USA is invading your country.
How would the invasion look like and what should be done to defeat the agressors?
They would probaly try to invade from the North and Northeast. Two separate landings, at Belem region and at Natal region. From there, they'd try to streamroll us from the north to the south. The problem for them would be the jungle, we have a lot of military bases there that can easily attack their landing spots and cut them from reinforcements.
It also would only be a matter of time until the US navy gets complete control of our coast and is able to start launching attacks against us with their cruise missiles on targets near the southeastern coast, which is our most important region.
We'd be forced to give up mostly everything, except for Sao Paulo, Rio, Minas Gerais and Espirito Santo.
We should save no efforts in flanking them with the units we have in the jungle once they're very stretched and probaly sieging Brasilia. That would be the perfect moment to turn the tide of the war.
they tried and failed
>USA takes over the coast
>niggers steal all their shit
>USA tries to fight back
>niggers come out of the favelas with their metal gears and nuclear weapons
>even if USA wins they will still need to somehow manage that mess
They can't win this battle
>Build this everywhere.
>See them spinning until they die
In most states we could hold out the US and make guerilla warfare for a looong time, so i don't think we'd lose everything but the southeast. If we properly use the Sertão in the northeast, the jungles in the north, the mountains in Espírito Santo and the Atlantic Forest in the southeast and never surrender, they would never win a war against us (unless they use nukes and chemical weapons). The secret is using our nature against them.
This also. We have hordes of crazy armed niggers in the favelas who would probably defend Brazil in the case of an american invasion
>USA is invading your country
They invaded 70 years ago and won't leave.
>How would the invasion look like
Merkel and Obama shaking hands and more collective guilt campaigns for Germans.
>what should be done to defeat the agressors?
Anti-American propaganda, resistance and boycott of American products.
>We should save no efforts in flanking them with the units we have in the jungle once they're very stretched and probaly sieging Brasilia. That would be the perfect moment to turn the tide of the war.
Thats a good plan Lt. but they do have the ability to cluster bomb the jungles you are hiding in with immeasurable air superiority both for COIN and ASAMOP enforced by their CAGs.
nothing worse than the Jihadis they've dealt with in sand-istans before you can stretch it , stall it but can't stop them without nuclear deterrence.
The Invasion would start with a fuckton of confusion, I guess the American bros stationed here would be taken as hostages.
After that we'd probably surrender, because all our defenses are directed at Russia.
>they lose 70% of their military forces due to being raped to death by the wildlife within the first week
>they nuke us
>the nukes hit nothing but empty desert
>their military is on the verge of collapse from said rape
>they surrender and we claim victory
Assuming unrealistically perfect conditions for them (like nobody noticing the force build up and war not being declared at any stage), they would be able to take some coastal cities if they did an amphibious surprise attack, destroyed our navy while it was in port and destroyed our air force while it is on the ground, but in less than a month they would be bled white. They would then either negotiate a treaty or be pushed into the sea and get humiliated.
If it goes like the Iraq War, their ships get sunk with cruise missiles when they are near Germany or Gotland and they will not be able to penetrate our air defenses which are designed to stop a far more numerous enemy that shares a land border with us. Assuming a US invasion force of a few hundred thousand soldiers were in Northern Norway, their incursion would also be stopped at less than 60 km due to our heightened mobility, being used to the local conditions, having a superior logistical chain due to fighting at home, having more ground forces available than a large chunk of western europe put together and so on. Then there is the problem that a lot of their equipment is not designed to withstand our climate and that their soldiers are also not trained for it with the exception of some mountain infantry and special forces.
Overall, they suffer more casualties than in any other American war, they get absolutely nothing out of this but international humiliation, probably get the rest of the world to align against them and the president responsible for the debacle gets lynched or something like that.
Let me fix that for you
>burgers shoot missiles at our electricity grid
>whole country is disabled
>military tries to arrange some defense
>half of the reserve is fat, uneahlthy and unmotivated to defend the vacation houses of rich people
>burgers shoot missiles at our electricity grid
1) That's a war crime.
2) They didn't do this in any other modern wars they fought
3) They don't want to be left with the reconstruction bill
>Legitimate energy targets include installations providing energy mainly for national defense, such as coal and other fuels, and plants producing gas or electricity mainly for military consumption. Attacks on nuclear power stations and hydroelectric dams are generally, but not always, prohibited by the laws of war.
>whole country is disabled
Your entire reasoning is already flawed at this stage
>half of the reserve is fat, uneahlthy and unmotivated to defend the vacation houses of rich people
Just like half the reserve on the eve of ww2 were commies that would rise up and overthrow the government, right? Or how about the fact that the modern soldier is in considerably better shape than the ones who fought in WW2 because they aren't undernourished and addicted to amphetamines?
