Invited: Countries that touch the Glorious sea.
Welcomed: Other seaniggers.
Not Invited: Landniggers.
>Blessed with access to the legendary Mediterranean
>Flow of sea means we get nothing but murky disgusting water full with sediment from the Nile and literal Egyptian and Gazan shit.
REEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO BATHE IN THE CRYSTAL CYAN WATERS LIKE IN GREECE AND TURKEY
It's not polution , the Nile just brings ( it doesn't bring much anymore ) fertile dirt from the inland to sea ( which is a huge bonus for fishing , but it's not really good for tourism )
Basically yeah. The majority of our language is from Romance languages but the base is Semitic and a little percentage of English/Germanic words.
IT'S FULL OF ARAB GARBAGE IT STINKS LIKE SHIT I HATE IT I HATE IT I WANT TO LIVE NEAR THE BEAUTIFUL CLEAR SEA FOR HEALTHY SKIN AND SO I CAN AT LEAST SEE IF THERE IS A RUBBISH BAG FULL OF USED CONDOMS FLOATING PAST ME
>t. genocidal maniac
also, TRI MORETA bitches
Our government doesn't do shit about anything, ever. Also it is well known here that the politics at Municipal level in this country are completely corrupt, they do whatever the hell they want.
>Go abroad and be treated like a king in a beautiful place for a reasonable price
>Stay in Israel and get treated like shit and pay 3 times as much for a stinky room near a stinky beach
unfortunately our tourists are notoriously enormous, entitled fucking assholes so apologies to any medbros here if you bump into some like that.
I would love to lick your tummy too bad that is haram and ill go to jahanam
Damn that must suck, didn't know they were that corrupt, do the people do anything like cleaning the beaches and stuff like that?
>unfortunately our tourists are notoriously enormous, entitled fucking assholes
Actually the only Israeli I met was really friendly. Weird but friendly hahah
Normally beaches are cleaned yeah but there's only so much you can do when you've got a literally sea of trash coming in from the south and reckless Israelis contributing to that. There are some better days and some worse days. The better days are still too disgusting for me.
>tfw I will never get to go on a reasonably priced holiday in Turkey like everyone used to
oh well I hear my bathtub is beautiful this time of year
Never looked into it desu m8. Wouldn't be against it in general if there were a low-budget airline with direct route from here to there.
that sounds like something Alberto Barbosa would say!
Lel i have been in batum xDD and fucked a georgia girl
>we will always by dirty arab retarded hooligans and not something nice like Italians
The sea is right in front of my house I guess I qualify
I live near the sea mate
Have a load of this wonderful sea :^)
>The saying "The wogs begin at Calais" (implying that everyone who is not British is a wog) appears to date from the First World War, but was popularised by George Wigg, Labour MP for Dudley, in 1949 when in a parliamentary debate concerning the Burmese, Wigg shouted at the Conservative benches, "The Honourable Gentleman and his friends think they are all 'wogs'. Indeed, the Right Honourable Member for Woodford [i.e. Winston Churchill] thinks that the 'wogs' begin at Calais."