>90% of Americans will not know what this contraption is and

heating water?

I'm guessing that's a butter warmer

Wait, they really don't have those?

>>54850909
They use the stove instead

>>54850791
I use that to make my ramen noodles.

>>54850909
>>54851010
or the microwave

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>mfw an american microwaves tea near me

Its pretty obvious what that is, even if we dont have one, thats obviously a kettle with a built in heating element.

Im sure i could go down to the store and buy one of those, its just the sort of thing maybe a college student would use, whos trying to save space, not something for a proper kitchen.

>>54851066
>>54851020
What's wrong with a microwave?
It heats water just fine.
I use it to reheat my coffee.

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>>54851222
>What's wrong with a microwave?
>It heats water just fine.

>>54851222
it obviously kills the water and makes it like drinking dead water m8. raw water only!

that said i can never get water hot enough in the microwave.

I will just use hot tap water if i need hot water for something though, because my hot tap water is actually safe to drink :^)

>>54851282
What is wrong exactly?

>>54851341
>I will just use hot tap water if i need hot water for something though, because my hot tap water is actually safe to drink :^)

I've actually seen Americans say that and actually mean it.

>>54851362
cup gets very hot in a microwave desu

>>54851373
We have water filters you savage.

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>>54851222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

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?
I own one
All the stores in nearbye cities have em in stock and sell them too

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>>54851222
>What's wrong with a microwave?
>It heats water just fine

>>54851373
hot water is safe to drink in america though...

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>>54851424
>>54851471
Dank memes guys
But seriously, what is wrong with microwaving water?

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>>54851222

>>54851506
but not hot enough for a coffee surely? i doubt you get boiling water out of the tap

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>>54851530
pls m8 you gotta stop

>>54851549
That's what the microwave is for.

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>>54851222

>>54851579
Lol

>>54850791
You still use kettles? In the year 2k16?

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>>54850791
>90% of Brits will not know what this contraption is and what it does
Are you the 10% that knows?

>>54851530
Microwaving water giving brain damages and cancer, because changing molecular build of water.
That is why in every civilized country microwaving of water is forbidden.

>>54851530
microwaving water just causes pockets of it to heat up

>>54851622
epic meme friend! That's a toothbrush like ti says in the filename :^)

just use a pot you overcomplicated niggers

>>54851549

I only use hot water for oatmeal and instant noodles.

The only tea i drink is ice tea from a fast food place and i only use coffee if i need emergency caffiene, in which case i just shove instant coffee into my mouth and wash it down with soda.

>>54851629
>>54851636
Just goes to show how educated Americans are

>>54851612
Of course we do, big nose. It's a contraption every kitchen in the UK has. How else would we make our delicious cuppas?

>>54851666
fuck off savage

>>54851629
>Microwaving water giving brain damages and cancer, because changing molecular build of water.
Do you have brain damage?

>>54851622
>Electric toothbrush

Oy vey! I bet you see your dentist twice a year and he gives you a filling every time, we wouldn't want all that money you spent on braces and retainers and other wired shit to go to waste, would we? Don't forget to buy this special brand of toothpaste and whitening cream goy! Don't you want your teeth to look like the movie star's?

>>54851720
You must have brain damage since you seem to think microwaving water is acceptable.

>>54851720
Nope, but ppl who using microwave to heat water, have brain damages. Even American scientists prove it.

>using electricity to heat water
>not using a wood fire burning only the finest old growth hard woods to bring pure freshly mined arctic ice to a gentle boil

>>54851696
A water minibar. Almost everyone have them here. I haven't seen a kettle for about 10 years.

>>54851805
Peterman?

>>54851720
Did you ever seen that some scientist or congressmen, jew, or president using microwave to heat water?
No?
They using electric kettle...
That is suprise...

>>54851393
If you knew anything about tea you would know that it's actually preferable to have the cup heated before pouring the tea in, but keep drinking your fucking lipton and thinking you know shit.

i dont have any british shit in my house.
my small appliances are made by tefal or zojirushi.

>>54851222
>nobody is taking about how Americans reheat the watery piss they call coffee

>>54851984
But brithish earl gray lipton tea is good.

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>>54851984
>not microwaving your mug before you use it

>>54851984
*for some

>>54851772
>>54851776
>>54851890
I think the tard rangler is on his break.

