/brit/

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cara

plastic gook music

I wanna fuck a qt trap

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Daily reminder that Australia's wealth is almost entirely based on them digging rocks out of the ground and flogging them to chinks.

currently eating a salmon and cucumber sandwich

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UKIP

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>>54827504

I think Internet speeds should be taken into account for HDI tbqh

>>54827533
There was a girl who looked like a fit maisie on Call The Midwife the other day

Are we the most powerful country in the world where the majority of the highest authorities practise, enable or accept pedophilia?

They should all be castrated

>>54827533
delete this

>>54827523
good lad

>>54827533
This has been shopped hasn't it..
She's not that ugly is she?!

>>54827589
yanks out

>>54827589
When did the British Isles become the Paedoph Isles?

Business idea: equal rights for runts

>>54827616
t. Posh upper class nonce who's dad is one of the afromentioned paedophiles

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Do you like Phil Collins, /brit/?

black person on facebook just posted something about how they were the original humans with blond hair

>>54827650
I'm out

>>54827673
post the mtv ad

>>54827663
>>>/b/

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oi haha so right

i think i already told this story when i was drunk

but right get this

me and the lads were meeting the girls at a bar right

so - hold on i'll greentext it

>get there
>line to bar, upmarket place
>all the lads shitting because frankly they're grim
>decide i'll take a walk around the block and go in on my own to save the embarrassment of being turned down
>find the girls
>one puts her arm around mine
>get ushered right in with the girls
>wave to the lads with a big smile on my face

banter

>>54827589
no, it's happening everywhere

Huh why isn't Cuba top of the HDI chart? they have the most advanced healthcare in the world, full employment, no homeless, and the most democratic form of govt in the world

>>54827589
There is nothing wrong with pedophilia.
t. Muhammad Jimmy Savile

>>54827663
I liked it when the gorilla played the drums
And when that guy could saved that other guy from drowning, but didn't, then Phil saw it all and a show he found him

>>54827650
*bangs fist on table* NOT ON MY BLOODY WATCH

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but what about this?

Cheerios cheerios cheerios

Asked my best friend Sedat what to do because I like soul music but I am white supremacist.

He told me to listen to blue-eyed soul. Any good albums lads?

>>54827693
sounds like a pretty autistic story m8 ngl

watching the normies play football in the distance, out in the howling wind and rain while I'm all comfy in my room, heating on maximum and naked except for my frog slippers and boxers.

heheh, fucking normies

drinking filter coffee

>>54827461
wew I'm bigger than Jimmy Hendricks lol

Alarm went off at 8.30am
Haven't been back to sleep and still in bed
Rate my life

alright so me story wasn't such a hit with /brit/ i see

*closes laptop*
*represses rage*
*scream myself to sleep*

>>54827791
Young americans

Serious question: why is necrophilia illegal

>>54827461

>tfw I'm bigger than Jimi

>>54827853
good lad, bottle it all up

>>54827869

Literally listening to if right now. Right is playing. 4 first songs are all dope. Hope second half will be same good.

>>54827507
this
no industry to speak of
>sell rocks to China
>buy finished goods back from China with the same money

Prisons don't need reforming they need abolishing

>>54827728
Underrated post
>>54827853
>rolling into the club with the gash isn't standard procedure for him
Poor form

Can't believe suicides on my fuckin mind

Georgia on my mind

>>54827850
pretty poor

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>mummy and daddy at work
>can sneak downstairs and plug laptop in to big 50 inch TV with surround sound to watch my chinese cartoons

>>54827894
you'll see

you'll all bloody get yours one if i have anything to do with it

*scurries away giggling*

>>54827916
would hardly cal the poor form you mong

meet up if you want to chat this out and i can deck you into oblivion

cunt

considering shaving/waxing my arse lads. very hair down there tbqh

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https://twitter.com/mirtazapine_

>that makeup

>>54827984
braid it

>>54827968
i plugged my 50 inch into your mum

>>54827984
>very hair

much wow


ahahhahahaha


love it

love memes

ahaha

>>54827968
>CURRENT_YEAR
>plugging things in

Look up 'Plex media server'.

starting to believe the blacks that we stole their history and inventions

>>54827968
iktf except without the chinese cartoons because I am not a RUNT *chases after you with elephant gun and you run off, squealing hysterically* RUNT GET BACK HERE NOW

>>54828035
how about you look up 'Pleb medium spacker'.
aka. your Facebook profile

>>54827968

get some good porn on lad

>>54828070
good post

starting to believe the Koreans that we stole their history and inventions and land

>>54828020
;)

>>54828070
The joke is on you, my friend, I don't have a Facebook.

