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B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive critic
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
"The Thirteenth Amendment (Amendment XIII) to the United States Constitution abolished slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. In Congress, it was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, and by the House on January 31, 1865. The amendment was ratified by the required number of states on December 6, 1865. On December 18, 1865, Secretary of State William H. Seward proclaimed its adoption. It was the first of the three Reconstruction Amendments adopted following the American Civil War."
Thanks for the tips man, here's something in PT:
Guarda estes versos que escrevi chorando,
Como um alívio a minha saudade,
Como um dever do meu amor; e quando
Houver em ti um eco de saudade,
Beija estes versos que escrevi chorando.
ch = sh
nh = ñ in Spanish or gn in Italian
h is mute
Really good, dude.
One thing I'd like to mention to everyone is that, if you'd really like to be nit-picky and perfect, whenever you see Roman numerals I'd recommend actually verbalising the letters. So in this case, "The Thirteenth Amendment, Amendment X-I-I-I...."
Hungarian with a little bit of German:
- Hölderlin ist ihnen unbekannt? - kérdezte dr. K. H. G., miközben a lódögnek a gödröt ásta.
- Ki volt az? - kérdezte a német őr.
- Aki a Hyperion-t írta - magyarázta dr. K. H. G. Nagyon szeretett magyarázni. - A német romantika legnagyobb alakja. És például Heine?
- Kik ezek? - kérdezte az őr.
- Költők - mondta dr. K. H. G. - Schiller nevét sem ismeri?
- De ismerem - mondta a német őr.
- És Rilkét?
- Őt is - mondta a német őr, és paprikavörös lett, és lelőtte dr. K. H. G.-t.
In Ukrainian Latin alhabet:
Oskiľky rozum ne spivmirnyj z svitom, vin tiľky zdaten viddaliaty nas vid piznannia svitu. Ce piznannia možlyve naperekir rozumovi, čerez usunennia joho, čerez te, ščo my bezposerednia častyna svitu vsupereč tomu, ščo my rozumni. Zlytysia z svitom u joho bezkonečnosti j vičnosti — oś dijsnyj šliach svitovoho piznannia.
If can — in Ukrainian Cyrillic alhabet:
Ocкiльки poзyм нe cпiвмipний з cвiтoм, вiн тiльки здaтeн вiддaляти нac вiд пiзнaння cвiтy. Цe пiзнaння мoжливe нaпepeкip poзyмoвi, чepeз ycyнeння йoгo, чepeз тe, щo ми бeзпocepeдня чacтинa cвiтy вcyпepeч тoмy, щo ми poзyмнi. Злитиcя з cвiтoм y йoгo бeзкoнeчнocтi й вiчнocтi — ocь дiйcний шлях cвiтoвoгo пiзнaння.
pretty understandable. the dr. K. H. G. is wrong obviously and some minor mistakes, not pronouncing the words őr and legnagyobb properly. But as I said, all in all it's pretty gud. 5/7
Here is mine so you can compare:
I don't speak German so ignore the first sentence. :D
> But as I said, all in all it's pretty gud. 5/7
That's pretty surprising considering i know basically nothing at all about Hungarian
What a nice sounding language. I see that é is pronounced like the portuguese i, and s sounds like sh, and other small things
Pretty good man. Of course it's not ideal, there a lot of mistakes, you can't pronounce sound of "y" (и in Ukrainian, ы in Russian), but that sounds pretty good. I mean. Really cool.
I'm sure you've been learning Czech or Slovakian.
Actually i don't study any eastern european language, i just know how some consonants are supposed to sound because i have a weird fascination with tongue-twisters and learned a bunch in Czech
Damn, that's very good. The only major mistake you made was pronouncing the J as RR, it's supposed to sound like the J in Jeep. You have an accent but i r8 it 7.5/10
>Why so dead
Most europeans are asleep i guess
>i r8 it 7.5/10
best day of my life m8 thank you
Well, almost good.
ž = zh
ś = s'
But that's exciting anyway, you're from Brazil and you're speaking Ukrainian, that's fucking amazing. If you'll repeat this to somebody in Ukraine — he will probably understand you. 6/10 I'd say.
A lot of your "E"s sounded like "A"s, the "nh" should sound more like a very light "ni" like the spanish ñ and italian gn like the guy who posted the poem said, que should sound more like "ke" instead of "kuh".
