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The best thing about canadians is that they expect to be less hated than americans. Then they get shocked when they realise the europeans see them as unsophisticated bafoons from a non-country
>BIGGEST WHINERS ON INT (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
>LEAST INTELLIGENT AVERAGE POSTERS
>QTIEST ENGRISH BUT STRAIGHT UP SHITPOSTING
>BRO TIER NORMALFAGS
>not full of butthurt shitposters
>anyone being informative
>anyone not shitposting
we must be using different boards
Honestly, every anglo nation here is shit tier. We've already said this a million times, but basically because you guys don't have the entry barrier of having to know English at a very advanced level, there's no filtering of the retards among you. Every dumb 16 years old shmuck with a PC, free time and a love for dumb memes from your countries crawl in here.
Notice how the best posters here are by far from the likes of India, Switzerland, Brazil, etc while the shit tier ones trying to force this place into memes and dumb competitions are Canada, U.K, Australia, etc.
>best posters here are by far from the likes of India, Switzerland, Brazil
see there it is again you're butthurt thanks for proving me right
i have legit never heard something so distant from reality it's really amazing wow
>Hide canadian threats
>Ignore canadian posts
>Do not reply to canadian posts
>a canadian thinks anyone cares about his existence
>this much butthurt when third worlders make fun of them
if your country got annexed by america tommorrow and the news didn't report it I think it would literally take a full year until the rest of the world noticed you're missing. It must hurt being such a non-country
>monkey living in third world slum
>country is known only for numerous execution videos and worst online players
>not important in anyway on the world stage
i hope you choke on a poison banana
>iberian blood and negro blood turned brazilians into self-hating bunda worshippers
>My reaction when anyone call us brazilians monkeys
At least we're known for something. Americans know you for maple syrup, hockey and saying "eh". The rest of the world pretends you're not just an extra american state to be polite
Tbh the only time I've ever really taken notice of you guys is when that one tripfag who may or may not be Arabic goes a-shitposting
That and your silly interactions with Sith Ifricans
My great grandmother was apparently the main lorekeeper of our family and she got Alzheimers pretty early on in my life so I never got much of a chance to learn things.
I do know that my great grandfather fought in the Scottish Army in WWI, and his brother was in the Black Hand.
Also apparently my Scottish great grandmother had a cockatoo that once got out and was returned to her on the basis of its having a Scottish accent.
In Scotland if we're very drunk we say we're "steaming"
This goes back to the 19th century where drinking was banned on a Sunday apart from on steam boats.
Anyone else's country have patter that also has historical implications?
Fug, think it was the Black Watch.
Here's a pic of the great -grandpa
The difference between American and Canadian posters is that we don't take every bit of banter personally like you do. Canada is the kid on the playground who runs for a teacher when someone makes a joke he doesn't like.
Aye that'll be the black watch, big yin!
You might be interested in this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKqvS2pI0w - song about the Black Watch (sung by irishmen but still)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YwpuFya-Y - another song about the blackwatch (sung by Scotsmen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVzHw979gHY - Full play about the black watch, gives their history (and a lot of Scottish history) up to about 2006
usually it does get to folk but I know how much you septics love your ancestry and shit.
Also if your great granda was in the black watch he was probably from the east coast, dundee, perth, fife or aberdeen
You really enjoy pooping on jokes, don't you?
Anyway, sending you coffee and warm gooey sugary stroopwafels anon
It's funny that when Canadians try to shitpost like aussies everyone makes fun of them and they get very confused and take it personally. It's almost as if canadians believe people have positive pre-conceptions of them, and are traumatized when they realize most think of them as a more boring version of america and are in fact much more likely to bully and poke fun of their dumb country than they would to australia
haha, the drunker we get the harder we are to uderstand. The dutch have better English than me, am no even joking.
You dutch are sound cunts, Americans have asked me if I'm dutch before believe it or not.
Am no Dutch, a just talk shite
>this unseen level of butthurt
it's like bullying the fat kid at school
most brazilians here are middle class. We're poorer than you, but we still have fast internet-access, eat meat everyday and own playstations.
Having watched Lemmy's Show and Trainspotting, I can get at least the gist of what you're saying. Though I've never met a Scot irl.
I thought I had for a while, via this one coworker I used to have, until someone told me he'd faked the accent one day on the register for the fuck of it and found himself trapped in the character when regular customers came back and expected the Scottishness.
That guy kept up that act for like three years.
>having any national food that's acknolwedge and recognized internationally
>have any recognition on the internet other than being humoreless butthurt faggots
>not having a leaf on our flag
those are tree things a canadian will never understand
I wen't to the highlands and stayed in a comfy little hotel there. The owner was super nice, cooked great meals for us, told us stories about muh heritage etc. He was super into the Miami dolphins.
*Limmy, but aye, I've actual met Limmy, he was walking through a shopping centre in Glesga
See Trainspottings a good film, but thats aw East Coast patter n sadly not a lot of folk fae Edinburgh speak like that anymore. It's all dead posh oot yon way.
The book is really 100x better. It's pretty good at setting a "Scottish" tone through its characterisation, narration style and aw that
hahaha no fuckin way man. He better have had a bottle a bucky n some dodgy eccies or else I'd see right through his disguise. a had the reverse happen to me. Was in New York with ma school n I started speak to folk in an American accent. Switched back to Scottish and they didny know wit the fuck was goin on
at this point we're sharing churrasco (assado) with the argies as our most popular food worldwide. Brazilian barbecue is reasonably popular.
I have never seen or heard of a canadian restaurant, though. No one has. Ever
From my point of view, you guys are all the same keks.
Haha a don't really know. In Scotland we either hammer the constonants or miss them out completely. quite hard for us to get a good American accent on
the way limmy says water is good example
should hear us say bottle of water, many americans have had a good laugh at my accent
>What makes a good man go neutral?
Implying once upon a time I would have been a good man.
that is the shittiest joke ive ever seen
it is genuinely so awful it made me laugh really hard for like half a minute