(because I have precisely zero mates)

Are blaxploitation movies good? Any good movie?

>>54828070
wew

>>54827993
still id love to roger her against her will and then have things get even worse

>>54828112
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

>>54828108
Quentin pls

>>54828108
boss nigger and the six thousand dollar nigger are both pretty funny

>>54827981
What you wanna fucking go do ya????
I'll fucking panel you ya silly cunt
Make your way to the coach and horses now and you'll catch a good fucking smack or two my son

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VERY sleepy

>>54827507
This is dizzy stuff

>>54828143
shut up you fucking nigger

applied for a job in laois lads

>>54828147

Tarantino is hack.

>>54828169

I will start watching them tomorrow today Tuesdays are my 007 days. Today's movies is The Spy Who Loved Me.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that the Janny doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. The janny is undertaking a systematic effort to change this general, to make /brit/ more like the rest of /int/.

I am 26. Of everyone I know from uni, school, work who is under 40, only a tiny handful have a mortgage. One girl with rich parents has a 1 bed flat. One guy is renting from his parents. One bought a house with his gf and broke up, costing him £5k in a quick sale.

I know plenty of people between 25-30 who look like they will never get out of the rent trap. Some of them could live at home for a year or two and save shitloads, but instead they move out instantly on an 18k-20k wage and then moan that they've got no money and will never save for a deposit. And some of these people go back home to their parents every single weekend anyway - in the same city.

>>54828108
Shaft

P_leaboo applied to 5 jobs today

>>54827507
based bobby firmleano

>>54828221
Janny shit himself so much his room is about 60% poo right now.

Give it a month and he will become poo.

Might pass 200 facebook friends this year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVaerqIKXUs

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>>54827934
good lad

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Bane doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Bane is undertaking a systematic effort to crash this plane, to make Gotham more like the rest of the world.
That's why he got himself caught and wondered why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. It is a systematic effort to become a big guy for you. When I'm CIA, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made Dr. Pavel the greatest nuclear physicist in the world and we are going to leave our agency with what they deserve: the single greatest flight plan in the history of the world.

>>54828247
Do you think you'll ever be anything but a failure? Genuinely curious.

>>54828231
>living at home
fuck off, manchild

>>54828247
You just gonna pretend you applied for 1 per day rather than all in a one-er?

>>54828270
Im getting close to passing 400 lad, step up

>>54828284
She's got the London look

>>54828270

I had 530 friends when I deleted my account because the most like I ever got for my shares was 8 for a quote of Daniel Plainview quote.

>>54828305
Where else you gonna live, you twat? hahaha
"Hello, yes, I live at work" haha

>>54828307
Pretty much, I don't bother putting dates down anymore, so just let the work coach assume whatever he wants

>>54828298
I can see the ending, getting a job is just something to the kill the time in-between

>>54828315

Not even possible to have that many friends

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>>54828351
good lad

>>54828406

I shared that quote lad.

>There are times when I... I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

>>54828351

When I had 170 I could get 35 likes on a status

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk

>There are times when I... I look at people and I see nothing worth liking

if the skies are clear tonight I'm going to get piss drunk on whisky and walk out of town to a hill which overlooks everything and take some rather special photographs and maybe contemplate life a little bit too and that

is that weird?

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where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?

>>54827461
>bigger dick than my hero
I don't know how to feel

Bought a nice box of Thorton's Chocolates for me mum. Only £2.49!

