Japanese Thread/日本語スレッド

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First for Sweden.

>>54903812
first for no Sweden and no Kiwi's penis.

>>54903812
So ugly...

This is my kind of thread

>>54903893
GERMANY I SWEAR IF YOU DONT TAKE THAT BACK

>>54903812
何で洋服を着てる?

>>54903812
乙
今日は神武天皇ご即位の日
じつにめでたい

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We Japanese liberals support Abe, the Liberal Democratic Party of Japan.
Abe is the best prime minister Japan has had ever.

>>54904065
>We Japanese liberals
kek

>>54904065
I like Abe.

both my armpits smell very offensive

>>54904014
裸で歩くのは恥ずかしいでございますから

>>54904055
Do you like Anzu?

>>54904065
>We Japanese liberals
What is this fucking meme

>>54904065

Do Japanese liberals support Trump

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>>54904121
Quite the love and hate relationship

>>54904120
セクシーだ
けど何で和服を着てない?

>>54904220
イギリス王室の真似

>>54904118
It is OK.
Mine do too.

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Can anyone recommend me a simple flash card program with none of this bullshit bloat?

>>54904314
Anki is about as simple as I've seen

>>54904314
beeg

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>>54904314
SAKO WOULDN'T FUCKING VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU FUCKING CHINESE RAPEBABY!! STOP CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

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We Japanese support Nabe for a Nabe party of Japan.
Nabe is the best food Japan has had ever.

ニューハンプシャーでトランプが勝ったみたいだな
サウスカロライナではどうだろうか

>>54904458
Nabe has never seemed appetizing to me. It seems like a waste to boil delicious meats

>>54904458
I like Nabe.

>>54904497
how about sukiyaki?

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japon y u do dis

>>54904528
Same. I don't understand it.

>>54904547
cause we love bullying

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>>54904528
I like sukiyaki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbH754gScuk

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>>54904547

>>54904283
何でそれを許される?

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>Princess Kako will never walk through the empire of Japan extending into Japanese-occupied Korea and China
>she will never walk through the streets in Korea and China as hordes of Korean and Chinese poor beggars get on their knees to give thanks to her for blessing them with her shining Yamato beauty
>they will call out to her like a goddess visiting their planet, tears streaming down their faces
>asking for her blessing, food and money

THE YAMATO EMPIRE WILL NEVER BE A THING AGAIN

>>54904647
ダメなの?

>>54904647
日本で皇室が重視されるようになったのは完全に明治維新後だから
皇族が重視されなかった時代がそれまで無かったわけじゃないけど、
明治以降はそれまで日本を支配していた徳川=江戸幕府の否定から始まった
徳川が皇族をないがしろにしていたのでその反動

>>54904547
sorry anon that pic is shopped

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>>54904158

>>54904653
Hey you're not allowed to think about my gf

>>54904788
Aaaa too hard to understand.

>>54904788
少なくとも鎌倉時代以前は朝廷が日本を統治していたわけで

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>>54903812
Are you celebrating National Foundation Day?

>>54904999
Japs aren't patriotic at all anymore. It's actually rare to see a Japanese person celebrate National Foundation Day. Quite sad desu.

You can jerk off to me.

>>54904962
南北朝時代なんか天皇が2人づついたくらいなんですがそれは

>>54904795
I heard he is american proxy.
Almost all of the Japanese don't know Gary Johnson.

>>54905079
pictures pls

お前なんか

>>54905126
南北朝時代は鎌倉時代の後だ

>>54905205
外国人の方だった?
それなら仕方ないけど

do Japanese Yamato girls have hairy arm pits and buttholes?

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Ich masturbiere meine Muschi! Es ist fast Fisting xD

>>54905032
Actually, nobody knows actual Japan's Foundation Day anymore. It was just adoptation of Chinese New Year so not even patriotic day.

>>54905275
日本人だ、べらんめい
てめえの勉強不足を棚に上げてお笑いだぜw

Anime.

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そもそも大和朝廷の「朝」って朝鮮半島の朝だからな

>>54905302
Bilder btt

自分の目を貼るスレがあったから目の画像とってみたんだけどあまりにも気持ち悪かったから
貼るのやめたわ。。。

>>54905318
jesus, did you guys just steal everything from China?

