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>>54427064
>OP's pic
This shit, is mad gay. You know who posts this kind of shit? Gay desis

>>54427146
>insinuating i'm gay
delet this

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>>54427176
fuck you and your gay thread, I'm not gonna mercy bump this gay shit. Faggots aren't allowed in /desi/. Every other general on this board is gay as hell already

>>54427321
why are you homophobic? are you like one of those closetted homosexuals who lashes out violently at any instance homosexuality to help create and maintain the illusion that he is actually straight?

seems a bit suspect there mate

>faggots aren't allowed in desi
>so let me just remove myself from this thread

top kek

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>>54427548
I am not just trying to trigger you to promote discussion. Anyway, I need to prepare for tomorrow, I've got a 3 assignments due and I haven't done any of them yet. Later.

Might post here later on my phone.

>makes a new thread just as I'm about to sleep
Anyways, shubhratri bhaiyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyc7ap8eAF8 (mfw a mallu tries to sing in Hindi near me)

Baba Muhammad Yahya Khan is my father
He raped my mom in her dream and I borned
I shall rule the Islamic India and Afganistan

>>54427713
yeah i thought the pic would maximise discussion or at least keep the thread alive.
>>54427746
sweet dreams india-kun

>>54427808
t. Mehmet Barbatoglu

red pill me on monsatno

>>54427943
they're a seed company who sells seeds that create infertile plants or something so you have to re buy from them.

>>54427064
When did you realize that Modi will not be able to save India?

For me, it was when Gujarat police shot young protesters on his orders 6 months ago.

The bihar loss just confirmed it.

>>54431521

>shot young protestors

Based
a
s
e
d

Modi bringing in heat like its 1942.

>>54431670
It's not based to shoot your own citizens. If he is so brave, he should try to take back Kashmir or build the Ayodhya temple.

But he's a pussy in front of China, USA, Muslims, basically everyone.

He's only brave in front of unarmed indian citizens.

And the Indian stock market is back to Pre-Modi levels.

Still, he is better than congress and kejriwal. And that is the only reason he is still somewhat popular.

If the opposition wasn't completely shit, people would see Modi for the failure that he is.

>>54432197
>Grow Gujurat at +10% rates for years
>Put Muslims and Leftards in their place

Pretty much what India needs right now. Who gives a shit about the Stock Market, that has to do with global recession.

Let him pass GST and get Rajya Sabha majority. Jingos demanding Kashmir or Ayodha at this point in time are just being stupid.

>>54427064
i approve of this pic :^)

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>tiny dicked indians have to use their turds as dicks
>thats why theyre so brown

Is kings college london good?

parents want to marry me off to my cousim. wat do? i really dont want to. fuck

>>54436286
Are you living in Pakistan? Or in America?

Where does your cousin live

>>54436319
i live in pak. shes in canada

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Where the Hebrew maidens at


Post dank tunes

>>54436596
Might as well don't you want leave Pakistan

>>54436804
not really. dad owns a lot of land+businesses. i dont want to leave pak. all i want is a pathan qt is that too much to ask

>>54436608
what up my jew lovin nig. how was your trip to the holy land? parents doin aite?

>>54436596
aap kahan se hai? kya khabar hai pak ka?

tunes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djLbjTXEuI0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxvUQ1PSqfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrVTfQz1yU

>>54437704
Multan, jee. koi nai gee bas har roz naya drama uder. entertaining but gets boring after a while

POO IN LOO

>>54436141
uh did you read the no meanies rule

Also, you guys seriously need to up your humour levels.
Holy shit the retarded TV series your country puts out. So bad its like I can't even begin to imagine the possibility of it being comparable to something else. The retardedness is just... IDK.

Mum said she'd disown me if I bought home a non-Indian or a muslim girl lmao

>>54439256
kya baat hai. tussan saraiki bol lende o? sahi e. kadi geya canada?

hor dasso labhi koi pathani kuri?

>>54436286

>incest is normal in P*kist*n

YCMTSU

>>54439704
jia bheelo asan bol lendan seraiki. mainda shaok te naa si par pyo jaan de kehn to sikhi seraiki. Wesay to urdu/punjabi

koi nai sir jee asi haali vaikh raiyaan ;( baah jee dua karo koi paindu giraawan di naa mille mainu

also a classic seraiki song for you, sir g
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a7s9n_kala-jora-pa-sadi-frmaish-tay_music

>>54440880
indian "women" marry the leader of the gang that rapes them. i guess it makes sense that animals who fling their shit in public would also sexuslly behave like animals

performing an agnihotra early mornan tomorrow, lafas. what are y'all upto?

>>54442559

Sucking off you're mum

>>54436197
its alirght, its no lse though (where i study) :^)

>>54427064
b-but he cannot be a gay man and a paki nationalist at the same time

>>54427064
Has anyone from Mauritius ever posted on /desi/?

>>54440880
Nothing wrong with cousin marriages tho

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>>54446146

>be white
>live in Delhi
>meet girls
>next day they invite you to secretly live in their PG with them
>tfw have to share a bed with three grills every night

>tfw also learned how to drive a motorcycle in India

I-I don't wanna go home

>>54446146

t. Muslim

I'm surprised OPs text didn't trigger the crypto-pols in this board

>duhhh buhhh (an approximation of how whites sound) all Indians hate mudslimes and all Pakis hate Hindus!!

>>54446260

Will you fuck off with the attentionwhoring already? Talk about something else.

>using tfw incorrectly

This is how generals turn into a circlejerk.

>>54446331

No. I post on /int/ twice per fucking week. It's not my problem if you're always online to see it.

Oh, wait - you're the butthurt Canadian. I remember you too.

>>54446298
I'm not.

>>54446260
Why did you reply to me?

>>54446360

I bet you look like a nu-male too.

Got a void in your soul?

>>54446413

Accident. Sorry, m8.

>>54446423

Cry a bit more you stinky Sardar

>>54446073
no

>>54439408
>indian
>complaining about the state of television in America

Started watching diyar e dil recently, man that shit is way better than I expected

>>54446454

>le triggered nu male face.jpg

Lmao kiddo, go cry to Anita

>>54446260
>tfw have to share a bed with three grills every night
Are they ugly?

>>54446260
Did you fuck them?