>>54828464
>girl

>>54828458
a little bit but nothing wrong with that tbf

>>54828458
>not getting piss drunk every night

lad ur doing it wrong

>>54828470
>6 inches half erect
>thicker than wrist
proofs

>>54828464
really want to cave your skull in with a rock in a sock

>>54828438

I used to have friends and popularity. A girl even wanted to have sex with me but I blew it by going to a football match while she was waiting. Don't hate on me, I was too insecure to meet her. She never called me again and removed me from her facebook. 5/10 at most but pussy is pussy indeed.

>>54828464
her eyes are almost on the sides of her head

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>>54828516
wonder what football match...

>>54828502
>not using a snooker ball

>>54828458

nah but it's a bit cold and wet out

just walked through my local park and the path was flooded, never ever seen it flood like that before

>>54827461
Jimi also had a Big Muff Pi

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want, no, NEED a gf

I think my mental health depends on it

Got a growlithe card

>>54828502
x2

>>54828555

Not that team. I never seen Trabzon. I went to match of Altay. İzmir club. Meme team lad. Like Aston Villa tier meme.

>>54828583
doesnt really change much desu lad

don't get the KHAN'D meme lads
feeling r/outoftheloop tbqh

>>54828559
too effective, I want it to take a couple of minutes effort for the skull to actually crack

Just had 100g of protein in one sitting

>>54828659
l2macro

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are kev

>>54828633
> having someone to talk to, cuddle, have sex with, do things with DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
FFFFUUUUUUUCKK OFFFFF

Jimi Hendrix took 19 times the recommended dosage of a sleeping pill

was it suicide, accident or murder

>>54828642
aussie counter strike team was beaten by a mongolian team

>>54828659
Marc Almond, pls go.

need to get my dick wet ffs

>>54828642
Some mongolians beat some australians on counter strike
worst meme ever forced by 1 polish subhuman autist

what are your plans for valentines /brit/?

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>>54828688
always down on his luck ar kev

>>54828633
This. In fact it's fucking horrible if you don't actually fancy them.

>>54828700
or was it banter...

>>54828683

IKR, you can only absorb 30g at once

>>54828699
are you a neet or do you hate your job? if so youll probably still be unhappy anyway

>>54828659
Your mum does that often

>>54828703
>>54828726
>counter strike in 2016
knew this board was autistic

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Was he tough enough?

>There are neets ITT that aren't on the dole

>>54828560
> soggy southern boys

The last leg is so funny haha

>>54828772
the new one, it's pretty popular I gather

pinching a log of shit out of my arse cheeks

>>54828784
hi

>>54828518
excellent post

>>54828776
hell yes

>>54828784
hello

going on the dole is just beyond depressing for me, I would literally off myself before going on the dole. I couldn't take it.

>it's pancake day today

Had no idea desu

>>54828776
PUT
AWAY
THE
RHETORIC

>>54828776
h*ll yes he is!!!!

>>54828873
K H A N
H
A
N

>>54828856
it is? fuck

>>54828734
how do you manage to get a gf that you don't actually fancy?

Feel a little sorry for the girls who get their pictures posted on /Brit/ for neets to perv over tbqh.

knowledge and ignorance are relative concepts

>>54828856
worse holiday than easter

>>54828852
Pol_aboo is getting used to it, the trick is finding something to spend your money on

>>54828891
desperation?

>>54828891
Desperation.

@54828919
do not reply to me

>>54828891
happened to me by accident once

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>>54828934
>>54828940
>>54828962
lads...

>>54828914
>holiday

don't want to alarm you lads but just heard my door being tampered with

Great Britain?
More like fake shitain!

>>54828976
What?

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>>54828898

Why? they post these photos because they want attention. it's not uncommon to see a dumb whore with 1000, 1500 or 2000 "friends", are they all her friends really, or has she let random people add her because she wants a bigger audience and gets to feed her narcissist personality?

If they knew that creeps were wanking over them they'd put on an act of outrage but in reality be happy with the attention

Mardi Gras

>>54829002
let them know there's 45 people in here with you ready to fuck them up

>>54828891
>he thinks everybody likes the person theyre in a relationship with

wew lad that naivety

>>54829006
U S A
more like poo s gay

>>54829054
damn...