Besides that it wasn't so bad, 6/10
Man wird also ein Volk – in unserer
Lage – dann für bündnisfähig halten,
wenn Regierung und öffentliche Meinung
gleichmäßig fanatisch den Willen zum
Freiheitskampf verkünden und vertreten.
EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGUENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICION, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO... TAMBIEN SON HOMOSEXUALES SI Y ESTAN OBSESIONANDOS CON LA PENETRACION ANAL POR ESO UNO DE SUS MODISMOS ES (CULIAO CULIAO)
I don't speak Spanish but i know that V is supposed to sound like B, and you don't pronounce H. Also the last word in the text you read it like it was Cualio, but it's Culiao. You seemed to have quite a bit of accent reading that, but it was decent enough i think
Btw, why do you sound so sad?
>not bad for a mexican
americano preconceituoso racista do caralho vai morrer de câncer daqui a dois anos e ninguém vai pro seu funeral ixé copixápe catú, imõgatyrõ ygaruçú äèbé Apyabetà oçopár
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
In one sense you pronounced the numbers correctly, but when it comes to years like that we say for example "eighteen sixty-five" instead of "one-thousand eight-hundred and sixty-five."
Everything else was fine.
wasn't that bad, but pronouncing s as in English, pls, such an amateur fault. also, őr really bothered me, you made it soudn like ór. but if someone pays attention, it's understandable, kinda. 5/10
It sucks to rate Portuguese as a Portuguese. Because of Brazilian Portuguese there can be so much leeway on pronunciation...
The word "e" is always "ee". We don't have that "beijo" "j" sound you made in Portuguese. We have the French's "j". 6/10
You sound sound like a certain kind of African, and you are... Besides what Brazil said I'll add. "c" is pronounced like s before i and e, and like k everywhere else. So it's "eh-ku". And maybe "eh-koh" if you're Brazillian.
>tfw no gf
I know that feel bro
Also, sorry for casting a Tupi curse on you earlier there, i hope you don't mind dying soon
Here's a brown lingo for you
Tumhi ek number che faaltu loka aahaat. Kahihi kaama nastaanaa he asle chaale karnyache chhanda (pronounce this word as churn+the) ahet tumhala. Hyatun kahihi nishpanna hot nahi, aani tumhi tumchya rikamya ayushyatle kshan ashech vaayaa ghaalavtaay.
I'm going to suck at some Portuguese don't mind me.
Fuck it German as well.
Aww <3 It was pretty good for an anglo! like the usual problems you guys have are mostly absent there. Your r's were good.
The only major mistake was the word "escrevi". You said "es-CREEvee" and it's "es-cre-VEE". You almost made it sound like it's two syllables instead of three.
7.5/10 cute accent
rate my American accent, I am not a native citizen (moved here 5 yr ago)
Well, I reckon one oughta do unto others exactly what has been done unto him, that's what my beloved late grandpappy used to say before he kicked the bucket. Thus I gathered my guns and other useful contraptions and went out to meet that mean son of a bitch Jackson.
Imagine my surprise when I entered the fucker's porch and kicked his door open only to see him having a go at my wife, again. Lord Almighty, I told myself I won't be vengeful. I was to geld that rascal plain and straight, stuff his balls right in his mangy kisser and go about my business. Good Lord, him fucking my wife again was the last straw.
Weeks later I still pondered whether I did the right thing, see. When he and my old Nellie were getting it on, I sorta hid and watched. Seeing the glistening sweat running down my wife's back made my blood curl in a manner less and less familiar these days, since she met that bastard Jackson.
So I started jacking off nice and slow listening to their endeavours. Boy, he was good. Damn good, better than I ever were. I admired his technique and stamina as he fucked my wife, dick still in hand. Did I cum once he came? Hell yes I did.
Now I kind of rue what I did next. I entered the room with my fly still open and threatened to shoot both them rascals if she doesn't blow him right there, before my own eyes. And she did, more than eager to do so.
Did it make me mad? Son, I don't get mad. You won't get by in the prairie if you get mad at things. Now hop off and fetch me Ma, Daddy feels he has to call good mister Jackson right now.
bretty good, you sound very spanish lol not really an american accent; the translation was good too naturally. I cba to translate it, I have to sleep
At the end of the day, does it really matter which one of you cleans my toilet?