このクソ寒い返信はいつもの人か

http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/9998881/

Can someone please help summarize this article for me? I am having some trouble

>>54905361
張れよ
どうせ匿名掲示板だし

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>>54905357

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yfw be a zainichi

>>54905327
マジで頭大丈夫か?
自分の書いた文章一回見直してみ

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>>54905480

>>54905388
recordchina
a
shit

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>>54905704
>he didn't even know how to use tegaki tool

ここがレズスレと聞いて

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What do you do if you can't take your prerequisite classes because they're all full?

I'm so frustrated

みんな二次美少女になって乳繰り合うだろ?

>>54905834
レズはホモ
よってホモスレ

>>54905903
いや、男共はクズなんで、、、

>>54904014
何服でもいいじゃん。
きれいだと思わないか

>>54905874
really? there is no help?

建国記念日って、
うちの国が神武の頃から本当に存在したかわからんけど、
じゃ、いつ建国したのかというと、それはよくわからない。
いつのまにかあった。
だからなんでもいいんだよ。

>>54905874
Do you have to repeat the year?

>>54905760
what does it say though?

>>54905874
wait list the class, show up and hope someone else drops out of it

>>54906067
Nope...

>>54906121
I might have to add an extra year...

>>54906236
How are my chances if there are 40 more people ahead of me in the wait list...
Fuck this college man

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なんでいまさら姫が皇女コスプレして出なあかんねん。
そこまでして外国人観光客にサービスが必要なものだろうか。

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野村貴仁(47)

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「レスターは良いシーズンを送っているね
でも、彼らのバブルも直にはじけることだろう」

「あのボーンマスとのドローは、レスターバブルの終焉を示していると思う」

「あいつらが嫌いなんだよ、彼らのバブルが弾けてせいせいするね」

レスターシティのシンデレラ・ストーリーはいつまで続くんだろう
もう、ここまできたら優勝してほしい

>>54905388
A Chinese student in Japan took her grandmother hating Japan because of a histrical problem to Tokyo Disney Land, and she was impressed by Japanese staff's kindness in TDR.

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Trying again

What meme is this?

>>54906353
can't you consult your Uni's student division or something like that?
is there really no hope? nothing?

おばさんとキスをしたい

日本の移民政策は厳しいくせに六本木のナイジェリア人多いな
不法滞在かな

>>54906658
ケニア人も多いよ
この前も外で酔っぱらったケニア人のガチムチが白人女とディープキスしてた

>>54906527
No
My college doesn't do that
The faculty really doesn't help... so yeah...

>>54906353
The day is given to those who show up.
Do it anyway. You might get a spot simply because you were there.

>>54906658
地元を追われたならず者の追放先。
ナイジェリア人は人口が多くてアフリカのインドみたいなもんらしい。

>>54906786
何でケニア人と分かったの?
槍持ってピョンピョン飛んでたとか

>>54906443
時はやさしくされなかった。。。

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>>54907006

>>54906964
But in the event that I can't get that class, what do I do if I'm missing units needed to be considered a full time student?

If I didn't hear about how brutal the work culture in Japan was I would take classes at school and try to pursue and engineering internship or exchange.
Is the brutality really that bad? Because there is no point to going there if I don't get to experience the culture or the environment because I'm working or studying 16 hours a day.

>>54906443
>野村貴仁
初登板:1992年4月21日、対西武ライオンズ4回戦(グリーンスタジアム神戸)、6回表に2番手として救援登板、3回無失点
初奪三振:同上、6回表に清原和博から

不思議なご縁で

>>54907065
don't worry you wouldn't be able to immigrate there anyway

今日は朝から勝手に接続が切れたりファンがずっとうなってたりカクついたりしてるんだが、とうとうPCが壊れるんだろうかそれとも

遅く起きてたら寝なさい
Good night everyone.

>>54907036
I would say that is a question best directed to a student advisor. Do you still need some elective credits? Why not try taking an elective class just to pass the quarter by.

