Old Mexican women who drive beater-ass SUV's are the worst edition.
>Hear a knock at the door
What do you do?
>drinking two fastfood items at once
That is not a meal lad
Every anon needs a good homecooked meal, fastfood breeds weak and girly men.
That anon does look very girly.
Need yourself a fridge or a woman lad.
Fast food is the path to a vagina just not in the way you expect.
These are from pitchfork.
>While being black in America has never been easy, being black in America in 2015 is culturally, economically, and politically nightmarish in ways that are nearly existential.
>we gota work!
>people give me shit for the way I talk!
>the white guys I work with dont suck me off like my black panthers support group told me they would!
Girly niggers are the worst niggers.
Need to use the force to perform mind tricks on my wife and make her use some cosplay from time to time
I get this ALL of the damn time from my 12-year-old chadlet kid brother.
I'm almost in my mid-20's and all the opportunities to get roasties have long passed...
Now I can only hope for bar skanks to give me a handy behind the back-ally of some sleezy pub...
From this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty!
thats not how you spell Trump
>tfw no underage cousins to fondle and snuggle
>nieces are too young
Anon you aren't a woman your sperm doesnt stop being viable so you have no reason to be rushing and shit. Read the stick on /fit/ or take up some form of exercise/training and work towards a sport that you could compete in. You need to accomplish some shit to build upon your confidence/ego so that it doesnt break up so easily.
I believe in you lad we can all make it.
Do you guys know any entertaining documentary?
Already watched every related to quantum physics, dark matter/energy, the universe/cosmos ones/ ancient civilizations and all that
Need something new
>we can all make it.
False optimism is cancer, anon.
Some people are meant to be nothing but failures. It's all about genetics.
>tfw too nervous to play AoE2 against anyone except bots because I have no doubt in my mind that I will lose embarassingly
>tfw too poorfag for fastfood
>thinfag against my will
I'm stuck with sunflower seeds and tap water but if I had the excess money I'd have Whataburger everyday tbqh senpai
>tfw my govt professor raised us a bet
>if the patriots lose then we get 40 extra credit points on our first exam
>if they win we don't get any extra credit for the entire semester
>we backed out of the bet
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl L.
By opting out of not being a wagecuck.
Poor for American standards anyway. Unlike Mexico I can afford AC and tap water that won't make me shit my intestines out.
>being this buttblasted
Pats fans on pooicide watch
>Even dimwitted illegal immigrants are able to do that
What? In what world?
>intel no longer focusing on desktop CPUs
>GPU progress is coming to a halt while there is still not single GPU that can run 4k well
>AMD is on the brink of going out of business
>just watched my father slowly die in the hospital for 6 months
>my brother is moving across the country
Genuinely want something big to happen so I have something to live for. Like WW3 or a nuclear war, I'm so sick of everything being shit in this world
>patsfags on suicide watch
Feels good man
Your team went all in this year and didn't make it to the playoffs. At least I could cheer for my team for the last 3 weeks while all you could do is hope my team lost, like the loser you are.
Fuck Boston and fuck you too nigger
I assure you it's far better than deep fried butter compa
B-but i'm white ;_;
>Watching any other sport other than the World cup finals
>went all in this year
Literally just prepared for the future m8, this team was projected to be absolute dog shit this year
>not having the best beer: beer beer
Qatar is still 2 years away and it hasnt even been a year since the waifu WC
>heavily invested in to people on the team
>huge pieces going into free agencies
>jets likely won't be able to afford most of them
>revis rapid decline over the last year
>cromartie declining even faster
Jests are now in the worst shape in the entire division you retard, patriots don't have a single person on their roster making over $10 mil next season with a huge free agency coming up this year with people like muhhamed wilkerson being free agents.
I just wanted revenge for the last year straight of people talking about air pressure.
The dynasty could end after that for all I care, I just wanted that jew faggot who ruined sports media to be embarrassed.
But no all we get is refball and niggers, everything in the world is bad and I hate it
>just saw the cuckold meme on reddit
>people still using the flag extension
even the internet is shit
when will north korea nuke the internet and cause WW3
i just want it all to end
even aliens making us all slaves would be better than this reality
>people still using the flag extention
>implying states arent more important
>ever going to reddit
I guess limeys prefer alcoholic root beer
>drains are always getting clogged because they dump rice and probably severed heads down the drain fucking daily like literal retards
>white people replace them
>no drain issues for a year
>asian people replace them
>drain issues every week again
why are non-whites so fucking retarded? Why do they even exist?
Yes because judging things based on experience is horrible, I should judge them in a way that doesn't hurt anybodies feelings and pretends that races aren't physically and mentally different from one another
People I hate in order:
1.Feminists (specifically third wave or modern feminists)
2.People from Colorado
Family I'm usually a pretty nice guy but you better expect me to be spitting nothing but negative vibes for the next week at least.