I wanted to vocaroo the following to you but I was sure that if I had vocaroo'd it you wouldn't have understood what I was saying because of my shitty pronunciation and my shitty mic, so here it is in written form:
"Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger on a boat
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger getting a deep throat
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger fucking a goat
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger shouldn't have the right to vote
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger doesn't know how to float... on water
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger wearing a coat
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger never in his life has he ever wrote
Nigel Abroad... more like Nigger has never opened his computer's bloc note"
>more like nigger on a boat
coming from a north african
and btw, the "g" in Nigel is pronounced like the "g" in nigger, right? not like the "g" in "genocide", right? Please tell me I wasn't wrong this whole time, cause if it's the second one then my whole thing wouldn't even make sense
I like how there's noise of a thousand cars and bikes honking on the background lel
Pretty good, you just sounded too Spanish. You should try to use your nose more, and try to "sing" some words (spanish speakers say that we sing when talking, i don't really know how because i'm kinda used to speaking Portuguese, but maybe you that only speak Spanish and English may notice it)
Here's my reading if you want to compare the accents: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0exghqwdh8w
Your translation was very good. Here's how i'd translate it:
Keep these verses that i wrote while crying
As a relief to my saudade
As a duty of my love, and when
There is in you an echo of saudade
Kiss these verses that i wrote while crying
(sore throat mode)
and now for the fun part:
Próżnoś repliki się spodziewał
Nie dam ci prztyczka ani klapsa.
Nie powiem nawet pies cię jebał,
bo to mezalians byłby dla psa.
very good although I would pronounce "senate" like: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OD0Lqwp6oT
I believe most Americans would to but don't take it as gospel.
>In Australian English it is a colloquial term for a male social misfit or a friendless person, originating from the name being unusual in the 1980s and alliterating with "no-friends" (both start with n).
>Post a Polish tongue twister
Szedł Mojżesz przez morze jak żniwiarz przez zboże, a za nim przez morze cytrzystki szły.
Paluszki cytrzystki nie mogą być duże, gdyż w strunach cytry uwięzłyby.
>Szedł Mojżesz przez morze jak żniwiarz przez zboże, a za nim przez morze cytrzystki szły.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15fM9kp05eo this one was fucking hard
>Paluszki cytrzystki nie mogą być duże, gdyż w strunach cytry uwięzłyby.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjxbDS7ZBA lel this one doesn't even look like a tongue twister, it looks like a normal Polish phrase
Time for some German
eu/äu = oi
ei = ai
sch = š
ch after a,u,o = ch as in Bach or Loch
ch after i = š
ie = i
Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Ihr wollt wissen, was das ist? Nun, lasst mich erklären.
Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzesKind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.
Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.
Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus undfragedie Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wirfahrengemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich einMesser und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.
Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.
Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meineKinder mehr weißeFraueninfizieren werden.
>lel this one doesn't even look like a tongue twister
that's 'cause it's just part 2 to the first one.
not bad imo, but there's still room for improvement
you sound more native in German than in foken English bruvv
then drop your ugly southron babble and read this wee bit Scottish y'ken
O Flouer o Scotland,
Whan will we see,
Yer like again,
That focht and dee'd for,
Yer wee bit Hill an Glenn,
An stuid agin him,
Prood Edward's Airmie,
An sent him hamewart,
Tae think again.
The Hills is bare nou,
An Autumn leafs,
Lies thick an still,
Ower land that is tint nou,
That thae sae darlie held,
That stuid agin him,
Prood Edward's Airmie,
An sent him hamewart,
Tae think again.
Thir days is past nou,
An in the past,
Thay mun remain,
But we can aye rise nou,
An be the naition again,
That stuid agin him,
Prood Edward's Airmie,
An sent him hamewart,
Tae think again.
Holy shit I've never understood this. People going to places like Newcastle. It gives people a terrible view of what England is actually like. Kinda upsets me a little to know people are form their opinion of England from places like Newcastle. Not even banter or jokes, tb h
Top kek you actually did it
you fucked up on Strassenstudio, the SS here is actually a ß and the A is long
You pronounced Muskeln weird
and the A in Hahnrei is long too
Ayy lmao 4/10
you sound French as fuck
Väliraajahalvaantunut mies ryöstää pankin käyttäen prosteettisia raajojaan joita manipuloi vetonauha lähellä hänen suutaan. Ulkona hän pudottaa tekoraajansa ja poliisi ilmestyy juuri ajoissa nähdäkseen halvaantuneen miehen puhaltavan suunnistuspillliinsä, sitten hän totisesti paskantaa itseensä.
I challenge you to say this.
