/brit/

maisie

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reminder

cara

CARA

I want a 4chan.

MAGA and runescape

Got accepted to York and the University of Life. Which one do I go to?

crayon pop

>>54094145
literally who

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Kyary

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Kyary

maisie

>>54094167
just in; you're not accepted because you have a 4chan

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*walks towards you*

Who here /havea4chan/

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sploosh

I want a brit friend

>>54094178
>>54094189
wew

>>54094153
mate, it's a female """"""celebrity""""""". dunno what you're expecting tbqh

i will add that i can't stand the bitch either

if you don't give me a (You) I'll hack your 4chan account

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Illuminati is real.

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I think it's the end lads

>>54094219
good album

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Getting back into anime lads pls help

wat do

>>54094189
pls respond
>>54094056
>>54094056

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K A R E N
O
N
G
O
U

Hi 4chan, I'm a girl, AMA.

>>54094220
If you're a grill I can be more than a friend ;)

>>54094242
christ

>>54094242
stick a needle in that fucker
t. doctor house

>>54094268
Whats ur 4chan?

>>54094268
why did you make a 4chan

>>54094153
>Now we speak to renowned climate scholar and professor of environmental economics at Imperial College London, Cara Delameme

>>54094268
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

https://vine.co/v/iihrjiVFFVT

ouchy

>>54094242
eurgh

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me on the left

>>54094275
im sure youre really nice and all but i only like you as a friend sorry

>>54094246
Just copped the discog from the archive 2bh

>>54094324
me

>>54094324
>americas funniest home videos
FOY

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>>54094333
me on the right

>>54094333
me in the back with a mirror taped to my shoe

just gave my guinea pigs a bath

just took a massive shit ama

HUNGRY EYES

>>54094402
fuck off murderer

>>54094153
she must get grating fast

>>54094235
No we're not.

>>54094402
if it's under the tap is a shower you cunt

>>54094390
want cara to tie me to a bed and milk me for hours on end

>>54094390
who the fuck actually wears this shite

>>54094425
AHA!

>>54094333
Taylor doesn't look food there 2bh

>>54094402
aww

>>54094402
Plot twist: /brit/ are the guinea pigs

>>54094450
it's fashion darling, you wouldn't get it

thinking of watching the royal rumble Tbh

>>54094390
she's so fit

>>54094459
*good

>>54094259
Many (particularly older) Japanese men living in Kyoto, when meeting foreigners, will offer a handshake. While sometimes sincere, this is typically a 'gaijin-sagi' (foreigner's trap). Visitors to Kyoto can quickly gain the respect of these tricksters by confidently slapping the hand away and bowing instead to show that they are 'in the know'.

>>54094459
you're right lad she looks more beverage

got a british gf lads she's really thirsty and qt af
downside she has fucked up teeth but i can overlook it since she's pretty much great

My neighbour put his guinea pigs out to dry after their bath and i killed them with a brick

cara delaMINGE

>>54094124
Cara looks like absolute shit here tbf why was I so obsessed about her in the first place?

>>54094464
years of shitty hollywood movies have ruined you Brad

got a canadian gf lads she's really thirsty and qt af
downside she has a fucked up leaf but i can overlook it since she's pretty much great

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>>54094476
alri pats

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>>54094440
they're not under the tap

>WAAAA THE MIGRANTS IN CALAIS. WE CANT LET THEM LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS
Lol fuck off, they CHOSE to live in those conditions. They even built the place themselves.

Maybe I should leave my home, build a shack outside someone's house. Some cute girls will come up and help me because I live in poor conditions then I'll be brought into the house to live

>>54094514
do i need to slap it

think thats a bit rude 2bh

>>54094464

>plot twist

hello reddit

is poo supposed to float or sink?

>>54094242
I think it's the plague. Make your peace.

>>54094558
depends on its density

>>54094514
do you actually speak jap

got a canadian gf that pours syrup on my cock during bjs

what the hell

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gf just sent me this

>>54094558
U done a floater?

just remembered i haven't peformed the helicopter trick with my willy for a while
must remember to do it when i get out the shower tomorrow

>>54094554
Plot twist: plot twist posting turns into the new "business idea"

Who you watching, lads?

>>54094535
She's very attractive (most people would agree), has a distinctive face, and a kooky reddit personality that's easy to market.

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Do you think Sershie has a stinky minge?

>>54094558
Think this was a topic on Brainiac once

>>54094548
>having anything other than a cat
hello reddit

>>54094551
business idea: that

>>54094604
delete this

>>54094242
Swollen lymph node?

Hope its benign lad

>>54094548
cute

>>54094601
you mate

look out yer window

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>Having a cat

>>54094611
>having a cat
Hello reddit

>>54094604
nope. clean and smooth like a dolphins mouth.

