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>American enters the thread
>have to stop using big boy words
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fuck u dumass
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ayyy i've got a big boy right here

*crudely points towards crotch*
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>australian enters thread
>have to start speaking mongolian
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>Australian enters
>Don't care
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>food thread
>Italians posting ragu, French posting coq au vin, Spain posts paella etc
>American posts mac and cheese
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>>54910256
>vegemoite
>fairy bread
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>>54910277
>>54910156

See
>>54910153
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>normal banter
>generally make fun of something that is actually true and maybe exaggerate it a bit
>American tries to banter
>HAHAHAHA YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% MUSLIM AND WE COULD BEAT YOU IN A WAR
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>>54910156
>>54910237
>>54910277
They should bring in background checks for shitposts as well
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>>54910115

this coming from an australian

you guys are all double digit IQ bogans
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the thing is Americans think we're just bantering them when we're honestly just making fun of them for being overgrown children
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>>54910128
>>54910148
>>54910156
>>54910237
>>54910277

I think McDonald's and lack of exercise has an effect on the brain. That's the only explanation I can come up with for American stupidity.
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Why can't we have a board free of americans? That would be fucking great...
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>>54910617
>HAHAHAHA YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% MUSLIM AND WE COULD BEAT YOU IN A WAR

This is exactly what you said though, to the letter.

It is actually true we could beat any country in a war, and it is only a slight exaggeration to claim that any number of countries are now 100% muslim

I dont see the problem
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>>54910898

RARE
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>>54910906
we just need to convnce trump this site supports illegal immigration and radical islam

he said he wants to censor internet, so we might aswell try
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>>54910913
>we could beat any country in a war
keep dreaming, burger.
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>>54910913
you couldn't beat us in a war
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>>54910913
How about vietnam? Could you beat them?
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>>54910962
Dis gonna be good.
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>>54910913
>It is actually true we could beat any country in a war
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>54910986
USA VS VIETNAM 1-1 GREATEST TIE SINCE THE BURNING OF THE WHITE HOUSE USA WINS 1-1

U S A U S A U S A
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>>54910708
Mate you're the one who moved to Canada. I don't think there's any more a reprehensible decision than that.
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>>54910898
>>54910841
Maybe it's the lead.

>President Obama would have good reason to worry if his kids lived in Flint. But the city’s children are hardly the only ones threatened by this public health crisis. There’s a lead crisis for children in Baltimore, Maryland, Herculaneum, Missouri, Sebring, Ohio, and even the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., and that’s just to begin a list. State reports suggest, for instance, that “18 cities in Pennsylvania and 11 in New Jersey may have an even higher share of children with dangerously elevated levels of lead than does Flint.” Today, scientists agree that there is no safe level of lead for children and at least half of American children have some of this neurotoxin in their blood. The CDC is especially concerned about the more than 500,000 American children who have substantial amounts of lead in their bodies. Over the past century, an untold number have had their IQs reduced, their school performances limited, their behaviors altered, and their neurological development undermined.
http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2016/02/how-many-flints-americas-coast-to-coast-toxic-crisis.html
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Why are europoors and australispiders so obsessed with us?
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>>54910913
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>>54910115

> Big boy words ever from poopeelia
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>>54911086
Keep dreaming mate
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_salad
this is an actual thing that Americans eat
American adult diets are like what happens when you give a child access to a stove and money
they will unironically eat mac and cheese as a full meal
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>>54911070

How does it feel to live in an irrelevant shithole that isn't even banter worthy? Have you ever done anything to justify not being lumped in with the other Moskals? Didn't think so.
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>>54911089
We didn't lose in Vietnam though
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>>54910913
lel
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>>54911126
It's OK. I know you get uncontrolled aggression and behaviour disturbances because of childhood lead exposure. We're here for you.
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>>54911154
>MM-M-M-MUH WE DIDN'T LOSE
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>>54910986
Yes.
I will bring up two points relevent to this

1. It wasnt a war, it was a 'policing action :^)'

2. Could beat them and 'could beat them in a way that is benificial to us', are two different things. We did not go all out in vietnam because we were fighting for our southern allies, if we destroyed the entire country and just killed everyone, that would not have been beneficial, it would have caused no gain, hurt our international image, and left us with even more refugees than we had to deal with after pulling out.

Rest assured the US could anihilate any other countries entire military and civilian populace, with out resorting to nukes even, if we wanted to. This would be an empty victory however.

Its harder to destroy selectively than it is to just destroy everything.
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>>54911111
P E N T S
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>>54911111
>Get Quints
>It's in an American thread
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>>54911111
>a salad made with flavored gelatin, fruit and sometimes grated carrots or, more rarely, other vegetables.
>ingredients may include cottage cheese, cream cheese, marshmallows, nuts or pretzels
>The "salad" theme continues in variants containing mayonnaise or salad dressing.
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>>54911154
You did.
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>>54911108
you can't help yourselves, no matter what board

it's probably the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen, especially given that by all accounts most of you are in your 20's
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>>54911210
>unironocally being an uniformed monkey
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>>54911190
So you're saying that the US could fight and beat the whole world at once? Is that what you're saying ?
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>>54911239
>50,000 combat deaths
>no political goals achieved
>letting commie dindus trample """""democracy""""" into the ground

sure thing lad
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>see a European or australian flag
>50% chance it's a muslim
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>americans
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>>54911126
>triggered
>buttfrustrated
>assblasted
>pooperpeeved
>fannyflustered
>BUTTHURT
:--DDDD
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>>54911239
>unironically being an Ameritard
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remember, aussies have to obsess and shitpost in order to take their minds off wanting to kill themselves

every reply they get gives them that much more reason to live
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>>54911270
We literally achieved 90% of our political goals, learn some history chang
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>>54911239
>""""""""unironocally""""""""" being a bad loser
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ah yes my thread worked out perfectly
you dumb yanks are putty in my hands
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>>54911126
lmao look at that burger butthurt
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>>54911309
>We literally achieved 90% of our political goals

