Culture Pals /cp/

>>54983521
first for italian qts

>>54983671
cuck
is she finnish

What part of the world has the most girls awake right now?

>>54983521
FIRST FOR HAVEN'T MADE A THREAD IN AGES :DDD (fugg, didn't notice the caps)

>>54983521
Voted desu

>>54983671
>letting your qts go to parties/bars/clubs
You are literally just asking for it.

>>54983671
Got to be honest with you here lad, pretty pathetic

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Not sure this is for here but I can't find a board to put this but I left a giant teddy bear, flowers and chocolate on the doorstep of the girl I like


Should I ask her out for a date? We don't really know each other well

>>54983671
post response

>>54983816
I never responded and she blocked me

>>54983806
>valentines day
>friday

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>>54983854
Holy shit, that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard

>>54983900
How is it pathetic? There are plenty of other girls i could be talking to instead

>people voting that they hate Sanders when maybe one or two people here actually remember him
I know 99% of these threads are newfags who joined in the past year

>>54983978
S-sorry for being a newfag but I've tried :(

>hating Jawbrah

>>54983978
probably edgefags thinking they're talking about bernie

join the new /cp/ chat
https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh1RY4gB

>>54983937
You left out all context.
If that was your qt of a long time, it's pathetic. If it's just some whore you talk to then it's whatever

>>54983806
>02/05/16
That's a bit early for Valentines

>>54984123
Give me one good reason why I should join this? I've never heard of discord, what is it?

Help!
I was away from my pc for a few hours and now interpals doesn't display properly at all.
Out of nowhere it tells me to get fucking internet explorer. Has anyone here ever had this problem?

>>54984254
The 2/5/16 was a message I sent last week

Anyone else's IP deathly slow at loading, if at all? My internet's fine, except for IP; it can't even load the login page properly

>>54984299
same here

Interpals is a piece of shit, the website crashes all the time

>>54984290
Fun

It's a (browser based, if you don't download) chat/voice app but I locked the voice part so it's just chat. Good reason to join this is fun

>>54984357
>>54984299
yeah it broken

>>54983521
>Old Game of Pals

>>54984342
Thanks, Matt

>>54984299
same here
i can't attend to my russian qts

>>54984299
>>54984357
>>54984363
?!

>tfw 4th most liked meme poster
Aw guys :3 <3
I've made my mark on these threads, and the good kind

>>54984376
There's a new one?
Bost image

>>54984395
Well, get them on Skype/whatsapp

>>54984475
There isn't, he just wants one

>>54984299
They often have a problem with a website they're using to host the images on IP. It's ipstatic.net
I changed my DNS to google's and it seems to help a bit. It's laggy as hell, but it works eventually (as opposed to not working at all).

>>54984440
No other anon has ever managed to steal panties :^)

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>>54983854
>MY
>SIDES

>>54983671
Her country?

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>>54983671
cont.

>>54985671
What a slag.

>>54984924
::::::^^^^^^)))))))

>>54985671
Jesus, why

She obviously liked talking to you. You could've had fun together.

>one hater
Fite me irl you shit
I bet it's that kid with his shield of awesomeness

>>54983521
Does anyone have some Valentine's Day pastas?
I could use them...

>>54986118
"Hey wanna be my valentine?"

>>54985886
I didn't reply for literally two days and she blocked me. was gonna message her... but whatever. nothing of value was lost.

>>54985886
>talking to whores

>>54985671
You did the right thing.

>>54985671
Looks like she just wanted you tell her she's not a slut and got butthurt when you didn't. You're definitely better off.

>>54986323
Holy shit! This.

Fucking women are so predictable with this kinda shit.

>>54986159
Thank you!

>qt just hid 2/3 of her friends (functionality on VK)

wth? I can't understand why desu

>>54986323

>tfw you call your qt a slut for having kissed guys she had no feelings for before talking to you.

>>54986911
She doesn't want you finding out about the other guys she flirts with.

>>54986185
This really is the only appropriate reaction

>>54987074
She's back to the usual quantity. Probably was playing around with it, it has a limit. And no, we've been together far too long for her to do that.

