GIZZA FUCKIN' CHIP
>hey, bro hey, hey gimme something to eat
>brooo heey, bread bread
>give bread give eat
>i shat on your car broo
>Americans think the stereotypical eagle cry in video games and films is the call of a bald eagle
>Americans don't know bald eagle actually sounds like a wimpy faggot
We let our children sing about the mighty Cuckoo.
>Kuckuck, Kuckuck ruft’s aus dem Wald.
>Lasset uns singen, tanzen und springen.
>Frühling, Frühling wird es nun bald.
>Kuckuck, Kuckuck lässt nicht sein Schrei’n:
>Komm in die Felder, Wiesen und Wälder.
>Frühling, Frühling, stelle dich ein.
>Kuckuck, Kuckuck, trefflicher Held.
>Was du gesungen, ist dir gelungen.
>Winter, Winter räumet das Feld.
THIS smooth motherfucker.
I used to feed one with liver I bought in a meat store since the bird used to stand near the store and follow people so that they'd give him food. He showed up every day at 7 and 16-16:30 during the non-winter months and from what I know he still does.
Thank the lord I got boar to feed now, if it wasn't for him I'd feel kinda disconnected with nature.
hide your stupid kids this mean ass motherfucker WILL eat them alive.
National bird is big as fuck
and these guys, they even swim all the way to the desert sometimes.
posting most handsome bird ever.
the majestic Gibber Italicus should be the national bird, it is an injustice towards nature that it still isn't.
I don't like Condor as our national bird because it's not endemic to our territory. But I look again and what do we have? a hummingbird, a partridge, a parrot, a tapaculo and a turkish named bird.
Whooper swan or in Finland "Swan of song"
>Majestic as fuck
>Will not deal with hoes, lifetime partnership
>Flies in cool ass formations
>Is the fucking swan of Tuoni in Finnish mythology, will fuck you up if you look at them funny
>For real, river Styx propably also has these swimming around too
>Is the size of a human manlet
>Literally angels in bird form, not the faggy kind but the kind that comes with a flaming sword to deal rightful justice to heretics and knock your wife up from holy spirit
Your birds got nothing on Whooper swan.
I remember last summer.
Some fucking refugee gypsie genious shit killed one of these right in the middle of helsinki or some shit.
Because "he was hungry and wanted to eat"
>south American being preoccupied with muh Jews
Sure, why not?
>you will never find your qt at the end of the world
They are fucking cunts desu
>wedge tailed eagle
there needs to be a big eagle fight club
No creature stands a chance