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What the fuck is wrong with the American job application system?
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>>54966619
Did you though?
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>>54966683

Probably knew was Khan'd
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If you answered yes to both, would that make you more or less likely to get the job?
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>>54966619
is this real?
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>>54966899
you clearly never answered the visa form, they literally ask you if you want to go to the US to perform terrorist activities
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>>54966619

It's clever, this way they bring in people who are damaged and with daddy issues, Walmart becomes their new daddy and orphan kid does everything it can to please daddy.

HR 101
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>>54966948
Can't find such a form. Can you link/upload one?
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>>54966948
It also asks you if you're a nazi or communist like if it was 1955.
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>>54967035
Oy vey :^)
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>>54966948

I loved filling in that form

>ARE YOU TEORRAST
>DO U HATE OUR FREEDOMS
>DO U HAV AIDS
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>>54966948
It's so they can charge you with even more stuff if you do.
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>>54967050
http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/non_aviation/read.main/1120476/

My favorite is: "Have you ever participated in persecutions of the Nazi government of Germany, or have you ever participated in genocide?"
Well Hans? Have you?
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>>54966948
And some people thought they were joking. So they fucked up the form.
Nope, they were super serious. KLM should have warned everybody how retarded Americans are, and that it not all a meme.
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>>54967207

>trying to joke and be ironic with ANY border security
>americans are the stupid ones

europeans are so fucking coddled I swear.
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>>54967201
N- no, Bruce.
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>>54967103
It's literally this. Fucking hilarious.
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>>54967201
that one didn't come up for me, the terrorist one did, also if i am being prosecuted for terrorist or political acts in my country
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>>54967201
>Have you attended a U.S. public elementary school on student (F) status or a public secondary school after November 30, 1996 without reimbursing the school?
Devilish
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>>54967299
>"Are you a terrorist?"
>"oh yeah let me in i have to blow myself tomorrow at 1pm"
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>>54967207
Homeland Security take their job seriously.

When they ask you, "Have you ever committed a terrorist act" and you say "LOL YEAH SURE" it's going to go downhill very quickly.
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>>54967299
That's what you get for not living in a war zone. Do you have aids?


Come on.
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>>54967377
>not leaving a tip for your teacher, principal, and all the students.
Do you even education?
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>>54967299
Taking border security seriously is one thing. Literally asking if someone is of nadsi is something else completely.
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>>54967394
Wow Americans are big boys :)
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>>54967436
You must be a Nazi. Can you please come with us for the anal inspection?
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>>54967505
Joking with border security isn't just infantile; it's stupid, and someone who gets their ass canned because they thought they'd be cute on the form deserves to have their ass canned.
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How long till they start asking if you ever used 4chan or other anonymous message exchange forums?

*Yes
-> Have you ever been a member in a discussion in the /pol/ (Politically Incorrect) forum?
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>>54967394
What retard would say they're a traitorist to Border Security?
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>"SIR R U A FRIGGING TERRERIS' ?"
>"Huh no"
>"HE'S GOT A TROLLEY OMG ITS GONNA BLOW"
>"SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM"
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>MFW remembering that retarded Argentinian that sent money to ISIS and then cried about never being able to travel to america
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>>54967579
N-no. Can i go now?
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>>54967572
Wow don't mess with big American boys :)
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>>54967601
The question, so far as I'm aware, isn't "have you ever committed a terrorist act in the US", but "have you ever committed a terrorist act", ie anywhere. Could be wrong though.

Even if not, by saying that you haven't, you lose one more argument sitting in front of a judge. "They never asked me if I was a terrorist", etc. By saying "no, I'm not", and then it turns out, yes you were, you incriminate yourself.
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>>54967538
>anal inspection
That happens more often than you imagine
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>>54967724
Wow Americans are really smart :)
Big boys know how to protect their freedom :)
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>>54967724
>implying anyone charged with terrorism ever gets to stand before a judge

[email protected] senpai anyone who is getting vanned for that shit ends up in Guantanamo
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I don't even know why Walmart has interview questions. It's pretty much impossible to not get hired there if you apply
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>>54967724
So it's just common law retardation
Got it
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>>54966948

They ask a fuckload more than that. They seriously asked in the form if you have performed involuntary invasive surgery on anyone, amongst other crazy questions.
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>>54967724
Then how the fuck are you supposed to answer? Saying 'never have I ever been affiliated in any way, shape, or form with any sort or terrorist organisation or anything that could resemble terrorism.'?
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>>54967746
Also on national flights? That you want to know who enters the country is something i understand. But they do this with American citizens?
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>>54967852
Well, have you committed any terrorist act?
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>>54967773
I wish.
>>54967852
You say, "no".

Happens on occasion. There was some woman a couple years ago who was convicted on acts of terrorism in a foreign country, came here, and when asked, said she'd never been involved in any terrorist activity.
Had she said "yes", she'd have merely been denied entry. Because she said "no", it became a matter of criminal law, and she was deported.
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>>54967951
Would still being independent from the USA count as a terrorist act? :^)
>>54967980
Oh, that makes sense, it was just worded weirdly and I got confused.
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>>54967980
Wow now that was very smart of the big american boys :)
But really stupid of the woman ;)
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>>54968050
Have you committed any terrorist acts? Please answer yes or no.
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americans are way2clever
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>>54968106
He is not answering. Shoot him.
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>>54968106
'no'
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>>54968156
Please wait right here, I just need to speak with my supervisor.
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>>54968156
Important to note that even had you said "yes", it wouldn't have necessarily prevented you from entering. Would depend on nature of crime, when were etc.
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>>54968248
I wonder how they would react to IRA members trying to come in
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>>54966948
TOPKEK
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>>54968248
Wow that's really smart and thought trough by smart Americans :)
American border security is really good and big boys like Americans know how to handle it :)
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>>54968552
Better than having no border security and letting in 1.1 million muslims :)
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>>54968604
>Eastern European banter
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>>54968295
does this guy still make videos
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>>54968604
lel
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>>54969480
Only when someone gives him large amounts of money to do so
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>>54970027
i found the whole star wars thing tiresome
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>>54970088
true..
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