>>54987350
>"been together"
Have you been together in person? If not than no matter how long you've been talking she's not yours and you're not hers

the site isn't working for me, anyone else?

join the /cp/ chat
https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh1RY4gB

>>54987756
yeah it's fucked up

>>54987777
Nice numbers
what is this and why do I need it

>>54987948
>what is this
It's just a chat
>why do I need it
You don't really need to tbqh

>>54987948
>why do I need to ahve fun

klassieke belgie

>>54988443
Ik zat jaren geleden in de cultuurvriendenskijptjet en dat was redelijk bagger oetz

>>54988533
ja daar zat ik ook maar daarom juist. Kom hangen homo.

>>54988582
Alee dan

>>54988627
>>54988582
>>54988533
>>54988443
Fuck off with your Nazi shit, goddamn, fucking Douchelanders

>finally get a Finnish qt
>pretty good for a month
>ends up being insane and once we get past sexting have nothing in common anyway

That was the last country I wanted to cross off my list too. Not sure where to get one from next.

>inb4 some Asian shitheap

>>54988849

Elina?

>>54988849
list your cunts

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>>54988808

>>54988808
fifteen :3

>>54988849
How do you guys even get over the boring chit-chat.
I'm always trying to be flirty but the conversation just dries down because pretty much every girl on this site is as boring as watching a toaster toasting toast.
It's infuriating...

>>54989200

Treat them like children, poke continous but harmless fun at their behaviour.

R

>>54989200
Make them mad

>>54989105
I hope you voted for me in the poll, bb <3

U

S

>>54989254
>>54989369
I tried that but most of the time they just won't respond

S

I

>>54989476
We must go madder

>>54989034
Finland
Italy
Spain
India
Russia
Poland
UK
Germany
Ukraine

>>54989200
You have to be lewd as fuck, but it's a timing thing. Have some good conversation, then start getting sexual if they're enjoying talking to you.

Works for parties too.

Y

Turk girls are hilarious. They actually think they're anything above a 5!

>>54989986
They're the biggest cunts I've ever seen on the site after on Kazakhs, who are the worst by far.

Turks actually think they're special

>>54989377
I did, I hope you voted for me too <3

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>>54990174
Gunther?

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>>54990249

How are Brazilian girls in this site?

>>54990367
Please touch my tra la la and my ding ding dong and I'll tell you all about mormons you've ever wanted to know

>>54990409
Talked to one for a year straight every day, fell in love, met her in person, had an amazing time and had loads and loads of sex with her.

10/10 literally don't want another girl from any other country ever again

What's a good way to let a qt down easily, who is kinda volatile, has a shit home life and has already booked her flight to visit me?

I don't want to cuck her, but I like another girl more. But I want to let her down nicely and with dignity.

>>54991755
Tell her you want to be just friends.

>>54991755
hope she isnt from some poorfag country

>>54991755
I hope the flight is refundable.

>>54991755
What's a good way to let down a qt that's suicidal and just came out to tell you that you're the best thing in her life currently?

I kind of don't want to deal with that pressure.

>>54991843
We already made a deal to meet up, spend time together, fug, and then decide whether a relationship is right. But it sounds like there's not much of a doubt what her decision will be.

>>54991844
America. Make that what you want.

>>54991853
See, thats what bothers me too. She was really looking forward to the trip, wanted to relax after working hard, and have some time cuddling, having sex etc. And I feel shit just after planning basically just going "naah"

>>54991868
What country?
The thing is in that case she'll probably get really attached and the sooner you get out the better, otherwise the harder it will be to get rid of her. It sounds really harsh but you need to learn to be a bit more callous in that situation because she's actually not that likely to commit suicide.

>>54991971
Japan

>>54991868
What's wrong with her, besides being suicidal?

>>54991868
Just reply "oh"

Post results

>>54990502
>Talked to one for a year straight every day, fell in love, met her in person, had an amazing time and had loads and loads of sex with her.
>10/10 literally don't want another girl from any other country ever again
gay

>>54983521
>someone voted for me on most loved posters
Thanks whoever you are <3

I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Russia who had very rich parents and her father hated me. Kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

Im not sure what to say about me being on either of those lists... Thanks to the people that like me?

