north american borders were a mistake
war of 1812 should have settled this way
THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE
Wait, it gets better
>Around 500 British troops who pretended to be dead rose up and surrendered to the Americans after the battle
>Fighting Napoleon across the globe
>Still burned your capital to the ground
Because then the USA would stop looking like a cute whale :(
>US invades Canada
>Britain's FUCKING GARRISON FORCES manage to invade and stomp the US army
>Britain actually finishes off one war to silence the colonists
>Napoleon actually comes back and we smack him again
Don't you disrespect Finland you British subhuman
Here, a map that isn't shit. This should be our land honestly. Alaska is culturally and geographically Canadian, so it can fuck off.
But most people who live there now are descended from American gold prospectors during Klondike Gold Rush or Americans who settled afterwards. There are almost no Russians living in Alaska now.
Jesus, Brits had two tries to beat the US and failed both times. Amazing.
How about this?
Stuck with Montreal AND Toronto
The states were entirely composed of militia members and were put into service by the Feds. The whole war was the reason we turned into a professional military organization.
This whole thread had me loving a old song again....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnPv_1SVh0