>>54829043
thanks la-

Who is this Poleboo faggot? I only know 190cm MasterRace who was another faggot.

>>54829024
>If they knew that creeps were wanking over them they'd put on an act of outrage but in reality be happy with the attention

You think?

>>54829035
yeah lad. got off work today and tomorrow. gonna get wankered and see some chebs

>>54829045
unless you're married or there's financial stuff involved I don't know why you ever would be in a relationship you don't like, just drop the rotter

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Maisie

>>54829024
Don't want to get all Saarkesian but a girl's consenting to 2000 """" friends"""" looking at their image on Facebook, don't think they'd consent to this.

mesa call jar jar binks

>>54829093
Look at Jennifer Lawrence
When her photos got leaked she said it was basically rape, then posed nude for a magazine like a month later

A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”

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met a slovakian. Pretty cool guy, good country.

Are Slovakians slavs or what?

>tfw eaten out nearly every day in the past week or so

I am exercising a lot but still it's not good for me. Also spending a lot of money. Going outside does feel good though ngl.

>>54829132
What did he mean by this?

>>54829121
because some people think its a better alternative to being alone

>>54829137
>then posed nude for a magazine like a month later

lel really?

>saving a picture of your face covered with cum

Literally why

>>54829091
he has a famous blog

>>54829151
yes

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>>54829138
fascinating stuff my friend

>>54829153
>tfw eaten out nearly every day in the past week or so
Slut

>>54829097
have fun x

>>54829200
>letting someone cum on your face
Literally why

maisie

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>>54828898
>you will never be her facebook friend

nnnORMIES

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>>54829131

And if their account and all their photos are public? When it takes about three clicks to make everything private? Consent for a photo being viewed, come on lad, are we going to stare-rape the photons on the screen?

>>54829228
I'd let a girl cum on my face desu

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>>54828458
things are looking good for tonight's expedition

>>54829256
t. beta

used to think cuming on a girls face was pleb tier as its basically in every porn.

then I went and did it when I was drunk and it was incredible. everyone should give it a go.

>>54829228

because women like being degraded. rape is the #1 sexual fantasy for women. a woman being raped is about as traumatic as a man getting a blowjob from 2 women at once (the #1 male fantasy)

>>54829255
Isn't pictures being public the default though? Well, just have a sense of not doing what I wouldn't want done to me.

>>54829296
Puts hair on your chest lad

>>54829234
Edinburgh?

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>>54829255
most girls would only care because the (you)s aren't counted in their instagram likes
they love the attention

>>54829302
Poleaboo is struggling to believe this is true given the reaction of both the Polish girls

Though they did seem to like playing the victim

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>because women like being degraded. rape is the #1 sexual fantasy for women. a woman being raped is about as traumatic as a man getting a blowjob from 2 women at once (the #1 male fantasy)

>>54829332
Aberdeen

>>54829091
Manchester paki autist who got kicked out of Aberdeen uni in the final year of his Accounting degree for sex offences against his female, Polish roommate (hence Poleaboo; weeaboo for Poles). He filmed her in the bathroom with a hidden camera. He was caught when people on /r9k/ doxxed the object of his desires, alerted her via her Facebook to what was going on, and he was contacted by the police.

He made a blog chronicling his saga. Nowadays he lives back at home, has been processed by the legal system and released, and is on the dole looking for work. As part of his release conditions, he's not allowed online so he always posts in third person (but making sure to mention his nickname, because he loves attention).

He's also a sociopath and denies any wrongdoing. He pathologically lies (especially by omission) and it is best to ignore him. He is also occasionally referred to as "ribena".

>>54829343
Did you cum on their faces poleaboo?

