Rolling Pals edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, make new OCs, etc.
Only one is counted on flag counter and could be real.
Guess which one?
Yet none are real. It's a real shame. I wish there was a way to tell even the really convincing fakes apart.
Just say "hey, would you like to talk on Whatsapp or kik? Interpals doesn't work well for me all the time"
make sure you establish a good conversation with her so it seems like she's interested in you before you ask this though.
I don't know what to you could say to make it work, you might want to wait until one of the Brazilian or Portuguese posters come here if you want something in Portuguese since mine is shit.
QT is texting me, send me this gif and said "join me in bed please ;)"
no, I am at work for the next hour and 30min with a hard on. Fuck my life
>tfw these refugees message me all the time
Who knows, maybe the FBI creates fake German accounts and only replies to refugees to watch their actions
I know they don't but I wish it was this way
Why are Iranin girls such insufferable cunts?
Every fucking thing you say to them makes them go "stupid Americans, only believing what their media tells them"
You could literally ask them how to say "hello" in Farsi and then they go on a rant about how all Americans assume they speak Arabic and blah blah and how our media lies to us about Iran
I'm like, fuck off, I just want to see your asshole, I'm not talking about that stuff
No worries I messaged him with my rollin' result. When we get into a conversation, I will surely ask him to donate some monis to our poorfag country : )
>tfw these subsaharan Africans are funny af and they're not even trying
When you first sign up, even if you don't view anybody, you can expect to get 60+ at least. Each time your profile is updated it gets bumped to the top of the list for more people to see. If you're viewing people, the number goes up, and if you script you can expect more than a hundred easily.
Usually I'd get about 3 or 4 every day, mostly from either Thai, Korean and Chinese women. Or from Turkish girls, and assorted African gay men. But every couple of days I'd get messages from actual worthwhile people. If you made your profile recently, then you'll have messages by tomorrow at least.
In your first day you'll get a lot more because you get bumped to the top of the "search engine" or whatever. It'll die down unless you do a proper update of your pic/profile.
You won't get too many unless you're really good looking in your profile. You'll get hundreds if you use the scripts.
Message to view ratio depends on how attractive you are I guess, but I guess it's a good thing to learn in life that getting girls is more a matter of just doing it until you get one which happens rather than holding back and trying to hope something comes.
That being said if you're used to girls on the internet, you'll get a lot more messages from girls on interpals than anywhere else.
Anyone else wish they could start again on IP? Just reset their profile back to as if it was a newly made one?
The end of this February wil have been me visiting these generals for a year now, and I can't say anything has come of it
Well thanks for the nice comments, And again I dunno how many times I have to tell you guys most girls im friends with. Very rarely do I flirt with anyone. If anything I get just as many messages from girls telling me they like me, as girls telling me they hate me or flipping their shit at me all the time. I just said recently again that alisa girl you guys kept telling me to talk to saying she was mean, i tried to tell myself she was nice. I talk to her, we have one nice conversation, then she adds me on facebook yadda yadda, blah blah tells me a sad story I feel bad for her. Then she gets mad and doesnt want to talk to me anymore since I was nice, and gets rid of me lol. Thats interpals for me dude. Im not getting nudes from every girl, its mostly girls getting mad at me for being nice/for not flirting with them/or a ton of other crazy things lol
Jut fuck off already, no one cares about your sob stories and how you dindu nufin
Might as well just use a tripcode so you can just derail threads more easily because every time you post shit a million literal faggots in this thread hop on your nuts and start sucking your cock
God, these threads are fucking terrible and have been for several years
I didnt post here first, people posted my name there and were talking about me. So I posted. Nor do I ever act like im better than anyone else. And obviously from the fact that you are making fun of me on the internet you are probably much cooler than me, and probably get a bunch of nudes, so calm down and take a look in the mirror.
That made me sad
Wanna sit on my face?
Why are americans always so butthurt
send her a picture of your copy of the book Moby Dick to test the waters first (or something like that). if she doesn't follow up on it she was joking, if she says something along the lines of: 'that's not what I meant!' and insists then you have more certainty.
I don't think it's happening desu - she said to add her on kik, followed by 'one sec' and it's been 23 minutes since that.
But assuming it does, do I point the camera looking downwards from my perspective or point the camera upwards from her perspective?
>urgh :( cant stil find some nice people here on interpals.. some are just here for a sex . most of them are from turkey and germany .. wtf!!
How long until women start blocking messages from Germany because of all the hornyturks there?
Some advice for Interpals:
Thai, Indonesian, Chinese, Russian and Japanese girls are trash - they're boring to talk to.
