>be young American male >be named Hunter, Brandon, Mason

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>>54939319
>"Brother" is not a name

>>54939319
I wonder if vegans name their children Gatherer instead

>>54939319
Isn't Taylor a female name?

>>54939473
Yes.

>>54939473
It's both.

>>54939473
Taylor is female.
Tyler is male.

>Rustin

>be living in TN
>there was at least one guy in each of my classes named "Hunter"
AND GUESS WHAT
THEY HUNTED

>>54939491
>>54939557
Taylor is both, really.
I've seen plenty of Taylors and such.

>>54939319
>Brandon
Would never name my kid it but I'm pretty sure it's only used as a name. I've never heard of the occupation Brandon.

>>54939319
I had a kid named Forest and another named Wilder in my school.

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>>54939562
>Carter

>>54939319
>>54939562
>>54939604
>>54939732
What is wrong with these names?

Check out this for more babby names https://www.socialsecurity.gov/oact/babynames/state/

>>54939822
>What is wrong with these names?
They sound fucking retarded. That's pretty much the only reason I don't like them.

>>54939473
It's unisex

>>54939822
>Aiden
>Liam
>Jayden

who is responsible for this shit?

>Tyler
>Buddy
>Matt
>Bob
Typically American names are trash.

>>54939938
Also lastname

>>54939872
whats your name m8?
Mine is Antti

>>54939822
t. Jackson

>>54939822
I noticed that's there's probably going to be plenty of Liams, Masons, and Noahs soon, apparently it's been a popular baby name as of late.

>>54940026
Tyrone

>work in a hospital
>note baby names
Black mothers are still naming their kids the most retarded shit. I mean, I thought they'd be embarrassed, but nope, straight up naming your kid Lacondo in 20 fuckin 16.

>>54940026
Abdel Rahman

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>>54939319
>none of those are actual names

Your opinion.gif

>rust
>carter
>hunter
>cody
>jackson
>taylor
>tylor
>madison
>mason
>rust

If you're named this please put a plastic crossbow bolt you inevitably hunted with into each of them

I bet 95% of all kids named "Todd" get bullied.

>>54940234
My black Spanish teacher in high school named her DAUGHTER Mikhail. This is not a typo. I reread it.

>tfw named Devon
>because my parents loved that part of England

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>>54939822
>Ava
>Aaliyah
>Khloe
>Nevaeh
>Peyton
>Adalynn

>>54940295
>yfw you have a shit tier numale name

numale names
>devon
>todd
>flynn
>-den/-dan
>intentionally misspelled names

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>Trayson
>Grayson
>Asher
>Bentley
>fucking Amir

This countries teenaged single mothers are retarded. What are some patrish names?

>>54940354
>patrish
Hugh, Henry, Charles, CONRAD, all masculine names

>tfw my name is Abraham

sick and tired of people calling me Honest Abe!!

>>54940354
Bruno
Jack
Kirkland Chicken Tenders
Helmet

>>54940255
"Spencer" is a permanent beta curse on a child

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>worked at a call center for a while
>I thought black people naming their kids weird shit was a meme
>tfw when one of the first calls I got was from a black woman named Shaniqua

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>>54940313
>Peyton
>bad

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>>54940352
>Jayden

woooo lawdy

>>54940292
Is that pronounced "Mick-hail" or Michelle/Michael?

>>54940354
>posts a pleb

>>54940523
Mick 'ale

>Nacirema

>>54940481
Peyton is feminine and is bad even if it has had a long tradition of being a man's name.

>>54940523
An awkward proper pronunciation. Like Mikka-ael, but she said it so disjointedly.

>>54940227
based murrican
>>54940237
Sounds middle eastern or indian or something.
Not very murrican.

>>54940552
>implying I like St. Vinnie
I just like the picture man

Where does William rank on the name tier list?

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>live in the South
>half the kids have biblical names

>>54940354
Males:
Dominic
Marcus
Geoff

Females:
Caty
Ritter
Maybelle

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>>54940616
>Like Mikka-ael

>>54940633
im iraqi :^)

>>54940673
It's okay, just common.

