I did a thread a while back called "Tell Uncle Kiwi how your evening is going".
I figured I'd do another because I'm feeling pretty shit today and I want to hear people are okay.
I'm loving how much Australians are triggered about losing to a third world Mongolid team in CSGO
Tonight I am cooking some rice and watching cooking videos of this really cheerful lady
I hope your day picks up Uncle Kiwi
Don't forget to do some squats and splash some cold water on yourself/do a cold water shower (these things release some testosterone, so you might feel a bit more energetic or happy) and to get some sunshine (serotonin boost). You can also do some stretching...All of these are lazy ways to feel a little better. I hope any of that helps you, Ojisan.
I was about to ask you if there are even any Aussies that actually care about Esports; but then I realised this is 4chan and it's probably swimming with nerds and hermits that watch it like an actual event.
So far I've heard three competing ideas on what's actually caused the meme and not a one of them has any evidence behind it.
Okay well first somebody said it was something about an Australian CSGO team losing to a Mongolian team because the Aussie internet died or something. Then somebody said it was actually some poof in Melbourne that spent ages trying to woo a Mongolian woman on Interpals, only to get her to Aus, find out it's a trap and have sex with the creature, anyway. Then the third one was that apparently that Polish poster that's obsessed with Australia just made it up to force a meme, then was joined by a few others and it just stuck.
But again, no evidence for any of the three claim, so I have no idea what the fuck's going on.
I've since seen some stuff posted about the Aussie CSGO team just being legitimately beaten by the Mongolian team. I'm satisfied, I'm not going to be looking into it any further.
But I'm not bantering. Prove me wrong, go on and legitimately care about that guy's problems. I dare you to even try.
No, proper sports are where a pro runs for 30+ minutes and is surrounded by other people that could carry a conversation in a real life social setting. Then they have after parties where sluts throw themselves at them and there's even more of that dreaded beast social activity.
My evening is going well. Had a good day at work, now I'm listening to music and wishing my internet was good enough to play video games.
>Internet not good enough to play games
I don't buy it. Even I can do that here.
Not him, but i'm on a college campus, and unless there is a massive depopulation of people here, like they go home for the weekend or something, my internet is too shit to play anything.
My dear Yankus friend, this is no good :(
When I was growing up, at high school, our school went into lockdown because a guy was driving at incredilby hihg sped nearby. We all laughed at the police, it was quite funny!
Hope u feel better my friend, please go see doctorino!!!!
I just randomly felt sad and stuff, I'm trying to get with a girl who may just be Auntie Kiwi.
I don't really know if I'll clinch it with her so Uncle Kiwi is feelin bretty boopy atm :(
Uncle Kiwi doesn't like Koreans.
Uncle Kiwi might ask his friend with Korean gf to fuck her a little bit harder tonight :(
After all, why would Korean women go for Korean men when they could have men with actual penises?
Uncle Kiwi's threads are places of positivity, so fugg off
We are becoming a pariah state like North Korean on every front. Throw in the nanny state and we can conclude that Australia is run by totally incompetent morons. We are also the people who had the biggest resources boom in history and have nothing to show for it! We are also about to destroy one of the greatest health care models in the world and we also concluded that building the NBN as FTTP is a bad idea. Our leaders should be proud they have the IQ and administration abilities of fools like Mugabe and Zuma and others in Africa. We are fast becoming a country run by Monkeys.