Don't bother with the 'favourite books, favourite quotes' shit on your profile - people don't really read profiles. Just keep it simple, or leave it mysterious so it gives girls more reason to talk to you.
Your first opening message should be simple, open and confident. 'Hi' doesn't do well and will just cause you to be ignored. Then again, don't write a whole paragraph - find a balance between the two; it varies from girl to girl.
Don't listen to what other anons in this thread say about different countries in terms of women (ironic, I know) go for who you want - you'll be happiest that way.
Move away from interpals to another form of IM - skype is most common. You want your qt to be exclusive to you, and primarily interested in you. While she's on IP, she's open to pursue other men and it can end up with you being cucked.
Some of the lingo used here:
qt - a cute girl, or one's significant other which someone is currently talking to
trashed - a qt considered so bad she's not worth pursuing, and therefore disregarded.
cucked - short for cuckolded.
Sperg - shortened for asperger, someone that behaves in a very autistic and stupid fashion
Autist - an idiot who is absolutely clueless about what to do or say in social situations, and will come across as awkward or disturbing. Ask the regulars about the Icelandic autist in the context of IP - they'll tell you about him.
People commonly post links to their or other's profiles in the following format: /[profile]
This should be added onto the main URL, i.e. interpals.net/[profile]
Hope this helps. If you want to talk, send me a message, my profile's /Aprils_Renegade
Just give a short description of yourself - what your name is, how old you are, where you're from. Mention hobbies, interests, languages you speak and countries/cultures that interest you.
Protip: offer to help learn a language, whether it's english or portuguese. You probably won't end helping, but it makes you that extra bit appealing
>Too much Shrek
>Yea but not too much land under Israeli rule yet
Fucking kekked with the might of 1000 suns.
>what do you guys write on your profile?
you just make it full of ebin memes and other stupid unfunny shit and all the grills will love it
trying to figure out as well
thanks for the introduction man
is one pic picture of me enough? or should i upload more? i dont have many decent pictures
>all the grills will love it
are you serious?
think i just narrowly avoided some pedo trying to get me in on his fucked up shit
>get viewed by a Moldovan
My goal in life to insert my tongue into a slav teenage girl's asshole
Dimitri should teach him how to squat
I've already been attacked by tiny people in Turkey before when a gang of Kurd kids threw stones at me to get money and cigarettes.
The last I want is to invoke the wrath of Koksal Baba with his gloves on.
At least you understand our plight with kurds. Fuggen harassing everyone.
I really do, I've never had a good experience with them. Between getting leered at, yelled at and attacked by them, fuck Kurds.
I loved when my qts parents would go like "Kurt" and shake their head. Or in one case in a mixture of broken English and Turkish said something like "Our President is Ermeni, and first lady is Kurt. Turkey" and put her hands in the air confused.
Oh fugg, I regret googling it
if there's one thing you got out of all that is experience, though it ended bitter at least you have some culture and interesting stories to tell.
you on the right.
>implying this halfiing rogue isn't the best thing in 2016
Had a nice time while it lasted, and I went somewhere I never would have went otherwise and enjoyed it. I mean, I wouldn't want Turkey in the EU still, but that's not personal.
Would visit again if I didn't have other places to go and a limited amount of time and money to do it. It also feels weird the idea of going back without any ties or connections anymore. Like say you divorced your wife but still went over to her Grans for lunch every Sunday.
Debating buying the little tea glasses still. They're too nice.
Thanks to it though I can do a good enough impersonation to my friends when we laugh at Koksal Baba videos.
I do if you still want help.
We will eventually get in the EU but it'll be a while kek.
I get what you mean by that but I think you'll still have a good time there, there's more than just her and her side of the country but wait till you're older imo, no need to go any time soon.
Get em, they're great.
Kek koksal is a fuckin national treasure at this point, he's a beloved ledge.
What annoys me is her mum was supposed to take me to Cannakkale and I was really excited to go because I'm into history and it's quite a big event. So like seeing Istanbul it was a whole "two birds with one stone" scenario. Besides, nobody to go with anymore and I hate to travel alone.
I had a voucher at Amazon I was going to use to get them for free. But the price for delivery too was so much that I might as well have bought them anyway.
I don't understand how he got so popular but I saw he met members of Besiktas and then proceeded to attack one of the players.
Oh man, Gallipoli is beautiful and actually seeing it really gives to perspective and understanding about what everyone there had to go through, not seeing it was a big mistake. As a history lover you should also go to places like Capadocia and Gobeklitepe if you like extremely ancient history.
