I'm going to Spain this summer with some m8s
What are the chances of me getting a qt Spanish gf?
I'm not a chav
posh English accent
not a manlet
or do Spanish girls hate all Brits because of the chavs?
Yes, haven't brushed in a week tho because I'm lazy
You're better off getting "Spanish" Mexican pussy over here
just use muhh accent
>posh English accent
Jack, in Spain we speak Spanish, and there's nothing as horribly ear-shattering as an Anglo speaking the language.
The few people that speak English dislike the English accent or find it pretentious, so work in your American accent which is the only one people bother speaking with here.
I don't know how it is in other cities, but in Madrid you guys have very bad reputation because of your chavs.
Pics or didn't happen, and being handsome in England doesn't mean you are handsome in Spain.
Is there any country where Finnish boys are considered exotic and our accent is sexy? Antarctica?
pic is my jawline
Strong jawline = confirmed non-beta
That depends on your plans. If you are going to try and meet some natives, have some fun, and (most importantly) speak at least basic Spanish, you may find a qt3.14 somewhere. However, if you are going to chimp out with yer lads in Magaluf, your best bet is to get a blowjob by a Norn Iron lowlife in exchange for a drink. Decent Spaniards avoid tourist traps aka Britain II.
All good men are taken or gay, regardless of country.
>becoming blind for england
Not heritage. Just simple facts, that "slavic" and "germanic" thing is bullshit with no evidence to back any of it.
In fact you have many tribes that don't fit either of it, but were thrown into them because of either conspirancy or stupidness of german nationalists.
No rocket science here.
Learn Spanish because Spanish people can't speak English.
Spanish grills are mostly pretty easy to land, especially on holiday destinations.
The rest of your chances depend on how British you actually look. They really aren't into pale guys.
I'm sure it's possible to get drunk spanish qts
Don't be shitfaced.
Don't be shy.
Go to party towns like Salou, Vinaroz or Ibiza.
Spanish girls love foreigners, in paper you have good odds but Brits usually don't get laid with Spanish girls because you stick to your own groups, you behave like animals, and you go to your own bars instead of the predominantly Spanish ones.
That's my personal experience. For some reason the party scene is fairly segregated. I never asked myself why but that's what I've seen each summer.
Break out of it, because again, Spanish girls love foreign guys (and Spanish guys love foreign girls).
>I asked if British chavs gave the rest of us Brits a bad rep you wog
But you can make up for it by not being a disgusting chav.
We can tell if you're trash or not within 2 minutes of conversation despite the language barrier.
If it doesn't work, say you're australian.
>I'm sure it's possible to get drunk spanish qts
Is it possible to get a 8/10 spanish qt as a 5/10 brit?
You won't get anything beyond your league, but you can land a qt inside your league like everywhere else.
As some anons said here, your chances of getting laid in Spain are very high just for the fact that you're foreigner, in this case British. If you are good looking, it will be even more easier for you. If I were you, I would start thinking about how many chicks I would get.
In Pamplona.. Mega botellon Hahahaha
Mmmmm do you like my english friend?
In Benidorm, where I go every summer, Spanish people aren't allowed to enter to clubs frequented by Brits unless they look like one of them. Also most of Brits who are there are just chav nigger/moor tier scum.
I don't know about Barcelona and Ibiza, and I still don't know why Spaniards (like me) can't enter, we don't generally behave like gypsies, moors or chavs. Maybe they are butthurt from battles from the past or something, I don't know...but after all it's better to stay in Spanish areas rather than in British ghettos.
In my class we have a Finn student and girls are literally mad for him. It happens when you are foreigner with blue eyes and blond hair, I think you would get laid even acting autistic.
finn girl in spanish rave party.