You have to move out of your country. Would you live in Western

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>>54844368
Western Europe is Europe in the west, Northern Europe is Europe in the North, Southern Europe is Europe in the south. Do they teach you how the compass work where you live?

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Jeg vil leve og dǿ i norden.

>>54844368

You are Atlantean Europe, Portugal.

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>>54844368

I went to Sweden once and they all spoke English there anyways, so I guess I'd move to Sweden and get fucked by their housing market.

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>>54845169

Du gamla, du fria
1.
Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå jord,
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.

2.
Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar,
då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
Jag vet att Du är och Du blir vad du var.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
3.
Jag städs vill dig tjäna mitt älskade land,
din trohet till döden vill jag svära.
Din rätt, skall jag värna, med håg och med hand,
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.

4.
Med Gud skall jag kämpa, för hem och för härd,
för Sverige, den kära fosterjorden.
Jag byter Dig ej, mot allt i en värld
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.

>>54844959
>>54845205

Yes. Western Europe is in the West but also in the North with portions of the South. Sometimes it is central too and also Eastern.

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>>54845302
>himmel
>himmler

Are you nazi???

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>>54846002
Are you sure you don't mean Northwestern Europe and Southwestern Europe?? HOW THE FUCK CAN WESTERN EUROPE BE ALSO EASTERN EUROPE? HAHAHA DUDE YOU CRACKING ME UP. Google a fucking COMPASS.

Fuck off, Occitanie is ours

Already living in the north. South Europe is shit.

>>54844368
North of course. Need to think about what contry to move to. Thinking about Sweden, for ease of visiting Norway, and probably the best option, but if I can move around I'd like to try Iceland too for a while.

>>54844368
I'd live in galicia

>>54845302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIKJOrgqBKc
post different versions

>>54849044
Please don't post racist songs.

>>54848612
So Norway is not good enough for you?

>>54844368
South

>>54844368
Northern, and i'd move to Iceland

>>54849143
>You have to move out of your country.

>>54844368
>be with muslims but in depresive climate

or

>be poor with more muslims in nice climate


I would kill my self

Norway, probably. I think I could get by on just English for a little while. And they aren't quite cucked as Sweden.

Do Finns know English? In high numbers, that is? Finland seems like a nice place to visit. They haven't been enriched yet afaik.

I'll move to spain

>>54849325
Everyone under 50 in the rural areas and everyone under 70 in the cities.

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>>54844368
BRB moving 40km to the north.

>>54849558
Cool.
You all claim to be Nordic, right? Why is your language so fucked?

Like, if I read Norwegian or Swedish or Danish I can sometimes get the gist of what's going on. I can pick out certain words that are cognates.

But Finnish is fucking weird. What's with that?

For example:
>English
>Dragon

>Danish
>Drage

>Norwegian
>Drage

>Swedish
>Drake

>Finnish
>lohikäärme

fucking hell

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>>54849720
>Swedish
>Drake

>>54849044
The swedish anthem is beautiful, sad story that Stefan changed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw

>>54849720
It's not fucked. It's logical.

Lohikäärme = Salmonsnake.

>>54849807
it's what the dictionaries say

>>54849867
you know, now that you say that it sounds even dumber

>>54849720
I know, our language is quite a special snowflake.

>>54850257
Gosh, I wonder if you look as retarded as you sound.

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>>54850514
rude

I'd become a neet in iceland to achieve the maximum comfy lifestyle desu

Anywhere but here!!!!!

>>54850970
I imagine your like Åland but in slightly bigger scale.

>>54851107
Whats Aland like?

>>54851171
Inbred with nice cycleways.

>>54851361
>inbred
Are they inbred too? I thought they were all retarded because the pregnant women eat whale there and shit and the mercury fucks up the babies brains.

>>54851740
There are no whales in Åland.

>>54851740
>Population is around 330 000
>An island in the middle of nowhere

http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2013-04-17/in-iceland-an-app-to-warn-if-your-hookup-is-a-relative

>>54851853
Then maybe it's sharks?

>>54851866
I know Iceland is inbred. I just thought Aland was close enough to other countries to not have that problem.

>>54852034
No sharks only fish.

>>54852184
I just looked it up. It IS whale but it's the Faroe islands and not Aland. My mistake.

>>54844368
Save for Iceland, I'd definitely not move anywhere in the northern countries OP outlined

>>54844368
LoL.

Blue part is brown people, north part is new somolia, west part is brown people, east part is drunkards and potatoless niggers.

>>54844368
I move to Sweden and life off welfare bucks.

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>>54844368
i would probably move to east asia if i ever moved out of turkey, which i am not really planning to do

in europe i can see myself living in italy, poland, france or one of the baltics. north is far too cold for my roachlike mediterranean body, europe overall is far too infested with feminazis and communists for my political preferences

>>54852034
Ålanders are like nordic Targaryens to whom everyone outside of their own kind is inferior.

>>54844368
I'd rather live in Iceland than in south of france t b h fampai

>>54854508
Montpellier was pretty comfy.

>>54854658
Maybe so but I hate heat.

>>54855449
Have you ever been to -20 with windy as fuck weather?

>>54855520
If you are cold, just put on more layers. If you are hot, you are basically fucked. I like the cold, -20 can be much worst than -5.

If I had to move I might as well travel around the world, never settling for one place in particular until I am forced to.
Hell I think I'd spend the majority of that travel time in Asia, not Europe.

>>54856349
Lived in Stockholm for two years, the winter is pretty depressing. Not that easy.

>fingolia
>western europe

>>54857293
With heat comes the sun and dem D- vitamins.

>>54844368
corsica

South

>>54844368
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>54844368
South, it was windy and chilly today here, I couldn't stand it