How do we stop Russia?

Those numbers seem really weird. Why does Russia have so many? And why doesn't China have enough to be on that list?

>iran
what are those graduates doing

>>54825949
Dealing with an embargo. Or leaving the country.

>>54825934
In the former warsaw pact every other school is a technical one and you graduate as an engineer.

>potato 'engineering'

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>>54825934

>>54826077
oh duh

I have two graduates
In vain

>>54825864
Weird, I'm used to see the UK right behind us or France right behind them in most top tens, of whatever they are

>>54825949
Brain drain, Iran is losing its brilliant minds and I don't blame them

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>Russian engineering

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It's free so basically everyone apply to a university after school. Kids that leave school after 9 grades and go to trade colleges are branded as retards. Waiter, bartender and flight attendant job vacancies with required higher education are not even a meme.

1462 waiter vacancies with mandatory B.S degree in Moscow region (not including city).

>>54825864

Russian "degrees" are completely worthless for a reason. Mainly because they literally buy them.

>>54825864
Stop for what?

>>54825934
best of chinese goes to australia, usa, and russia

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>>54826067
>Burger "engineering"

Surprised Turkey isn't in top ten. I thought they churn out engineering diplomas there.

>>54826340
We don't even have Gender studies degree here.

>>54826535
does russia even have genders?

>>54826535
Kek, most of our "Technical institute"s are gender studies tier of education

I have a friend who just pay 1500 rub (~50$) for all exams

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>>54826575
We have much less gender options than 71 listed on Facebook. Everything except male and female is grouped into a "mentally retarded" gender.

>>54826406
>'murrican rocket scientists
>too stupid to use metric only

>>54826817
>71 listed on Facebook
Is this real life?

>>54826833
Don't forget their retarded date writing

>>54826833
just curious
how many europeans have been to the moon?

>>54826944
>muh moon

got there thanks to nazi scientists

>>54826978
just curious
how many rovers have european scientists landed on mars?

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>>54826944
>>54827008
>a-a-atleast we have refugees and ''free''' healthcare! We don't need science you heartless monster!

>>54826885
I had only 3 option. Male, female and nothing.

>>54826664
I'm assistant professor and I studied a little in University of Florida in the US so I can compare programmes by myself. Stupidiest of my students who stare their phone for entire calss and can't coherently talk without using words like cyka could graduate it. All education besides top-tier universities is same shit everywhere, but Western is more expensive.

>>54825864
This image is a prime example of why "free college" is a meme

>>54825864
I wonder why we're still so shit

>>54825864
>stop buying Russian oil/gas
>don't let its price raise
>don't buy Russian products

>>54826885
It's available in UK and USA (only 58 genders though) now.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/10930654/Facebooks-71-gender-options-come-to-UK-users.html

The 21 new options for UK users
Asexual
Female to male trans man
Female to male transgender man
Female to male transsexual man
F2M
Gender neutral
Hermaphrodite
Intersex man
Intersex person
Intersex woman
Male to female trans woman
Male to female transgender woman
Male to female transsexual woman
Man
M2F
Polygender
T* man
T* woman
Two* person
Two-spirit person
Woman
The list of the 50 previous gender options
Agender
Androgyne
Androgynes
Androgynous
Bigender
Cis
Cis Female
Cis Male
Cis Man
Cis Woman
Cisgender
Cisgender Female
Cisgender Male
Cisgender Man
Cisgender Woman
Female to Male
FTM
Gender Fluid
Gender Nonconforming
Gender Questioning
Gender Variant
Genderqueer
Intersex
Male to Female
MTF
Neither
Neutrois
Non-binary
Other
Pangender
Trans
Trans Female
Trans Male
Trans Man
Trans Person
Trans*Female
Trans*Male
Trans*Man
Trans*Person
Trans*Woman
Transexual
Transexual Female
Transexual Male
Transexual Man
Transexual Person
Transexual Woman
Transgender Female
Transgender Person
Transmasculine
Two-spirit

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>>54827044
Compared to US it is almost free in EU :^)

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>>54825864
When a job that requieres an apprenticeship in Germany requieres a bachelor degree in Russia, how are they better? We have one of the lowest rates of university education in the civilized world, but the largest percentage of Ph.D. holders in science.
Education still isn't really comparable, that's why the comparizon chart for the EU lists over 9 levels

>>54826944

Buzz Aldrin is of Swedish descent ya know :D

>>54827254
what products?

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>>54827279
Jesus Christ...