>>54907188
寒くて起動できないか、
電源ユニットが寿命なのかもしれない

>>54907065
It depends on a job.

>>54907065
It depends on company.

>>54903812
I've literally been cumming in a japanese exchange student for months without a condom. I'm almost drunk enough ti post pics to prove it but I'm just gonna abstain and for some reason keep typing and post with a period.

>>54906353
Vote for Bernie Sanders to reduce your next term's fees.

>>54907188
もしくは、
BIOS設定画面を開いて
CPU ファンの設定を ignoreなどにすると、
おそらく起動は安定する

>>54907331
>I've literally been cumming in a japanese exchange student for months without a condom.
Please be a boy you're cumming into.

>>54907331
please post

>>54906498
猫耳 (Neko-mimi)
and
小悪魔 (Imp or Succubus?)

>>54907237
good night fucking leaf.

>>54907414
Well, it'd be pretty gay if it wasn't.

>>54907252
I already took electives....

>>54907266
>>54907409
ありがとう、寒くはないから寿命かなあ
安いノートだからパーツが壊れたら丸ごと買い替えたほうが早いレベルだw
書き込みもおぼつかないから、ちょっと原因を探してみるわ

>>54907237
グッナイ

>>54907685
Then I don't know how to help you anymore. I would really suggest speaking with a student advisor. As soon as possible too.

Why can't the earthquake happen faster...

>>54904788
でも近代国家の基礎は江戸時代に生まれてるな。
武家が朝廷を完全無視したのは室町から。
で、江戸時代には中国も無視した。
そこから自分探しの旅が始まって科学文明やら国粋思想が生まれた。
維新でそれらが解禁された。

>>54907919
江戸時代は単純に考えたらすさまじい発展の時代だったと思う
関が原合戦以降、日本の人口は1000万から4000万に一気に増えた
明治維新後でも人口増加はそれから3倍くらいで頭打ちなのに
明治時代に作られた江戸時代=暗黒時代史観をいまだに引きずってる人がいるのは不思議なくらい

>>54907833
What do you mean?

童貞を鬻ぎます

>>54908007
そうだね。
江戸時代に出来た思想をいまだ超えられない。
歴史も江戸時代に研究された資料を見て、
それ以前の事実としているものばかり。
西洋による近代化もきっかけに過ぎない。
そのままでも、いずれ近代化していたと思われる。

>>54908252
いりません

>>54908399
要らせてやる

アメリカでパスポートなくした時に、領事館に電話したら、「今日は建国記念日なので職員全員パーティに出かけています。明日はだいきゅうですので、明後日にもう一度電話してください」とか言われて泣きそうになった。

以来、建国記念日と外務省のやつは嫌い

気のせいか外人のコメには性的なものが多いような気がする

>>54908437
30円でもいらん

いつものバレバレの自演がご迷惑をお掛けしております

>>54908466
やっぱし気のせい

>>54908466
性的なモノって何?

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do the japanese still like toku
pic related, best monster

>>54908503
いいえお気になさらず

>>54908531
日本以外の国では性的なものが言語表現に含まれまくりだ。
fuckという言葉の意味をいまだに理解できない。
性交?強姦?
mother fucker は良くてgaijinは駄目、というこの理屈の謎。

what does 徳治 mean?

>>54908578
「gaijin」を気にするのは日本人と有道出人だけ

>>54908626
Youtubeのドキュメンタリみたいな動画でイギリス人がガイジン呼ばわりに文句言ってるのあった
でもその人は日本語よく理解してないっぽくて完全に勘違いっぽい話だった

>>54908591
Opposite of governing by law

>>54908456
パールハーバーみたいだな

>>54908716
そうなの?

わたくしはほかの国のものです。
わたくしも外人などの呼び方が嫌いです。
わたくしは日本語がまだ下手ですので、わたくしの意見を無視してもよろしいです。

在日君は戦う相手を間違っているんだよなあ
だからこっちも悲しくなる

>>54908710
deep...
thanks

>>54908716
waratta

>>54908626
そうのか。どちらかというと、fuckの話をしている。
直訳してしまうと、衝撃すぎて日本では悪口として成立しない。

>>54908750
暗号電文の送信係が同僚の送別会でいなかったから、
宣戦布告を送るのが遅れたのだ。
なに飲んだくれてんだ。

>>54908808
直訳すると放送禁止用語になる
松本明子が干されたやつ

わたくしはいま、日本酒で酔っ払おうと思います。
日本語が悪いので、これからいうことも無視してもよろしいです。

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What do japanese listen to when they want to feel proud to be japanese? I have a feeling not this.

