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too lazy to do a proper edition -edition

obligatory English (God save the Queen!)

A primary school headteacher has urged parents not to let their children urinate in the playground.
Writing in a newsletter, Kay Church, who runs Hannah More Infant School in Nailsea, Somerset, said a small number of pupils had been urinating with the consent of their parents.
“Sadly, it has been brought to my attention that at the end of the school day a small number of pupils are allowed by parents to urinate in the school playground.
”Clearly this is totally unacceptable behaviour particularly as all pupils and families know where the toilets are in school.“
”This type of behaviour is not at all representative of the school. Our ethos is growing and learning together, aspiring to excellence. We all work hard together to make both schools a brilliant place to be.“
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>>54973455
>We all work hard together to make both schools a brilliant place to be.

more like a brilliant place to pee, amirite??

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WfweskGFO2
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>>54974597
>brilliant
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cjeicuaJ91
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>>54973455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15pmVDvnn8j
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Db4e3d1k8o
Requesting a joke in Finnish and then the English translation
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>>54974730

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O61UQR2msH
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>>54975021

Pretty much flawless. You've got a nice way of talking, it's very calming to listen to.
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>>54975021
Mikä on isoin lantti?
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Islanti.
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>>54975260
T-Thank you senpai, I like yours too. No homo.

>>54975016
Are you actually french or just on holiday?
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>>54975194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRQoyL5yCm
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>>54975307
I want you to say it, baka
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>>54975021
>>54975316
Can you post some German ?
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Please say the following in your language: "The dimension of the sum of two subspaces is equal to the sum of their dimensions minus the dimension of their intersection."
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>>54975021
Suomalainen ja venäläinen meni saunaan
Venäläinen kuoli
:DDDDDDD
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>>54975362
Sure I can, what do you want me to say Polan?
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>>54975444
>>54975360
That's not how this thread works, Heinrich.
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>>54975444 (nette Dreilinge)
I meant some German to read tbqh
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>>54975516
>>54975545
o-oh sorry
(es heißt dreier)

In einem kühlen Grunde
Da geht ein Mühlenrad
Mein’ Liebste ist verschwunden,
Die dort gewohnet hat.

Sie hat mir Treu versprochen,
Gab mir ein’n Ring dabei,
Sie hat die Treu’ gebrochen,
Mein Ringlein sprang entzwei.

Ich möcht’ als Spielmann reisen
Weit in die Welt hinaus,
Und singen meine Weisen,
Und geh’n von Haus zu Haus.

Ich möcht’ als Reiter fliegen
Wohl in die blut’ge Schlacht,
Um stille Feuer liegen
Im Feld bei dunkler Nacht.

Hör’ ich das Mühlrad gehen:
Ich weiß nicht, was ich will —
Ich möcht’ am liebsten sterben,
Da wär’s auf einmal still!
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>>54975316
actually french but primarily grew up in the US

>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06KTweVVt8w
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>>54975711
Was pretty terrible. Give me some french to fail at pls.
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>>54975377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1myJmG152zv
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzDZeJjE0U
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q4W1dHtyqM

failed to spell even the correct letters
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>>54976010
GIB ITALIAN
I GIB YOU BEST FINN ITALIAN
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>>54975816
Here's a poem that pretty much every french child has to learn for school

Maître Corbeau, sur un arbre perché,
Tenait en son bec un fromage.
Maître Renard, par l'odeur alléché,
Lui tint à peu près ce langage :
"Hé ! bonjour, Monsieur du Corbeau.
Que vous êtes joli ! que vous me semblez beau !
Sans mentir, si votre ramage
Se rapporte à votre plumage,
Vous êtes le Phénix des hôtes de ces bois."
A ces mots le Corbeau ne se sent pas de joie ;
Et pour montrer sa belle voix,
Il ouvre un large bec, laisse tomber sa proie.
Le Renard s'en saisit, et dit : "Mon bon Monsieur,
Apprenez que tout flatteur
Vit aux dépens de celui qui l'écoute :
Cette leçon vaut bien un fromage, sans doute. "
Le Corbeau, honteux et confus,
Jura, mais un peu tard, qu'on ne l'y prendrait plus.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16h2LD3SAfW
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>>54975980
That was fucking good, I am surprised.

