>Country with the highest HDI >They have contributed nothing

oilniggers: the country

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>>54405635

Yet every German wishes they were like them, tall, blonde and with blue eyes, and a proud history of manly warriors to top it off. The true Übermensch.

>>54405686
You are even worse. You lost a war to fucking birds

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>>54405670
why would you need anything other than oil haha

>>54405715
>we wuz warriors n shiet

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>>54405635
>except a fucking cheese slicer
And norwegian qts. Thank you based Norway

Oi, don't mock the cheese slicer
It's one of the most important inventions ever

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>>54405927
I train with my osthövel every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through cheese because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my cheese license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

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>>54405670

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what's that, i can't hear you

>>54405740
What ever you say Jamal/Mohammad/Farook

>>54405635
>every country with the highest hdi is irrelevant

>>54405740

Very true. You think they would have enployed hunters instead of their Army after their first failure.

>>54405635
Thank you based Norway for making my cheese slicing smoother.

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>>54406014

>>54405635
What does HDI even actually mean

>tfw when I only have a shitty IKEA cheese slicer that barely functions.
What a disgrace.

>>54406154
It means you're a shit cunt.

>>54406154
Homo Dick Injection

>>54406154
just how nice the place is to live tbqh
supposed to be a statistic that encompasses the average income, education and life expectancy of a cunt

>>54406140
Show some fucking respect

>>54405967
What kind of cheese is that? Why is it so brown?
Looks tasty though

>>54406140
it's a great opportunity to invest in automation in the oil industry to bring down extraction cost and to kick out all our superfluous immigrants

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>>54406293
Brunost or "brown cheese".
It's god tier on waffles, you should try it, Fritz.

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>>54406267

{Your country must be in the top 3 HDI to read this post, please consider moving to a better country}

>>54405686
{Your country must be in the top 3 HDI to read this post, please consider moving to a better country}

>>54405897

all rook same.jpg

>>54406140
Almost fell as fast as the VW stocks.

>>54406364
>Brunost is made by boiling a mixture of milk, cream, and whey carefully for several hours so that the water evaporates. The heat turns the milk sugar into caramel, which gives the cheese its characteristic brown colour and sweet taste
Sounds very delicious! I wanna try it but I probably can't buy anywhere here

>>54406526
Hahaha, great post as usual switzerland, your flag is a big plus too.

>>54406559
Hahaha nice one

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>>54405635
They contributed Iceland :3

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Reminder that Norway basically invented the internet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A5l_Spilling

Pål Spilling
>worked on the then proposed Transmission Control Protocol where they conducted the first TCP tests between different implementations.
> Spilling also participated in the development of the Internet Protocol and other early computer network protocols.
>worked on the Packet Radio program.
> Spilling worked on communications security and the combination of Internet technology and fiber-optic transmission networks.
>Pål Spilling is internationally recognised for his role in the development of the Internet.

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>>54406693
Anschluss when?

>>54406688
How did you fuck up this list?

http://epi.yale.edu/country-rankings

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>>54405635

We also produced the greatest movie of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuQwPOfQ1M

>>54406693
and what did Iceland contribute?

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>>54406688

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De gav Obama fredspriset

>>54406797
>Environmental performance

KEK

>>54406788
Now pls

>>54406822
We wrote a bunch of cool stories about vikings and the Norse gods.

>>54406717
By that logic Nicolaus Otto basically invented the plane by inventing the motor

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>>54406834
yes

>>54406717
That's more retarded than us saying we invented wifi. He might've contributed but there were people more important and not single one can claim they "basically invented the internet".

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>>54406968
Greatest ally

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>>54406968
the norwegian maiden on the left is the cutest

pic unrelated. just something I saved a while back when some gay niggers hacked the KKK website

The day will come when their joy will turn into ashes in their mouth and they will know the debt is paid.

>>54406919
1 Finland 90.68 3.19%
2 Iceland 90.51 6.91%
3 Sweden 90.43 5.58%
4 Denmark 89.21 4.98%

Sweden is polluted with Somalis and it's 3rd, it's all the fracking in your country isn't it?

>>54406966
That trail of logic could go on forever

>>54406998
but australians always brag about inventing the wifi :^)

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>>54407096
NEVER TRUST A SWEDE
I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE I SEE THE OIL IN THE HANDS OF A SWEDE

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>>54407112
lol grasping at straws here, russia

>>54407190
Looks like Norway to me

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>>54407234

>>54406968
>those huge heads

muh sisters...

>>54407353
Huge heads for huge scandi brain.