>>54940523
its a russian name so yea something like that
though a in hail should be pronounced as in army..........but then again its aa black child so fuck knows how they pronounce it

>>54940698
Even American gothic-tier names like Jedediah, Ahab and Eliezer are better than these nu-names.

>>54940705
>Caty
>Marcus

I only knew one Marcus and he was a loud, annoying nig

>>54940705
What shit choices

>>54940790
I have to agree.
I'd be more comfortable around an Ezekiel than a D'mello.

My work involves seeing people's names all the times and I shit you not, this one guy was named Rambo Cheyenne.

I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll see that I'm not lying.

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>>54940705
>Marcus
appropriated by blacks

>Dominic
no and same as Marcus

>geoff
special snowflake spelling of decent name

>females
All shit and antiquated to the point of being tacky.

>>54940860
that's a fucking awesome name actually

>>54940736
>>54940595
I don't know, the way people spell kids names now I wouldn't have been surprised if it was pronounced "Michelle"

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>>54940860
>tfw your name is not RAMBO

>nobody is named/called jack or hugh anymore

>>54940698
>some of the biblical names are awkward names like Azariah, Hananiah, or Ishmael

It's way too Jewish. I'm tired of fundie Christians sucking Jewish dick and not understanding the distinguished between the two religions.

>>54940974
>people actually name their son "dick"
Shows how much they love them.

What do you think of the names:
>Finnian
>Fergus

>you will never have a slightly feminine but endearing slavic male name like misha or nickolai

>>54940860
>kids named Walker Texas Ranger

>>54941074
Sounds like something my mother would've named me if I were born any later.

>>54941074
>kids unironically named walker

Cody, Hunter, Walker, all suburban cowboy retard names. Stay away from these people.

>>54940974
Yeah, whatever happened to your Guys, your Henries and your Harolds?

>>54941024
They name them Richard and the nickname is Dick.
I'd give my son the name Dick, no homo.

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>tfw based Germanic name

>>54939319
Americans have surnames as first names. All those are surnames.

>>54941026
Fergus would be p cool before Ferguson

>>54941026
>sounds like a poor paddy
>sounds like a poor Anglo

Poorfag tier names.

>>54941151
t. Brit
They're mostly used as given names where I live.
I've only ever seen Mason and Taylor used as surnames.

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>tfw my name is a generic spanish sounding name with jewish origins

>tfw when my name isn't Rambo

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>>54941222
>tfw parents give you an Irish name
>not a drop of Irish ancestry in your bloodline

>>54941039
>>54941039
>misha

I know a guy name Miško. The male names having diminutives ending in -a thing is more or less a Russian quirk. You can't be a Saša and be male here, you have to be Sašo. Cis, I know.

Nikolaj is my grandpa's name and it's a good one, but we've got a better version of it - Miklavž. He goes by both names.

>>54941222
>mfw got dignified beaner name, carlos
>mexicans unironically give their children names that invoke images of a migrant strawberry picker like pedro and jesus
>people with peasant last names like sanchez, lopez and gutierrez

What is it

>>54941218
How can you have never met a Mr or Mrs Hunter or Brandon?

>Destiny
>Quest
>Ohio
>Autumn
>Justis
>Keyeesha

All names of people I knew in highschool

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>>54941107
>biggest tool I've ever known was named Hunter

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>>54939319
Tfw named Fürchtegott most people are intimidated when i tell them my name.
(Im also a tall bulky guy maybe that helps)

>>54941309
I knew a Kodee in high school.

>>54941309
>Destiny
I knew a girl with that name.
I think there were a few other hippy names out there, too.

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>>54941309
>people that name their kids after states

>>54941310
Same. Hunter's are always pricks

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>>54941135
He'd either get teased to death or accept it.
>a kid in my youth literally blew his head off and his sister found him cos he was bullied everyday in school

>>54941297
I met a guy named Kevin Sanchez once, he was brown and really indigenous looking. He was alright though, took banter well.

>*insert father name* junior
Is it really something ?