Es ist dem Feind gelungen, die Front in breiter Formation zu durchbrechen. Im Süden hat der Gegner Zossen genommen und stößt auf Stahnsdorf vor.Der Feind operiert jetzt am nördlichen Stadtrand zwischen Frohnau und Pankow. Und im Osten ist der Feind bis zur Linie Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf und Kahrlshorst gelangt.
Que porra você falou de mim, seu viadinho de merda? Saiba que eu me formei no topo da minha classe do BOPE, e estive involvido em inúmeras operações secretas no Morro do Alemão, e eu tenho mais de 420 mortes confirmadas. Eu sou treinado em táticas de gorila e sou o melhor atirador de toda as forças armadas do Rio de Janeiro. Você não é nada para mim além de outro alvo. Eu vou obliterar sua existência de bosta com cabos de vassoura no rego de modo que você nunca viu nessa terra, lembre-se das minhas palavras viado. Você acha que pode se safar falando merda sequelando comigo pela Internet? Pense de novo, bixa escrota. Enquanto falamos estou contatando minha rede secreta de milícia por todo o Rio de Janeiro e seu IP está sendo rastreado agora mesmo então prepare-se para a tempestade, bostinha. A tempestade que vai devastar o seu muquifo. Você está morto, moleque. Eu posso estar em qualquer lugar, a qualquer hora, e posso te matar em mais de setessentos modos, e isso é apenas com minhas mãos. Não sou apenas extensivamente treinado em combate mano-a-mano, mas tenho acesso ao arsenal inteiro da Batalhão de Operações Especiais e vou usá-lo em sua capacidade máxima para elimitar seu cuzinho miserável da face do continente, seu merdinha. Se você soubesse que retribuição demoníaca o seu comentário "engraçadinho" trairía, talvez você não teria cagado no pau assim. Mas você não sabia, não se segurou, e agora vai pagar o preço, seu retardado. Eu vou cagar rios de fúria em você e você vai se afogar neles. Você está morto, neguinho.
Saving this thread and does anyone has something funny and lewd and maybe even fucked up to read? like the things that I post here sometimes?
Are you drunk?
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
Fuck meeee, it's too long and I can't stay concentrated during long period of times, so after reading just a little bit I start completely fucking up, I even tried and retried several times (and this is why I took so long to reply to you) but I still couldn't do it, fuck me why did I suggest anything to read, I'm such a fucking failure holy fuck, now excuse me as I go fill up my bath tube with my own blood that will come out from my wrist after I cut it with ginormous knife cause a little
razor blade is really not enough for me
Don't worry I was just exaggerating about suiciding and all of that, but my lack of focusing still sucks, it doesn't allow me to do several things, not being able to reading that is only a minor thing without importance compared to the other things that I can't do because of it, but don't worry it's okay, I've gotten used to it kek, it's just that sometimes I have outbursts after holding back so much, but yeah don't worry, now I'm completely fine, all is back to normal, and sorry for telling you my life right now, I don't know why I'm doing it, so anyway don't worry
it doesn't have to do with my English, my English is alright but it's just becuase of this issue: >>54467416 but don't worry about you too, I have gotten completely used to it and I don't even know why I brought it up right now
thanks a lot man, you always know how to cheer me up even though I should complain less in the future kek, anyway thank you again
I really do doubt that. So, meh, hopefully I'm not gonna be busy tomorrow that much and there'll be some lewd or just fucked up text as well.
>my lack of focusing still sucks, it doesn't allow me to do several things, not being able to reading that is only a minor thing without importance compared to the other things that I can't do because of it
I feel ya so much, man.
3rd world countries can't afford ketchup
Holy fuck 10/10 Great singer and you're a cool af dude
>People with allergies to carrots typically are also allergic to birch tree pollen, because the proteins in raw carrots are similar to those in birch tree pollen. Cooking destroys those proteins, making carrots safe for most people with carrot allergies to consume.
===* The More You Know
> carrot and birch allergy
my special snowflake lifestyle lads, LOOOK AT MEEE!!!!!
