An Australian on interpals had been talking to a Mongolian girl for almost a year. Finally decided to meet up. He even paid to fly her out to Melbourne. They hit it off. He takes her back to the apartment. Things get hot but then he finds out its a trap. Goes for it anyways. Trap mongolian ends up fucking him. Posts about it and how embarrassed he feels.
Internet in the USA is complete shit if you're out in a semi-rural or rural area.
I still wouldn't trade it to live with the cunts in the west just to get that fiber optic.
I had a problem with the railroads, making me unable to get cable without paying a sort of hefty sum just to get it to my house. DSL-wise I also had nothing, since there was simply no service where I lived.
It was either dial-up (which I had for a long while), satellite (which is shit), or a mobile 3G network stick with 12 GB a month on it.
The third option was the fastest and only had a ping of about ~200 on it for online gayming.
>TFW I started this meme using a Polish proxy
as expected of a Canadian
sad truth is that Aussies these days are on your level
t. your mother
>mfw it actually worked
The pro-Australian sperg poster has to be so pissed
the best city in australia is canberra, pic related
If I were to hypothetically visit your piece of garbage continent you call a country what city should I visit? Where can I find attractive and easy women that would let me stick it in their ass during a one night stand?
HOLY MOTHER OF POTATO
MY SITES JUST DEFIED GRAVITY
If you wanted to stick it in a guys ass during a one night stand, I would have said Melbourne.
But otherwise, Marble Bar in WA is a pretty good place to puck up easy sluts, it's notorious for it.
Where the fuck do you live you in USA where there's a data cap? You fascist pig.
I'm on mobile and have used 25gbs of data this month. I got unlimited data you butch ass motherfucker
WTF LADS WHERE IS THE BUTTON "APPEND TEXT TO THE IMAGE"??
I CANT DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT I DONT WHY I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK WITH THAT FUCKING GIMP U SHOVE UR GIMP IN UR ASS BITCH U FUCKING RUSSIAN PIECE OF SHIT AND UR LUINUX SUCKS AND FINLAND SUCKS AS WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAA