>be Australian >decide to watch porn >it's banned

>>54912470
okay

>>54912470
>buy a 12 pack of Fosters

triggered

>>54912470
>Fosters
shiggy
>Down Under
>Not Who Can It Be Now

>>54912504
>>54912507
how long does it take for you guys to open the image in the op?

>>54912504
>>54912507
>>54912520

so when will you guys leave /int/ for good?

>>54912560

Unlike poles we KHAN handle the banter

>>54912560
When you become first world bb

>be mexican
>live in a house made of metal sheets
>can't go out because of cartel
>crazy men with guns always high on cocaine hanging 24/7
>goes out
>cartel cuts his head
>his mother wears black for the rest of her life

>>54912539
12 seconds

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>>54912539

>tfw can't open it

These threads, my poor sides.
But also a bit rude hey.

>>54912539
6–8 seconds.
>>54912470
¿Where are you going with this? because that is a shitty end (if it is the end).

>>54912470
>Be Mexican
>Go outside
>Beheaded with a chainsaw because you didn't pay your weekly tax to the local cartel

>>54912539
What image?

>decide to watch porn
>it's banned
wut. I literally just finished jerkin' me gherkin.

>>54912731
Are you going to make an 'aussies welcome' thread where they all come and gangshitpost you?

>>54912539
I'm in a Skype call as well, but it unironically took be 13 seconds. I have a 1.13mb connection and realistically download at 160kbps, at best.

>>54912539
>thinking the image will load slower if you just enlarge it
its not even 1 mb Juan

>>54914926
C'mon now. Mexico has made major strides. Now they get beheaded instead of getting their heart cut out.

>>54912560
When we stop having Polish e-sports fans to humiliate.

>>54915110
It is a big step forward from cutting out hearts and rolling their heads down pyramids tbqh

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>not loving based 'straya
roasties are LITERALLY ILLEGAL in 'straya porn . they literally have to cut the roast or shoop it .

how much more based can you get ?

>>54912539
8 seconds for me. I'm on a decade old shitty laptop.

>>54915226
The fuck is a roastie ya jew cunt?

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>>54912539

>>54915320
I'm guessing he means a spitroast.

>>54915320
A top notch Jew girl mate.

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>>54915320
>'straya so based they dont even know what roasties are .

how can i immigrate there ?

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time how long it takes to load and report back

>>54915383
give us your shekels and you'll be right m8

>>54915416
35 seconds

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>>54915416
4 seconds.

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>>54915416
how much you get on 'straya internet ?.

tfw shitty uni internet , i get like 80Mbps at home .

>>54912470
>>54912470
you have forgotten RAMA-RAMA

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>>54915545
>14mbps
>"shitty"

>>54915416
4.8 seconds.

>>54915416
8 seconds and I have a shitty connection

>>54915590
what speeds u get within 'straya ?.
and yea 14Mbps is 6 years ago speed , they wont even sell you internet slower then 100Mbps these days .

mfw fucking koreans\whatever have like 371932873 Tbps speeds .

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>>54915590

>>54915694
Speeds vary enormously in Australia at the moment, as we're doing major upgrades to the infrastructure nation-wide, so there isn't really one common speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>54915416
15s on mobile

>>54915694
Some parts of Australia have caught up with everyone else but I'm currently on 450kbs

>>54912470
>decide to work for senate
>get mansplained to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI

>>54915804
>mfw I only saw this extremely minor news piece ten hours ago at work during lunch
You pay too much attention to Australian politics.

>>54915416
four minutes

>>54915912
Still on dialup?

>>54912539
2 seconds
Longer than usual

>>54915416
0.4 seconds

>>54915416
instantly after I release the mouse

>>54915804
That guy is based

>>54915804
lmao she stumbled all over herself

>>54915416
like 5 seconds

>>54912539
2 seconds

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>>54912560
Stuck with us until a new Moot, friend

>>54915590

>1/6th of normal minimum-package internet speed
>not shitty

Kek.

>>54915795
>but I'm currently on 450kbs

Wew. That's almost dialup-tier, isn't it? Like 1999 shit...

