I'm fat and I don't want to work out or eat healthy

>>54907945
take your medication steve

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get fat like this jolly fellow

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>>54909063
Is this it

>>54907945
Typical ameripoor

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>>54907945
Just eat less.

>>54909144
No. Someone will eventually invent a pill to make salad taste like cheeseburgers

Being a couch potato SHRINKS the brain: Failing to exercise in your 30s and 40s is linked with dementia and early death

People who are unfit in middle age have smaller brains decades later
Experts: A sedentary lifestyle accelerates rate at which the brain shrinks
Brain shrinkage is a factor in cognitive decline, dementia and early death
Exercise reduces blood pressure, decreasing the strain on the brain

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3440947/Being-couch-potato-SHRINKS-brain-Failing-exercise-30s-40s-linked-dementia-early-death.html

>>54909187
Stop fat shaming me, those are jewish lies

>>54907945
you're subhuman

I can't stand fat people, they are disgusting to look at, and they smell, because the sweat between their fat rolls.

A fat person screams: "I don't have any self-control. I just eat away until I'm about to puke and then I eat some more". They are not better than junkies.

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>>54910136
>>54910222
Shut up you disgusting skinnys. Go back to Somalia.

>>54910302
>oink oink

what's that, piggy?

I'm kind of overweight but I like to exercise.

I just have social anxiety ;-; if I lived alone I could exercise alone reeee

>>54910359
cute cunt

I'm not very fat.
I want to be either really skinny or really muscular.
I'm not sure which though.
I'm bipolar.

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>>54910337
SKINNY GENOCIDE WHEN? YOU'LL BE OUR FOOD AND TURN INTO OUR SHIT

>>54910404
You'd be catching your breath after 1 minute.

Gluttony is disgusting. You should be stoned with frozen snickers.

Really do something about it. Diet with amphetamine or something.

>>54910427
In ancient times fatness was a sign of being rich, FAT PRIDE WORLD WIDE. Skinnys are basically malnourished 3rd worlders

>>54910506
We wont need to outrun you in the coming skinny genocide, bullets will. The few remaining skinnys shall be used as slaves to feed me grapes and cheese burgers as the other ones fan me with giant feathers

>>54910539
>skinny people keep feeding you until you become so fat that you're immobile
>the skinny people take all the food for themselves
fool proof plan

>>54907945
Why don't you just kill yourself right now instead of dragging it out for 10 years?

>>54910651
RARE
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>>54907945
Sounds like you'll stay fat then desu senpai

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>>54907945

That is the masterrace way of life, after all.

You'll end up getting diabteetus like I think I did, and then you'll regret it

>random stabbing pain in my feet
>get bloated after eating a meal, stomach can't digest food as fast anymore
>shit diarrhea all the time
>gas builds up inside my body easily, and fart a lot
>random mysterious pains in my lower back and kidney area

>>54910222

That's funny considering the number of needle clinics I saw all over Yurop. Nice meme about the smell, too. Just go and enjoy your grass salad: you might just live long enough to see your niglet grandchildren.

>>54910872
>"mysterious" pains

Quit eating bags of sugar, go eat some spinach and ride a bike, you fucking retarded corpulent anglo.

>>54910506

Or we gnaw on your fucking bones, for all you can do about it.

>>54910651

Because you can live a lot longer being fat than 10 years, dumbshit.

>>54910961
I'm assuming that he's around 25, dumbshit. If you've been fat for that long, you'll collapse from a heart attack in your thirties.

>>54910912
>Just go and enjoy your grass salad:
>you can only eat salad or you'll get fat

I love this meme fat people talk about as if you eat anything other than tree barks you'll get fat.

You can still eat your burgers fat fag, you just are not supposed to do it every day while also eating 3 meals of over 1k calories a day and drinking several of your sugary carbonated drinks that have as much calories as a whole meal each.

>>54910872
You're really just Americans with a different flag, aren't you? Is being fat considered the norm there too?

>>54910912
Face it: you are disgusting. Obesity is just an anglo problem here. The UK, where you can eat deep fried mars bars. We eat decent food, and know moderation. After all, life isn't just about eating.

Enjoy your cardiovascular disease, cholesterol boy. I'm glad you get to pay double seats on aeroplanes. They should extent this to public transport in general.

I'm glad we have government-sponsored "fat shaming". As if shaming is something bad. You should be ashamed, that is the whole point.

>tfw ottermode despite the fact I eat like a horse

Gaining weight in a form of fat seems impossible for me. Thanks genes

>>54907945
height\mass?

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>>54907945
iktf

>>54911012
Rareman is right.

As a former fatty if you don't get that shit under control while you are young you will delude yourself into thinking "ill start next week" forever until you have your 5th heart attack and the doctor shrinks your stomach with a band and says you will die if you keep it up.

However you are so mentally weak and actually a faggot by that point you will eat yourself to death and suffer while no one gives a flying fuck about your death because it was 100% avoidable but you just loved being a fat SHIT just die already actually.

>>54911046

Well I'm not morbidly obese 300lbs+ riding a scooter, I just like to binge on ice cream, cookies, pizza and burgers a few times a week. I did that for about 2 years and I think it fucked up my health.

I've cut it out now, but it might be too late.

>>54907945
>I'm fat

Reminder that if your fat % in your body goes over 50% you are not human, you are fat.

>>54911145
>ice cream, cookies, pizza and burgers
nothing wrong with dat if you destroy this energy with pumping iron

>>54911145
Eat more during winter, eat less during summer.

Work more during summer, work less during winter.

Do any kind of physical activity that you can.
15 minute walk is better than nothing.
1 push up is better than 0 push ups.

>>54907945

im bit on the heavy side myself, went to gym yesterday and oh boy did it feel nice. Also the gym was completely empty so it was easy to do what i wanted to.

give the gym a thought, man you feel so good after doing it for hour or so.

>>54911145

Stay the course, leafbro. You will make it to at least your 60s as long as you aren't mobility scooter level.

>>54909144
That picture makes me want to help the kid

>>54910539
Nigga you so fat you're gonna eat your gun

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>>54910539
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins#Gluttony

You enjoy iceream, you enjoy the good feel that comes from eating food, but you must have other good feels in your life.
If you do not find them.

>>54911272

I haven't been to the hospital yet to check if I have diabeetus, but I'm not sure what other disease I could have with those symptoms other than Crohn's or some shit.

Do diabetics normally die early, even if they exercise regularly and eat a healthy diet? I thought you could reverse diabeetus if you're healthy

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>>54911266
I get insecure at gyms when people look at me, and my fatness makes me smell 10x worse than everybody so pretty girls give me weird looks.

>>54911497
so wash yourself very good befor gym
pure sweat have not any smell
skin bacterias produce a stink

>>54911497
Buy a weight set and work out at home.

>>54911497

i dont like to be around people too much either in gym, the gym i go to is small as fuck. luckily i found a good time when to go there so not a single soul around except my own.

but there is always the running option, like if you go running for a hour or so every morning or late at night (depending how safe its out there) you could lose weight fast, assuming you also change your eating habits, like drop out sugar, stop eating late at night etc.

>>54911012
What is your name?

>>54911563
Masturbation is basically exercise at home though right

>>54911604
Tried running, fuck that though. Im getting a bicylce.

>>54911877

well you just cant go at the running with everything you got instantly. like if you start hard, you will lose interest immeaditely. you need to start slow, like 10min walking and minute of running or like that, depending how bad your stamina is. if you do it daily, your stamina should get better already in a week or two.

>>54911877
Stop drinking soda and drink a lot of water for starters.

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>>54909144
Poor kid

>tfw