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>>54094601
Snipedown

>>54094628
sershlad?

>>54094611
>having a cat
hello reddit

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Reading a book

>>54094647
My curtains are closed, mucker

who /stayingupforx-files/ here?

>>54094068
The one thing you must not do is post it on 4chan.

tripping a bit harder than expected lol

>>54094675
baited this exact reply

>>54094641

no idea, going to the doctors tuesday

>>54094602
>long term exposure to Cararium may cause tumours

>having anything but an aquarium

>>54094655
>>54094678
>preferring beta obsessive dogs rather than independent alpha cats
>preferring a pet that depends on you so you can have at least one thing that looks at you with admiration
hello reddit

>>54094734
see you next autumn

>>54094601
Cindy_96

Might buy some guinea pigs to feed to my pet python

>>54094736
Sincerely hope yer not dying of lymphoma lad

While you defend the moderate Muslims, they're talking about taking over the country behind your back

While native British people are too busy fighting one another, the Muslims are gathering together and protecting each other's backs

>>54094552
Not like a hard slap, playful.

>>54094572
Tiny bit, learning. Try to practice whenever I'm not out buying fedoras.

is my surname jf?

Campbell

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>I argue about superiority of cats over dogs on 4chans international board in the british general

>having a living creature

>>54094648
Jesus christ

>>54094419
excuse me, but i reserve the right to not have my own gimmicks used against me, and especially not in inappropriate contexts.

>>54094802
>literally emigrating before SHTF
Good luck chaps

>>54094666
I bet you know all about how a dolphins mouth is clean and smooth, you sick cunt.

>>54094825
Don't see your name on it

going to bed night lads

>>54094802
This proves that feminism/SJWism etc is simply a tool to weaken the west.
You don't see any of that shit is Muslim countries

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

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>>54094836

>>54094828

I managed to get out, lads. While the US is likely just as fucked in the long-run, it is far better off than Europe.

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lads

>>54094915
hate those sad attention seeking cunts 2bh

>>54094779
guinea pigs are too big, you want mice

also, fuck off murderer

but i still see that tackle by Moore and when Lineker scored Bobby belting the ball.

>>54094911
*tucks you in a gives you a goodnight kiss*

>>54094948
willy > nicky

meant to be finished off a presentation but i can't be fucking arsed hahahaha

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>>54094939

>>54094972
piss off

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>>54094976

>>54094811
scottish

Doing a worry about Europe

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gf just sent me this

>>54094940
Noice. Have you got any boom sticks? It's the only thing making the US better off in the long run than fucking Europe

>>54094948
Wasn't he killed by a group of Bolsheviks, under Lenins orders?

>>54094973
Had to give a presentation in December. I got the date wrong, wasn't prepared and had to do it without notes/preparation

>>54095005
nicky a shit
russia pre october revolution a shit

>>54094911
Nighty night x

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>>54095058
piss off

ive got some thighs

>>54094948
For an absolute ruler he was quite wet tbqh

>>54094939
>>54094976
>>54095009
Be aware that this game is fucking shit.

>>54094939
what game?

>>54095095
can i see

>>54095103
Fuck off Jian scum

>>54095111
EYE Divine Cybermancy

>>54095111
runescape

tfw not witty enough to think of the perfect reply to a text straight away

>>54095118
they both value their privacy

>>54095053
And his whole family haha

>>54095090
Manifesto on unshakable gotshotcracy lmfao

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took this one of the gf earlier (im slightly to the right, cropped out of the photo)

>>54095140
that is a shame

>>54095148
ur gf has a nice bum

>>54095134
>shw me ur tts

*exhales*

Girls on the low yeah I got some of those

>>54095028

Nothing really mental, but I've now got 2 AK's, a .38 special, 1911, and a 10/22. Want to grab a Saiga 12ga next, i reckon.

>>54095148
bum is too big m8

>>54095133
meet me in wildy you little shit

>>54095186
Are you assimilating?

>>54095148
wot a propa slag m8 i wud propa do er up the bum i would and that m8 i shud fink and that

>>54095148

In 10 years, that ass will look like a pile of cottage cheese.

>>54095215
ill just own u lmao

>>54095148
-1

>>54095184
one line flows

>>54095249

>ass

JOY

>>54095259
yeah I got some of those
(desu i prefer the wiley tune)

>>54095249
By which point he should have bought a Latvian bride and her farm for 10 herrings

>>54095249
Typical Irish-American.

http://strawpoll.me/6632978

http://strawpoll.me/6632978

http://strawpoll.me/6632978

OI OI! THIS ONES FOR THE CRAZY FOG MANDEM OUT THERE.

just realized i've never met an australian in real life

https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/no-win

>>54095225

>own multiple weapons
>regularly eat barbeque
>drive one the right
>disappointed that I won't be able to vote for Trumpo
>grown to hate leftists

I'm integrating fairly well I'd say

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Are scousers human?