>>54827445
All Russian products

>>54827445
Rocket engines primarily.

http://spacenews.com/ula-orders-20-more-rd-180-rocket-engines/

For each RD-180 the USA buys, a Russian rocket designer buys a new mansion.

>>54827121
eh, could expect that.

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>>54827279

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>>54827543
1 engine = each Russian aerospace engineer buys one of these

>>54827279
>T* man
What are his powers?

>>54828056
>that
>a mansion
what

>>54827368
To bad all the non cucks leave Sweden eventually.
> Thus Sweden can not into moon

>>54827368
MUH HERITAGE

>>54828274
I'm sure he's cool and all but Buzz Aldrin is indeed a cuck.

>>54828399
Proofs?

>>54825934
All of them are shit. A Japanese is probably on a whole other level than a Russian engineer.

>>54825864
Vodka manufacturing

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>>54828233
REEE. I didn't find street view of my favorite neighborhood in Moscow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U50cBHqVb0Y

>>54826364
What?

A ton of Chinese don't know english.

The vast majority of Chinese who study/work in America return to China.

>>54827279
T O L E R A N C E
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>>54829553
I heard Chinese students are notorious cheaters.
Can anyone confirm?

>>54825864
We start to encourage and give status to technology-related fields. Less "idol" and "paradise hotel" on the TV and more of engineers solving interesting advanced problems.

>>54830033
k

>>54825934
Because the only degrees from Russia worth anything are engineering degrees

>So many Russian graduates
>99.99% of them have no hobbies or interests
>99.99% just turn in a CV for a job
>Surprised when over saturation means no jobs

>>54826320
wish we still had free uni

>>54826299
Nah, nobody but foreigners study engineering in the UK

>>54825864
Top kek. Russian """engineering""" """"""graduates"""""".
No fear lads, lol.
And all the good ones would immigrate to USA and EU.

>>54827279
>no otherkin
Die cis scum

>>54830597
Come to Brazil.

Not only all our universities are shit, we only get 40k graduates per year and they barely know anything, companies just hired them for their signature, so if something goes wrong they have someone to blame.

>>54830775
Top kek. I wish I had an engineering diploma to immigrate to Brazil.

>>54825864
Same how we dealt with it for the past 25 years.
1. Have an economy that offers wages ten times as high.
2. Profit from Russia's brain drain.
3. Watch Russian Proton rocket slam head first into the ground because the brain drain left them with the bottom of the barrel who built in acceleration sensors upside down.
4. Laugh.

>>54831674
>Watch Russian Proton rocket slam head first into the ground because the brain drain left them with the bottom of the barrel who built in acceleration sensors upside down.
Did anything like that actually happen?

>>54830835
are you too stupid>?

>>54832470
yup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl12dXYcUTo

>>54832470
>>54832632
also: "By July 9, it is transpired that investigators sifting through the wreckage of the doomed rocket had found critical angular velocity sensors, DUS, installed upside down. Each of those sensors had an arrow that was suppose to point toward the top of the vehicle, however multiple sensors on the failed rocket were pointing downward instead. As a result, the flight control system was receiving wrong information about the position of the rocket and tried to "correct" it, causing the vehicle to swing wildly and, ultimately, crash."
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/proton_glonass49.html

Nas nė ostanoviț

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyWznUhPysk

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>>54826406
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/?type=current

read it and weep, hans

>>54830033
Blah blah you autist :D

Lol!

(Just kidding, STEM reporting in)

Stop the degree mills in Russia.

>>54835325
What are you studying my slant eyed friend?

>>54835463
Liberal art technologies

>>54827279
kek what the fuck?

>>54835492
was dat?

>>54835759
Nothing you retard.

>Laughing about Russian engineering
>Mfw they won the fucking space war
They were in space literally 60 years ago
>Inb4 muh moon

>>54836117
>muh American scapegoat mentality
November 9th, 1989 worst day of my life

>>54836117
Fuck you Ivan

>>54825949
Explosives Engineering

>>54829742
Can confirm. Huge amount of shit going down here with Chinese students paying people to do their assignments and exams.

>>54829742
they are considered scum even by Italian standard
I'll let that sink in

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>>54835790
Why you gotta be so mean to me Anon?

>>54834781
I wonder why no one goes to India?
Actually I don't but Italy I really wonder. They have a nice climate and I don't think their education system is that bad.

>>54834781
WHY WE ONLY GET SHITTY RESEARCHERS?!

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