Come on anon, you just have to give them a counter-order.
>united states giving a shit about international laws
They do. Remember the shitstorm that was caused when some soldiers acting by themselves tortured some sandniggers in abu ghraib? That would be like whispers compared to the global outrage that would happen if they bombed a nuclear power plant.
>trusting jonnes to defend finland
>implying 13-16 year olds would fight in this war
It really depends on who goes along with them. If they are forced to bring their troops by the sea, Russia would probably supply endless cruise missiles and intel on where to shoot them. Same with aircraft. They would never get to Finland.
If Sweden et al join them, the land troops could conquer Finland but Russia would not like it and would provide assitance to allow us to cause casualties.
>he actually believes americans are the good guys and never break laws
ei vittu hessu :D
The fins have no idea the stupid shit some of our more head-fucked soldiers do that give our military a bad name.
Theres a reason all this patriotic shit is shoved down our throats; because the military here is full of roidhead dudebros itching to kill people, psychopaths, and people who got duped into joining.
Finland would die fighting but it wouldn't stand a chance. We haven't raped and tortured asian pussy since nam and we're itching to get back at it. Think about how fucked up that'd place would be if we won.
>do you really think this?
Yes. The USA has done nothing resembling it's WW2 strategic bombings or used chemicals since Vietnam in the recent Middle East wars, even when it would have helped save American lives and the enemies were a bunch of savages that the rest of the world wants goe as well.
>Americans shoot at each other
>either die or get a ptsd
>go back to america and die in the street or kill himself
Norway has oil, we don't invade them. Canada has oil. We invaded them once but that was before we discovered oil there. Hell Saudi Arabia has oil and they somewhat deserve to be invaded and we don't invade there either.
Americans would get stuck in our mud and get shot.
Germany and France would probably come to our aid.
Hundreds of thousands of Dutch people would gwt drafted. But our military would be tired of fighting after 3 days and surrender.
Then it's business as usual until the liberation.
>Use whatever pression we have to force ourselves in germany and blitz their bases.
> Concentrate our forces in Gibraltar, suez and brest
> sub the hell out of any fleet approaching after destroying their comms
I would be interested to see how many ships/subs we can take down when all the chokepoints are mined to hell and our submarines are deployed around the UK. The Royal Navy is always spread thin around the world. It would be really interesting to see the entire Fleet concentrated around British waters. Each Astute class hunter-killer can carry 38 Spearfish heavy torpedoes btw.
The invasion will look like this:
1.- Their tanks and mechanized infantry quickly overrun any garrison on the border due to their superior military technology, complete dominion over the skies, advanced tactics and because they supply the 90% of all the guns and ammo of the Mexican armed forces.
2.- The invasion is slowed down due to a large number of soldiers who detours to visit their families in Zacatecas.
3.- The invasion is stalled where the rest of the soldiers detour to good burrito restaurants.
4.- The flow of the invasion is reversed once the federal troops learn how to catapult marijuana, cocaine and heroine to USA military camps. Burritos are not enough to satisfy all the high muchies the troops will develop so they rush back to the USA for Burgers and deep fried pepsi.
5.- The war ends but somehow USA ends up with 50 million more of mexicans.
¡VIVA LA REPÚBLICA!
>throw bunda at them
>pickpocket their weapons and gear while the are tipping and yelling m'lady
>when someone tries to react say how the patriarchy is rotting the society
>finish the burgers with the anti helicopter .50 machine gun in the favela entrance
>they can't do anything because it is up a mild hill and the humvees and tanks keys were stolen
#1 surrender before the first casuallty
#2 insisting on bigger or more sweets packages to beeing handed out to the children.
#3 leaving them the refugee crisis to be solved,...lol
#4 denouncing my tukrish neighbours to the army as terrorists "planing something"
>>burgers shoot missiles at our electricity grid
>1) That's a war crime.
>2) They didn't do this in any other modern wars they fought
>3) They don't want to be left with the reconstruction bill
They shot warheads with carbon strings to highvoltage transformator stations in Serbia and Iraq, to take their electricity grid down.
The short circuits destroyed that.
>emerika invades romania
>everybody blasts manele from their commieblocks
>american soldiers will eventually succumb to the █▬█ █ ▀█▀'s
>while they drink tuica we pickpocket their whole armament: tanks,airplanes,ammo etc
>we sell the scraps back to them
that's how we do it
We would never even begin to fight.
A few LARPers and airsofters would maybe fly innawoods and get shot sooner or later, others would immediately petition America to replace our government with appointed american clerks, while others would peacefully protest against this infraction against sovereignty.
Most people would probably not give a shit, especially if there was no widespread violence and power abuse involved.
You don't know how to deal with American occupations.