>>54095249
you would like that wouldnt you? fat piece of shit

>>54095352
Me neither.

I'm disappointed, to be honest.

>>54095366
very good lad
when are you eligible for citizenship?

went down on a girl now have a cold sore on my mouth

>>54095394
see
>>54094235

Ah so the custodian checks your user agent too

The cheeky twat

>>54095366
Turn on the NFC Championship right now or you're no better than the spic manlets coming here

>>54095352
lucky bastard

where did everything go so wrong

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>>54095445
>the custodian

>>54095352
>>54095415
I've met quite a few

>>54095173
nice if you like cellulite

>>54095462
*points at your mother's womb*

>>54095095
>>54095098
>>54095103
>>54095111
>>54095111
>>54095118
>>54095129
>>54095133
>>54095134
>>54095140
>>54095142
>>54095148
>>54095161
>>54095173
>>54095180
>>54095181
>>54095184
>>54095186
>>54095215
>>54095225
>>54095229
>>54095249
>>54095252
>>54095255
>>54095259
>>54095269
>>54095315
>>54095319
>>54095347
>>54095352
>>54095362
>>54095366
>>54095394
>>54095395

Bet you're all Pakis

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>>54094940
America is where we are heading, but at least you'll be able to defend yourself over there.

>>54095498
all me

>>54095498
all me

>>54095465
Are they proper mad sick cunts who know how to have a laugh?

>>54095480
ur probably right
i was wierd before i even started school. maybe i was destined to be a freakazoid

>>54095463
Gonna deck the cunt 2bh

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>tfw literally 15 seconds late to uploading an assignment

>>54095498
All me

how can something so wrong feel so right

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>>54095498
you quoted me twice you mong

also

>>54095498
all me

but i am white desu

>>54095498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQAgu364RA

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>>54095498

>>54095550
>that pic

Rorke

>>54095536
emailed the lecturer and say your internet went out for a few minutes or something

>>54095550
>olive complected

rasheed

>>54095498
only one me

might watch ali g indahouse tonight lads

after I go shop for some bon bons and pop

>>54095514
>>54095516
>>54095537
>>54095552
reddit tier meme

>>54095550
hello gareth

*sigh*

>>54095589
>>54095599
what

@54095612
JOY

>>54095612
All me

Plot twist: >>54095612 is from reddit

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>>54095598
>uploading on the deadline
tbqh i fucked up university too

*kicks the fucking door down and strides into the thread*

54095612
reddit tier flag FOY

>>54095612
none me

OKAY YOU HOTPOCKETS CUNT YOU AND ME FIGHT THIS OUT LIKE MEN ROUND THE BACK OF TESCO

FUCKING TWAT

>>54095524
some of them actually are yeah

>tfw no skinnyfat /brit/-poster to experiment with

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>I don't use extra flags, I like to keep my experience on 4chan as dull as possible, and I would certainly never want to be mistaken for someone who uses Reddit

>>54095709
fuck off cardiff

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>tfw no titty monster to humpo

>>54095438

This summer, hopefully.

>>54095447

>sports
Never something I've taken an interest in. Was never into football back home either.

>>54095507

TBQHWY, immigrants in America are better integrated than back home. We don't have many Mexicans where I'm located, but the ones that I've met seemed like alright lads.

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From my uni snapchat

>>54095330
.

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>The only sense of superiority i have in life is the fact that i dont use regional flags

>>54095709
Hampshire

>>54095729
beats the entire purpose of 4chan JOY

>>54095782
made me vomit, thanks

>>54095782
s*x her

>>54095782
disgustig chebs desu

need a yank gf

>>54095750
source?

>>54095809
by that logic so does having flags in any form

>>54095782
>my uni snapchat
FONT

meme rap 2bh

>>54095782
Do you know her?

>>54095782
underwhelming

>>54095821

That's how I got out, lad. Best decision I've ever made. Just avoid leftist or SJW hags.

>>54095839
unless you're the only poster from that country it doesn't nearly as much as the regional flags

>>54095782
how did that get on there lmao

>>54095824
ur local mcDonalds m8 (cos she;s fat) :)

>>54095809
>Says aquafresh in a BRITISH general

>>54095809
>JF saying JOY

neck yourself

lads what if

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>>54095821
She'll give you a hand

>>54095910
I've got all sorts of threads open besides /brit/

>>54095938
what if u shut up

>>54095809
>Says the guy who made himself a personality on a /brit/ general

Haha do a carapost so we all know who you are!!

