a friend?
Is it an Arabian style dad-mediated marriage?

>>55004853
You're average and also taller than me. You have a decent chance.

>>55004935
we were friends all that time, but all the time she was jumping from relationship to relationship, and somehow, every time she was in between boyfriends i'd miss my chance because i was shy and needed time to process it every time she's become single again
i figured she'd get tired of all those guys and end up with me in the end because I saw myself as being better than most of those guys and i did have my hopes up
but then, she found a guy that's 10 times smarter, better looking and successful and the last couple of times we met she was talking about having a baby and marrying him
i had to sit there, listen to all that and keep a grin on my face while dying inside

>>55004941
Thanks senpai, that's comforting. Are you Moroccan or Turkish or something?

>>55005029
Oh God, this is major. I hope you come out of this OK anon.

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>>55005132
I-I'm 100% Dutch.

My height is 169 cm with shoes on.

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>>55003984
> 02/13/16
> still crying about gf

>>55005343
>02/13/16
fuck off yank

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>>55005287
Try this

>>55004250
To cure yourself of social anxiety you have to put yourself in uncomfortable situations m8

t. Recovering agoraphobic who goes out a lot now

>>55005419
Thanks for the laugh, but I've lost my hope.

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>>55005382
No!

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>tfw no big titted foreigner fuckbuddy for the night

>>55005474
Don't worry so much. Height is not main thing in any life.

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This mtf just popped up on my grindr feed

Worth it?

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reminder that 2D will always be superior to 3D, 2D would never hurt you or 2D would never get you cucked, 2D remains youthful forever, all in all 2D>>>>>>>>>>3D

>>55005493
ugh, teenage girls disgust me

being under the age of 20 should be illegal

>>55005493

>im actually 17 shhh

cha-ching

>>55005531
I'm not into the angular man-jaw, but if that doesn't bother you then go for it.

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>tfw gf sent a pic of her in bikini

are you fags jealous?

>>55003984
There are no benefits for you, except for free sex.

>>55005613
>pedotugal

>>55005657
It's not even free though, they charge you indirectly

>>55005580
>>55005667

>ugh, teenage girls disgust me

dont be so salty m8
nothing wrong with being gay

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>>55005564
>2D would never get you cucked
>this is what he actually believes
i guess all those millions of pictures of hentai are just accidents then :^)

>>55005655
>people like 'traps'

Fucking why, just like women you sad cunts.

i know this feel

i have HOCD and now i dont know what i am

no gf
no hope

i will die virgin

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Only thing I do is think about her

>>55005819
>HOCD
What the fuck is this shit. It just seems like homos in denial

>>55005898
nope

i was straight since i was 12 yo

>>55005898
He's jorge, our local autist, ignore him

>>55005919
So you're straight but what % of your sexual thoughts are about men?

>>55005988
maybe 10%

anyways my libido is low so i dont think in sex 24/7

>>55005932
fuck you

>>55005932
Oh okay, I didn't know there was a Spanish one. Mostly they're Polish or south American

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>tfw attractive
>tfw girls like at me in awe when they cross me in the middle of the street
>tfw have to reject girls who chase after me

>>55006036
He is in every lat, esp and cas thread, rare to see him outside his containment zone

>>55006081
*look at me

>>55006122
Keep telling yourself that

>>55005819
You are just gay in denial Jorge.

>>55006157
I am afraid it is the truth

>>55006081
They are being sarcastic you retard.

>>55006187
Then why would you be here

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>>55005751
1 in 100 million doesn't equal all baka

3D would always cuck you over for Chad you can bet on it senpai

>>55006175
na

>>55006267
I'd rather be cucked by a chad than watch anime 2bh

>>55005029
How can you be so pathetic? don't you have any self-respect? she didn't want anything with you, why keep yourself close to her?

>>55006223
>mad

>>55006224
you mean on /int/? Because I am lazy

>>55006319
In case you're not lying
Lucky m8

>>55006375
my problem is that all the girls I have ever met are always shallow and intellectually uninteresting, self-centered assholes.
I have recently rediscovered my faith and become more religious, so I don't want to go around banging whatever girl, I want to find a qt to spend my life with.

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>>55006267
>she only cucked me once therefore it's okay

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>64 fucking replies

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>>55006431
>all the girls I have ever met are always shallow and intellectually uninteresting, , self-centered assholes.

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>>55006491
>I write that I am religious
>posts a fedora pic

>>55006431
The girl i like (maybe she likes me, only eye contact for now, we are both shy) is an intelligent, cultured qt. Good luck to you family

>>55006551
>only eye contact for now
>maybe she likes me

>>55006621
What do you mean bruh

>>55006551
buena suerte tu tambien

>>55006646
I have the impression she is someone you barely know and you just like her because she is the first woman to ever smile at you or something like that.
> is an intelligent, cultured qt
How do you know all that if you only made eye contact? don't put women on a pedestal.

>>55006699
I mean we go to the same uni, I know her from having talked a couple of times m8

>>55006732
So, you barely know her and just made small talk, right?

>>55006758
Yes, pretty much :( but I have the impression that she looks at me, don't have much hope either

>>55006808
She doesn't like you m8, you probably are in your first year of uni and this is the first time a woman shows some kind of "interest" in you, she is just trying to be friendly.

>>55005655
yes

>>55006914
Thanks for the advice m8

>>55006914
You have a point about the interest thing but it's a gateway for him that he could take advantage of if he wanted.
>>55006808
Don't "don't have much hope" you fucking faggot
For all you know she could be just as autistic and interested as you are. She could also be a stacy with no interest in you besides teasing you. But you don't know either way.
Keep pushing anon. And remember that if you don't get her attention fast enough you will forever be labeled a friend to her.
HURRY UP YOU FAGGOT

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>tfw ugly and autistic but have a cute gf

Is >tfw no gf an international feel?

>>55007086
How to approach a girl? Never done it before

>>55007086
He barely knows her, she could have a boyfriend for all he knows, and believe me, girls in spanish university, 99% of them already had several boyfriends.

>>55007120
what are swiss girls like? i bet their feet smell nice

>>55007328
Like Swiss cheese

>>55003984
It's one thing to not have a gf but I would advise you to stop being such an enormous faggot about it.

>>55004586
Just because you say you don't treat your women like cows doesn't mean you don't treat your women like cows.

>>55007217
Déjale intentarlo, sí?

>>55007121
Para tener una conversación con cualquiera persona debes tener algo en común, siquiera sea algo muy estúpido o trivial. Por ejemplo si tienes algún clase con ella, habla sobre las tareas o algo. Si no tienes nada en común debes crear algo. Esto dependerá de la situación. Pregúntala sobre alguna cosa o algo, we, no sé mucho sobre tus condiciones.
Mi español no es perfecto. Disculpe.

>>55005657
Sex and love ;-;

>>55007583
Esta muy bien, amigo, gracias por el consejo, haré lo que pueda

>>55007601
>love
>a real thing
Ha! We've got a comedy star here.

>>55007121
If you are in university and don't know how to approach girls, you are already behind most people, by that point the average normie already had several bf/gfs and are way ahead of you in terms of experience.

>>55008354
I can tell youre hurt by some chad

>>55007666
kids fall in love with girls before they know what sex it

>>55008673
I'm hurt by reality.

>>55008354
The thing about approaching girls is you just have to do it until you get good at it. That will involve failing miserably and being crushingly rejected numerous times, but each time you grow stronger and get better at it.

>tfw gf sleeping in my bed while I shitpost

might wake her up and fuck her in a bit