tfw you wish were a based Dixie.

Why? They were dumb enough to believe that bongland would help them cuz of muh cottonz

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>ywn sing in dixie's land i'll make my stand before shouting a rebel yell and rekking yankees

I wanna be a confederate. They are the only true Ameriguns. Texas is intermediate. 'bama stronk.

Just so this doesn't turn into a 100% "yankees shitpost about the south" thread, post southern music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxoXn-0Ezs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAbrnjdtYw

>tfw family used to have a place up in Appalachia, but they're all dead now and we lost the land

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>>54855054
I love the south only place in America worth saving.

>>54855291
new york's got a great food man

VIRGIL CAINE IS THE NAME

AND I SERVED ON THE DANVILLE TRAIN

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>tfw Kentucky

>>54855341

TIL STONEMAN'S CAVALRY CAME

AND TORE UP THE TRACKS AGAIN

>>54855460
>tfw Tennessee
>tfw flag of the army of Tennessee

>>54855613
Tennessee has the best flag desu

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>>54855779
>implying this isn't the best flag.

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>>54855867
our version with the battle flag was better imo

>>54856067
Has anyone /south/ watched this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqxBn1oLAY
Thoughts?

>>54856310
unfunny desu. There are way better ways to make fun of the CSA

>>54854960
why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWB7_o6x6DA

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>tfw best true Dixie state
>Best GDP of them
>Most up and coming

Feels fucking good

WHO /TENNESSEE/ HERE

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>>54854960
Iktf. Why are my countrymen such Southaboos? Feels good

I'm literally the only person in Arkansas who uses a computer.

>>54856929
Me tbqh
East

>>54856929
ME!

>>54856929
>>54858018
Any of y'all in Murfreesboro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s
>tfw great grandfather fought under Lee, got captured in the Battle of Lexington which was his home town, sent to a camp in Ohio, and had to walk home when the war ended

stupid southerners are so stupid

you lost the war. because your half of the country sucks.

Why would anyone want to be from that shithole of poverty and hot weather?

>>54858369
t. ching chong

>>54858369

revealing yourself as a non-white : the post.

>>54858161
Ain't near it myself

>>54856310
Yeah.
It was meh.
Kinda stupid and overexaggerated, but i think that might be the point?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YJqZvMdHM9o

Damn it feels good to be from Alabama.

>>54859434
>tfw from, and still in Alabama
>tfw love this place
>tfw hate the heat, and want to move somewhere cold
>tfw don't want to deal with Yankees, Euros, or Russians to get that cold
suffering desu

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>>54854960
Come home white man. Come to Dixieland and take your stand. We need more white men to counter the black horde.

>>54859888
The South is what caused the black horde in the first place.

As a West Coast born American I'm so jealous of all yall born in the south. I'd love to have grown up having those bonfires, going mudding in bigass trucks, drinking sweet tea and listening to chilled out country music. I hang out in a small little bastion of that in Washington State. We're surrounded by King County (Seattle basically). Fucking liberals everywhere. The south is the last real identity or culture America has. You're the last hope we have :')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xZ0IIABbrw

>>54858270
>great grandfather
how fucking old are you

>>54860008
The English are. And the Yankees stopped the South from fixing it.

>>54860058
shit, forgot a couple greats

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Best general

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>>54860208
wudduh you mean "your people"?

>>54860081
>the Yankees stopped the South from fixing it.
how? by stopping slavery and wanting to send the blacks back to africa? if Lincoln wasnt killed he would have done that

>>54860081
You were never gonna fix it.

>>54860267
Lincoln was interested but the proto project failed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdXQAQHjd8

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you deserved worse

>>54860305
You know he loved the South, hated blacks, and supported slavery?
He also became the first president of LSU and stole the cannons that started the civil war and put them in front of their military building.

>>54860269
Soon it would have been, after the civil war slavery couldn't be sustained and something would have had to be done, but freeing them all definitely made it worse.
>>54860267
Nice meme

>>54860345
thats nice, he was just a means to a end.

>>54860395
Typical of the Yankee to toss away his allies when he gets bored of them.

