Would you give this young hitchhiker a ride in your car?
Is it safe to hitch hike in your country? In aus it isnt because of the likes of ivan milat
But thats a good thing cos you can fuck his tight bp in exchange for the lift
>decide to hitchhike across the nullarbor
>get in a car with a guy that drinks his own piss
>smuggle a goat across state borders on camera
Animal customs are a pretty big deal in ausland, even interstate.
We had Johnny Depp's dog in quarintine at one point because his wife was too retarded to follow our laws properly, they kicked up a big stink about it.
nevermind I just reached the border part
Does Australia seriously have inter-state border checks and livestock control/quarantine and shit? What the fuck?
In Cucknada you could bring a goat from Vancouver to Newfoundland to fucking Iqaluit if you wanted to, there's no inter-province border controls. At least, not to my knowledge.
And to double down on this -- consider a place where you can hitch 10 miles to the grocery store, load yourself up with heavy sacks of food and then just expect some stranger will give you a lift home. And single women offer you a ride as often as men.
From here it's hard to even imagine the implicit goodness of nature that such a culture must expect from itself.
>have fragile ecosystem
>literally have stricter border control between your states than between most countries
>if your family lives right on the other side of the straight line in the sand which was declared to be a state border on a map, you can't take the family dog with you to visit them without having to go through administrative hell
MILAT RELATED SPOOP GREENTEXT HERE
Story I was told from a mate of mine.
backstory: he's originally from near Jamberoo, Australia. Jamberoo is a little town about 2.5 hours drive south of Sydney, about 20 kms from the coast, there's a water park near there. He tells me his uncle used to live about 50 kms west on a farm right next to Belangalo State Forest. Australia's worst serial killer, Ivan Milat, killed and buried most of his victims, (mostly backpackers) in that forest (Google it, he's a pretty nasty serial killer)
Anyway, this happened a while after Milat was captured
>Uncle owns land near forest
>Goes for a run pretty much every day to stay fit
>Usually runs along the road joining his property
>Road connects to one of the fire trails that run deep into the forest, so fire trucks can put out bushfires
>Running along, later than usual, had to attend to animals or something like that so its twilight dark
>Running along to where road goes into a cul-de-sac / dead end, the fire trail entrance comes off the end of the road
>He stops to catch his breath, and feels this intense dread, like something really bad has happened, hair stands up, looks around
>Then suddenly this 20 something year old, blonde hair and fit girl comes sprinting out of the fire trail
>She was screaming 'RUN!' The uncle just turned around and sprinted, he had a head start so he was in front
>He stops running after 200 meters or so, turns around, nobody there, he's seriously spooped.
>He reckons it's the spirit of one of Milat's victims, warning people not to go near the forest.
You can take dogs and stuff if they're registered and immunised. But Gary the goat is unregistered. The law prevents livestock, crop and animal diseases from spreading. The only experience I've had is to throw out fruit on the SA border with NSW to prevent fruit flies from getting in.
Random checks are rare, but most people who go out there know the drill, there are signs along roads.
B-but they are strong enough to bite back :o
Dead eyed twinks are the best tho
what's the tumblr?
the real question is getting a hitchhike in the first place
and dont reply to me with the you wa nani shi ni nippon he episode where some white guy hitchhiked half way across japan
Hitchhiking was still very common in the US up into the 1990's. It was illegal but unless you were thumbing on the highway cops usually left you alone.
I used to pick up hitchhikers all the time especially if I was bored. Most people didn't realize how dangerous it could be. The world was different, we were a bit more isolated before the Internet blew up in the 90's.
I don't think I've picked one up since 1990 but up to that point helped people out whenever I could.
Yes its safe and you are safe (unless you are a hot grill then bad people might stop to rape you but this is everywhere) but as long as you dont take gypsies then you are safe, i don't have a car and 1 of January i had to get to work from a bumfuck where my friends left me on new years, took 2 minutes before a man and a woman stopped and took me into town and they also took another guy on the road, they didn't even want to accept any money