Stop triggering my birch tree PTSD m8 or I'll shoot you
so the taste of mustard without the spiciness, I don't know how to feel about that, I'm used to eat normal mustard that has the taste AND the spiciness, and I don't know if I love mustard (yes because as I said earlier I love mustard) because of its spiciness or its taste or both
yes it's spicey af, my eyes well up with tears and I feel the spiciness going through my nostriles if I take like a big spoon of it, I always eat it with something, not alone and that something has to outweight the amount of mustard, but it's not "Moroccan" mustard, Morocco isn't know to make mustard, it's just mustard that comes from foreign countries and that is sold everywhere here, it comes from somewhere from Europe, maybe France I think, I mean there are Moroccan factories that make it but it's not them that created it, they just remake it the same way that the mustard that comes from Europe is made with the same recipe more or less
sorry for long text
I just sounded like I don't like the spiciness of the mustard when replying to the second American guy, but I do like it, just not to the point that it's painful, I like it but moderatly
Must hurt to know that even when the snow melts and you can leave your house you'll have nobody to visit but a couple off family members and the girl at the supermarket that sometimes gives you a pity smile.
I don't know tb h.
But tell me, who in their right mind when sober would choose this of all places to sit, read and post? Surely makes you worse than the drunk lad here for giggles and bants
>Shut in telling someone to get out more
Guess what happens when you throw some English folk in a desert island? They lose 30 points of IQ and call themselves 'Straya.
So I just asked my mother (because it's her who buys mustard and all groceries and everything, and yes I still live with my parents, please don't bully me ;_;), but basically there are several kinds of mustard, not brands, kinds, the most popular kind here in Morocco and the one that I was talking about its spiciness is "Moutarde de Dijon" which is a French kind of mustard (just as I was suspecting earlier), I don't know what's its name is in English and I even went to its French Wikipedia page and in the sides there are no English pages about it so it must have the same name even in English. Usually there is the name of the brand of the mustard written big on the mustard bottle and under it is written its kind, in this case "Moutarde de Dijon".
english also call it that lad. It's pretty good stuff.
You'll find that most Americans will use a sunshine yellow, hyper additive ridden, fake flavouring version called American "mustard".
thanks for confirming
yeah but it's not always sold in glass bottles, I've always bought it in plastic bottles, and I've never heard of that "Maille" brand, I don't exactly remember what brands I bought but I'm definitely sure that it's not "Maille", and usually there isn't the word "fine" in "Moutarde de Dijon" I mean me I've never saw it written before and maybe that word doesn't change anything in the mustard but I'm just telling all what I know
es que cerca de mi casa viva una piba
que por 5 magos te chupa la pinga
yo la conozco desde muy pendeja
por eso no me cobra si quiero tocar sus tetas
Ella vive a dos casas de mi puntero
por eso cuando voy a comprar faso la veo
ella me dice: "chico, invítame a fumar que ese es rico"
I'm certain I'll be on here for a long time to come. Whether or not that's a good thing...
You gotta join us for online poker sometime on the weekends. We get like 5 or 6 people from the Vocaroo threads and just drink and chat all night. Good times, unless you've normies friends you spend your weekends with.
En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor. Una olla de algo más vaca que carnero, salpicón las más noches, duelos y quebrantos los sábados, lentejas los viernes, algún palomino de añadidura los domingos, consumían las tres partes de su hacienda. El resto della concluían sayo de velarte, calzas de velludo para las fiestas con sus pantuflos de lo mismo, los días de entre semana se honraba con su vellori de lo más fino. Tenía en su casa una ama que pasaba de los cuarenta, y una sobrina que no llegaba a los veinte, y un mozo de campo y plaza, que así ensillaba el rocín como tomaba la podadera. Frisaba la edad de nuestro hidalgo con los cincuenta años, era de complexión recia, seco de carnes, enjuto de rostro; gran madrugador y amigo de la caza. Quieren decir que tenía el sobrenombre de Quijada o Quesada (que en esto hay alguna diferencia en los autores que deste caso escriben), aunque por conjeturas verosímiles se deja entender que se llama Quijana; pero esto importa poco a nuestro cuento; basta que en la narración dél no se salga un punto de la verdad. Saludos.
I'm trying to learn Russian. I'm still learning the alphabet but I'm having trouble getting used to rolling p's. How long should it take me to get used to it so I can say a word without stuttering like a retard?
>How long should it take me to get used to it so I can say a word without stuttering like a retard?
As with everybody learning a language it is all down to how much you practice and that is pretty much it.
I was mostly just curious about the rolling r's since english doesn't require you to ever learn that. I don't really know what russian words to practice to get good at rolling the r's.
I love ketchup and eat burgers often and put kethcup on them every time and I probably still wouldn't eat a liter of ketchup every five years.
What the fuck are you doing trying to show the rest of the Americlaps up, nigger