I'm sure you can buy them in England, when I was there I saw plenty of Turk stuff. In fact thinking about it I found it really odd how there was so much Turkish shit there, even on your radio I heard Turkish music on the normal channels, not specialised ones.
He got popular because he's really lovable and a super sweet guy with a hilarious temper. Also he's small but doesn't have dwarfism or whatever so lots of people were watching and thinking he was shrunk down with a computer lmao. He also beat up people of Trabzonspor which is the team he supports kek and he met fucking everyone from the biggest mafia don in Turkey (and his children) to Erdogan (who is practically from the same city as him) kek
On my last trip I buddied up with a Buddhist monk to help her carry all her bags and shit so we wouldn't miss our flight together. She told me to see Cappadocia too.
Oh I'm not in England, they're available to buy, but in packs of like 12 and I can't justify buying 12 glasses that I'll barely use. I have my coffee cups and pot though.
Do people like him? I can never understand what people are saying in his video so I couldn't tell if he was loved or ridiculed.
>get some spam message about free sex things and an obvious scam link from a profile made 2-3 hours ago
>actually has messages from asians being creepily polite wanting to know them
I wonder if they have copypastas of their own
Cappadocia is just really cool and it feels kinda like an elaborate historic movie set, too unreal.
What are you, Scottish or something? Oh yeah true, 12 is too much. I'd send you a few if postage didn't fuck you up the ass to send shit anywhere from aus. Is that Turkish coffee? You have a decent level of foam there lad.
People fuckin love the guy. It's really just banter that goes on. He's got a nemesis, Ricirt (Richard) and a minor enemy "tea maker" Kenan (Keenan), the rest of the fights are minor conflicts when he gets mad and also training for his bigger battles against Ricirt. He's also a very angry dude. People from the black sea are notorious for being angry and flaring up quickly, Koksal is even worse, short man with a short temper.
Check him out getting mad in traffic and getting out ready for a fight kek
Yeah I'm Scottish, there aren't as many Turks here so getting a hold of stuff isn't the same. Amazon has glasses but I'd rather just pay like £3 for 2 or something like that. The coffee is Turkish yeah, I think that stuff was ground in one of the confectionery shops in Istanbul. But there was a cigar shop on my route to College that would grind it for Turkish coffee too. I enjoy making it, it's like making Espresso in a Moka pot but you have to be more careful about the foam. The first cup I pour always has more than the second. Thanks though, I was really proud with that one.
Ricirt is actually a nemesis? People on /tr/ said that when I asked but I assumed it was just bants.
>Yeah I'm Scottish
independence when? I definitely understand what you mean, they're good cups but it's a bit stupid that they can get pricey, especially how cause in Turkey they're so fuckin cheap everyone has 50 of them.
a Cigar shop with coffee? Count me in, that sounds delightful. Yeah I'm not so good with the foam myself so I gotta say I'm impressed by your feats!
Like in the end it's all playful, he doesn't hate him or anything but Richard steps on his toes a lot and says stuff to get on his nerves cause he's just trying to get a rise out of Koksal for the laughs, he says stuff about how he's cucking Koksal with his girl so Koksal just flies at him kek. But yeah in the end it's all banter and Koksal doesn't have any hard feelings. Some people think he's abused and all that but they all take really good care of him it's actually super sweet. There's especially one guy that's known him for around ten years and he's practically koksal's caretaker, a man with a heart of gold I gotta say. He's the guy in this picture >>54431298 he's kissing his hand here as if koksal is the godfather, which is what the "baba" part in his title implies.
Voted no Tbh.
It's a specialist tobacco shop, but the guy must like coffee too so he sells it there. Sadly my coffee never makes for a good fortune though. It's as if it isn't thick enough.
That's nice then, I mean he looks like an aggressive little shit but I imagine he is a bit mentally slow so he doesn't really have that great of a world understanding, so I'm glad that he's not being taken advantage of or abused. even though I do laugh at him attacking people in his shop with a brush so hard he snaps it.
So lads there was this American girl from Louisiana and we were talking for about day until I got her whatsapp.
She decided to show me her boobs which were nice but then sent a pic of her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it.
I didn't want to see her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it. Why would she think I would?
Anyway she was boring so I blocked her and deleted my account until this all blows over but somehow she has my e-mail????? I don't know how she found it... If only she spent more time cleaning her her big, dry, stinky pussy with shit in it rather than stalking people on the internet.
I just wanted to share my thoughts and be wary of girls with big, dry, stinky pussies with shit in them.
>>Voted no Tbh.
what really? I was hoping to collect more flags! Why did you vote no? would much change?
Do they have Dokha?
This thing fuckin kills, I couldnt handle it kek. Oh wow there's like no mud in there at all. I have no idea how to increase the mud content though kek.
