>decide to watch porn
>decide to listen to music
>it takes 45-50 minutes to load Men at Work's Down Under on Youtube
>decide to go to liquor store for beer to make time
>forgot sunblock and insect repelant cork hat
>get bitten by spoidah's trying to look for shadow
>finally get to the liquor store, buy a 12 pack of Fosters
>get distracted by sleeping Abbo in the middle of the street
>get trampled by horse archers in your front lawn
>Down Under is still buffering
>live in a house made of metal sheets
>can't go out because of cartel
>crazy men with guns always high on cocaine hanging 24/7
>cartel cuts his head
>his mother wears black for the rest of her life
>not loving based 'straya
roasties are LITERALLY ILLEGAL in 'straya porn . they literally have to cut the roast or shoop it .
how much more based can you get ?
>'straya so based they dont even know what roasties are .
how can i immigrate there ?
how much you get on 'straya internet ?.
tfw shitty uni internet , i get like 80Mbps at home .
what speeds u get within 'straya ?.
and yea 14Mbps is 6 years ago speed , they wont even sell you internet slower then 100Mbps these days .
mfw fucking koreans\whatever have like 371932873 Tbps speeds .
Stuck with us until a new Moot, friend
I'm trying to remember the curse one of my coworkers always uses, something like puto makiya.
I said ALMOST dialup tier, anon.. It may be my broadband privilege speaking, but I don't consider 400kb to be a very significant amount of data, even per second.
>pic related, my current speed
Anyone know possible reasons for my ping being this high, and how to fix?
>get RAMA RAMA'D
>running fibre to a cabinet within 1km of you rather than directly to your home
about a second, and I'm on a 14mbit ADSL connection.
Stop living in the desert you fucks.
>be the same aussie
>have enough of buffering,sell my computer for a vb
>get in my combi and decide to just wander around
>next town is 1000 miles away
>whatever,boot is full of vb,tank full of petrol
>I stop at an intersection,abos see that I have petrol
>start running after me in packs
>it's 64 degrees celsius outside,can't go fast because the car will blow up
>can't turn the ac on either,drink a vb
>get bitten by snake,drink its venom
>eventually get rid of abos,as they died of effort from running because they're fat and ugly
>"Doi ye fääkin' ugle munkies"
>I didn't pay attention to the road because of them and now I see myself in the middle of nowhere in the desert
>A qt3.14 suddenly approaches me
>"fääkin' 'ell m8 check det aarse"
>She inisted I sit down with her
>Come out of car and create a waterfall from my sweat,it's perfectly dripping from my cork hat
>I start talking to her,manage not to drop spaghetti,offer her a VB
>she agrees and offers me cereals
>I agree too
>I eat cereals with some shrimp on the barbie
>And she said:
>Do you come from a land down under?
>Where women glow and men plunder?
>Can't you hear,can't you hear the thunder?
>You better run,you better take cover