>>54941454
it's worse in mexico because if you're named after your father they usually call you by your diminutive

ie:
Father: Pedro
Son: Pedrito (little Pedro)

>>54939400

>kek

underated post

>>54941389
Supposedly, after me and him got into a fist fight after school, he transferred to a different school, tried to become a MMA fighter, and beat his mom.

>>54941495
It's better than how some Americans are better known as "Junior" than their real name.

>>54941454
My dad constantly jokes about doing that to me.
I think he would've unironically liked it, too.
My grandpa shares his name, so we call my dad *name* junior as a joke.

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>>54941495
What if Pedrito has a son ? Is there another diminutive after that ?
Sorry for the stupid questions but that's the kind of things I'll never manage to get out of my mind if I don't have an answer

>>54941454
>Alexandre Dumas pere and Alexandre Dumas fils

were they just weirdoes?

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>>54941424

>>54941580
I imagine they go to, "Pedro the Third."
Or, "Predrito the Second."

>>54941550
>Junior
Had one of these in my school.
He was half black so probably not a finnish idea either.

>>54941495
That's an old Roman tradition and I think it's cool (as a kneejerk reactionary).

>>54941565
Oh so it's more of a nickname than a real name then ?
>>54941581
I think so, maybe it was common back then but I've never encountered a similar name at all.
>>54941646
Yeah that makes sense like that, thanks

Alexander and Elizabeth are my favourite names.

>>54941580
There isn't, formally at least, the 3rd kid is either called Pedrito again in an endless cycle or when Pedrito has a son he names it something else to avoid having his son deal with the same shit.

>>54941646
Yeah, this sometimes happens.

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>>54941684
>tfw you had your teenaged heart broken by a Liz

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>tfw named after my based grandpa but I'm not based at all
Sorry, Papa Kenneth..

>>54941647
How do you distinguish between father and son that bear the same name in Finland? We use 'mlajši', which simply means junior in the local language.

Hunter is fucking badass

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>>54941684
>tfw like Justinian but have to conform to Justin because Justinian is too presumptuous

>>54941695
When i hear or see the name Pedro, i always get some pedo in my head. Ever since i was young.
Sorry Pedro...

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>>54941797
I know that feel

>>54941836
Who cares if it is

>>54941832
Hunter is gay. Just call him Rambo, same thing.

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>Be 50% Swedish 50% Danish

>Father names me James Brandon

FUK

>>54941684
I also really like the name Sloane

>>54941935
>Sloane
sounds like some machine at a construction site

>>54941969
Yeah it's harsh. I like it that way. It suits a pretty girl.

>>54941905
>tfw Swedish name that no one outside of Scandinavia can pronounce
Just kill me senpai

>>54941867
I don't want my kid to get bullied over a name, and I don't want to catch flack from dumb parents that don't know shit about history and ask what the fuck Justinian is or from.

>>54942006
Tell us senpai, what is it?

>>54942014
who would bully a justinian? it's hardly hunter-tier

>>54941816
Umm... actually dont think its a habit to name son after father unless something dramatic happens. My bro has the name of my grandfather tho.

It's more like ___poika.
For example Vesanpoika which means Vesas Son.
Think thats also kinda rare these days.

>America
Why do latinos name their children after our country?

What's wrong with Brandon?

>>54941836
That's exactly what it would've been perceived as in Roman times, fanciful. For instance, when the common soldier Diocles was elected emperor, he changed his name to the more noble form of Diocletian.

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>>54942070
>Justinian? Is that a girl's name? Lmao fucking faggot

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>>54942122
the problem with this bait is that there are americans who actually belive this

>named Aleksei
>commie jokes and referred to as "comrade" forever

>>54942196
just put him in a private school for rich kids

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>tfw mom named me Metatron

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>>54942122
>Chicanos that name their kids presidents to fit in

>>54942262
no she didn't

>>54942078
Das epic and pagan, like as if we still gave patronymic first names like we did back in the 10th century or so.

>>54942078
I have 1 first name and 2 second names for example... I think i could legally use any of them really.

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>>54942239
>implying I won't be a poorfag for life

>>54942069
I'll tell you when I move to the US and change my name

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>>54942322
I guess Justin will have to do.