>>54994012
You're a good lad, Clay

>>54994049
how did you know! lol anyway thanks im trying to be more mean I swear

>>54994085
You have a very unique posting and writing style

>>54994085
Clay, post profile

>>54994777
claytonsomedude

>tfw new qt but Interpals is shitting the bed and it might ruin it.

Fuck.

>tfw your lesbian qt is fucking perfect in every way and you love her so fucking much

Not in the romantic way of course, but I'm mad a girl as amazing as her is into pussies.

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>qt unwarrantedly tells me about her sex life
>try to tell her about this one time
>she replies with this

what the fuck

>>54995286
>girl being self-centred shocker

lads how the fuck do i talk to women, im useless please help

>>54995409
ask them what sports they like

>>54995409
tellem about Big Dutch Cock

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>>54995409

>>54995368
I know. But it still pisses me off.

I think I'm going to delete InterPals and just give up on this, every woman on here has given me nothing but heartache.

>>54994777
if you are the girl that just viewed me i cant talk to you anyway to old for you restrictions yadda yadda......

>>54994131
ha ya I suppose so eh...
anyway happy valentines day guys dont hurt the QTs

>>54995286
I don't want to know about my girl's past sexual history and if I was a girl I wouldn't want to know about my man's either.

>>54990409
probably the best South American girls

>>54991971
you have to meet her now m8, if a girl backed out on you after you made all the arrangements it would kill you.

Just have fun, don't worry about it, then see at end how you feel about her, if you had fun you might decide to have a relationship or at least stay friends.

>>54985671
Burn the coal, pay the toll?

>>54997261
I think about this all the time.
We like to think we're all autists and stupid for getting attached to these girls, but they're the same way, many of them. I know for a fact that I've hurt some girls by ignoring them or stopping talking to them. The few times I've had serious qts end it with me hurt like hell. Girls feel the same

I've thought a lot about this one in particular, and I wonder if she still thinks about me too, if it hurt her ending it with me


We're all human, afterall

>>54997394
Fucking hell, Jhonmark, never heard that one before.
I was laughing out loud

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>no responses

>>54998213
The site literally won't even work for me. Couldn't send or receive even if I tried

>>54993904
I've heard this story many times over the year, y u lyin

What are you getting your qts for Valentines tomorrow?

>>54998272
It's one of the oldest pastas in these threads

>>54998290
It was supposed to be my first ever Valentine's Day with a girl who actually likes me, one who even though I wasn't with her that day, still was thinking about me and wanted to be with me.

But it won't be

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>>54998290
Nothing because I have none

>qt is in Malaysia
>Posts a picture of her wearing hijab on Facebook

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

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>>54998397
>>54998390

>>54998493
muslim country what do you expect

>I can't wait to get to know you
she wants the d

fucking site breaks like once a week without fail

>>55001286
It wouldn't be as fun if it didn't break.

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Hello friendos join the /cp/ chat

https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh0bbv9R

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>>55003040

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Result of the polls
Thanks for voting lads, this was totally unexpected :3

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S-sorry Jawbrah

>>55003337
>Vini and Guenter are the best posters
I can agree with that
>15 is number 3
Why though?

>>55003472
It just changed, someone voted for Rachel, she's #3 now. However 15's blog posts are kinda comfy and probably fun for some anons.

>>55003359
swiss yellow fever fag... ahahhaha should be n1

>>55003532
>However 15's blog posts are kinda comfy and probably fun for some anons.
I guess that makes sense

I haven't even been posting here for weeks and I still got one vote as the most hated poster. Top jej. I wonder who it was :^)

>>55003751
Someone thought it's funny to give everyone a vote. Or he hates us all and that's why.