>>54908879
穴マンじゃないの?
3月の卒業式が終わったらアメリカに帰るのかい

>>54908760
呼ばれるのが嫌いとわかっていれば呼びません。
でも、一般名詞なので全面禁止は難しいと思います。
身近な人に、私は外人と呼ばれるのが嫌いです、と伝えていけばそのうち呼ばれなくなると思います。

「おい、そこの男!」と呼ばれて失礼だと思ったら、その言い方はやめろと言ってください。けれど「男」そのものに差別的な意味はありません。
…みたいな話です。

>>54908760
完璧だな。

>>54908830
そんな奴のために、いまだにリメンバーなんちゃら言われ続けなければならんとは‼︎

>>54908830
そんな失敗したことあるくせに、まだパーティ優先なのか
麻薬組織にパスポート横流しとかされたらどうしよう?とかマジで考えてたんだぞ

>>54908848
なんだろう
"ジプシー"か

>>54909102
おま○こ

こちらエッチキュー
全機 亀頭せよ
クリ返す、全機 亀頭せよ

>>54908945
>と呼ばれて失礼だと思ったら、その言い方はやめろと言ってください。けれど「男」そのものに差別的な意味はありません

100%同意見です。
「そこの男」が嫌な呼びかたなのは意味ではない。
「外人」も、嫌な呼びかたなのは意味ではない。
だから「悪い意味全くないぞ!日本語がわからないから勘違いをしているよ」という主張は謎です。
「そこの男」と呼ばれて怒るタイプであれば「外人」が嫌な人の意見が分かるはずです。

>>54908879
まだ明るいのに

>>54909142
HA HA HA

>>54909029
最新技術を無理して使うから、
そのようなヒューマンエラーが起こるのだ。
現代の我々も心しておかねば。

>>54908848
>>54909131
本人がそれが干された理由と言ってるようだけど、絶対嘘だろうな
キンコメの高橋みたいに裏でヤバいことしてるのを事務所が隠すためそう言わせてる

>>54909083
まあ確かに建国記念パーティは公務なのかプライベートなのかよくわからんな。

>>54909163
心は真っ暗

>japanese in a japanese thread
let me try
自国の誇りをうたう時に、何音楽が日本人が聞こえる?
I need to hit the books
勉強しなきゃならないのです

>>54909286
I sing the Star-Spangled Banner

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>>54909286
頑張ります

>>54908918
>What do japanese listen to when they want to feel proud to be japanese?
We don't listen music when we want to feel proud to be Japanese.

オタク出島くらいは許してやるけど、ガイジン全部日本から追い出そうぜ

>>54905357
Good god he's so fucking fat. Man he gives Darksydephil's gout a run for his money.

>>54909319
Then what do you do? I personally crack open a can of Coca Cola or some kind of cheap domestic beer while blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd in my truck.

>>54908456
そうなんだよ。
領事館の奴らって、日本の祝日休むんだよ。
その日にパーティがあったら、あ、祝日なのに働いちゃった、明日代休にしなくっちゃとか言って休むんだよ。
じゃあアメリカのナショナルホリデーは休まないかといえば、やっぱりそれも休むんだよ。

中東とかで体張ってる大使館員ってすげーなと思うが、駐米の奴らふざけてる。

>>54909320
www
>頑張れ!
ここは己の国でもあります!

