>tfw no rugged yet slightly sensitive slav bf who promises

thats a cool movie

they made a GTA IV movie?

>>54953247

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_Enemy_Lines_%282001_film%29

>>54953214
This guy is half-Italian.

>>54953311
What's the other half, Mongolian?

>>54953311
No he's not. He's 100% Russian

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>>54953416
Dunno his father ethnicity, but probably Russian mongrel.

>>54953468
>Vladimir Lvovich Mashkov was born on November, 27th, 1963 in the city of Tula. His father was an actor of a puppet theater, and his mother, Italian by birth
http://russia-ic.com/people/general/m/446

Stupid bogan.

cousin Niko.

>>54953651
You can also find that his mothers last name is nikiforova. VERY ITALIAN you dirty monkey

>>54953309
A great film in my opinion

>>54953780
Well, it's what happens when you marry a Russian and moves to the Soviet Union you know. Your surname becomes Russian too.

>>54953869
Well then her surname would be mashkova.

that guy was a terrible shot.

Try this movie guys
Highly recommended

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbKGQqwS7pk

>>54955066
added to my movie backlog

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>>54955196
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJVCMsEmcOc

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>>54955276
thanks for the link bratan, good think i know russian ))))

>>54955442
enjoy

Serbs make my panties wet for some reason.

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>>54953311
Italians are tanned Slavs.

Lach - a Pole in old yuro and levant dialects
vLACH - from proto-germanic, name for Italy and Italians, used only by Poles and Hungarians.

>>54955639
are you a grill?

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>>54955639
>some reason

The reason must be you haven't met them. Would you date this fine serbian gentleman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbrwJHv6GS4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>54953309

>None of the actors playing Serbians were actually Serbian; the producers said that they hired Croats as interns and instructors to instruct the actors in Serbian language, because they couldn't find any Serbs willing to work on the film, due to perceived anti-Serb sentiment shown in the film.

Is it propaganda or something?

Faggot.

>>54953214
>that he will always protect me


he'll more likely kick your shit in for good morning and whores your ass on the streets for income.

sweety.

>>54956622
nice double dubs bro

>>54956688
>and whores your ass on the streets for income.

That's more like an Arab or Albanian thing than Slav.

a Slav man is a broken man see the face the pic related makes? Do you think that was ''acting''? No that's how we look like on regular basis angered that we were robbed from the chance of living a good life in the West

we don't know love

only suffering

>>54953214

Are you a man or a woman? If man, then no. If woman, and not hamplanet, I am taking applications.

>>54958334
OP means Slav Slavs not fucking mongols

>>54955790
kek

>>54958334
What if he's a man-woman, you cis shitlord?

>>54955276
>no subtitle
:(

>>54958905
try to find subs but i don't think what they are

>>54958556
But he posted mongol. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Mashkov

>>54958556
the only slavs that look like the one in OP's pic are south slavs

poles look like russians

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this guy was an OG

>>54958612
>he's a man-woman
>he
>man-woman
Why he then?

>>54959013
Russians look like Poles. Since Poland is older than Russia.
The ones that weren't buttfucked by Tatars and Churkas of course.

>>54959045
>since poland is older than russia
source?

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>>54959013
The shape of his head looks more albanian than serbian tbqh.

t. Albanian head expert

>>54959078
lel seriously?

Poland: 950-966 baptism
Muscovy: 1200-something

>inb4 Kievan Rus
Ruthenians are Russians now?

>>54959090
top fucking kek

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>>54959090
>Albanian head expert

>>54959132
>Ruthenians are Russians now?
what are they? ukrainians?

>>54953214
It makes me happy that you don't have that. Please continue.

>>54959182
No, Ruthenians.

Just because Muscovian tsars claimed "Russia" name doesn't mean they were the same people.

>>54959132
>comparing a country to a city
>speculating history
You're sarmatian then. Go to Iran and start fucking sheeps.

>>54953214

I.. know this feel.

>>54959175
N-not nice, brother.

>>54959192
so where did ruthenians go? just disappear?

>>54959196
>You're sarmatian then
Nah, we're Przeworsk culture, Lengyel culture and whatever the fuck else was on this lands.
Sarmatians is just another fucking name.

Maybe if you actually cared about your cunt's history you would know about Great Tartaria and Massagetae.
>>54959207
Most of them were killed by Mongols, the rest subjugated by Muscovy after Mongols got rekt.

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>>54959192
>hohols are ruthenians

>>54959235
>hohols
Noooo, god no.
Belarusians are. Modern Ukrainians aren't even genetically connected with Ruthenians.

>>54959202
I've noticed a lot of Germanic girls fall for that rugged, bear mode people, Slavs especially, what is going on with that?

>>54959232
>Most of them were killed by Mongols
why? how did russians survive and ruthenians not?

>>54959255
I meant that it's retarded to compare Poles and Russians and just try to mix them together. HUR DUR CATHOLIC RUSSIAN, HUR DUR ORTHODOX POLLACK.

They're different and each has its own history predating official bullshit from history books.

>>54959274
That's because Russian isn't an ethnicity. But more like a concept.

Russians are a mix of different cultures and different people forming the country of Rus. Scandis, Goths, Ruthenians, Sarmatians, Scythians, Massagetae, Mongols, Tatars. etc etc.