You allow them to import some pop-music and Americnan low class entertainment, while you become a living example of how things are done much better than in the USA.
This way serving in your country will be connected with idealised images of a wonderland and local folklore. Every American would strive to serve in your country. This will create fear in the American establishment that to many ideas about helping each other, universal healthcare, supporting the poor &c. will leak back into their country and they will reduce the numbers of the occupational force to allmost zero in no time.
>become a living example of how things are done much better than in the USA.
Well that doesn't make any sense at all. There is nothing better than the USA.
Your plan is fundamentally flawed.
I mean you welcomed the Nazis & the Communists why not the Nepotist?
Tanks rolling through Prague are just Tanks roling through Prague
I had such a high opnion on Czech before that post. I thought you were the only Europeans left who value freedom over wealth.
That is simply what has happened in Germany but American GIs arent embracing German culture like you present them. Most of them never leave Garmisch Partenkirchen or Rammstein and shop in their little American stores on base. I mean, many that I knowknoe who were born in Germany on a base never learned a single word of German, which I hate because I learned and can speak German fluently.
>nuclear launch at all major american cities and military bases
good thing you spent all that money on your army
Did you know how much Amricans we had before?
The numbers continuously go down...
There are actually plans on the table to move the whole American enterprise from Germany to Poland. Ask the Poles!
>disembark in Naples
>all of their ground forces gets decimated
>Usa sends the air force
>gets destroyed by smog n shit load of pigeons
>usa forces nuke naples
>literally nothing changes
>USA surrender to Italy
>switch side just in case anyway
>Russia wins again
Are you sure about that?
tbqh pretty much our entire defence force is made up of exported American equipment and they're taught using American tactics. I imagine, minus the numerical advantage, it'd be a reasonably fair fight on the ground at least.
I knew a lot of US Soldiers Kids that lived off base.
If they stay for long, they live off base and get a pretty precise impression on German life many take part in it.
They just rarely stay forever because of the carreers of their dad. And at the end they return to USA or other bases.
How many people who lived off base in a real house do you know that didn't like the way we do things?
I'm realy currious as I don't assume my friends would have ever told me what they disliked as they were this Americanstyle, extremely polite guys.
Also getting free shipments from USA to the base, was realy fun.
EU puts the ''''''''''hadron collider'''''''''' at use
>I thought you were the only Europeans left who value freedom over wealth
How the fuck did you ever get that idea
From libertarian/nationalist/racist/general shitposters with czech flag?
From quotes of our present russia-cucked president, or our variously corrupt and/or incompetent other politicians?
From actiongirls porn movies?
We like freedom, but we like comfort and safety even more.
Man I'm not memeing.
Czech did amazing things to get their freedom and Democrazy. And to prevent it from beeing takenaway by putschists. Or from beeing abused by parts of the government.
Normal poor people from the streets mobilized to remove Putschists.
The normal justice system of Czech jailed and trialed parts of the government. they took them by surprise. Nothing leaked to the ministers beeing persecuted.
Czech is one of the healthiest democrazies in my neighbourhood. Much better than ours.
>Czech did amazing things to get their freedom and Democrazy. And to prevent it from beeing takenaway by putschists. Or from beeing abused by parts of the government.
Yup and then you created the EU and ruined everything once again.
7.- The USA government signs a peace treaty demanding only economic possession of the rich Jalisco's Tequila reserves. In two years the production increases in 1.5 million of barrels per day.
Actually USA invented the EU.
It brought peace to the whole continent having a millitarrily and politcally strong France and a Economicall strong Germany cooperating in a marked openly accessible to both.
As most of the case of war were either country wanting to conquer the other ones ressources important to go to fight/defend in war. The EU or MONTAN UNION broke the cycle.
The institution isn't broken. There are just some issues to fix! Especially the power-greed of Brussel. It's too envolved.
More butthurt people flaming serbs on /int/
God is a serb so he would smite retarded US(I don't think it's needed, they can come and die as much as they want)
Apple is a niche product over here. We aren't japan!
intel produces in Taiwan
Microsoft, google, hollywood, music....these aren't products you sell you sell licences. We basically pay them because we play nice.
ask any car mechanic about the horror that is Ford or Opel.
Aside of SUVs American cars realy suck. they lack finesse. Man have you ever seen a Ford Ka's Motor? It is designed to fuck itself up as fast as possible.
TL;DR version for you
>thousands of shqips , SAS, and some literally who norwegian special forces vs a motorised brigade
>14k dead shqips
>~90 dead children of our glorious motherland serbia
would fight and kill them till they are forced to genocide our women and children.
ask australia new zealand canada india england ireland wales and scotland.
also ask cuba east germany and russia, they tried their shit here aswell.
