What is /int/ doing for Valentines Day?
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Alabama isn't an uncultured backwater where half the population are degenerated subhumans.
That's about as correct as Russian stereotypes.
People in the South have a very gentlemanly culture, it'd only be fitting they use poems to serenade their lady or family.
luckily this year's valentines day is on a sunday, so i can be forever alone alone. last year I went out clubbing with a girl who had friend zoned me a few years earlier and i literally pretended that i was her gay friend when she hit on a well built half african guy. they went home together, and next time i met her, she talked about how ripped he was.
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haha fucking Texas
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As expected from destitute states like Tennessee and West Virginia
>Lord Byron (poetry)
I uh... can't say anything bad about Alabama. Nice.
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Doing lab work. The enemies of mankind know no holiday! I'm a microbiologist at the CDC currently working on novovirus. My work has saturated my life and this is the first time in a month that I've gotten the chance to post on 4chan.
so caught up on sex while still not being able to even watch nudity on tv
could be worse, at least its not Utah
Once again my state manages to be lame as fuck
We're going to make some sarma and have slivovitz (he's half Serbian), play vidya and fall asleep to some Glen Miller. Last year we tried acid for the first time and tripped together, it was absolutely mind blowing.
>adam & even (not biblical)
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How come I've never hear of this before? Reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode.
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holy hell my state
Hopefully facetiming my gf who is thousands of miles away at med school, eating some cookies she gave me before she left a month ago, posting on /int/, watching the NBA all star game, getting drunk, jerk off to the nudes and sex tapes we've made and missing her dearly, we've been together every valentines day since 2012 and it's gonna be hard without being with her.
>girl invites me to her birthday kb
>her birthday is on VD
>haven't responded in 3 weeks because I'm that autistic.
>i too identify with this emotion
Dat Scottish ancestry
Seriously though, any poetry is 10/10 classy response.
I memorised a Burns poem for valentines day, even though my GF will have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.
I'm going to ask a girl out at her workplace. Hopefully things will go well