>>54953214
>I promse I will always protect you
That's what I said to my wife in the morning today.

t.pole

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>>54959203
just bantz, brat, nothing personal

>>54959232
>Great Tartaria and Massagetae
First it was volga bulgars who had nothing to do with turks. Second, this term was used by only three sources, two of them have nothing to do with sicence as it was maps of some faggot none knows, and the existance of the third one isn't proved.
Third, the place you mean was locate from southern in southern siberia to kazan' and nothing to do with the Russian core (Zales'e) nor with the Kievan Rus (the term kievan rus was accepted in the 19th century, before it this state was not called kievan rus).
I know you're trolling, but try at least be creative in it.

Why do butthurt Slavs love making up history about each other and their neighbors?

>>54953214
Пpивeт

>>54953214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pidKTNCGbkk

>>54959357
>making up history
Read herodotus, Tacticus, Pilnius and tell me, was it really Slavs that made up their history? Or maybe someone tried to hide it?
>>54959348
Protip: Primary Chronicle.

>>54959357
>American talking about history

Wew, laf

>>54953705
Yes he was video game prototipe.

>>54959045
Tatars are muslim Russians 2bh.
Dangerous mix. :D

>>54953214
Just so you know, that movie is based on a true story. Serbs could shoot down a stealth jet but couldn't shoot a man.

That's why two Germans captured Belgrade in WW2 with only two soldiers on a foot and no guns.

>http://www.historynet.com/invasion-of-yugoslavia-waffen-ss-captain-fritz-klingenberg-and-the-capture-of-belgrade-during-world-war-ii.htm

Serbs are a laughing stock.

>>54959688
Croats literally showered nazis with flowers when they waltzed into their cunt. Can't make this shit up, lmao.

>>54959688
>>54959755
do not swear brothers Slavs

>>54959755
>nazis showered nazis with flowers
wow m8 so surprising kek

>>54959755
at least we didn't throw flowers to Turks like someone

>>54955276
>>54955276
Ohh god I am watching at 1:14 and why is everyone so fucking ugly at this movie, is that mandatory for Russian actors to look like that?
I never saw that many ugly people in one scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9W9Vwx7uHM
Some interview and scenes from serbian movie, we dont look a like at all, maybe I am deluded but we dont have that slav face like Russians and ex USSR.

>>54959755
>Croats literally showered nazis with flowers when they waltzed into their cunt.

dafaq should we do?

defend belgrade?

epic meme

>>54960260
You could have like, I don't know, not genocide your orthodox population and shit. Kek, how many Tesla's cousins were killed in NDH?

>>54960376
Our country is a lot more stable and homogenous as a result of that genocide and the migrations after oluja.

It sounds evil but I'm glad we don't have a lot of Serbs living here anymore.
I'd we had let Serbs have their state within a state we would be a shithole like Bosnia

>>54960376
>You could have like, I don't know, not genocide your orthodox population and shit

you could not terrorize us form 1919 till 1941

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GAYS out!

>>54960242
it's from 1989 and about prison and prisoners
they especially select actors
there is how russian actors looks now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLXwDnuHYT4

(Great movie btw, if you can recognize russian, highly recommended)

Kad god udjem na /int/ vidim onog retardiranog hrvata koji ne prestaje da smara.
Koj jebeni/pateticni i pasji zivot moras da imas. da budes ona zagorela neetara koja mrzi sve na svetu jer ga je keva rodila maloumnog i defektnog, nakaradnog debila pa ga niko ne jebe ceo zivot, kontam da nije imao ni jednog ortaka u zivotu. Kada vidi ribu na ulici kapiram da krene da muca kao degen i da bezi jer se plasi zena.
Procitao debilko nesto malo istorije, nesto malo cuo od roditelja dok su ga jos vodili u goste (kasnije ih je bilo sramota sina svog pa ga kriju u podrumu kada im neko dodje u kucu da ih ne bi blamirao) i saznao jos nesto malo istorije, onda je provalio 4chan (idealno mesto za morona poput njega) i poceo da prosipa pamet.
Naravno okurazio se pederko ovde pa je postao i edgy malo i eto tako on provodi, dane, godine i svoj zivot ovde copi/pastujuci jedna te ista sranja o njegovoj mrznji prema srbima.
Kada vidim tebe shvatim da sam prestrog prema sebi sine, mogao bih svaku svoju gresku u zivotu da nazovem "zezanjem" i da predjem preko toga kao da nista nije bilo.

>>54960815
Kad god udjem na /int/ vidim onog retardiranog srbina koji ne prestaje dosađivati.
Koj jebeni/pateticni i pasji zivot moras imati. da budes ona zagorela neetara koja mrzi sve na svetu jer ga je mater rodila maloumnog i defektnog, nakaradnog debila pa ga niko ne jebe cili zivot, kontam da nije imao ni jednog prijatelja u zivotu. Kada vidi ribu na ulici kapiram da krene da muca kao degen i bježi jer se plasi zena.
Procitao debilko nesto malo povijesti, nesto malo cuo od roditelja dok su ga jos vodili u goste (kasnije ih je bilo sramota sina svog pa ga kriju u podrumu kada im neko dodje u kucu da ih ne bi blamirao) i saznao jos nesto malo istorije, onda je provalio 4chan (idealno mesto za morona poput njega) i poceo prosipati pamet.
Naravno okurazio se pederko ovde pa je postao i edgy malo i eto tako on provodi, dane, godine i svoj zivot ovde copy/paste-ajući jedna te ista sranja o njegovoj mrznji prema hrvatima.
Kada vidim tebe shvatim da sam prestrog prema sebi sine, mogao bih svaku svoju gresku u zivotu da nazovem "zezanjem" i da predjem preko toga kao da nista nije bilo.

>>54953214
Five minutes after promising that he will always protect you, he'd sell you to an organ harvester for vodka and cigarettes.