>>54909320
オタク出島はどこにありますか

>>54909356
オナれの国? (難聴

>>54909131
なんだマンコか。
じゃ花園とか訳したらいんじゃね。
当然意味不明だが。

>>54909320
オランダ人って、江戸時代の頃から二メートルぐらいあったの?
江戸時代人がそんなの見たら怖かったろうな

>>54909286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHMoln_v8s

>>54909273
真っ黒じゃなくて良かったね

>>54909286
君が代

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またツイッターの規制が強化されそうだよ、やったねビビアンちゃん

己を日本から追い出す力を持っているのは誰もいない!
この胸に抱いている日本への愛は永久の炎の如し。
それを消そうとする人なんか、やけどをしないように気をつけろ!

>>54909420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RQXIIsEfGM

Udo Suzuki visited a local skate rink for the ホムカミ show a few years ago

I don't know what to think of this

>>54909286
英雄故事

>>54909286
このくらいしか思い付かない
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnrL_cXoSd0
0:00 一月一日
1:30 日の丸の旗
2:45 富士山

全部似てるなw

Real talk, how do I stop putting Asian women on a pedestal? I have absolutely no attraction to white women or other races and it's really fucking annoying. Is there anything I can do about it?

>>54909286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMlqTEVMZFE

>>54909614
Get to know several of them well enough to realize some are great and some are not, just like women and people of any ethnicity or race.

しかしyoutubeどうなってるんだ
スキさえあればゲスの極み乙女を聞かせようとしてくる
聞きたくないっての

>>54909614
>Real talk, how do I stop putting Asian women on a pedestal?
Meet some of them

そもそも自国の誇りというのがよくわからん。
世界の国って、なんでいろんな経緯があるんだろう。
国って最初からあるもんじゃないの。
世界って不思議。

>>54909488
>やけどをしないように気をつけろ!
俺に関わると火傷するぜ?って凄みなさい

>>54909614
Realize how many reasons there are to hate women in general.

>>54909699
Loving my countries is like loving God for me in a way. Because I could have been born into a terrible country and had a miserable life. It's all chance but a weird kind of chance.
It's almost incoherent to contemplate the alternative in which I was born into a different country, but I still feel grateful.

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>>54909419
そのころは地球規模で寒い時期で栄養不足になり小さかったらしい

>>54909699
はっきり言って、国境とかいうものもよく理解できない

We must stop the advancement of Japanese Cartoons in our Countries.

>>54909737
>Because I could have been born into a terrible country and had a miserable life
Do you believe in reincarnation?

>>54909753
No

>>54909346
We watch video in which the Japan team or a Japanese athlete win the victory, or we read a story about Japanese history, technology or a biography of a great men in Japan.

>I personally crack open a can of Coca Cola or some kind of cheap domestic beer while blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd in my truck.
kek

>>54909747
有難う。さすがのオランダ人も小さかったんだね。
てか、最近ごぼう抜きでデカイ人になったんだって初めて知った。

>>54909723
それが脅迫に見えたのは明らかに捉え方のせいだね。
己は暴力を知らない。
日本に恥をかかせるようなことは一切しない。
I love Japan.

>>54909750
Are Japanese Cartoons really advancing in Brazil?

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シングル行かない
ダッブル行こう

>>54909829
no, he's just a loser so he's surrounded by other losers

>>54909837
アイス?

>>54909829
We must halt the progress of Chinese animations in our nations

>Are Japanese Cartoons really advancing in Brazil?
I've got tired of seeing injun-looking motherfuckers thinking they're Japanese,and all these Anime conventions filled to the brim with tryhard landwhales and fedora-tippers talking like their Japanese cartoons and using Japanese words.

Death and suffering.

>People saying "eeeeeeeeeehh?"
PANIC

>>54909893
How dare people like the thing you don't, right?

>>54909878
Good post Trump

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>>54909890
何?

>>54909920
My class was filled with those fuckers

60% tryhards Bazonga watchers
40% Otaku uguuuu kawaii o ne

>Defending these people
What,are you a hardcore weeb or something?

>>54909768
National pride on the level of Americans is something that many countries don't consider. Are Japanese proud to be Japanese? Is it shoved in your face at the same level of Americans?

>>54909893
Just stop going to Anime conventions.

>>54909968
Oh no nigga,at this point Anime conventions go to YOU.

>>54909737
In our case, we sometimes thank to be born in human beings.
I wonder if something similar thing.
It is not reincarnation, is it?