(you)s are the most important form of social currency right now. whether that's youtube views, facebook shares and likes, instagram likes, or 4chan (you)s

no (you)s and you're worthless

>>54829343
no one wants to be raped by a little smelly paki
they want big muscly black men to *force their head*

>>54829410
does a retweet count as a you

>>54829447

yes

*cooks a rustlers burger*
*peels the yank cheese*
*adds it to burger*
*bungs it back for 20 seconds in the microwave*
*takes a glance at the sauce sachet*
i dont bloody ruddy think so
*casts it into the bin*
*hears a DING*
*realises the buns are done toasting*
*procures them from the toaster*
owwwch!!!! hot hot hot!!!!!!
*throws the bottom bun but it miraculously lands on my other hand*
wow bloody wee that plates a bloody window init *throws greasy paper plate burger cooked on into the bin like a frisbee*
*gets another one out of the cupboard and puts it under the burger before it has time to fall and sully the counter top*
*gets my own personal stash of heinz tomato sauce*
*squeezes a generous dollop on the burger*
*lovingly compresses the buns together, feeling the moist saucy underside spread out from the pressure*
ahhhh, tres bien, tres bon, tres fantastissimo, molto bene, mwa mwa *kissing fingers* mwa mwa, i love it, i love it, arrivederci, mama mia, hasta la vista, my mama she cooka da linguini, mmmmmmmmmmmmm MAMA mia thats a lotta spicy burger!!!! *spits chunks all over the bloody shop*

>>54829447
no

>>54829410

>tfw i never get (you)s in /brit/

just had to get some shoes last minute for a funeral on thursday lads

went to Clarks, selection was fucking dire. The sort of shoes that autistic kid (You) wore in year 8 and got the shit ripped out of him for it.

Only 1 pair were alright
£95
mental
who do Clarks think they are
£95 for some clogs
deary me

>>54829447
it's more valuable ignore that autist
favourites/likes are worthless though pretty much zimbabwe dollars at this points

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>>54829471
>mfw pubs advertise putting monterrey jack on burgers like it's a good thing

>>54829399

Aren't sociopath supposed to be really smart and charming? Not sure are poleaboo quite meets that definition.

@54829488
scrounging like a dog

54829488
need to shitpost harder

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>>54829488

>>54829490

go to Next

54829522
end yourself

Off to my nans for some pancakes. See you later alligators

>>54829470
>>54829482
WHICH IS IT LADS

>>54829546
stop stealing my gimmick immediately

>>54829522

that's a good looking fellow reminds me of myself

(you) denial is a form of cruel and inhumane treatment

>>54829399
Lot of misinformation here

> alerted her via her Facebook to what was going on, and he was contacted by the police.
she didn't go to the police, she went to her year co-ordinator at uni or something
she told her to ignore it

The second Polish girl did the same but around this time Poleaboo sent an email to the first girl apologising, this triggered her so she reported him again

They both went to the principal together

>Nowadays he lives back at home, has been processed by the legal system and released, and is on the dole looking for work
Living the sweet NEET life

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RIP ARE CILLA

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>>54829546

looks like a man
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/697048829082910720

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8

tune

>>54829600
>principal

Fuck off yank

>>54829506
No that's psychopaths. Most sociopaths don't know they are sociopaths.

kill yourself

>>54829620
Worst Prime Minister since Churchill

>>54829543
no next in this wank little town

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>>54829632

>>54829506
No, you're thinking of a cartoonish representation like Hannibal Lecter. In reality some are smart, some stupid, some average. But unless they have next-level-tier intelligence and awareness, they will stick out.

There was a PhD researcher guy who did research into diagnosing psychopathy from brain scans and it turned out that the scan of his own brain met all the criteria. When he revealed this to his colleagues they all said that they pretty much knew that was the case. It doesn't mean you have to be a serial killer or violent.

>>54829631
what's with the super white face all the time?

>>54829506
Managed to pass interviews and get jobs which is more than 80% of /brit/

I think a blackbird exploded in the living room.

>>54829632
Are you 16?

>>54829631
looks like a skeleton someone's draped a morphsuit over

skin ain't supposed to be that colour

>>54829659
ok bye

This guy is a sociopath. Look how autistic he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErB0R4wlB64

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You don't have a peaceful revolution. You don't have a turn-the-cheek revolution. There's no such thing as a nonviolent revolution.

>>54829688
she is european

>>54829707
no come back

>>54829692
doxxable info

>>54829729
post your age

my brother has decided to stash a 20 thousand pound ford escort cosworth with 500 break horse power in our garage. should i drive it?

