>Americans

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>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital and get treatment
>don't have $14,000 to pay bill
>hospital security shoots you because you can't pay the bill

That looks like a first nations Canadian.

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

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>be american
>too fat to go to school

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>kiwis
>look nothing like a bird
>country does not appear on any maps

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>>54945405

fuarking saved bru

>>54945405

turkey with the bantz

>uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZr4rI92i68

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>>54945307
>snubs a high five
>zooms off to what we presume is the snack bar

that's an anchor baby wetback bag of lard

not an american, you inbred bogan maori

>>54945893
>a mexican immigrant

thats the textbook definition of an american

>>54945375
hard to tell with no discernible facial features. Could be native, hispanic, asian, or some swarthy halfbreed.

>>54945405
my sides, australia officially BTFO

>>54945940
does not explain Bwahston, or Pennsylvania Pen.

>>54945405
>>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

Fucking kek

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>be american
>be forced to wear bulletproof blankets at school

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>>54946298
Is this really a thing now?

I didn't have to wear those back in elementary school.
That's sad.

>>54946298
I could probably still kill most of them at that range

>>54945405
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

I'm laughing too hard

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>>54945307
He is doing seiza

>>54946836
Yeah look at them they'd be fucking useless. They don't even have plates in them and they'd be getting shot from like 2 metres away

>>54945405
Top copypasta bants

Thanks for the chuckle m8

>>54946298
those look ineffective

we had to do a gun drill in my high school once after a bunch of school shootings in the USA and our own media got hysterical about it. Teacher locked the door and we had to hide from the windows. Walls were so thin a shooter could have just shot through it if they wanted to.

>>54947806
WTF i hate USA now

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>>54945405

>>54947884
Cheer up m8

>>54947806
>the agents responsible were quickly transferred to the ATF

>>54947955
lmao

>>54948306
I found that much funnier than I should have

>>54948306
Fucking savages, everyone knows you need to put them all in a sack and then throw the sack in the river not toss them in one by one out of a bucket

But then again is the same country which mutilates baby genitals

>>54948430
Last time I had to do it I used a .22 and fucked up on the last one. Got blood all over my face.

>>54946298
isn't that for tornado n shiet?

>>54949116
Waste of bullets desu

Shooting puppies isn't worth spooking the neighbours over

>Iowa
oh my god no
fucking no
fuck you you fat spiclet

>>54948306
What is this supposed to be? What is she doing?

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>>54949175
>spooking the neighbours
Everyone else just feeds them to the gators.

>>54949234
In places where you have no dog pound or animal services you have to take matters into your own hands. It's called being poor as fuck and living in the middle of no where.

>>54949255
Which makes sense

Chucking them in the river is less of a hassle than having all your neighbours ring up and ask what the gunshots were about

>>54949309
> ring up and ask what the gunshots were about
People fire guns off everyday out here. The neighbors have a board leaning up against a tree that they shoot at every day. My neighbor down the road fires a full sized cannon off every holiday. Hell I've been shooting on my land for years.

>>54948430
She's Bosnian

>>54945375
Looks like a fat Mexican kid.

>>54949476
>nigger rims
wot

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>>54945876
Wait THIS is what people are calling "hoverboards"? They clearly have wheels.

yanks are fucking retarded redditors

>>54946836
>IRA with the bantz

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>>54945405
Fucking KeK. Never seen this. New pasta/10

>>54945307
Yeah, that looks like freedom to me.

>>54945405
This is an old one. I remember the original thread.
Thanks, Poland.

>>54947806
The badge says Chile.

>>54949611
>>54949611
>>54949611
>>54949611

>>54949476
What are they doing?

>>54949725
I thought the same at first too but it has Texas' borders. Dunno what it actually says though

>>54945307
That's Iowa, South America

>>54949793
>>54949725
Texas = Chile confirmed

>>54949725
It says chief.

>>54945357
Actually. You don't have to pay if you don't have the means to
The people who can pays for you
That's why our healthcare is that expensive
It's not because of corporate greed.
It's because they're using the middle class to subsidize for the poor folk.

>>54945415
The nigglet has to keep his hands in his pockets, lest he steals the robot

>>54946298
Those things aren't meant to actually do anything
They're one, something for greedy fucks to sell to people because of fear mongers
And two, something for the schools to do to get soccer moms to stfu

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>>54945405
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping

>>54949151
If I were to guess, yes
I don't see how any drill would tell kids to go out into the hallway to take cover

>>54949893

The fact that this sort of shit even exists in schools is hilarious alone, m8

>>54949234
It's some slav chick throwing puppies in a river
iirc she got doxxed but I dunno if anything happened from that

>>54949962

>It's some slav chick throwing puppies in a river

So when they are doing something dodgy they are slav chicks but when they wave the flag they are Elizabeth Roberts, proud 1/100 slavic heritage!

>>54950076
Who the fuck is Elizabeth Roberts

>>54949919
They tell you to go out in the hallway during tornado drills because there's less chance of getting hit with flying glass. Also what those stupid padded things are probably for.

>>54949476
What is the purpose of this strange ritual?

>>54950131

The average american who claims to have:

Slavic heritage- Elizabeth Roberts/John Smith

German heritage- Mason Jameson/ Mary Jones

etce etc. Fucking jokers, the lot of you

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>>54945307
>he's not even standing up

>>54950366
Or that girl is literally a slav and you're sperging for no reason.

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>>54950366
>average american
Immigrant garbage is always the same, bragging about their half forgotten heritage. True Americans have been here for centuries and claim no one but our own.

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>its a post webms from countries that aren't the US and say they're from the US thread

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>>54950660
>America

>>54950857
>go to america
>get n*ged

>>54950366
She's slav as in she lives 5000 miles from America

>>54950857
God that show was such a joke

>>54951147
I liked it tbqh.

But yeah, I agree with you. It was a joke.

>>54950076
No, she's literally Slavic and lives in a Slavic country.

>>54948306

this is why I hate people from the ex-yugoslavian states

>>54951322
Because villagers of Bumfucknowhere drown puppies they don't want to take care of?

I O W A
O
W
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What happens if he fights against Nevada-tan?

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>>54945405
>all these people praising this pasta

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>>54945307
The future is now.

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>>54945405
australia is getting BTFO by everyone

>>54949559
don't fool yourself ping pong

You know he's asian

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>>54945405
I salute the Polish anon who made this pasta.

>>54945307
Why do some white people turn Chinese when they get fat?

>>54955382
this 2bh
turkey is getting all the (you)s for plagiarism

>>54945405
This pasta never gets old. My fucking sides

>>54949725
Chile is in South AMERICA. Chile is a renegade US state, like how Taiwan is a renegade Chinese province.