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>live in Berlin
>join culturepals
>get flooded by messages of single travelling qts
>hi Anon I will be visiting Berlin soon where can I go

Damn this site is a goldmine. Every other week I get one of those, so far I hooked up with a Russian qt and a Japanese one. Furure looks bright and the best thing about it is that I don't even have to do anything, just sit back and wait for the messages to come in. This is some next level shit

>tfw qt tells me she is going with her friend to Turkey
they're going for sex tourism aren't they? I feel like dropping her

>>55003940
why would anyone want to visit Berlin, boring fucking city

>>55004020
They always visit the capitals

>>55004042
is Heidelberg worth seeing btw

>>55004020
Agreed it pales very much in comparison to pretty much every other European capital, but that's just if you're being a tourist. Go beyond that and it might just be the most amazing place to enjoy yourself mate.
That's why I think I had such an easy time with the Russian and Jap. They were very impressed by the way I knew myself around in the city

>>55004059
Worth a daytrip from Frankfurt if you land there

>>55004020
Actually been there on a students trip few years ago, it wasn't bad.

>>55004059
Hmm, I'm very close to Heidelberg but I don't know too much about it. It's definitely a beautiful city and has many pretty good universities (warning: there are many chinks around). I'm not sure but they probably have a castle as well.
Heidelberg is probably worth visiting though you could alo consider going to Freiburg which is pretty much right next to it.

>>54983521
>Getting as many votes as meme femanons
T-thanks lads

>>55004020
Almost every country has a better alternative to the capital.

Zürich > Bern
Kaohsiung > Taipei
Ho-Chi-Minh City > Hanoi
München > Berlin
Milano > Roma
etc etc

>>55004171
>Freiburg
Oh, my childhood. All those punk qts sitting around in Freiburg infront of the Konzerthaus. Is this still a thing?

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/GammaBluerays

Holy fucking shit what a sperg

Someone told me they like lembas bread
Googled it, LotR wtf??

>tfw attracted to foreign qts
>can't spend physical time with them because distance
>tfw no local qts
>wouldn't even be attracted to them anyway

This is why I'm a selfish workaholic.

>>55004578
>milan better than rome

maybe if you have to work, but for tourism milan is a piece of shit unless you are into expensive clothes

>>55005602
better than a selfish alcoholic

Join the cp chat
https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh0bbv9R

>>55005738
I'll pass, I'm busy. Just frustrating cause the only females on interpals for my country are ugmos or SJWs. And one particular girl whose both.

>>55005941
>just 1 ugly sjw

??

>>55005941
I know which girl you're talking about, I think, she's that one that looks like a typical girl in tumblr, right?

>>55005960
In 1 page of active members, that's still plenty.

>>55005982
Oh yes. Post her. Did you have a run-in with her or something?

>>55006107
Oh yeah, I thought you meant you only knew one. Makes more sense now.

>>55005941
Kek. I'm moving to Malta in a couple of weeks. And the females are indeed utter.

>>55006188
My condolences. What's your business here then?

>>55006107
Can't remember her profile name now. No bit I sent her a message and she ignored it though I know another American talked to her and she said how she hated all white people and they're the problem in the world and something about wanting to have nonwhite kids in the future.

>>55006283
Going to be working for one of the egaming businesses.

>>55006312
/SMalteser

Her maybe?

>>55006312
Holy shit, seriously? /smalteser , that one yeah? Kek, good luck with that.

>>55006350
I see, well that's a good one at least. That sector is growing, good luck friend. Pool of women might be scant and mediocre but the nightlife and history game is strong if that's your thing.

>>55006350
>>55006373
Lol yeah that's her, that girl is fucked.

>>55006453
My sister knows her from around uni. She walks like a pigeon (as in bobs her head around), she's constantly twitching and looking around and barely ever speaks. Always looks really awkward anywhere she is, looking like she has the self-esteem of a banana.

>>55006312
Ask her why she doesn't move to Africa then.

>you will never be a knight of Malta
Why even live?

>>55006550
Messaged her once if what you say is true it is a prime example of someone that acts so differently online. When I was talking to her she acted like she was gods gift and would just randomly ignore your questions.

this korean qt keeps asking questions in literally every message she sends
i'm getting a little worried she's a Pyongyang spy

>>55007018
What if she is? They're probably paid well. Get a comfy rich north korean elite life.

>>55007018
Test her, ask her loaded questions about the enmity between the Koreas and try to get her to say filthy things about the North. Even if she is a spy, such words would go against the lifelong conditioning of praising the empe- I mean Glorious Leader. She might melt or or something.

