Who else here /cuckcountry/? >invaded in prehistory by persians

Life is shit.

>>54963799
>still a colony

>>54963840
Oh hello Polan. The mere existence of your country after all this rape gives me hope for mine.

>>54963799
>arabs
>resistance

you need usa for fucking each other.
by the way misr is "leader" of arab world right?

>>54963799
Us, by reputation.

However most of our population is Anglo, so we're more a branch of the empire which cucked half the world than a pawn of it.
French are cucks tho.

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Literally japan.

>>54963799
egypt will be a superpower give it 10 more years

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>>54963888
>still a colony
>but not part of Spain

>>54965173
Supposedly, yes. Egypt used to fuck with the rest of the Arab world without American help in the past though [spoiler]we used USSR help back then.[/spoiler]
>>54970534
>implying that even mainland spain wants to be part of spain

>>54971168
meme independentist are just memes
nobody is leaving

>>54970093
me on the right

come over and we'll treat you good(as a concierge)

>>54971346
Remove España... jk Spanish blood best blood fuck these incan cucks amirite

>>54963799
forgot to mention various europeans like the romans and the british desu

>>54963799
Sorry I am late. I was held up at the train station (literally)

>>54974285
We did resist the British a lot, it wouldn't be properly memeful if I included them in the list
>>54972471
Oh man, is that the stereotypical Egyptian job in Jordan? I lived in Qatar and there we were known for being shitty teachers (and everything else tbqh, there wasn't a job title I hadn't seen an Egyptian doing in Qatar)

>>54974759
What's up with that?

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>>54963799
your waifu a slut

>>54963799
Us tbqh

>get invaded by afghans
>get invaded my mughals
>get invaded by Brits.

1000 year of cuckoldry fampai.

At least your country was in Call of Duty Black Ops 3

>>54974894
It's okay anon, [insert "UK being filled with subcontinentals" meme reference here]
Weren't Mughals indigenous Indians though?

>>54975010
>Weren't Mughals indigenous Indians though?
The earlier ones were totally non Indian, but later ones were mixed, there were a couple of nice mughals like Akbar but some were absolute cunts like Aurangzeb.

>>54974770
When did Egypt revolt against the British backed puppet rulers

>>54970093
wtf I hate USA now

you should let the jews go...and not wait...now you are cursed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk

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>>54974820
Your brown brethren decided to have a field day with our women on new year's eve. And not only then, thousands of "refugees" are molesting their way through Cuckmany since 2015 and our government is like: "Meh".

Don't tell me you haven't heard this.

>>54975629

We should send all of our Mexican and Central American trash over to you.

>>54963799
this sounds like kurds too though they never ever ruled themselves.

>>54963799
Misrbro. We have a food word that matches what we call the country of Turkey and the Turks have a food word that matches what they call your country. Do you lot have something simmilar with somebody else? Like do you call Yemen tuna or something like that?

>>54976057

comparing egyptians to k*rds in any part of history or in any topic is disgusting.

>>54976174
well yeah you are right i guess. egyptians were pretty based back in ancient ages and maybe also during the crusades era, *cough* salahaddin *cough*.

>>54976057
They kinda did Ayyubids were a short lives somewhat kurdish sultanate ( with no kurdish population but 1/10 kurdish origin in the rulers )

>>54963799

You forgot about the mamaluks

>>54976271
but they never acknowledged themselves as kurds but instead sunnis as far as i know.

>From Alsace
>Annexed times and times again by Romans, Franks and Germans

At least we kept all the good bits from everyone I guess.
And we're worth fighting for..?

>>54963799

Ayyy, my dad left Egypt and came here. Why not do the same?

Before someone says Sweden

>literally never conquered

>>54963799
The fuck? Your nation of older than Europe.

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>>54963799
>invaded by various subtypes of turks

Are you fucking serious We brought you civilization

You should've stayed with Turkey

>>54976374

>Trade

>Pay for the defense of Europe
>Europe just gets rich and our debt balloons

>>54976961

>not knowing the difference between Iraq and Egypt

>>54976523
Of course, paying to be replaced by Moslems isn't exactly being conquered.