>>54976010
That was okay, some words were godawful though. Gib some italian.
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>>54976134
Sorry for butchering your language mate, even after listening to yours this is the best I could do, I'm ashamed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HN5d0kOhbR
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>>54976090
>>54976146

This is "Pianto antico", By Giosuè Carducci

L'albero a cui tendevi
La pargoletta mano,
Il verde melograno
Da' bei vermigli fiori
Nel muto orto solingo
Rinverdì tutto or ora,
E giugno lo ristora
Di luce e di calor.
Tu fior de la mia pianta
Percossa e inaridita,
Tu de l'inutil vita
Estremo unico fior,
Sei ne la terra fredda,
Sei ne la terra negra;
Né il sol piú ti rallegra
Né ti risveglia amor.
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V9U0xsC5Uu
Sorry for butchering your language, litterally no idea what I was doing.
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>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03QGtykPHho
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>>54975617

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hGKbenU8Jp
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>>54976134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGJcpjEXR0
I don't really know much about french pronounciation but tried to stick to cliché. Also sorry about the weird pauses, I was trying to figure out the words.

>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IIvPFD64NS

I don't speak italian but i'm kind of cheating since am argie
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>>54976401
Hey, it wasn't all that great but I'm sure it's better than my pathetic attempt at german

>>54975377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZiaylJhBbq

>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iCjafMRUqD
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SxIzpQz2hu
Fukken guttural r's give me a headache.

>>54976134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1atY9KrP43E
:^)

>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fiD2AfME5F
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>>54975377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wygL9WXEBa
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>>54976705
Wasn't too bad desu. You pronunce the ch like you did in the fourth verse, first word.

>>54976816
>>54977019
That's pretty good, are you learning german or something?

>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xiTMaCJq4h
Better than my attempt at french probably, but I'm guessing still horrible

>>54976962
We were probably equally as bad
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>>54977081
I "studied" it at high school and I do around 1 German vocaroo a year.
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>>54977173
I would ask for something slovakian but I wouldn't even know how to begin pronouncing your moonrunes lad
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>>54977224
>I wouldn't even know how to begin pronouncing your moonrunes
You're in luck.

Desiatky tisíc ľudí sa v pobaltskej republike Litva ocitli v piatok v dôsledku intenzívneho sneženia a mrznúceho dažďa bez elektrickej energie.
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>>54977336
Well fuck. Give me a few minutes
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RFEhw1rGOl
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>>54977081
>That's pretty good, are you learning german or something?

If learning German is reading a phrase book from Lidl and pissing of Germans with my terrible grammar then yes :DDD. Thanks for the r8
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>>54977611
I don't hate you but if you post anime maybe I will.
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>>54977709

off*
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>>54977611

> American hate threads

No matter how fucked up your country is I still love you buggers. Although I can h8 you for posting anime
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>>54977843
hahaha you love fat mexicans with speech impediments?
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>>54977336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s175cS4zE1a9
10 is perfect, 1 is atrocious.
Rate my slavic.

>>54977709
>If learning German is reading a phrase book from Lidl and pissing of Germans with my terrible grammar
More than the refugees are doing tbf
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E MENTRE IL MONDO CADE A PEZZI
IO PRENDO IN CULO TANTI CAZZI....

say this
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>>54978031
How do you say italian zz? Like ts or zzz
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>>54976676

>>54976798
quite good, even the cadenza is not bad. I guess "gl" and double consonants aren't easy.

>>54976947
holy fuck, top kek

>>54976962
not bad at all, although some words were slurred you were completely understandable.

>>54977019
8/10, nice one

>>54977081
spelling is almost ok but you sound like a cancer patient.
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>>54978081
ts
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>>54977991

I love Mongols too, and what?
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>>54976947
wasn't that bad desu. Could have been a lot worse
Believe it or not, sticking to cliché sounds probably helped a lot at that

>>54977019
Wasn't that bad either, shame you only recorded a small bit though

>>54977081
I decided to give it another go, this is after listening to the others and doing it over multiple times, as opposed to my first attempt which was my very first try at it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KGCP7Pty9i
Any better or still just as bad?
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>>54978006
I'd say 6.5. You got some of the palatalization right, but h needs to stand out more and mrznúceho was raped pretty bad.
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Did a few songs of Wardruna but my mic basically exploded due to the volume (and possibly my neighbours' heads as well). So have this instead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CW3DT7vhTT
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>>54978088
>you sound like a cancer patient.
made me kek

>>54978103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01A3VBLbXDh
Cazzi means dicks doesn't it?

