/desi/

seeking refuge from /brit/

Nice. How are you doing friends? I like /desi/ threads desu.

How hard is it for a foreigner to get an Indian gf? All I want in life is a slightly chubby Indian wife to fug every night

>>54929032
Overseas desis aren't invited. Please gtfo.

>>54929038
Hello. What do you like about this general? It's a shitbin populated by upper castes.
>tfw half Dalit

>>54929149
>half Dalit
You're not invited

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>>54929121
>muh brown gf

Why do I never see a genuine Pajeet in Bollywood films?

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So here a story that happen to me when I was to going to lesson

>I was late to maths class
>meet my kashmir friend who was also late
>he told me to come with him for 5 mins to some room
>this room was a prayers room for Muslims (there prayer rooms for different religions in my Uni)
>we both went inside
>he was looking at me confused cus I didn't know what to do
>I said what do I suppose to do he said "arn't you Muslim"
>I said I wasn't religious
>the 19 Muslims in the room were looking at me with disgust
>one man in the room told him to tell me to leave
>I left and waited for 5mins outside
>my friend told me to come back in
>Muslim leader asking Me why I'm not religious and tries to convert me
>tell him that I would never be Muslim
>he gets pissed off and friend breaks up argument and we leave

Wew Muslims can be scary

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>>54929038
hello my turkish friend. we pakistanis like you lads a lot. we have ataturk monument in islamabad

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>>54929149
>Overseas desis aren't invited
Good thing I'm not Desi then
I just do a lot of psychedelics

>>54929503
You have monuments for Turks, stadiums named after Arabs, national anthem in Farsi, Urdu (an lndian language, foreign to ethnic Balochis, Panjabis, Sindhis, Pashtuns) as "national" language. Excellent unrionic memeing. Keep it up.

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>>54929490
>Wew Muslims can be scary

>>54929718
what do you mean? pakistan was founded for all muslims regardless of culture/nationality.

>>54929490
Good lad. Religious rituals makes no sense whatsoever.

>>54929718
Pakistan is an imaginary state

The only reason it exists is because the US props it up because they are afraid of what would happen if the pakis had to sell nukes for food

>>54929663
>Canadian flag
>Not desi

I believe you, Ramanpreet Singh.

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>>54929846
stop it

also, snowed here in islamabad lads. feels good

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>>54929846
Fucking This

>>54929149
>half dalit
>thinks he is invited in /desi/

>>54929386
What do you mean by a genuine Pajeet?

>>54929988
>islamabad
More like islamagood

dirty madarasis not learning punjabi and fitting in with the rest of us.

ima become chinese. united by one language and holiday. fuckin patels

>>54929121

Depends on you, to be honest. The conclusion that I, as a white Westerner have arrived at, is that being fair only gives you a temporary and superficial advantage. Women who are willing to sleep with foreigners tend to be educated, rich, or both, which means they're more interested in you than your wallet. In fact, most of the girls I've gone out with have insisted on splitting bills. My perception is that being exotic and white is basically a nice conversation starter - girls will let their guards down a bit, and you might be able to reach just a little out of your league.

Having said that, I very, very rarely see other white men with Indian women. It's much more common to see the opposite pairing, believe it or not.

I've dated a lot of Indian chicks and can speak and read Hindi, so I think that helps. But honestly, you have to have a place of your own to get consistently lucky. Even open-minded girls usually life with their overly protective, crazy parents, which means a lot of coordinating and cancelling.

I find dating here to be much easier than at home, but there's also a very real and likely possibility that I'm just used to dating brown chicks.

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>>54933367
hallo sardara jee
>>54931749
kek
>>54931600
this is bully free zone

ram-ram bitches
anyone willing to correct my hindi?
i want to say: she doesn't let me go.

vah mujhe jane nahi deti hai

i find it hard to write devanagri in latin letters so dont mind spelling mistakes.
is it grammatically correct?

>>54934271
O kya haal hai janab aapka kya khabar hai meri jaan

>>54934870
10/10

>>54929355

>mfw OC dedicated to me

WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND SHIET

>>54935270
yayy

>>54935752

"Vah" makes you sound like a retard.

Try using "woh"

>>54935817
yep i know its pronounced voh, but in devanagri its just with an inhearent -a thats why i wrote this way.
do people actually say mujhko or is it always mujhe? i heard mujhko also sounds retarded?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT306HqyEEk
>Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU)
more like Jinnah University

>>54936065

DAILY REMINDER KASHMIR IS RIGHTFUL PERSO-ARABIC CLAY

>>54936006

Mujhe is better. Mujhko makes you sound like some 3rd class superior vedic aryan

>>54936148
>3rd class superior vedic aryan
isnt that a good thing? kek

>>54934271
That is Islamabad? Doesn't look like it.

>>54936148
Kashmir is Kashmiri clay. It's a shame it's sandwiched between you streetshitters.

>>54936299

No, 3rd class literally means uneducated faggot who cleans your shoes for a rupee who occasionally washes his face with cow piss beauty cream tm

>>54936516

ITS EITHER PERSO-ARABIC, CHING CHONG OR SUPERIOR VEDIC ARYAN CLAY.

>>54936587
alright i think i do not want to convey that image...

cachemira es paquistaní

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post qt3.14 desi grills

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>>54944529
>tfw no green eyed Bangladeshi gf
Why live

>>54934962
fit faat yar tu suna. had doodh jalebi with the boys when it was snowing. wbu?

i'm just gonna bump this thread, no need to thank me

>>54945743
Why are you on proxy? Are paki ISPs banned too?

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one last bump before bed

desi intellectuals! namaste!

ligo me bare meh aapka kya vichar hai? is discovery se duniya meh kya badlawa aane walla hai?

ye gravity waves hamare anu koh control kar sakta hai kya? danyawad

Proud of being the result of the 2 best third world coutries in the earth sir

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these threads are dying too early now a days

>>54929355
Khalistan When?

>>54929490
You should have just converted and avoided any conflict m8.

>>54954566
It was a false revival. /desi/ gave me false hope.

>>54929355
i hope i'm the poster in the first panel

if not i'm going to pretend i am to feel special

>>54954697
I think I was the macch bhorta

>>54954883
i'm pretty sure you were the macch bhorta and i was the >im a girl

>tfw you've reached memehood

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>>54954951
>Gujjew hasn't made any new meme content in months

man i don't know why i post in these threads right before bed

good night /desi/. i hope you make it through the morning

>>54928990
>It is time.
>India
To gang rape?

>>54954629
Spoken like a true Paki.

>>54955086
Nope Dank Meme Hours
:DDD

>>54954697

No, thats Sardara.

WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND SHIET

#HINDUPINDUPRIDEWORLDWIDE

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>>54955228
Sardara is a girl?

>>54955253
Who isn't a grill here?

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>>54955034

>>54929355
poor op

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>>54955896
wasup

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>>54929355
>IMG_0017

nice oc, famalama

>>54956205
thanks senpai

https://globalvoices.org/2016/02/10/chinese-authorities-pressured-a-bangladesh-art-summit-into-censoring-a-tibet-exhibit/

Why is China being a dick

If I got a brown qt gf, how long would it take to house train her?

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Going to sleep, please mercy bump

>>54956479
Immediately as soon as you prove there are no toilet witches in your house