Why do americans celebrate 5 de
Mayo?
money
to get drunk
what the hell is that?
>>54997620
This. Most Americans think it's independence day.
Gotta sell that margarita mix mane
>>54997565
Cause your diaspora is retarded
It used to piss us off, then we realized we could use it as a reason to drink and party....probly gonna become a national holiday in my lifetime desu wam bam thank you senpai
>>54997668
>It used to piss us off, then we realized we could use it as a reason to drink and party....probly gonna become a national holiday in my lifetime desu wam bam thank you senpai
Could also apply to the feast day of any saint immigrants had a boner for.
never seen it celebrated here
>Stinko de Mayo
>>54997633
>celebrating that we kicked the frogs out of puebla
>france is supposedly your greatest ally
Why are americans such backstabbers?
>>54997720
Were you independent yet?
>>54997720
It's not that we're backstabbers it's just that we don't know or care what Cinco de mayo really is lel
CHI
>>54997807
yes
DRINKO DE MAYO
>>54997858
Then that's why. What business did the French have there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg
>>54997890
we didn't paid denbts over some retarded cakes
>>54997890
Imperialism
>>54997565
So we can get drunk and pretend we know Mexican culture, plus it triggers you guys
>>54997820
people assume it's Independence day
>>54997997
>plus it triggers you guys
wat
>>54997997
>plus it triggers you guys
American's aren't that important
>>54998035
>>54998056
It triggered you enough to make a thread about it
>>54998073
wat
>>54998073
>>54998073
Was just a question, do not meme so hard
same reason anglos celebrate saint pattys day, get smashed and have fun. But then again most white americans celebrate 5 de mayo so that's a bit far
>>54997565
Wait wait wait, Americans celebrate a mexican holiday? Why haven't you brought this up before, could have made excellent banter.
>celebrating a festivity of a country that isn't yours
how cucked can you be?
>>54997967
>>54997989
Yeah, that's fine then. We're all about independent Americas.
Under our strong hegemony, of course.
>>54998174
Mexico has Halloween though doesn't it?
>>54997565
ive never heard of yanks celebrating cinco de mayo except mexican diaspora
>>54998198
no we have Dia de Muertos
>>54998166
but we do
>>54998202
Jesus fuck you're in every thread
>>54998174
>implying we won't latch onto any random excuse to get drunk and eat a lot
By us, I mean all humans.
>>54998198
halloween is irish already tho
>>54998202
>US congress made it official
>>54998231
Americans celebrate Ramadan
>>54998227
ikr
what a madman
>>54998240
really
still no one cares
>>54998233
Thought it was Scottish?
>>54998273
nah it used to be called samhain
google it
scottish culture is mostly irish derived also
bye
>>54998249
Muslim Americans?
>>54998343
die please
>>54998240
It is not a federal holiday. Tell your cousins to come back to Mexico.
>>54998343
You can get shanked for saying that
>>54998249
But alcohol is harram, so we only have an excuse to eat
>>54998343
>scottish culture is mostly irish derived also
I thought the reverse was true? Didn't you literally try adopting kilts at one point? Also I looked it up, it's mainly Scottish, Irish and Isle of man wherever the fuck that is
>>54998383
Do you actually celebrate Ramadan? I've never even met an openly practicing Muslim.
>>54998444
I'm not kebab, I'm saying that a Muslim holiday means no alcohol, so that's probably the reason why it hasn't caught on in the US
>>54998216
we also celebrate Halloween faggot
>>54998554
You're awful drinkers though, I literally heard shit like "Yeah, I'm only drinking the good stuff from now on. Hand me a but light" so many times in the states. Embarrassing.
>>54998629
>he celebrates halloween
please get out of my country
>>54998648
>He dosen't like getting spook'd
W A L L
A
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L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg
>>54997620
>manlet overcompensating by roiding
unsurprising
>>54998673
halloween is shit-tier
>dumb kids asking for sweets all night
>lol lets go to a haloween party!
no fuck off its Dia de Muertos
>>54998673
We already get spook'd on a daily basis
>>54998708
It's a fag bar, they are all overcompensating
>>54998638
Sounds like you run with a stellar crowd.
>>54998202
This
>>54998775
Americas finest
California here, because Mexican girls give it up EASY on that day
>five the mayo
what did he mean by this?
>>54998957
5 pounds of mayo
>>54998957
>not celebrating 5 lbs of mayo with a qt 3.14 latina slut
>>54997565
>Americans celebrate mayo
No wonder they're all so fat
>>55001654
Fuck mayonnaise tBh.
Mayo mentioned
>>55001654
Carlos!
>>54997565
because we hate ourselves.
>>55002385
fucking hell who needs that much mayo
>>54997620
Are that Indians or Mexishits ?
>>55002455
Claire boucher obviously
>>55002455
It's cinco de mayo.
You need five pounds of mayo bro
>>54997565
What is cinco de mayo?