>>54978161
wew that's about 5 more than I expected. How do you deal with so many consonants after eachother? pls post how you say mrznuceho.

>>54978157
>Any better or still just as bad?
It was a lot better actually. Did you speak angrily on purpose or is German really such a violent language?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PX1FHLYJtf
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Are there any Icelanders here? I wouldn't mind trying Krummavísur
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OrPMpnTgaz the rasping in this song is fucking hard to imitate
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>>54978313

>Wardruna

Great fucking choice, Ano
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For delight of germanbros
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ozmn8E2sui
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>>54978313
Your mic exploded due to your neighbors' heads?

>>54978366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fx3ceY5s5O
No idea, it just werks :^).
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>>54975617

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wimQyZOOVN
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>>54978624
>ano
y u keep doing dis 2 me nig

>>54978687
yes
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s136rV9p4Aaz
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>>54978687
Do you all speak that fast? I couldn't even read along fuck.

>>54978693
Not bad amerifriend.

>>54978681
I fucking love Die Zauberflöte, great choice and besides the ch it was p great, going to save this honestly.
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Boker in on lads :DDDDDDDD
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>>54975617

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e5o4f6E3Hi
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>>54973455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iw0f0711bi
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>>54979212
What accent is this? Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXbtkOEwGw
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>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P6fEr4vwbJ
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>>54978366
>Did you speak angrily on purpose
I didn't even try to speak angrily, I just really tried to stress that R sound as well as most likely overpronounce everything so that it would sound clearer

I think what makes german sound harsher than other languages is because of the abundance of sort of abrupt sounds that constantly almost snarl out (especially that R sound, if you hold it and bring it down low you end up sounding like a dog trying to scare off something with it's snarl) and generally a big difference in vowel and consonant sounds, as opposed to say french where most sounds are rather similar and tend to flow into each other so it ends up coming out very smoothly. That same R sound is present in french as well, but it's much more subdued and doesn't nearly take a foothold like it does in german
English is sort of an in between, it still has a flow too it from similar sounds, but there's a bigger difference to them than french sounds

Also, not trying to say your language is bad by any means (or that french is any better, it's just the easiest language for me to compare it to), but just how I interpret the harsh german thing
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>>54979316
Sort of a rough working class london accent I think.

t. Brit who grew up in a upper class west london bubble
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>>54979358
Yeah that makes sense.
By the way, is it true that you adopted the word "Waldsterben" into french?

>>54979386
Cheers mate
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>>54978819

>y u keep doing dis 2 me nig

Awh shiet niguh, It was just a bitta banter
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUEHH9sibN

Fuck it's hard.
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>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19wv07N8dLA
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>>54978891
I do and I needed about 10 tries to record that because my articulation is shit.
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>>54979460
>Waldsterben
doesn't ring a bell so maybe not, but then again my french isn't the absolute best since like I said I spent the majority of my life in the US. If it is though, it might be one of those words that exists but no one uses (anymore)
Maybe the other French in the thread can answer that better than I can
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>>54978891
I don't really know how to pronounce ch honestly.
I've heard singers pronounce it like english ch as in Madchen but then like a hard english h as in ich.
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Rate my english senpai

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6ybr9HQy9
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plz r8
>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XgpWRtop9P
>>54973455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZaXZKlfa8
I can't pronounce pupils properly.
>>54978031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PyKrThg4dh
What does it mean?
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>>54979860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u24o4Npf0e
hope this helps
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Do your best shyouh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg
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>>54980768
we do the same shit
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>>54980439
Nice. Really useful, thank you.

Btw, is Mädchen properly pronounced at 1:40?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCRhnmNhNY
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>>54980951
Yes it is, ä doesn't count as a dark vowel so the ch is pronounced as in Milch, ich etc.
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please r8
>>54973455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hF5JPsX92G
I have no idea how to pronounce pupils Tbh
>>54975617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JP1yfaREUF
>>54976134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cAGZFevete
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>>54980768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWLv2JOoFa doesn't seem very hard so I'm probably doing it wrong.