The videos are just random recordings of him that the guy decided to start uploading onto youtube for friends then everyone started finding and watching him kek. I think he's just a little slow but not that thick, he can use computers and have conversations but I can't understand him because of
1. His accent
2. He's missing some teeth so he can't articulate
3. He sounds like he inhaled a ton of helium kek.
Aahahah, I love that video, that's the tea dude Kenan. Koksal apparently really does hit hard kek but yeah no need to pity him.
>Voted no Tbh.
>voluntarily breaking up the greatest legacy in existence just for the sake of muh freedoms when it provided very little in the way of tangible benefits to the individual person
biased englishman btw
Get the extended flags script if you want the Scotland flag, I'm using it now. I like being both British and Scottish, and didn't want to break up the Union. That and the people at the helm of the Yes campaign were in it because Scotland was on the way to become Sweden 2 if that happened, which I'd rather avoid. Felt proud that my region was the tie breaker that came in near the end to cement our victory. A lot of hate is left over still.
I didnt ask about Dokha, never heard of it before. I'm not much of a smoker unless I'm on Nargile though. I used to visit the shop to buy pipe tobacco for my Granddads birthday. The smells in there were insanely good. For the grinds I'm not sure if whether I just didnt put enough in or poured it wrong so I kept all the grounds in the pot.
He fucking broke Kenan's plate shield in that video. I was surprised at his strength.
You're the Aussie Turk I've spoken to plenty times before, right?
tbf that was after the referendum. Woulda been funny if it was yes though and then that happened :DDD
But then everyone with half a brain knows that wasn't the sole reason for independence, and that they'd find an alternate route, eventually. Probably tax haven like Ireland.
Scotland already get a good deal from the union compared to the English, they don't really benefit from the doubt of independence.
I used to have that but it was disappointing how few people used it and it just made me identify people a lot more which I don't know if I like because I think everything is nicer on an anonymous level. Well I guess it's actually good you guys took a rationalistic approach to the situation instead of blind nationalism or whatever.
I don't smoke either besides the good old nargile, (love that shit) and dokha I tried cause my Leb friend offered it to me and it got me destroyed kek, he said it's something like smoking 5 cigarettes at once and smoking it made me sweat profusely as I sat down with my hand on my eyes trying not to die haha.
>He fucking broke Kenan's plate shield in that video. I was surprised at his strength.
Koksal is a fuckin BEAST. Pic related says: "now Richard should think first about what he says" kek.
of course it is lad. Anyways, I'm off I've got things to do. Take care man. Be good and smoke some dokha.
This Tbh. The Scots that say we're some horribly oppressed people are in denial. We're not benefits leeches like you'd think, but neither are we some massive contributor like the yes campaign would say. We roughly equal out what we bring and what we take. But we're still able to not have tuition fees, not pay for prescriptions, and be able to govern ourselves in plenty of ways. It's enough independence for me without ruining the whole Kingdom my ancestors have fought for for centuries. My Granddads and Great Granddads gave a lot for the UK, so why spit in their face?
My best friend is English too, so I don't fit in with the anti-English Scot crowd.
It made my stomach turn every time I saw it so I deleted it.
Here's kinda what the pic looked like though
I'm keeping the good ones to myself
The screencap? nope.
These are all visits from fake profiles, if you check them they are all blank or filled with vague stuff.
That wasn't the worst of it.
This only got worse and worse as time went on. You don't know what it's like when she pulls the labia out to show how long it is.
The ones in red bump back up to the top once they view you. But somehow people that viewed you 16 seconds ago are before ones that viewed you a minute ago
The only girl who was better with clothes on actually lol
i couldnt immediately tell man, so far I've been pleasantly surprised with the quality of culture pals grills.
Why is this happening to you, and not me? Whats the trigger?
How many surveys have you recieved in the past month?
Approximately, how many surveys would you be willing to do?
Approximately how many hours do you spend watching television per week?
If you are a male aged 35-42, what would you say is your favorite country singer song writer from the 1980s?
I've seen less ambitious gold mining efforts in Yukon territory.
Came back to this crap site after 2 years away, I see you guys are still making it worse.
But I finally have enough skills at my target languages to keep conversations going with the select few people I could snatch out of this Sodom & Gomorrah.
B U I L D W A L L
She's probably living in Miami or something, I used to see girls like her there all the time and none of them speak English even ones that have loved in the US most of their lives. Fucking spics and shithole cities like Miami accomadate theses people and put everything in Spanish and Englishand in most places things are in Spanish before English and every talks to you in Spanish before English even if you're white.