>>54855341
Why is a Canadian saying these words? What the hell is wrong with you?

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texas reporting

love you canuckbro

love you dixielanders

>>54856984
"Southaboo"? Please don't let this become widespread.

>>54860558
sherman was a ruthless man and ruthlessness is all dogs understand. He did what was necessary and im glad he did. But he had no use other than teaching you all a little respect.

>>54859856
You ever look at a map, mammy? What are Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.

>>54860693
Not Southern, but they're alright. Especially Wyoming.

>>54858369

1000x this but you forgot to add "...and have superiority complex about it"

>>54860722
>not wanting to be in god's country Montana
flagstaff is also grand most sun under 70

>>54860693
>Idaho
literally middle of nowhere, i need to live around people to stave off the crippling loneliness
>Montana
John Green, cuck extraordinaire lives there.
>Wyoming
See Idaho

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>>54860595

You know a Canadian wrote that song, senpai?

>>54860764
You can't be helped. We tried our damndest.

>>54860835
Fuck it, I'll start an Alabama colony in the Canadian wilderness.
The South shall rise again, in the North.

>>54860831
I was just pretending to be retarded.

>>54860632
It already is. I know tons of people here in New England who are obsessed with the South because of show likes duck dynasty. They listen to mainstream country music and drive trucks around and generally make fools of themselves talking about how old fashioned they are and how they belong in the South.
Sorry m8

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>>54860895

Nice.

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I am.

WE WUZ DIXIES 'N SHIET.

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>>54860878
Can I have Talladega all to myself so I can run non-restrictor plate races?

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>mfw a yank uses "you" as singular and plural

>>54860917
Americana, Brazil?

>>54860961
Sure, i never liked it anyway

>>54860899
God help us

Captcha: Select all Construction Vehicles

Straight out of Ohio here. Had family on both ends of the fight. I have to rep my allegiance to my state and my country.

I don't hate you dixie boys, but I do love Uncle Billy and Grant. Maybe if you kept your idiot actors in line, then Lincoln could have repaired the country as he was supposed to do, instead of having that drunk Johnson ruin everything.

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>>54860997

Yep. There's also Barretos which is literally Texas.

>>54861012
I'm taking NASA in Huntsville too.

>>54860693
Definitely some great states for peace and quiet, I hear.

Though, I've heard Native Americans in Montana can be a problem.

Fucking hate people from the south calling people from the north. It's just so cringy. Maybe it's cause my dad's scottish and he calls all americans yanks, and when one of my friends calls northeners yankees it feels like we're just pretending to be different.

>>54861102
>calling people from the north *yanks*
my b familia

>>54861093
Nah fuck off m8. We need that to construct our permanent settlement on the Moon for our stills to produce 200 proof pure moonshine.

>>54861117
>calling people from the north *yanks*
we dont
they're yankees.
the extra syllable matters

>>54861174
>>54860991
happens enough to bother me bby

What's it like in the south, seems too hot desu

>>54861256
Well it was 75 degrees on christmas, but it's getting down in the 40s here now for some reason.

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>>54861288
That sounds horrendous, I like the cold, it's comfy, although it's been warm this winter.

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If I wanted to go on a vacation to the south, where should I go? I don't just wanna see a bunch of poor blacks, I wanna meet real southerners and eat southern food, see landmarks, go to a gun range or something. Would they make fun of me for being a canacuck? I mean I can handle friendly banter but not actual "get outta here yeww librul" type shit.

>>54861256
It can get pretty humid.

>>54861174
lol, no
'see you in hell, billy yank'
'see you in hell, johnny reb'

>>54861358
>Would they make fun of me for being a canacuck?
Pretty much never. They might ask you to pronounce a few words because you talk differently, though.

>>54861358
> I don't just wanna see a bunch of poor blacks,
>I wanna meet real southerners

Pick two.

Anyway, this southern experience you're looking for might be Louisiana, Tennessee, or Virginia.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of the Lord;
he is trampling out the vintage
where the grapes of wrath are stored;
he hath loosed the fateful lightning
of his terrible swift sword;
his truth is marching on.
Refrain:
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

>mfw fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhyWv-PeVE