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>tfw no norge skiing gf

>>54405635
Why would they have to contribute shit?

>>54407443
Nice, even got the fake tan right

>>54407072
>The fine print on that sign:
>Spongebob Squarepants fan club meetings in Tyron's mom's basement Every Wednesday at 7:30PM

LOL

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>>54407340
wew lad you got me here

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REMOVE SMÖRGÅS remove smörgås
you are worst swede. you are the swede idiot you are the swede smell. return to denmark. to our denmark cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,sweden we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole swede stink sweden sqhipere shqipare..swede genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead swede..ahahahahahSWEDEN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .germany we kill the hitler , finland return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot swede and dane smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SMÖRGÅS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+norway+denmark=kill sweden…you will ww2/ tupac alive in norway, tupac making album of norway . fast rap tupac norway. we are rich and have oil now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink swed… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in norway ….fuck the sweden ,..FUCKk ashol swedes no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the swede farm aminal with rap magic now we the norway rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sweden wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. norway greattst countrey

>>54407430
>scandi

Finns have the biggest heads in the world (srs).

>>54406592
I've seen it stateside, I'm pretty sure you could find some in Germany.

>>54407774
most of it is air though

>>54406822
Finding North America

>>54407774
dem glorious ancient north european genes

>>54407827
ancient swedes founded america

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>>54407893
No they didn't you asshole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_the_Red
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson

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>>54407893

>>54407960
Article edited by Arnálfur and Ole.

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REMOVE SMÖRGÅS remove smörgås
you are worst swede. you are the swede idiot you are the swede smell. return to denmark. to our denmark cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,sweden we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole swede stink sweden sqhipere shqipare..swede genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead swede..ahahahahahSWEDEN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .germany we kill the hitler , finland return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot swede and dane smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SMÖRGÅS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+norway+denmark=kill sweden…you will ww2/ tupac alive in norway, tupac making album of norway . fast rap tupac norway. we are rich and have oil now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink swed… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in norway ….fuck the sweden ,..FUCKk ashol swedes no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the swede farm aminal with rap magic now we the norway rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sweden wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. norway greattst countrey

>>54406998
He is still recognised for it, and in addition to that, the only countries that were working on the internet in the beginning was USA, England and Norway. The first ARPANET node outside USA was established in Norway because we are brilliant mad scientists.

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>>54408096
5/5
greattst ally

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>>54408242
:DDD

>>54405635
>is rich
>has own money
>tries to stay away from retarded eu politics
>has fjords, mountains and dried fish

Based Norway has this shit figured out.

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>>54408837
>tries to stay away from retarded eu politics
Feels good man

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>tfw no smug norwegian gf

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>>54409153
New memes have arrived

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>>54406526
{Your country must have a top 13 GDP to view this post, please consider not being a poorfag}

>>54405635
They invented Russia :^)
Thatks, Papa :3

>>54407833
>ancient northern european

you mean siberian

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>>54406693
Based Nord brother.

>>54409413
>Countries with a large population has a high GDP
WOW, REALLY??!?!?!?

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>>54405635

>The year two thousand and sixteen
>Not realising that the cheese slicer is the greatest invention of all time and deserves to be idolized like a god

Kill yourself

>>54405635
norway is literal sweden tier cucks and retards who just have oil thats all
finland are the only good scandis

>>54414036
Aren't you upset that Finns killed one of yours in a bar fight a couple months ago?

> go to europe
>meet a girl in barcelona, everyone thinks she's swedish
>"i am from norway" she has to tell everyone
>get close to her, end up spending the rest of some days with her
>every time someone asks, she has to tell them she is norwegian and not swedish
>find out she is on a EU rail trip around different countries, I dish out $700 to join since I thought it was a cool idea and I didn't know anything about it until i got to europe
>she is asked if she is swedish everywhere until we get to Denmark
>literally no one in europe ever assumes anyone is norwegian
>norwegians are that irrelevant
>even spaniards assume a rich old white guy is some russian millionaire before a norwegian

>>54414681

forgot to add that Norway looks third world compared to even southern europe

her explanation was that just a few decades ago, norwegians were just potato farmers before the invention of oil.

oilniggers at its finest.

>>54414036
>scandis
triggered

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>>54414751
>Let me tell you about your country

>>54406618
>your flag is a big plus too
heheh

>you will never drive a ferrari on closed roads at the western coast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HQ7-jnJ0J4

>>54415233

Looks like california except california has a nicer coas along highway 1t, and you don't have to be in the middle of nowhere to enjoy since actual civilization is within an hour drive

>>54414841

fennoSCANDIS :^)

>>54409413
I thought USA only had AA status

>>54405686
Lmao you wish

Norway is a bit like Vermont. The reason why it's such a nice place is because we're not at the front of everyone's conciousness.