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ジャップは世界の恥

>>54909965
The other day some Japanese poster tried to tell me Japanese women don't have or spread STDs and that I should leave so I don't infect Japan with my illnesses. They also insisted the girl I slept with was a chinese hooker even though I know she wasn't. All cause I said she gave me gonorrhea. So maybe the Japanese brand is a bit different, but I wouldn't say its on a different level.

>>54909748
強いて言えば県民の誇りの歌ならあるかもな。

>>54910009
Someday I would like to be reborn as Kobe beef.

>>54910013
確かにあのオワコンシリーズを未だに押し付けようとするのはハズいな

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>>54910009
Would it really be that bad to be reincarnated as a ミジンコ?
なんか嬉しいみたいこの子

>>54909747
1920年のスウェーデンに一体なにがあったのか

>>54910029
I wish it was as acceptable to be so openly racist in America

>>54910102
マジな話、社会主義党が政権握っちゃった

>>54909965
>National pride
Its the only thing that brings people from many cultural backgrounds together.

Japan is homogeneous country with little diversity or need for public display of patriotism. People in Japan are unified by race.

遅かれ早かれアニメやオタクカルチャーの崩壊は避けられないよな。
それは仕方無いにしても、その後始末を日本はどうするつもりなんだろうか?

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What does ”専食する” mean?

Google translate just says "To 専食"

>>54909965
>Are Japanese proud to be Japanese?
Yes. But we don't have absolute confidence in our country. We like to compare Japan with Korea or China and confirm our country is better than neighboring countries.

Ah... ah... I'm about to cum, anon.

>>54910151
ggrks

>>54910112
>presidential candidate wants to build a wall to stop mexicans and halt all muslim immigration to America
>first place in NH

>>54910197
k are you hot gyaru?

>>54910208
That's actually a really good point

>>54910099
ミジンコ has no trouble and he looks fun.

>>54910151
eat only
日本人ではありませんは寿司を専食する。
Nihonjindehaarimasen eat only Sushi.

We rarely use the word 専食 though.

>>54910125
あらゆる問題児の痕跡を残している社会主義は、
一体なぜそこまで悪いのか永遠の謎だ。

Anime?

>>54910336
No

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>>54910336
I prefer video games myself.

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>>54910318
a! ありがとう!

I was reading a wikipedia article on insects so it would make sense that it would only eat one thing

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>>54910336

働きたくない
でも金が必要

>>54910356
do you play H-games?

>>54910358
I'm glad I could help you. You should say "しか食べない" instead of "専食". As you may know, 専食 is a technical term.

>>54910402
No. Believe it or not, the H-scenes bore me to death.

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>>54910075
Japanese black beef is the highest grade.

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What are the Japs view on the Ainu tribe?

>>54910510
nb4: Japan dindu nuffin

>>54910510
Ainu cool
Okinawan shit

>>54910493
Exactly. IIRC, it's because the cows live like kings. I would like to live the comfy life of those cows.

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>>54910510
I'm 1/16 ainu japanese therefore I'm white.

Why do Japanese women like having sex with foreign nerds. They aren't very good at sex.

>>54910522
What? They all voluntarily assimilated and became Japanese. There are none left

>>54910666
r-really?

>>54910666
proofs?
What makes you think this?

I fell for the learn japanese meme but now I'm afraid that your government will abolish the use of kanji in the future and I will be stuck with useless knowledge.

I read this is bound to happen sooner or later. Any of you know the reality?

>>54910684
>>54910705
I've met some of these nerds.

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>>54910649
Ainu is not white.
We can say it with the result of DNA test.

>>54910735
冗談で言ってんだよw
分かれよw

>>54910750
わかっているが止められない

>>54910492
I never understand attractiveness of eroge.
Although some eroge fanboys say "b-but some eroge has good stories and cool scenario! I don't play eroge for fapping!" they don't play any other games without H-scenes or cute moe characters. I still like people honestly say they play it for fapping, but I don't understand why don't they just watch porn.

I have the same question about American movies, why do they have sex scene in each action movie? It just turns me off.

>>54910666
Only weirdo girls have sex in foreign countries. Nobody understand what they think.