Socrates was a cheeky cunt

>>54829632

Wanker.

>>54829666

t. labour Indian Paki Irish cuck

>>54829743
19

I CAN SEE CLEEEARLY NOW LORRAINE HAS GONE

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>>54829750
has he by fuck you lying rat

you've just said this to flush me out like sending a ferret after a rabbit

>>54829776
>not deadrie
poor execution

>>54828999
>he doesn't get Pancake Tuesday off

>>54829807
fuck off paki

>>54829804
want a fucking photo m8?

>>54829844
literally who?

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>>54829845
yes obv

get a bowl on cereal on the whaletail spoiler

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What are you lads giving up for Lent?

>>54829845
yea

>>54829750
>20 thousand pound escort

She american?

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>>54829911
all me

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>>54829877
>giving up things for lent

>>54829891
hah, deary me

>>54829877
Pussy

>>54829877
Hopefully NEETism

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>>54829911
started wearin less and goin out more

>>54829877
replying to leaves

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>>54829891
>an american made a funny post

Good lad

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attention whoring narcissism is the natural state of the female. look at a random females phone compared to a male. the female likely has hundreds and hundreds of selfies, most males have none. a few faggots might have mirror selfies but that's it. looks are the most important thing for a woman but for a man, it's intelligence and wit, his cognitive ability.

>>54829877
drink, cigarettes and rollerblading

>>54829877

this is a bloke

>>54829927
heathen scum
>>54829931
has to be something you actually get
>>54829933
has to be something you enjoy, like luxury or some sort of food


I'm thinking of giving up meat, only fish for the rest of the month

>>54829974
checked my sisters phone once and was amazed at the sheer volume of dumb selfies she had taken

>>54829872
This is the rear. Need to brush out license plate of front

WEW lads, this NEET bullshit might final be over. I went to a job interview and it actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

job2016? Looking likely
gf2016? At this point, maybe

normiedom here I come lads (potentially)

>>54829891
good post haha lad

want to smoke a weed but my dad is currently hitting stuff with a hammer in the garden

>>54829872
car autist

>>54830016
>not enjoying NEETism
fucking wagecucks

>>54830024
Most job interviews that went well for me I had the job offer before I even got home la, don't pin your hopes up too much.

>>54830024
what job

going to get a shower then I'm going to go buy rum and coke

yummy scrummy

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>>54830023
Oops

>>54830039

during the superbowl HT show my dad threw his beer can at the tv and said if the performers were white Obama would hold a press conference

>>54830007
i'd bum him 2bh, does it make me a fag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SqM6WFEsQ

>>54830044
cartoon autist

>>54830023
nice pic battyboi

>>54830080
fuck off gazza

>>54830024
What was the interview like? Describe the entire process in detail.

t. NEET who has never had a job interview

>>54830096
>>54830096
>>54830096
>>54830096
>>54830096

>>54830039
>>54830089
#runtlife

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*sniffs*
ulster is here

What are you wearing lads?
I've got on tennis shoes, jeans, a t-shirt, and a hoodie haha

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>>54830084
why's the car on it's side lad

is it silver or moonstone blue? R A R E 2bh

can I have the engine for my sierra?

>>54830068
Don't really care if I don't get it desu, I'm just happy I managed to leave my fucking house and actually go. Baby steps, senpai.

brit is so much better without autismflags

>>54830138
doxxed

>>54830144
Hope it goes well fa͏m

>>54830167
you think i have a fenian name?

>>54829877
who is he?

>>54830155
good post

>>54830077
Just some shit IT one, 20k a year which is fine for me because all I want is a flat, Internet, anime and weed and I'm set.
#runtlife

>>54830099
They just asked various questions and I answered without spilling my spaghetti too much - that's literally it, it's really not as bad as you think it'll be. I was more anxious about handing in my CV desu, I hate people reading that shit.

>>54830068
This desu, I've had some good job interviews and never heard back.

>Well if we didn't have more people to interview I'd give you the job right now!
>Never heard from them again

Football tonight, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3d6GntKbk

tune