>>54942262
Is your brother named Megatron?

>>54942148
I thought about as much, but Justin is so passe.

>>54941117
My best friend's name is Harold

I'd like to name my first son Rowan

>>54942239
P sure they would view him as new money for having such an odd name. Everyone knows that rich people are named after rich godparents, and I don't think you'll find many bankers and shipping magnates called Justinian.

>>54942262
Too good to be true.

>>54942230
Just go by Alex. That's what everyone here that has the rare misfortune of being named Aleksej does.

>>54941675
Junior is also used as a suffix
ie
>Jason Marcus Finnigan Jr.
>George Herbert Walker Bush Jr.
>Orrin Woodward Evans Sr.

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>>54942356
I guess so, maybe Justen will work. It'll make him just enough of a special snowflake.

>>54941297
I-is Armando a peasant name?

>>54940354
>Ashton
>Arthur
>Isaac
>Ferdinand
>Patrick
>Freddie
>Seth
>Francis
>Ben

>>54942419
In fact, I remembered that Justinian is a second strength diminutive.

Justus -> Justinus -> Justinianus

So you've got another option there.

>tfw every boy in my family gets the name of the father's grandfather

>>54941297
How many "Carlos Rodriguez"s must be out there?

>>54942575
Sounds alpha as fuck to me, but there was a great burger place called Armandos in my hometown so I might have a bias

>>54942624
Naming my kid Justus or Justice seems too trashy, I need an opinion on this.

>>54942575
In my mind, it invokes the suave and manly Armand Assante in his 80s/90s prime, but I'm not sure how the kids of today who didn't grow up with the same kind of primetime TV would view it.

>>54942612
Those are all fine name tho, aren't they? Except Ashton, which is a surname and Seth which is a bit bible thumper.

>>54942672
Anything combined with a peasant surname like Rodriquez will sound low class.

>>54942575
no

>>54942458
I hate the name Alex, too many others already have it.

>>54942632
That actually seems really cool.

>>54942739
Very trashy.

>>54941580
They just add another "ito" after every generation
>>54941222
What's with the insanely long spanish names like "María Josefina Pérez la Santa de Jalisco Juárez"?
>>54942575
I was friends with an Armando López. He owes me $80 for a stereo and a phone that I sold to him in payments. It's been like 2 years and he still hasn't made an effort to pay me back the rest

>>54942739
Make it the second name otherwise it may seem too odd for him.

>>54942739
If you want a fancy name with greek origins in latinized form take Hieronymus

>>54942739
I knew a black guy named Justice Paine.

>>54942825
My last name isn't Lopez if it makes you feel any better

>>54940698
Not even from the south, but my mom is a Christian and loves Jews so much she gave me a very Jewish name.

>>54943061
So what are some patrician Hispanic surnames?

I'd go for Echevarria, Hernandez, de Luna

>>54943061
A little senpai, but it's "Ponce", I knew an Armando with that name, he was a cuck. His gf would fuck other dudes and it was brought to his attention several times

So I hope that it isn't that either

>>54943104
Ezekiel?
Abraham?

>>54939942
Idiot single mothers trying to seem trendy by making up names, and other stupid single mothers heard them and decided they sounded good.

No man would let his wife get away with naming their child that shit

>>54943104
I think many biblical names sound good. I wish we still had some of the now forgotten or modified old testament names in my language, such as Šimen and Šavelj.

>>54939942
Liam
Short for William.

Stupid name, Liam, but William is a strong one. The original form was Willahelm.

>>54943234
Mitchell

>>54943398
Me too desu, I would name my kid Ahab or Ishmael.

What are the best girl names?
>Elizabeth
>Amelia
>Naomi
>Maylis
Those are my picks

>>54943415
tfw named William

>>54943933
Kerstyn
Krystal
Shannyn
Robyn

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>people who name their kids after a car manufacturer

>>54944032

cheeky

>yfw I came across a girl named Shystucky on Tinder today

>>54943933
Anna
Isabelle
Ophelia
Sophia

>Ryan
>Oh your name is Brian?
>No it's Ryan

>>54944153
I knew an Isabelle. She was a fat Brazilian cunt

>>54944160
Now you're forever stuck with being the Ryan Adams to the Bryan Adams that everyone expects and loves.