>>54916923
>That's almost dialup-tier, isn't it?
t. never used dialup

>>54915804

>'I-it is j-just a w-word t-thats used'
>'By rude senators? Stop being a hypocrite, and conduct yourself appropriately'
>'B-but..B-but..'

Kek.

>>54916959

My first internet experience was on a 56K modem.. That's pretty much the only time I can remember when my internet speeds were <1mbs to be honest..

>>54917093
So you should know that 450 is a slightly larger number than 56, right?

>>54915488
Hello James.

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>>54917303
Hi! :DDD

I'm trying to remember the curse one of my coworkers always uses, something like puto makiya.

>>54912470
>liquor store
bottleo*

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>>54917143

I said ALMOST dialup tier, anon.. It may be my broadband privilege speaking, but I don't consider 400kb to be a very significant amount of data, even per second.
>pic related, my current speed
Anyone know possible reasons for my ping being this high, and how to fix?

>>54915804
>Use tumblr terms in real life
>Get blown the fuck out

I love our old conservative politicians. They don't bullshit at all.

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>>54912470
>be australian
>get RAMA RAMA'D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>54915804
Told.

>>54915804
There's still a glimmer of hope for this country.

>be mexicunt
>get forced to fight for your life

>>54915416
6 seconds
Not bad on my shitty Optus connection tbqh

>>54915744
>running fibre to a cabinet within 1km of you rather than directly to your home
>"""""""""""""major upgrades""""""""""
>>54915416
about a second, and I'm on a 14mbit ADSL connection.

>>54915416
~6 seconds

>>54915416
1-2 seconds.

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>>54915416

Instantly.

Stop living in the desert you fucks.

>>54918334
What's your address I'm coming over

>>54918777
Checked

>>54918777

You can't come inside but you can have the wifi password and sit in the street.

>>54918939
Depending on where you live I'll take you up on that offer

>tfw living out of my van

http://strawpoll.me/6787086
http://strawpoll.me/6787086
http://strawpoll.me/6787086

Urgent poll and it requires (You)r attention

>>54919011

Western Melbourne suburbs

>>54919096
I'm parked near the Footscray public library off Barkly street

>>54915416
less than a second

>>54919252
>9 minutes away

spooky

>>54919391
>tfw

I just want that delicious internet

And maybe a slice of toast with vegemite, I haven't eaten all day :3

>>54915416
39 seconds

Because Clover is cancer

>>54919508

Damn I could go some food right now, good idea.

>>54912470
Why don't all you people with slow internet just move near a city?
What's the point of living in some shitty outback place?

>>54918334
>ping 10 ms
you would be better off having half the speed and a lower ping.

>>54919634
KHAN'D

>>54915416
it was too short to count. a tenth of a second at the very most.

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>>54912470
>be the same aussie
>have enough of buffering,sell my computer for a vb
>get in my combi and decide to just wander around
>next town is 1000 miles away
>whatever,boot is full of vb,tank full of petrol
>I stop at an intersection,abos see that I have petrol
>start running after me in packs
>planetofapes.avi
>it's 64 degrees celsius outside,can't go fast because the car will blow up
>can't turn the ac on either,drink a vb
>get bitten by snake,drink its venom
>eventually get rid of abos,as they died of effort from running because they're fat and ugly
>"Doi ye fääkin' ugle munkies"
>I didn't pay attention to the road because of them and now I see myself in the middle of nowhere in the desert
>A qt3.14 suddenly approaches me
>"fääkin' 'ell m8 check det aarse"
>She inisted I sit down with her
>Come out of car and create a waterfall from my sweat,it's perfectly dripping from my cork hat
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I start talking to her,manage not to drop spaghetti,offer her a VB
>she agrees and offers me cereals
>I agree too
>I eat cereals with some shrimp on the barbie
>And she said:
>Do you come from a land down under?
>Where women glow and men plunder?
>Can't you hear,can't you hear the thunder?
>You better run,you better take cover

>>54912504
GENGHIS

>>54912539
instant

>>54915416
instant

>>54915416
instant, but I have a fibre connection

>>54912470
well that fucking sucks =/

>>54912560
Australians are one of the few sources of fun in this board, fuck off.