Anyone know where this is?
This has to be bait
>you capital is literally named Khanberra
ummm, sorry to rain on your parade but it's actually canberra...
>"""german""" education everybody
>get EMU'D as well
KHANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>bleed out and die because you can't afford to call an ambulance
namefags/tripfags are like highschoolers that put on a fedora thinking that it will be something unique about them and everyone will know him as "that guy with the hat" and he'll become a known personality throughout the school when really everyone just thinks he's a faggot and wants nothing to do with him.
Australians/pooftahs are like British that put on a rice hat thinking that it will be something unique about them and everyone will know him as "that guy with the hat" and he'll become a known personality throughout the school when really everyone just thinks he's a chink and wants nothing to do with him.
>life revolves around the internet
>never leaves the house because he can just sit on his arse all day watching netflix
>have to buy unhealthy food because you can't afford healthy food
>die at the age of 35 from a heart attack directly caused by obesity
>taking a step outside risks being attacked by dozens of poisonous animals
>literally flooded with indonesians because we can't leave our homes to stop them
>all we have left is trying to make people feel bad from the safety of our aboriginal huts
>starve because emus eat all our food
>walk to store because i cant afford petrol
>buy some goon
>get mugged by a herd of enraged aboriginals
>"yeah nah yeah nah go fuck yourself cunt"
>transform a baron wasteland into a country with #2 HDI in just a little more than 200 years
>stop the boats of unskilled refugees
>only allow people with skills we need into our paradise to improve the country
>can afford to buy food and live a comfy life because our minimum wage isn't $3/hr
>According to the Christchurch city libraries , 62,000 Australians, out of total population of 22,533,000, have voted with their feet and now live in New Zealand, while
>According to New Zealand Government Statistics , 477,000 New Zealand-born people, out of a total population of 4,388,000, have voted with their feet and are now living in Australia.
>So, 0.3% of Australians think New Zealand is a better place to live than Australia but 10.9% of New Zealanders think Australia is better place to live than New Zealand.
>allow people with skills we need into our paradise
>apparently the only skill australia lacks is the ability to get a Ph D
>doesn't know that sunscreen exists
yank tier education haha
>too stupid to properly use sunscreen
>just eat it