>>54976111
We call turkey (the bird) and a certain kind of cheese (I don't know its name in English) "Rúmi", which means Roman or Byzantine. I can't think of anything else though

>>54976554
If you had come in modern times I would agree with you, but our conquerors were the steppe hordes that were the ancestors of modern Central Asian shitholes.
Even Egypt is better desu

>>54976458
I'll probably come the first chance I get desu

>>54975357
1919, and it failed, but then they left us on their own a few years later

>>54963799
We are the cuckold pioneers

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>>54977048
>>54976523
Well, Swedish women are being conquered.

>>54977792

Personally I'm trying to get to Europe, but America's probably a step up from Egypt. He went to Italy first, then to America, I'll tell you that much. Got an accounting degree (because he was too lazy to pass the tests to become an engineer, according to him), and wound up working in and later owning a pizzeria. Now he runs a taxi service, working 80+ hours a week even while he's dying of a rare form of cancer.

Come get the """American Dream,"""" Naguib.

>>54977792
>"Rúmi", which means Roman or Byzantine.
Lol.

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N E V E R

C O N Q U E R E D

>>54968157
Pierre Trudeau literally singlehandedly started multiculturalism.

Truly the most progressive Country on the planet.

>lose every war in 400 years
>the only reason catalonians haven't already left is they are even cucker

Se siente mal mis familias

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>>54963799
>invaded in prehistory by persians
Who defeated you magnificently by using your love of cats against you.

>>54963888
Still surprised you aren't a state yet.

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Well, when it comes to Portugal i don't know if people are cucks because they are afraid to fight back or because they just don't give a fuck... Portugal has been so cucked in the past (and even today by EU) that i lost all respect for my country and its culture.

>>54978231
This is what it feels to be Arab, except we've been losing absolutely everything not just wars.

>>54978497
Salman gonna change that, he helped found Al-Qaeda. This is our century I can feel it

>>54977792

>Even Egypt is better than Turkey

Simply, objectively, factually no. Please don't even try.

>>54978691
I think he was talking about the former Soviet Republics

>>54978691
Turkestan is not Turkey you illiterate fuck
>>54978619
Nice bait.

>>54963799
I feel like the US cucks itself with its own need to see itself as the "good guys".

If the US thought about foreign policy the way the Russians did the world would be a much more peaceful place.

>>54978619

>implying that's true
Middle East is like Germany after WWI, except there's no cataclysmic WWII to force the Arabs out of it. Too many foreign interests at work to let things work themselves out.

Basically, we're living in the beginning of a cyberpunk hell-earth, where most countries are shit outside of gated communities that the poor clamor at the gates to get into, without any of the cool tech to

>>54978865
>Without the cool tech
He says on the eve of virtual reality and self driving cars.

>>54978865
I'm gonna disagree and say that it's Saudi who will be the next Iraq but with religion to unify instead of that shitty Ba'athi mistake

>>54978962

We don't have them yet, champ.

>>54978995

>implying Iraq invented Pan-Arabism

That was Egypt, actually.

>>54963888
Why don't you fuckers just vote to become a state already? It's been the better part of a century since we last added one.

>>54979064
>implying Nasser accomplished half the shit of Saddam
Saddam is the face of Ba'athi even Nasser is the creator

LOL is better

>>54979182

>what is the United Arab Republic
>what is invasion of Yemen
>what is wave of free officer revolutions across the Middle East

>>54963799
Glad we fucked the Dutch in the ass

>>54979275
>what is a failed state
>what is Egypts quagmire ultimately causing that disastrous defeat in Isreal
>what is a wave of corruption and lack of proper soldier education
Come on now Misri you ain't trying

>>54979349

I'm not saying it worked. I'm saying Abdul-Nasser tried, much more than Saddam.

>>54979415
Saddam rebuilt Iraq twice, Nasser didn't even do that. I'm not saying Nasser is bad but the mantle belongs much more to Saddam in honor of his achievements

>>54979565

Right, his great achievements like a copy of the Qu'ran written in blood and ethnic cleansing.

>>54979638
Gee how many times was Egypt flattened? And whose education system was recognized as higher than some western European countries?

>>54978137
>says the country most cucked by arabs in current year

>>54981291
t. shah abdullah mohamidi XXXXXXXII of pakistan

>>54981455
t. illiterate somali rapist

>>54978097
I think the Ottomans called themselves the Sultanate of Rum (Rome) for a while.

>>54963799
Put wards faggot, we are getting ganked all the time

>>54963799
>all these empires died
>Egypt still Egyptian
Seems to be working for you.