>>55006983
You technically can as the order still exists and you can join. You can also be knighted. Don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>55006998
Really? Well I'm going by what my sister said but she seems the part. I mean, from experience, vocal people come in two types. The obnoxious "YOU PATRIARCHAL SHITLORD" in rallies and the one whose all arrogance and self-righteousness behind a screen but is too scared/incompetent in person to let out a mere peep. Sounds like the latter.

>>55006373
Can't even message her because she blocks S.America fugg

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Need Cipheos to speak up and tell me what he was thinking desu.

>>55007018
There is a good chance she is m8

is daniele dead yet?
i hope so

Does anyone have a date tomorrow?

>>55007293
Africa too. Rich considering what >>55006312 said. Also
>Looking for Relationship
Yeeeahhh. This shit is what I have to put up with in my country, lads.

>>55007436
Did you vote? Maybe it helps

http://strawpoll.me/6799249
http://strawpoll.me/6799214

>>55007478
can i make the sex with maltese girl easy?

>>55007540
As with everything, if you got game, you probably will. If you got looks, they're always a close second.

The problem is finding boneables. See, finding good-looking maltese girls isn't that difficult, but finding single ones or DtF ones is a big problem since culturally we look down about that shit. Also attitudes, you might get so turned off by a girl's personality and vapidness that you lose your stiffy in record time.

But you do find a few gems.

>>55007478
Island life is comfy yet annoying

>>55003040
>they don't treat us like sexual objects how horrible
i bet after she's returned to the US her tumblr was full of "don't sexualize me because of how i look/what i wear" shit

>>55004578
Anything > Brussels

>>55007652
Pretty much. Can't complain on many things but when you can't make truly new friends because everybody knows each other...

1 more day...

>>55007815
Wizardom?

I want to corrupt this ultra conservative Islamic t*rkish qt I'm talking to. Any ideas?

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>>55007680

>>55007779
>tfw lived on a 2000-people island for a while
Shit was drama all the time desu

>>55008065
Really? What island was that? Sounds horrible but strangely interesting. I'd imagine in that situation you have to tiptoe around every fucking thing you do or say cause anything will change your reputation around the entire place.

Which would be nice if you saved some kid from a burning building. Imagine 2 thousand people seeing you as a hero and being nice to you anywhere you go.

>>55008043
Yes to be more Happy that one is no longer desired. What a horrible joke.

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>qt just sends 'hi' or 'how are you' as first message

Bumping with Austria's Eurovision song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACprSbuhah8

Why are there so many Koreans studying in London?

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Qt has saggy tits, but perfect bald pussy. Damn she is hot and cute.

>>55010855
They need it to get good jobs in korea.

>>55010952
Quite saggy but not bad at all
Tits 7/10

>>55010952
Tits 6.5/10
Not bad at all tbqh

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>>55010952

She is actually really cute with her clothes on. She ruined the imagination though.

>>55011172
That skin is so smooth
what cunt?

>>54983521
Who the fuck is war

>>55011402
The deaf Kiwi guy?

Why are Slavs so weird?

>>55011172
>>55010952
her tits are still pretty cute, and she's got a really nice body man

>>55011599
The mark of communism

>>55011496
He goes on this shit? He talked to a qt i was talking to
I wonder what he could tell me about her

>>55011599
Not we are weird but you anon))

>>55011665
I used to talk to him but forgot to reply on whatsapp. He's a cool guy that likes to exchange postcards but he doesn't actually come here.
He once posted his profile just as an example for a nice profile but I doubt he ever really comes here.

>>55011313
Serbia

>>55011888
I've seen it a few times and it seems he gets a lot of attention
I dont I'd talk to him but maybe he'd think it's weird we're friends with the same chick
Regardless I'm just curious about it, don't even talk to her anymore

>>55012101
I dont know, I'd talk to him**

>>55012101
Just talk to him, he's cool

shamelessly shilling chat some more

https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh0bbv9R

had 15.5h skype call with my qt tbqh

>>55012797
pathetic tbch

>>55012858
we are both pathetic so it's perfect

>>55012885
Im jealous desu senpai

>>55012797
Damn, the longest I ever had was an 8 hour one.
It was both the best and worst call we ever did because we talked about anything and everything but then she asked about past girlfriends and what kind of girls I like and when my first kiss was and all that stuff. All in the context of knowing each other better

First and only time I ever lied to my qt was telling her I had already kissed a girl when really I hadn't before until I missed her for the first time

>>55013744
we were only talking for 9 or so though, fell asleep while we were talking, woke up while the call was still going and kept talking for a couple of hours

>>55012797
Jesus. No pee/ shit break?