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about to eat a VERY cute ben and jerry's lads

Frozen is quite an engaging movie
I really want to buy the magazine now and get a bag with Anna's face and be a little girl

>>54095980
I'm not the only dutch flag itt

doing a research

>>54095961
not nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JquXlQTBWOo

cant sleep for fuck sake

>>54095999
>Halo 5
>Fifa 16
>dat haircut

F O N T
O
N
T

>>54095999
are you watching someone play video games

fucking hell this is hilarious

haha

http://strawpoll.me/6633060
http://strawpoll.me/6633060
http://strawpoll.me/6633060

VIP

>>54095999
Ben & Jerries is sickly. Type-2 diabetic tier desu.

>>54096006
haha do the carapost

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>Why yes, I do watch Halo streams and post about Halo e-"""""""sports""""""""""

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>tfw fucking this "sweet, shy" girl and she shouts out how much she loves my big cock and how she wants me to fuck her every day

There's literally no such thing as a "pure, innocent girl"

>>54095960
Would /nederdraad/ welcome a group of British posters?

shitcunt

>>54095999
>benq
more like bent ahaa

>>54096028
Lol, fuck the liberal mentality of Europe, they can lie in the bed they made. Fuck them and good luck.

The internet is rotting my mind. Need to get some self-discipline and get my life in order s m h.

>>54096068
Where do you cunts get these pictures from?

>>54096046
i already know that most of you who voted no were lied to

>>54096092
only if you'd speak dutch any other language will usually only get meme responses as it would in any other general I assume

>>54094554
>hello reddit
hello reddit

bought a rice cooker lads

>>54096082
hey reddit

>>54096134
Don't we all
Gonna wake up one day and be 40 years old with nothing to show for it

>>54095839
Not on an international board.

>>54096164
>>hello reddit
>hello reddit
hello reddit

>>54096164
>>hello reddit
>hello reddit

Hello reddit! ;^)

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Who's watching Royal Rumble!?

>>54096198
>>>hello reddit
>>hello reddit
>hello reddit
hello reddit

about to scam some darknet noob lmao

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>>54096035
>>54096038
>>54096068

>not taking videogames you love and are in the top 1% at VERY seriously

i am far from a normie

>>54096056
i tend to agree but in this small dosage it's alri

>>54096028
2bh, if my daughter married a muslim i'd kill her

>>54095756

Why did you move to America?

>>54096216
>>54096202
>>54096198
>>54096164
>>54094554
goodbye reddit

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gf just snapchat me this

>>54096233
rorke

>>>>hello reddit
>>>hello reddit
>>hello reddit
>hello reddit
hello reddit

starting a band

>>54096244
all me

>>54096224
>Ninja
he's actually awful lol

>>54096233
nothing like a good honour killing

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>who's watching royal rumble

>>54096214
Watching e"sports" is less retarded than watching wrestling

>>54096224
>I'm in the 1% of 15 or so people
Well done nerd

>>54096164

>replying to a 45 minute old post

twat

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>not only was I an unplanned pregnancy, I was conceived out of wedlock and my parents shotgunned a wedding together
>my mom was 36 when I was born
>my dad 28

I was doomed before I even left the womb

>>54096258
reddit tier meme

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>>54096260
i know but he's bare entertaining

I would be watching Lethul but they're just curb stomping an AM team rn

>>54096285
thanks

>>54096249
ngl mate, but your gf looks like a ropey tart.

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>>54096278
>Karen dp

>>54096304
>Sister tells me im an accident
>"actually you all were accidents" - mummy
:(

>>54094403
>just took a massive shit ama
hello reddit

and im wearing dolce its disgusting

>Yeah, we planned to have you
t. nobody ever

>>54096304
>woe is me, I'm a bastard child that must be the cause of all my failings

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>>54096326
she sent me this too

feel very shit

>>54096360
thanks I was starting to get worried that post wasn't going to get any (you)s

>>54096114
REKT

you really are a fat bastard

>>54096304
My parents got married after knowing each other like 2 months haha. The wedding was catered by a chinese restaurant or something

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>>54096319
>tfw CLG kicked Ogre2
what is life

>>54096214
here, m8

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>>54096304
>was an accident
>parents argued during my formative years
>sister is born on purpose to help quell the arguments
>i'm a shutin neet
>sister is turbonormie

any norfolk broads in here?

>wrestling
>e-sports

Are you 12 year old children

>>54096264
better that than have my genetic legacy irreparably tarnished by mudslime genes

>Being abnormie and having a normie sibling

Nah, its all your fault. If they could make it, so could you have.

>>54096351
>tfw your parents never had sex after you were conceived
NEVER AGAIN