>Be French >Have a thousand years of genuinely fascinating

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>>54885292
W-we know, please stop now

>>54885292
>invite Muslims
>get shot

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>>54885292
But you sure can destroy it. Praise Allah.

>>54885292
>Have what's widely considered to be the world's most beautiful language
Female french singers are angels.

>>54885744
Then why did Alizee ruin herself with those disgusting tats?

>>54885292

> All this
> Gives it up for ahmed
> Ognon, Nénufar
>kek

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>>54885292
Do you want me to cook something for you? We could be friends. I'll send you pastries in the mail and tell you bedtime stories of our national keystones.

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>>54885840
Have you seen what happened to Macally Caulkin (the Home Alone kid)? He looks like a hobo and is constantly drugged up.

When you suddenly dump millions of dollars on people and make them world famous, they do some crazy shit. Retarded tattoos are probably the most harmless thing she could do. That's why a shitload of actors, soccer players etc. end up being in debt when their careers end. They don't know what to do with their money so they spend it on shopping sprees, parties, drugs, alcohol, women etc.

Celebrities who can deal with the pressure and spend their money responsibly are exceptional, though not unheard of.

>>54885917
Make crêpes for me pls

>>54885292
Where did the white French come from? When did they split off from which Germanic tribe?

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>>54885906
>Ognon, Nénufar

FUCK OFF, #JESUISCIRCONFLEXE

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>>54885906
>> Ognon, Nénufar
ENOUGH

>>54885840
I did not mean their personality.
When I hear "French cover songs" they sound more pleasant to me.

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>>54886028
nah, they got moored hard and then supposedly held some clay. but cmon, look at paris

Le surrender meemee

Not trying to be edgy, but France is a nice country

I wanted to learn French a long time ago, but I dropped the class because the language is just insane and really hard.

>>54886241
>Liking France has to be prefaced with an "I'm not edgy but..." on this board

They also have a shitskin tier culture of sexual harassment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/44xar8/every_woman_in_paris_polled_in_survey_has/
The survey is seriously flawed but read the comments and you'll see that everyone's experience with Paris is far worse than anywhere else.
A country like this can't be good when it has such a terrible culture for sexual harassment. Stuff like this are things we expect in third world shitholes, but apparently France shared that culture.

And this is my true opinion. Civilized countries don't sexually harass. Not as a norm, at least.

>>54885292
>>Be French
>>Have a thousand years of genuinely fascinating history and military accomplishment
>>Have what's widely considered to be the world's most beautiful language
>>Have the best cuisine in the world
>>Cucked by arabs

>>54886377
It was just hard to speak for me, the actual learning of the words and conjugations wasn't as hard

>>54886591

Study is flawed. Stuff posted in comments is anecdotal evidence, could also be straight up false as well.

>>54886591
Isn't Paris the city filled with shitskins though?

>>54886591
>r/TwoXChromosomes
Kill yourself

>>54886045
>>54886110
c'est rigolo car nénufar est l'orthographe originale et yavait aucune raison de mettre "ph" qui s'applique aux mots d'origine grecque

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>>54886591
>reddit.com

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>>54885991
Of course I will. I'll even put rum in them if you like.

>>54886216
reee reee
ree

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Any french-anon care to explain this shit?

https://youtu.be/UKAQX74yRyc

>>54886591
95% of the sexual harassment is done by maghrebis and niggers.

>be french
>wake up next to bull because of smell from gf's hairy pits
>make breakfast of baguettes and shit tier cheese for their son while he impregnates her on the kitchen table again
>can't drink wine because alcohol is now haram
>walk past multiple taharrush groups on the way to work
>get robbed at knifepoint by steve jobs on the way to work
>finally reach work at satirical magazine company
>get shot
>have to walk to the hospital because I'm in a no-go zone
>die in hospital line because wait time was 2 weeks

>>54887490
>thousands of migrants want to go to bongland
>bongland doesn't want them
>french authorities don't let them pass
>bottleneck effect with a closed bottle
>tons of cops are rerouted here but still not enough
>politicians don't do shit

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>>54885292
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that the French force 14 African countries to pay "Colonial debt" and they hold 65% of their reserves in French banks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXBzNBsub8

my favorite French song, i heard it in the movie "Munich"

>>54887678
Rude
But accurate

>>54885292
>Be French
you mean muslim?

>Have a thousand years of genuinely fascinating history and military accomplishment
dgaf

>Have what's widely considered to be the world's most beautiful language
haha you all sound like faggots

>Have the best cuisine in the world
it's not the 70's anymore m8

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>>54888438

>>54888438
Hear that? That's the sound of how relevant you are. Yeah, me neither.

>>54888729
no idea what you are trying to say

>>54888778
That's because I'm not a sheep.

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>>54888778

>>54886591
>>54886591
>https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/44xar8/every_woman_in_paris_polled_in_survey_has/
end yourself

>>54888438
>you mean muslim ?
Shut up or we SHEIKH you
>dgaf
k
>haha you all sound like faggots
At least we have our own language
>it's not the 70's anymore m8
meh

>>54888828
هل تتحدث الانجليزية ??

>>54888995
ث الانجل تت يزية.

>>54887997
thats awesome, thanks britbongs I didnt know.

>>54889058
>les français défendront ça

>>54889163
nope

>>54889058
that's not actually arabic, if you don't speak english and you don't speak arabic what do you speak? is algerian a language?

Je tiens à poster dank musique accordéon !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6fhjT_tIfI

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>>54885292
>Tfw born Monegasque French
>No cool military history

We failed

>>54889260
>is algerian a language?

Why don't you ask your wife's son?