>>55013971
>not still talking to qt while taking a shit

>>55013825
Oh, in that case I've had many, many super long calls.
We used to talk at night before sleeping for several hours and then when we were ready to sleep we would just leave Skype on and fall asleep listening to each other breathing
One night I wasn't able to sleep so I stayed up listening to her peaceful breathing the entire night. It was magical

>>55014017
>Qt got out of the bed in the middle of the night to go pee
>got a turbo-boner listening to her
>comes back in the bed and I'm too shy to spoon her again because now I'm hard as a rock and she'll know it's from her pissing

I lick buttholes, so whatever

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>>55014242
Who cares? Maybe she will pee on you

>>55014242
Shouldve poked her tbqh
I heard women are most horny in the middle of the night.

>>55014017
Wew that's a whole new level. But okay man, whatever works for you

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i cant stop shitposting??

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Is it just me or does updating your profile no longer bump you up on the quick search?

>>55015268
If qts get your humor, it's good.

join the new /cp/ chat
https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGgh1RY4gB

Korean qtpa2t begins talking about the acceptance of international marriages and Germany and directly afterwards wants my Whatsapp.
>it's habbeding, I have a bit of a boner in my chest

>>55016713
Happy valentine's
Kraut bro <3

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Who also has vk?
I made it because a girl asked me, but now a girl that is not even on interpals sent me nude there. It's so easy, and you can talk to so many russian qt's :3

Who else has a vk account?

>>55017420
Me brotha. It is really good. I am in a group of Portuguese learning people, you can just get any qt there, altough most of them are late 20s. Gimme your id))))

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Seriously, what is about Russian girls and their need for foreign dick?

>>55017678
Huge gold diggers.

>>55017678
The V, isn't it?

>>55017678
They want to get out of russia

My life has hit rock bottom

>>55018174
What ails you? I have great experience in this, maybe I can help.

>Falling for the illusion that Russian girls actually like you and not your citizenship

>>55018317
don't kid yourself, who would want to be a citizen of a country that has a leaf on it's flag
a fucking leaf

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i drank last night and came back and saw this

save me, I don't remember saying any of this. what do I answer now, this is too sudden for me

>>55017678
eur/rub xchange rate

Polish qt is scared of all the immigrants

>>55018276
>no more qt
>no one to care about, no one who cares about me
>no one to talk to
>stuff at work is about to get really bad
>literally have to decide my future in the next 2 months based on some stuff that's out of my control

>>55018958
>No more qt?
You the guy whose qt didn't like him face-to-face? Had a sort convo with an American 2 days ago about it, as It happened to me too. Regardless, my condolences, shit hurts and it will hurt for some time.
>No one to care about
If you persevere, you might. I mean really, think back to other moment where you felt like this. You probably didn't think you'd recover from that neither, but here you are. When that happens, they will care about you too.
>No one to talk to
We're talking right now aren't we? Can post on threads and share your troubles, not everyone's a dick about it and you will find people to rant with. You can start talking to others on interpals too, to distract yourself. I'm going to do that tomorrow myself.
>Stuff at work
Elaborate?
>Decide future
That sounds fucking tough and I get what you mean. i'd be shitting bricks myself but if you can't truly do anything about it, try to weather the blow as best you can. You have 2 months to do this, plenty of time to defend yourself and make fallback plans. Work on those. Best to be prepped for the worst and not need it.

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>>55017678

>>55019417
what's her ip?

>>55018841
You mean refugees?
Well Poland only takes the Catholic ones

>>55017420
>How do you think.....

jeez why they don't speak english

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Why do Russian qts look even qter when they're in the snow? :3 (NN's Kremlin)

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>>55020005
I don't know, but I know that you lost quads by 5

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>>55018587
i beg

>>55019507
Yes that's what I mean.