>>54981041
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JP1yfaREUF
Not bad, but it doesn't make up for the 7:1 lad
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>>54980951
Post Spanish
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>>54981212
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>>54981309
Please say >>54975389, I'll try to repeat after I hear it

>>54981335
That man looks so nice ;_;
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>>54981375
When I get to my mic, unless Eero or """"not"""" ano beat me to it
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>>54981375
>That man looks so nice ;_
He died of cancer, which he got right after the 7:1, you fucking murderer ;-;
http://g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/noticia/2015/09/gaucho-da-copa-morre-aos-60-anos-vitima-de-cancer-em-porto-alegre.html
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>>54981309
La luna

Hay tanta soledad en ese oro.
La luna de las noches no es la luna
que vio el primer Adán. Los largos siglos
de la vigilia humana la han colmado
de antiguo llanto. Mírala. Es tu pija.

H is silent. J and G are pronounced as an english h
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>>54981459
Thanks mate

>>54981477
Oh my god I feel terrible now. I want to cry. Such a nice and happy old man. It's breaking my heart
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>>54981544
Rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aKv0i4Qnty
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>>54981544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eKJ2F00ZGj
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>>54981544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aB7Uw25x8Z
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>>54981544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBjsQ8dm3z
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>>54982150
please rate frenchbro
>>54981041
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cAGZFevete
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>>54982201
There are a few words that you pronounced exactly as would an arab immigrant in France, that's hilarious.

Overall it's pretty good, minus some vowels that sounded very brazilian.
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>>54981669
Understandable. The general pronunciation of vowels and consonants is quite good. I only got confused with your pronunciation of "primer" because you read the final "er" as in german, something like "prima". You have to pronounce expressly the e and r. Pija is piha instead of piia. I also kind of misled you with the letter G, it's an english h except when followed by consonant or the vowels o and u, if so, it's like a soft german g.

>>54981712
Really good. Remember to avoid rolling your tongue if you have to pronounce single r's, which are softer. You read oro as orro. Besides that, it's perfect.

>>54982150
Amazing. Perfectly understandable. I did not expect it to be that good coming from a french. There's just a little bit of an accent in some consonants.

>>54982035
Perfect pronunciation. Severe accent though.
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>>54982417
lel, thanks man
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I'm going to bed, it was a lot of fun with you.
Hope there will be another one tomorrow.
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>>54982618
>Severe accent though.
Fug :DD did I sound robotic?
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>>54980218
>I can't pronounce pupils properly.

Pupils sounded fine. The only thing was that you stressed some sentences oddly, such as "know where the toilets ARE in school" (I would've stressed on "know."

>>54981041

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yXOCBVcKa3
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>>54982664
>Hope there will be another one tomorrow.
Every week end, every week, every month.
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>>54982618
Thanks man. I haven't spoken spanish in ages.
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>>54982703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yXOCBVcKa3
Thanks m8. Sometimes i mix up the sound in words that are very similar in both English and Portuguese (pupils / pupilos)
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>>54982682
Not robotic but angry. It was pretty natural, but i would expect this tone from someone willing to destroy me and my family.
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>>54982664
Good night Germanbro, it was fun speaking each other's languages
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>>54982664

The ride never ends.

Guten Nacht und danke :DDDD
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R23bpp3mth
Can't remember the title or the author of this classical song. Plz helb.
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>>54983315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQIVWhKhwPA
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>>54983315
>>54983372
Sorry, lapsus on the symphony. Here's the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk
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>>54983315
r8 pls >>54979332
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RRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>54983419

Love you. Spent thirty minutes convinced it was Mendelsshon. Muah.
>>54983430
Excellent.
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>>54980218
>What does it mean?
"and while the world is falling to pieces i take many cocks in my ass"
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>>54981309
e dice que por las noches llora guitarras y clama por la complexión de su ser fragmentario, que clama por fagocitar al guitarrista en quien pende la forma final.
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>>54977336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgAOks9O2t
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>>54983651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OjYOYHJMrO
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>>54983651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VcsPETbwyr
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>>54983651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dlb3PKtjLG
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Nell'informatica, A* è un algoritmo di ricerca su grafi che individua un percorso da un dato nodo iniziale verso un dato nodo goal. Utilizza una stima euristica che classifica ogni nodo attraverso una stima della strada migliore che passa attraverso tale nodo. Visita il nodo in base a tale stima euristica. L'algoritmo A* è anche un esempio di ricerca best-first.
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>>54983840
Fragmentario was well said both times ;)
I forgot to write an S at first of the sentence :(
Its "Se dice que...."