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>>54889342
>Monaco

NGGGGGGGGGGGR

>>54889400
old meme/10

>>54885292
Destruction is absolutely the most beautiful moment of existence, to be honest. -Qur'an 4:20

>>54889342
i have been to your country like 5 times lol my mom lives there

>>54889564
you just can't handle my excellent bantère.

>>54889625
>bantère

you can't even speak french

>>54889773
omelette du fromage ;^)

>>54889773
han han, baguette au fromage ; )))

>>54889311
https://youtu.be/pvfrRQqKQLc

>>54889954
That girl is so unmistakably French.

Thanks for that; I love the Amelie soundtrack. Listen to it all the time.

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>>54890114
>That girl is so unmistakably French.

Y-yes...?

>>54887678
At least the hospital are working pretty well.

French are probably the ugliest nation on earth.

>>54890181
stay mad britshit

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>>54890173
Her facial features I mean. She has that gallic look.

It's a good thing

>>54890181
that's because eveyday of your life you are seeing your own people, your aesthetic sense is wrecked

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>>54890181
not really

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>>54890319
I don't even know

>>54890181
You're not that distant from them.

>>54890439
Be proud mon ami. Your people are beautiful and you're loved by everyone except muslims.

>>54890319
She's greek

>>54890521
Thanks, based NZ

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I love France !

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>>54890181

I'm pretty sure the world would be a remarkably better place if the british isles were to just sink into the sea over night.

You're miserable half existence would end and we'd be rid of you. Win win desu

>>54890523
DAILY REMINDER GREEKS ARE FRENCHIES IN DENIAL

>>54890580
Love you too, Greatest ally

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France is actually a great country.
National pride, too.

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Another accordion grill
https://youtu.be/BMEW2a3lvGE

WE WUZ KINGSLAYERS N SHET

>>54890521
<3 thanks for Lorde btw. She's 2qt4me.

>>54890590
Nah man. The world would be a better place if humans weren't petty and self centered by nature. But hey, there's a really long night out there and we'll soon walk into it.

>>54890590
No seriously they make really good whisky and whiskey and some ales. Other than that... yeah well sure :)

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desu we were the best from our based Gallic tribes until De Gaulle left

>>54890827
>National pride, too.
The 70s are over, Hotaru.

>>54885744
too bad I absolutely despise french male singing
sounds fucking awful tbqh

>>54887678
>shit tier cheese
>america
>knowing anything about cheese to differentiate it and a block of soft plastic
Come on now, rest is true though

>>54890827
>national pride
Germany's self hate because of the nazis rubbed off on us
Only time you're allowed to be proud to be french is when you get our shit gets bombed

>>54885292
all of those are the "legacies" of the past.
their modern culture is dying out. no one cares about french films, art, music anymore. the fashion is slightly still alive but is only for uncreative riches like the ones from the 3rd worlds.

i hope they invoke their weebness and get it completely as an alternative of the west and get rid of all actual japshit from there. that would be great.

>>54892583
Our far right if very influenced by traditional Japanese ideas that they see as the last survival of the old (China-Japan, Greece-Rome, India, etc...) civilizations.

>>54892583
back to the rice fields sasuke, you're talking out of your ass

>>54885292
What a riot, eh?

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>>54885292
And this beautiful cultural heritage is being shitted on, trampled upon, and eclipsed by the parasites calling themselves politics, ministers and so on.

>>54886045
>>54886110

I don't get it.

>>54892583
They have the best music, food and wine in Europe, if you ask me.

>>54893278
Spelling reform because youth is too dumb to write properly. Another good socialist measure, tearing France stone by stone

>>54889342
Salut riche voisin

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I, as an Anglo Canadian, actually like France.

>>54885292
>Have what's widely considered to be the world's most beautiful language

'no'

I cry myself to sleep every night because I was not born French.

>>54885906
> Ognon, Nénufar
fuck off, there's litterally nothing wrong with those

>>54893542
Thank you, based Canada

>>54893670
I really love english, to the point I'm not even sure I would grieve the loss of french. But languages aren't evolving in a good direction, they are putting words on technological advancement, who gives a fuck about """sexting""". If we were dedicated to enriched the dictionnary with more variations on words, and more semi-synonyms, I wouldn't be that sad about losing all the specifities of any other languages. Alas, it doesn't seem like people are interested in getting any smarter.

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>>54885292
>you will never be french
>even if you somehow move there you will always be seen as a smelly monkey, barely better than algerians

>>54887678
>>die in hospital line because wait time was 2 weeks
if your wait can be counted in hours it's considered extremely bad by french hospital standards desu

>>54894197
We've a lot of Spainboos, here, m8

>>54893354
It's from fucking 1990, get over it, language can change, language SHOULD change.

>>54885906
>>54886045
>>54886110
>>54894069
>>54894069

> Ognon, Nénufar
Could you elaborate on this?

>>54894291
Even spainboos look at us like they're superior, just in a different way. Like SJW look on minorities. It's even worst.

>>54894365
>language SHOULD change
thou art a knave

>>54894380
Don't be retarded, real life isn't 4chan. People irl don't care what shade of black or white you are if you are a good person.

>>54894368
suggested spelling reform that does virtually nothing causes intense butthurt to /pol/tards

>>54888438
Don't talk about our brothers like that you filthy D*bliner.

>>54894205
Yep, but "long waiting time" is a canadian meme that americans apply to every country with socialized healthcare (because they are ignorant and stupid)

>>54894420
>implying grills care if you're a good person or not

>>54894368
Last week the media discovered a widely ignored spelling reform that was approved in 1990, now half of France is butthurt because of minor changes.

>>54894440
>>54894908
Interesting, thank you.