>>55019231
Yeah, I'm him. It doesn't get any easier as time goes by, only more questions form in your head

But basically at my job they're trying to forcibly extend my contract and make me stay longer when I'm trying to figure out other stuff in my life and other jobs. Basically I'll know by April how everything will play out.

I've just got a lot of shit and no qt to distract me and care about

>>55018587
Just say you got drunk and are sorry

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>>55019491
None, met her on vk?

>>55020293
I know, man. It ain't easy. I dunno why I seem to feel better about mine. Might be because she's so genuine that I can't stay angry at her. It's unprecedented, I may actually have no qualms about staying just friends with her. But then again, yesterday I had a thought of something drilling her and it may be uncomfortable enough to freeze for a few moments. I'm not rushing recovery.

What I can suggest for yours is to line up things in your future. This shit is a defeat and you will feel it for a while, but you'll experience it tenfold worse if you have nothing else to look forward to. This work shit is stifling that. Can you find new work, use your skills and qualifications to move to a better position? Can you do anything to safeguard yourself from getting stuck in a renewed contact you can't easily weasel out of?

Talk to more qts but be aware you don't rebound. Keep things casual, lighthearted and fun. I'll be going out soon but I'll be back in a few hours so I'll keep a lookout.

>>55020769
>Something
I meant someone.

I guess it helps I borderline don't find her body attractive. She's got a bit too much belly chub and junk in the trunk for me to usually say is desirable but affection gives you a lot of leeway.

>>55020764
that's it i'm creating a vk account
also what's the most popular instant messaging app in ussr?

>>55021154
whatsapp or viber.

>>55021597
Top bants

>>55021597
Just told her to stop responding to the Dutch guy. :^)

>>55022171
:^)

>>55022171
Why are Shitalians such white knight faggots?

>talking to some girl who's pretty good and I think likes me
>ask her to go to whatsapp or skype
>she'd rather stay on IP
>drop her ass

Good riddance

http://cnnmon.ie/1Pusprv

The Facebook title of this article was: "'Fight for 15' protesters at Republican debate: 'We can't afford essentials." :^)

>>55023625
I don't need anyone to fight for me. I'll be alright

>>55023625
Fight for FIFTEEN GUYS

>>55022610
every muslim asks for whatsapp/facebook/vk right after asking my name and how i am

>when you see a super cute girl that you really want to talk to and click on her profile and see that Clayton faggot all over her wall and picture comments

First of all, really beta, Clayton. Writing on walls? Really?
Second, oh well. I can't compete his his looks so I'm not even going to bother writing her

>>55025580
M O S C O W
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did they just add ssl encryption? none of the botnet tools work any more

>>55022394
>Shitalians
>white knight
Helloooooooooo /b/ :^)

I fucking clogged the toilet again! It's not even my toilet, it's my housemate's. I used his because I was out of doodoo paper

>>55027666
Devilish

>>55027666
LOO IN THE POO

>>55027666

>American plumbing

>>55027869
The guy's probably a fat fuck and took a massive shit that clogged it.

>>55027666
>tfw never clogged a toilet

>>55029032
I do basically every time I shit

And I'm a 6'3" skinny fat guy, but my pollution are huge somehow

>>55029032
Neither did I wtf, I don't even have this tool to do it

>>55029194
Maybe it's American engineering. It's gotta be shit if even Poortugal never had to clog his toilet tb h

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>>55029990
he probably uses pic on left

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Valentine's day has already reached Rassia. My qt is opening her gift, she loves it :3

>>55003040
>marrying the weirdest person you ever met
Hmm whose fault is that I wonder

/Gretukas97
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>>55007680
>they don't treat us like sexual objects how horrible
Thanks for confirming the pic, cuck.
>i bet after she's returned to the US
Uh sorry, where did it say that any of those girls were from the US?

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>>55030258
é bem colega

>>55030126
There are two kinds of people in the world....

>>55030126
I've never met a single person that scrunches

>>55031494
how would you know?

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