>>54944068
>Shystucky

That goes beyond being odd and retarded into being interesting. I'd probably hit that girl up just to know the story if I were you.

>>54944032
>Krystal
White trash

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>Charlie
I got called Charlie Murphy for a few years thanks to Dave Chappelle.

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>>54940415
>Helmet

>>54944299
just fuck my name up

>>54944434
Hello Darkness.

>>54944160
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

>>54944592
I like Helmut. Like Helmut Lang

>tfw parents named me after a place Middle Earth

>>54945057
Are you a kiwi?

anyone with these names are guaranteed douchebags

>eric
>tyler
>tim
>justin

>>54940354
>What are some patrish names?
Toirdhéalbhach
Feidhlimidh
Maelmhuire
Cúchonnacht
Ailill
Flaithbheartach

>>54939319
>Andrew
I like my name.

>>54945247
>Cúchonnacht
>literally a cúch

>>54941026
It's spelled
>Fionnán
>Fearghas

My mom's family is from sweden, and I'm named after my great grandfather, Gunnar. Is this a good name? Is this a common/good name in sweden? I've never met another Gunnar in my life.

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>>54945247
>cuck-o-naut

>>54945107
Father is, but both my parents are die-hard Tolkien nuts.

>>54939582
Black people?

>>54945247
>naming your sun Turtle boy

You could have gone with Mannanan, Conal and Finn, but you chose Turtle boy, Cucks-Connacht and Flatulence instead.

>>54945290
>>54945376
It means hound of Connacht (a province)

based name 2bh

>>54945422
Nah, I live in a white area.
It's all white guys with shaved heads and such around here.

>>54945381
>Rohan is also a male name in the Sanskrit and Hindi languages.

Are you sure they aren't poo nuts instead?

>>54945247
Aoife

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>>54945441
my name means 'blessed white'

>>54945437
Mannanán was a god and people might think your manx.

Conall and Fionn are really common names here and I wanted to pick fancy ones

>turtleboy
ceic, it's pronounced tray-lokh

>>54945535
>Aoife
Aoife is too common

If you want a girl's name try something like Fionnabhair, Dearbhfhorghaill or Caoilfhionn

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>>54940245
>rust
Literally what

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>tfw named John
Feels average man

Is it true that Americans still have names like Buzz, Skip, Chip, and Corky?

>>54946517
Yes.

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>be name Marco
>realise it's also considered a spic name
>realise their are Filipinos called Marco

>>54946517
I wish

>>54946727
Jajajajajaja, el chicano se pierde en Australia

Kevin is objectively the worst.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/02/01/does-a-lame-name-make-you-more-likely-to-be-a-smoker-with-low-self-esteem/

>>54946727
Ferdinand Marcos?

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>>54939319
>tfw you were named after a biblical hero of god and not some shitty occupation from the 1500s

>>54940354
any serbo-croats name

>>54939582
i knew a hunter. he was autistic
[spoiler]somehow had a wife in highschool too too

>tfw Kyle
There were 4 of us in the last name thread. It's not an awful name but it's common and too short

>>54939582
Hunter probably played baseball, dipped, was kind of a dick, and always brought a half gal of potters whiskey to parties.

Every Hunter I met has been the same.

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>>54947559
But those are the best names.
>tfw Anglo saxon as fuck surname

>>54939319
>there are people on /int/ right now who don't have biblical names
>there are Kyles, Todds, and Tylers looking at this post right now

>>54940148
>Noahs
You know whats a badass name?
Obidiah

Its awkward and not hip or attractive, but i bet a kid named that would make something of himself, probably design a new kind of superweapon or something, make america stronger.

>>54940705
Jeff master race here

Geoffs are always huge losers

How bout Max?

>>54952372
R A R E
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>>54952415
>being this new

>>54952372
Max Power

My name is Tristan.
How does that rank?

>>54953514
You're my brother, gtfo, you know you're not allowed of 4chan

>>54953514
why the fuck does some rando island have its own flag