>>54910735
そもそもその画像がDNAデータでも何でもないっていう

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>>54910510
Ainu is a name of Ezo's people.
Ezo(蝦夷) is old eastern Japan.
I heard there was also a theory that Edo was a name that Ezo changed into.

>>54910804
No you misunderstand.

I meant women in japan having sex with foreign nerds who are traveling.

>>54910734
they are not nerds, I bet they are absolutely charisma man.

>>54910835
No they're socially awkward nerds, women here aren't interested in them, and they're probably bad at sex.

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>>54910823
わかっているが止められない

>>54910666
If you're the right kind of foreign, it adds an extra 1.5 points of attractiveness to you. It's true for any country.

5/10? Congrats, now you're a 6.5/10.

>>54910548
You might be delicious surely.

>>54910725
We don't abolish the use of kanji. Writing Japanese without kanji or forcing us to use English is almost impossible.

AAを画像で張るのが謎すぎる
2ch見てない人からしたらわけわからんし

>>54910826
It's just one of theories.

>>54910896
I think its easier to feel more confident meeting women in a different country. There's no commitment and if you screw up there is no way that shit will follow you back home.

>>54910924
これ
ほんとこれな

>>54910666

This is a meme that won't die.

In the age of Tinder and dating sites, it's pretty easy for even a beta nerd to find someone here, but the thought is that ugly nerdy foreign guys are easily rolling in beautiful Japanese girls and that is pretty damn absurd.

I've certainly met guys here who were probably not getting a lot of play back home and were able to meet someone nice and decently cute here, but that's as far as it goes. If you think these girls they're with are well above the nerd's level then chances are your own indiscriminate Japanese girl fetish is making you massively overrate the Japanese girls they're with.

I've honestly seen more handsome foreign guys with so-so girls than I've seen attractive Japanese girls with so-so foreign guys here.

Also, how come you have experience fucking nerds to know they're not good in bed?

Also, nice satanic trips.

>>54910859
well then that's simply because those women like white male?I don't know and I don't really care and I'm not interested in white.

>>54910666
Gaijin hunters don't care if their sex partner is a nerd only if he isn't too fat. But most of Japanese girls aren't gaijin hunters.

>>54911009
That's a good point... I actually don't know if nerds are bad in bed.

>>54911091
But what makes gaijin hunters interested in bad sex?

>>54910780
>I never understand attractiveness of eroge.
I don't either desu. There's often too much story for me to even care about tits, and in the case of nukige, the narrative and having to scroll through every text just gets in the way.

>>54911110
I think Japanese women are more alpha then Japanese men.

(･`ω･´)

>>54911110
They like themselves having many foreign friends, and they do anything to increase the number of friends.

>>54911224
かわいい

>>54911224
_(:3」∠)_

>>54911124
What do you think about sexy scenes in western movies? I think they shouldn't put random sexy scenes in horror or action movies. I'm not being a moralfag but these are just a bunch of waste of film.

>>54911140

Both alarmingly huge chunks of both young Japanese men and women are not interested in sex and relationships. However, there is a phenomenon-- 草食系男子, soshokukei danshi--"herbivore men." It's sort of like beta, or a guy who does not pursue sex or relationships. The complimentary term is 肉食系女子, nikushokukei joshi, or "carnivore women," aggressive, alpha women who in many instances arise as a result of the herbivore man phenomenon.

>>54911241
That sounds like it's for status or something then, instead of pleasure.

Do they think having many foreign friends gives them social status or something?

今月はジュラシックワールドがレンタル開始なので楽しみ

>>54910957
of course.
I heard Izu and Itou also have the same theory as that 2bh

>>54911009
>If you think these girls they're with are well above the nerd's level then...

This is pretty accurate. It's also funny to see the number of foreigners who are dating non-Japanese. The bitter asshole in me thinks they either don't know, or couldn't get the real thing.

There are times I'm surprised though. Usually ugly guys will get more attractive gaijin hunters if they speak Japanese.

>>54911317
>草食系男子
My girlfriend called me this. She couldn't understand why I told her to fuck off afterwards, because she thought it was a compliment.