You did very well, I love you

Can you speak:

Joaquin Dominguez usted es el ser mas monstruoso que he visto en toda la humarnidad. Por favor metemela y usame
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>>54982703
>The only thing was that you stressed some sentences oddly
oh, I never paid attention to how the sentences should be stressed and to how I do it myself. What's the logic behind how you guys stress the sentences? Thanks, anon
>>54983526
Nice. Did my pronunciation do justice to the phrase?
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>>54984185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0brosMZPVf1
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>>54984279
you got me at hijo de puta lmao
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>>54984189
what's up with people requesting kinky texts on these threads lately?
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>>54984189
kek.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hykuKnEc4b
>>
Try this one.

Jeg og mannen min har vært gift i mange år, og har to barn i tenårene. Barna våre har alltid vært krevende. Da vi fikk nummer to, ble den eldste fryktelig sjalu, noe som slet veldig på meg. Min mann og jeg fikk dessuten en veldig krise hvor vi nesten endte opp i skilsmisse. Konflikten handlet om at mannen min ikke fikk nok sex og folte at jeg ikke elsket ham. Mens jeg var utslitt og deprimert og folte at jeg hadde én unge i foten og en i puppen, og når mannen min kom hjem, skulle han også ha sitt. Jeg folte meg helt flat.
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>>54984185
> what is the * supposed to mean
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>>54984515
Pleb :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A*_search_algorithm
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>>54984133
>Can you speak:
>Joaquin Dominguez usted es el ser mas monstruoso que he visto en toda la humarnidad. Por favor metemela y usame
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>>54984189
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
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>>54983771
Can you speak:

Joaquin Dominguez usted es el ser mas monstruoso que he visto en toda la humarnidad. Por favor metemela y usame
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>>54984571
But how should i say it in italian
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>>54984515
It is pronounced [eJ stɑːr] in English
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>>54984641
A-starr-a
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>>54984641
Also it has no reasonable translation in italian, it is just A star.
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>>54984652
Well i thought italians had translated this.

>>54984685
kek
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>>54984633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M3B72Ahpza
>>54984491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s042PmwEvlSo
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>>54984405
Please :( It's for my brotherrrrrr
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>>54984821
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s042PmwEvlSo
nice one
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>>54984577
>>54984838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03VIKTJp4LB
can you r8? >>54984133
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>>54984633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FqjLljgmvK
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>>54984821
The h in "hjem" is silent but otherwise really good.
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>>54984189
I've no words to describe how twisted this text is
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>>54984886
>>54984943
Thanks guys. I haven't tried to speak Norwegian in ages
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>>54984491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quaxRcbh4j
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>>54984278
>What's the logic behind how you guys stress the sentences?

I have no idea. It's just one of those things that feels natural to me but I can't explain why.
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>>54984278
It's probably the same as in Portuguese
Just follow your heart <3
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>>54985473
let me explain your language to you
you put the weight on the important words, and can actually change the meaning of the sentence by doing that

are you SURE?
are YOU sure?
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>>54985405
Very good
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>>54985580

all this talk of emphasis...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNBunz_oyQ
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>>54976676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PLfVejF1wP
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>>54984491

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxR4xIVNlh

I destroyed this, sorry lads It's been a very long time
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>>54985920
Eh, you did alright. Blow your nose.
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>>54986016
> Blow your nose.

Apologies, thanks for the r8
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Anybody drinking 2 nite?
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PAGING PIERRE
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>>54988800
>>54986527
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>54981544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KdVtLU17qN
HILO PLS R8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U16xf9gwR8
CALLING ALL NORGE.

Sorry for both they're really rough.
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Bumo
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>>54988800
oui?
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english and guitar practice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXcWP0GuZt
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>>54991825

oi mayne, how you been?
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>>54992066
Can't actually detect an accent when you're singing, I'd be surprised if you weren't an American or anglo.
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>>54992215
holy shit, really? well that's about the nicest thing i've heard all day :D

>>54992184
bonsoir ! i'm great
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>>54992247
j'aime le france
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>>54992765
la* france

moi aussi, mon frère
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s113F5dPc5NG god bless
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>>54993710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s113F5dPc5NG

a voice only a fennoswede could have
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