Then you are a faggot. All those people who you praise in that post are right now held in contempt by substantial portion of populace, labelled as "good-shitters" and "immigrant welcomers".
A lot of, probably majority, of people who "mobilized" have since grown disillusioned with concepts of freedom and now unironically put their faith into a memeing narcissus of a president.
Democratically elected president, which is in Rusisan thrall, probably by mean of having his children held hostage or through debt because he's not of sort that would be easily bought.
Elites that have past with totalitarian secret service are to this day at helm of our economy.
Dissidents, artists and symbols of velvet revolution, are sidelined, ridiculed, some have gone through period of depression and died while secret police confidants rule the economy both openly, as state officials and rich entrepreneurs, and from shadows, as lobbyists.
"normal" justice system only works when target is someone's political enemy. Criminals that merely embezzle billions and orchestrate murders get away scot free, unless they get caught in Switzerland or South Africa.
You want to idealize someone, you're better off going for Sweden or Switzerland or some other place.
They added two roundabouts in a town near me about 8 years ago. People still just drive straight through them while screaming Merica out their windows....
But seriously, we'd just drive straight through them. They stopped planting flowers and such in the center because they'd always get destroyed.
I think a major issue with the ones they put in over here is that they are really fucking small and hardly resemble a true roundabout.
During the grey time before the attack the President of the Republic of Finland would enact more and more sections of the Finnish martial law and sections of the constitution would be overruled by that.
Already prior to that some troops have been called to service but the bulk of the active reserve of 230k active reserve soldiers would be called to service and the rest of the 700k passive reserve soldiers might also get appointed different kind of positions. The people who need the most additional training/are the most important for the war efforts would be mobilized first and the bulk of infantrymen when the war is imminent.
National broadcasting channel would take over all commercial medias in Finland, Finnish civilian production facilities would start pumping out mines, armored vehicles, weapons, bullets, missiles etc... Requests for help would be sent to EU but as the aggressor is the US, the bilateral neighbourhood treaty between Finland and Russia would go into effect and at least Russian missiles and other shit would start flowing into Finland.
When the war starts the Finnish forces are spread across the country to defend key positions in Finland. A lot of forces would be spent to defend capital area of Finland and also Turku+Tampere+Oulu. Many brigades would probably be operating quite independently from forests, trying to exhaust the ground forces and trying to avoid getting destroyed by missiles/artillery/aircraft.
It would be pretty much Vietnam-like experience for the US forces, except for the fact that the whole nation would be against them and there wouldn't be South Vietnamese troops.
We would kick their asses. There's a reason why any invasion attempt at us has been unsuccessful.
Without NATO support: Not much would happen. Operating a carrier group in the arctic is hard and trying to sail in the Baltic sea would just be lunacy.
US sanctions would be a bitch but probably not enough to make us bend the knee.
They could nuke us but that would be cheating.
With NATO support: We're fucked. Just the possible economic sanctions would cripple our economy. Having friendly bases in Poland, Germany, the Baltic countries and Norway would make waging an air war a lot more viable. Bleed us dry and then launch an attack through eh. Norway or amphibiously across the Baltic sea.
>muh ground troops
Kek, this isn't WW2 or Vietnam anymore. The USAF would go wild weasel on your IADS and BTFO all your key positions within days. They wouldn't even have to launch a ground offensive to force a surrender.
Maybe, but if they want to hold this land they need ground troops and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapons_Cache_Case it will be pretty much this, except now done by the whole army, not just some renegade colonels.
>propoganda against them, declare jihad.
>spark all muslims around world. especially the ones who live in usa.
>"kill every soldier from usa"
>"kill every usa citizen who supports war"
>usa leaves our territory after a few years
>radical groups would be formed, dont even need to do something about this
i remembered iraq, but our military rules are very hard, for exm. fleeing from war or enemy would be a reason for jailed and exclusion from society
I would not worry about it,we already defeated USA twice
>0:55 - 1:30
No Albanian during that sequence mate.
Funny thing is I saw some people with a clan like that in CSGO, but they were clearly not Albanian. Now it makes sense :D
I'm just pointing out that he said invasion attempt failed, which the American Revolutionary War and War of 1812 were not failed attempts at an invasion. They did in fact make it onto and moved through American soil. They just lost the wars.
The Japanese did invade the aleutian islands, their goal to hold them failed however.
So invasions did occur successfully, they just lost overall.
>live in netherlands
>russia and china seize the oppertunity and invade usa with nato
>usa gets completely buttrekt
>demilitarized, sanctions, everything
Why did they invade again?
>Czech nationalism is on the rise
what a load of rubbish. Even our "nationalists" are so cucked that they need to defer to Slavic brothers or at least visegrad group to make themselves feel stronger.
>>usa forces nuke naples
>>literally nothing changes
Hugely underrated post