Where did all the refugees want to go? Sweden and Germany. Because they'd heard of Sweden and Germany.

>>54415233

How often does the weather permit this kind of fun in Norway?

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Who needs HDI if you have IHDI?

>>54414751
>the invention of oil

>>54415379
yep, that's the sound of butthurt.

>>54415799
>inb4 muh abos

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>>54416250
>Not knowing Nils Tesdal, inventor of oil

>>54416250
meme from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM

>>54409413
>US #1
>China #2

What kind of bullshit statistic is this?

>>54415799

I'd rather live in Netherlands than any other country to be honest. You guys are actually civilized and live in a better location.

>>54405635
God bless that cheese slicer

>>54415233
Why not? I thought you guys are so rich.

>>54417082
>mfw the netherlands are so crowded, they have to create wilderness out of sea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oostvaardersplassen

>Det finns folk i den här tråden som inte förstår värdet av osthyveln
Tror dom är gravt efterblivna

>>54417227
The Ferrari ain't the problem, but rather our shit roads.

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>>54405635
Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

>>54417492
Don't worry. We are good at fueling war too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Waltersen_Aasen

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>>54417492
war shill get the fuck out

>>54417569
>exist for 1000 years
>contribute to the death of millions

>>54409413
Should be per capita desu

>>54418033
Nominal or PPP?

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>>54415799
>USA tied with Poland
DELET THIS

>>54405897
This girls are pretty and all but doesn't it get boring when everyone is blonde and blue eyed? I'm a nig surrounded by nigs 24/7. It's always refreshing to see a white or indian person sometimes.

>>54418475
Yeah, that's why lots of people turn to Asians or Latinas. Still, we gotta keep the race alive.

*smacks salmon*

AYO HOL UP
WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET

>>54414036
Don't Poles come to Sweden and Norway to be Janitors, construction workers, etc?

>>54419212
yes, real poles love norway

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>>54419212
Our biggest immigrant group is poles now, beating the swedes who's #2.

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>>54418475
>everyone is blonde and blue eyed
>he actually believe the memes

>>54416635
>that's not how you spell Nikolai Teslerud

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>>54405635
Also don't forget that the only Swiss cheese worth eating comes from Norwegia.

>>54418475
Not everyone are blonde and blue-eyed tbqh. Lots of people have green eyes, brown hair, black hair in addition to blonde hair and blue eyes, and different combinations of these

>>54419615

I thought it was Nils Tessledal

>>54419702

Ah, my tax-kroners at work. Fuck.

>>54419728
I would say probably nordic countries has some of the most diverse colouration among the native population. You can red hair, blond hair, red hair, brown hair, black hair and all manner of eye colours all the way in the spectrum.

>>54419765
Your Kroners help us Amerifats buy Jarlsberg at almost any supermarket.

Thank you, eurofriend.

>>54419815
Red hair and brown eyes are fairly rare in my experience though, but I don't know the actual statistics

>>54419702
Didn't even know Jarlsberg was popular over there until I saw a cameo in what I think was Dawn of the Dead.

>>54420020
I have that

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Tell me, HOW WOULD I SLICE MY CHEESE WITHOUT NORWAY?

das rite. I wouldn't.

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>>54418033

>>54421272
with a knive like a man?

>>54421908

That's not efficient, and you germans are supposed to be known for your efficiency, but i guess that died Adolph.

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>>54421908
>not cutting cheese with your sword

pussy

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>>54422091
>Learn about halfswording
>Sword experience ruined forever

>>54421908
Using a knife is one of the worst methods. You can't get a fast and efficient perfect melt-in-your-mouth type slice like that, and it'll always come out wrong unless you're some kind of monk who's trained for five decades to acquire that all important perfect slice.

>>54406834
finlan is samurai of north. finlan defend north

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>>54422723
pls defend us best neighbor

>>54406154
how many hicks have arts degree * (multiplied by) gdp

>>54406154

Bad news for you

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>>54418475
>everyone blonde and blue-eyed

>>54428567
Bare et fåtall """"kvinner"""" her i landet bor i Oslo, Abdullah.

i wish i lived in norway

>>54429799
Just jump the border like all your friends

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>>54419254
mfw i gave some norge crate of vodka and he gives me literaly anything i want

>>54406175
your ancestor are ashamed of you, Eirik.

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Greatest man alive is Norwegian.