>>54911124
just wondering, are there any eroges that are officially translated in english?

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キチガイ

>>54911367
Why'd you get so defensive when she said it, senpai? Is true? >:3

>>54911369
Yes, this site often features adds for this online store
https://jlist.com/category/games-computers/visual-novels

>>54911317
Sometimes I think something similar could be happening in the west. I increasingly am seeing stories of women forcing themselves on men, especially cute and shy socially awkward redditors with left wing political views.

>>54910666
I don't think they told you true stories. There is a nerd American poster under Japanese flag called ギャルフェチ and he said he had girlfriend for fucking, but ask him about the story a bit further, he just went to some kind of brothel shops and fucked middle aged women after paying money.

>>54911452
Sad.

He should have gone to thailand instead then. Pay to play in Japan is a ripoff.

>>54911429
Probably, but I mean, we're together when I could be off in Shibuya pretending I'm a tourist and using shitty ナンパ/じじギャグ lines to pick up dirty chicks. She shouldn't insult that, right?

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アメリカ人ってバケツでアイスクリーム食べるよなあ

>>54911501
Yeah, he's really a sad person. Also he complains about his workplace for his Japanese coworkers bullying him just because he's useless gaijin.

>>54911287
Depends on the movie. I hate any kind of romance scene in an action movie though. Every time I see one I just 萎える

>>54911436
nice but seems not many are translated

>>54911583
I would quit my job right away (with appropriate notice given) if I was bullied by coworkers.

Although I'm a linux systems administrator, so I guess maybe others aren't as confident in their skills.

>>54909813
I know you're a good nerd.

凄む=脅すような態度をとる
だけど、これは男がカッコつけて女の子に言うセリフ(とされている。使っているのを見たことはないw)
やけど = a wound of the heart by love affairs
So 俺に関わると火傷するぜ means I'm a dangerous guy (for girls)

目の画像貼るスレなくなってた。。。
せっかく写真撮ったのに。。。

>>54911558
バケツで売る奴がいけないんだと思う

>>54911625
You're so cool! Thanks for teaching me a new phrase

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I'm a qt jp girl with a tight pussy...fuck me hard baka gaijins!

>>54911351
>Usually ugly guys will get more attractive gaijin hunters if they speak Japanese.

The thing about Japanese ability, is that while it will open up your potential pool of girls you can talk to and try out an in general, good Japanese ability doesn't make you sexier or more appealing to Japanese girls. It's not like some dude who can speak French in the eyes of some American girl. Doesn't have that effect.

Japanese girls who want to hook up with or date foreigners, are either going to at the very least speak some passable English/force themselves to use the shit they learned in school, or else just not fucking care and not let the language barrier get in their way.

I'm amused at clubs when I see a loser looking guy (usually a student) who has pretty jozu Japanese and tries it out for nampa and still gets the "Yadda! Yabai!" treatment.

I guess putting yourself in the girls head she might be thinking: Why does this dork know Japanese? Did he learn Japanese just for Nanpa? Etc. etc.

My modest Japanese ability did help me at sun beach in Atami with this girl though, so I'm not saying it can't be an asset.

Do you sluts want a new bread?

>>54911452

That is a lie. I didn't say that.

>>54911501
Don't listen to him. Clearly a butthurt Japanese guy.

My coworkers don't bully me. Absolute nonsense.

Again, don't listen to him. >>54911615

>>54911686
>I'm a qt jp girl
This I believe.

>with a tight pussy
This I don't believe. I think you have a penis, even though you're a girl on the inside.

>>54911686
Give number

>>54911584
brofist.jpg

I don't give those movies five-stars even if the action scenes were good. It ruins my dream that I will bring my future kids to cinema and talk about actions with them.

>>54911695
It's always better outside of work to underplay how much Japanese you know. Nothing good comes from letting others know you understand Japanese.

>>54911583
>>54911583

Fucking lying ass hurt netouyo.

>>54911635
見てやるから貼ってみ

>>54911777
>netouyo
またか

英語で揉めるな
ついていけないから

can i make a new thread?

>>54911853
Only if you use Princess Kako....