>>54852011
same here desu most of our appliances are made overseas also

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>>54852021

Our coffee isn't watery piss you hue faggot
Now post bunda

>>54852153
>muh microcoffees

>>54850791
electric kettle

>>54852021

Literally nothing wrong with reheating coffee in the microwave.

>>54852188
>Muh milky tea

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>Implying I don't use one of these every day

>>54852400
Oh wow, that's high tech.

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>tfw I have a coffee make that can just boil and shit out hot water for whatever I need it for
Literally all anybody needs for hot drinks.

>>54852400

Impressive. Very nice

>>54852400
fancy m8

using a cheap 10 quid one here from tesco

>>54852400
That's the most high tech kettle I've seen. Nice one bruv.

Mine only goes "click" when the water is boiled

>>54852506
>>54852467
>>54852400
>>54850791
niggers who don't know how to make a proper coffee

>>54852400
Good job, you trying to be civilized and you do it this good.


Don't use microwave for God's sake...

>>54852467
>drm coffee

>>54852467
>falling for the capsule meme

>>54852578
It was a gift and you can stick any ground coffee you want into it.
Also, yes, I get my DRM coffee cheap and I'm lazy because I'm a fat American.

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>>54852553
>drinking liquid jew

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>>54852400
what the fuck do all those buttons even do

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>>54852553
>anglos
>coffee
m8...

>>54852640
I think the 185° is to be used by white americans where as the boil black is for black people.

>>54852641
do starbucks and costa trigger you friend?

I'm an american and I use a kettle...

>>54852609
I'll fall on your dick with my mouth.

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>>54852553

>drinking the very essence of poverty

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>>54852696
plebs trigger anyone mate

stovetop kettles > electric kettles desu

>>54852725
This image triggers me because America is not the very best in it.

>>54852725
I think Ireland has you guys beat

>>54852725
Coffee is the biggest meme drink there is desu. Doesn't taste good and people mostly drink it for the non existent caffeine rush.

>>54852738

Objectively wrong

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>>54852790
I literally drink black coffee because I like the taste of coffee.

>>54852725
does starbucks even offer actual coffee or is it just those 2000 calories sugary drinks you always see in american movies?
>>54852790
>non existant

u wot?

But yeah its horrible

>>54852864
I'd drink black if I drank coffee desu, it's the only type that doesn't taste terrible.

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>>54852640
it boils the water to a specefic temperature generally recommended for most of the teas listed. Far better than the 1button2boil shit but an ideal one would let you put in your own temperature. For example I have Gyokuro green tea which has an ideal temp of 50 - 60 degrees Celsius which would be easier to do on a stove kettle.

>>54852870

Starbucks is just coffee with everything possible added to disguise that it is coffee so Korean girls can drink it daily

>>54850791
>>54850791
I bought one of these and it literally changed my life. I french press coffee and the GF does a lot of tea. Having boiling/hot water in under 2 minutes is so convenient.

>>54853107
>literally changed my life

>>54852153
>our coffee isn't watery piss
yes it is, even your espresso is watery as piss. I feel sorry for you because you just don't know any better.

>>54850791
I use one for my french press

>perfect purified deionized water
>heat at microwave until the water get around 100º (it will not boil at this temperature because of purity) in a cup/mug whatever
>pour a spoon of sugar

>profit

>>54850909
Yes, we have those.

>>54852725
Tim Hortons>Starbucks

Is it a kettle?

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>>54855517
>Tim Hortons

Could you convert that to microwave time?

I just boil my water using a pot, what's wrong with that?

>>54850791
Can I microwave that?

>>54855678
I use this or a french press ("plunger" for you inbreds) most of the time 2bh. And I have an electric kettle. There's literally no reason not to it's 2016 CMON.

>>54855792
More direct energy 2 heat transfer. 10 minutes on a stove vs 1 minute in a kettle. Are you some kind of NEET?

>>54855901
>Are you some kind of NEET
Unfortunately yes, times are hard. Don't judge me anon, I'm trying. ;__;

>>54851685
christ this post is fat as fuck

>>54850791
it looks like a pitcher

is it a pitcher?

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>>54855517
Glad I could provide a laugh.

>>54855517
Literally loled you can keep your subpar dunkin donuts rip off

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>>54856000
Electric kettles are $15 and the most efficient way to boil water.

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what's wrong with this

I only use it for hot chocolate anyway

tea is for fags

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>>54856278
That was the joke.