>stopping saigon from falling into communist control
>only 10% of importance

seems legit
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>>54911309
>south vietnam gone
>two presidential administrations btfo
>literally entire country turn into war is bad hippie fucks
>nothing to stop communism spreading south, which it promptly does in cambodia and burma

good job
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>>54911345
DEVILISH
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>>54911318
What did I personally lose? Retarded foreigners who try and ''banter'' me about Vietnam don't realize that no American cares about what happened in Vietnam since the 80s
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>>54911263
Who said anything about all the rest of the world at once up to this point?

As per the question however, not simultaneously in an offensive war

We could defend against the entire world at once, however, assuming nukes were out of the question. Logistically the rest of the world does not have the capability to support an invasion of the US. The US could handle anything already in the americas combined, and our navy could prevent what limited capacity for transport by sea the rest of the world could muster from effectively being able to deploy on any beach in the americas.
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Who wants this fucking dick

everyone
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why are these posts made at 4am? the most butthurt americans are slepin
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>>54911190
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54911437
J
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le funny ausfalian shitposter. kill yourself.
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You guys need more heroin in your lives I swear fucking monsters
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>>54911448
>>54911437
Quality """""""""""""""banter"""""""'''''''''''' lads
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>>54911389
>t. Damage Control
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>>54911389
If you don't care why are you here doing that shitty damage control? Get lost then, burger.
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>3028
>on the decline to normal faggdom
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>American taxpayers foot the bill for our national defence
I can't believe it
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>>54911003
America's military is a facade

They actually only have 500 troops, the rest are holograms

You heard it here first
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Americans BTFO AGAIN.
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>Brazilians can't even rummage through half of their country
>kill half their population over kicking balls into a net
>Australians have to cling to their coasts to survive their desert shitholes
>who needs guns when literally just driving a few hours inland will probably kill you?
>New Zealanders try desperately to be recognized as a separate state from Australia
>claim to fame is an American movie, fucking sheep, and a 17 year old one-hit wonder

Wow yeah America lost Vietnam 40 years ago, only for the whole country to go democratic and capitalist anyway. At least I'm not rummaging my favela for pennies or putting rubber bands on my pant-legs so spiders don't bite my dick off
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>>54912414
THEY ADMITTED IT

AMERICA

LOST

THE VIETNAM WAR
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>>54912414
>only for the whole country to go democratic and capitalist anyway
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>>54912445
>>54912476
Does this trigger you?
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>>54912414
At least Brazil has never lost a war, ameriburger. HAHA fucking loser.
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>>54912557
are you like in your sixties?
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>>54912654
Nigger, only poor people buy synthetic stock rifles

>be Australian
>try to banter about guns
You sound just generally stupid
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>>54912721
you sound mad af, bruh.

are you ok?
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>>54912721
no you're clothing and slightly wrinkled hand makes you look old
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>>54912752
Did you know that you could eat about 5 or 6 spiders in your sleep throughout your lifetime? Do you think Australians just ignore this on purpose? Seriously worried about them tbqfh

>>54912763
It's a vein in my hand. That happens when you're a man. Post that sweet boypussy, ladyboy
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>>54912906

That was literally made up to observe how quickly false information spreads. You're a retard
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>>54912721
>Nigger, only poor people
Dude, your dad pays your weekly allowance...
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>>54913006
>not having a rich dad to give you money
Is this why Europeans now are resorting to stealing refugees' jewelry?
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>>54912906
>>54912944
>could

yeah, you could, but its very unlikely. You are probably eating 5 or 6 every week in actuality.
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>>54912944
Are you alright bro? It's okay to take a night off from the internet, I promise it will be here in the morning
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>>54912906
You wear the same shit my senile 68 year old father wears, and your hand still looks wrinkled especially left of the thumb. Also why do you have a car windshield cover at your feet? Are you driving whilst drinking with a gun in your lap?
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>>54910913
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>>54913042
You do realize Europeans = many different countries
It's kinda retarded to say everyone does it when only danish ppl do it.
Not saying we should't take their jewelry and send them back in a plane with no survivors.
Atleast they'd stop coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgwCVQdW1HM
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>>54913123
>what is commie-block provided weapons, home territory, and war weary Americans for 600
In all seriousness, we were very ill prepared and the whole thing was a complete botch. The baby boomers who fought in that war were a bunch of pussies. Look at today's generation, at least we could go in and remove kebab in the heartland for 13 years
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>>54913117
Senile at 68? That's pretty early anon. Either your socialist healthcare sucks, or you're genetically inclined. Might want to sign up for a checkup tomorrow so you can see a doctor in 6 months
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>>54910913
DUDE VIETNAM LMAO
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>>54913463
Or I just go in tommorow
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>>54913541
DUDE AFGHANISTAN LMAO
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