You yourself are the proofnth invalidates your claim, though i doubt you can notice with a 2 digits IQ
Sure thing paco
I'm sure you're not a complete retard, just almost every mexican I've ever encountered in my life.
That being said I lived in chicago for 10 years and the population was at least half mexicans, my first girl friend was a mexican and my best friends were mexicans, I've spent a significant time in their households and embracing their "culture" (even when it meant spending 4 hours watching soccer trying not to fall asleep).
Most are thieving idiots
Yeah your barely coherent post truly deserved a masterful rebuttal you fucking clod.
>you're the only person who gets this upset about the swede.
You base that off literally nothing but paranoia you fucking troglodyte. Like do you genuinely think you know who ever single poster is in each individual post on this anonymous imageboard?
Are you truly that fucking stupid? Are you a schizo?
Alright show your work if it's 'logic'.
Show a shred of objective evidence that there is only 1 poster on all of 4chan who hates the swedish poster.
Just stop replying to me, I honestly don't care about your existence you pathetic namefag attention whore. People like you substitute a name for personality because you have neither in real life.
Just end yourself and do yourself a favor.
I do too, so that's at least four people I suppose. Kind of hate the white knighting for her where the only people that can dislike her are lmm and cia. She's a right cunt so it's fair enough that other people dislike her.
Because there is literally no way for me to prove, over the internet that I'm not some random make believe boogy man, yet there would be a thousand ways to prove that there is only one person who posts here that hates the swede.
You're a joke, your life is a joke, and the worst part is it's not even a funny joke, it's just fucking tragic.
So your "proof" is that one guy hates the swede so literally anybody who posts that they don't like the swede is objectively that one guy?
I'm legitimately surprised there are people are stupid as you are on this planet. Not even being an ass here, I'm actually shocked.
he says this everytime she's brought up
It's kind of annoying because when she was being a snarky cunt to me and I responded like an ass he got all up on my shit calling me LMM. It's fucking pathetic.
I am a pure and innocent virgin lad, xcom has promised me a harem of virgin snake girls upon my death.
I'm a contractor, I work what days and hours I want.
I can relax any day I want, and I don't have to have chronic depression and the urge to kill myself like your NEET ass.
Your wageslave meme only projects how much you hate your life, people who are happy generally don't care about what other people do.
can any chinese motherfucker translate what it says here?
>I am a pure and innocent virgin lad
You should fix that.
>not being temporary neet untill labor season starts again.
I love my job i get four mouths out of the year off
*burp* keep telling yourself that bro I can do whatever I want 24/7.
w-wow lad not so fast Jesus Christ my lord and savior wants me to be pure for marriage
If you ever see a corporation hiring its worth it. You work 40-60 a week and start at 27 an hour as a laborer and can work into special shit like running water treatment or equipment which give pay raises.
You have take an OSHA hazardous site worker test online and after that they bring you in to give you an overview of fhwat you are working with.
There are many ways to express love.
It was pretty funny.
I think he liked it.
Not too bad of a read. Not in any lewd way desu.
>fucking autists this fucking thirsty that they wish they could talk to girls on an anonymous imageboard more than anything else in their lives
>when they talk to them it will just be them kissing their ass and agreeing with everything they say while defending them against anybody who disagrees with them
Every single one of you is so fucking pathetic. Like I can't even imagine how fucking desperate you are that this is something you genuinely desire and can't achieve. You treat women like they are all fucking royalty.
>Not in any lewd way desu.
You don't know what you're missing.
Alright. Only after you embrace lewd yuri.
Looks like I've actually read that before since I have a crop. Good stuff.
It's not too late. We compromised. Disaster avoided.
>We compromised. Disaster avoided.
I won't give up.
BL doesn't flip the switches in my brain at all. You basically have no chance of winning.
Okay then. We will make a more reasonable deal.
I'll try BL while you do yuri.
>BL doesn't flip the switches in my brain at all
That might have flipped a few switches and pulled some levers when I read it. But, practically futa doesn't count.
Boy's love. It's pretty gay desu.
stop trying to back out of your first promise anon
>They already enjoy lewd yuri
The lewdest yuri comic in my collection is
i think it was a great deal
>>54100218 is bad, ive had enough experience trying it with no results
Literally the last chapter of a 7 part yuri series that was very lewd.
Well done, anon. Your journey is almost over. Now the only step left is to admit and accept it.
I think our only common ground is around "practically futa" desu.
i think you just have silly boundaries set that you're too afraid to cross
Maybe a little bit. Although, nothing compels me to cross those boundaries. I haven't run out of my favorite stuff just yet.
Acceptance, anon. Also, good taste.
>Although, nothing compels me to cross those boundaries.
nothing but superior purity
Alright. Show me the purest chinese comic you know about.
It's okay. Being in denial is the first step.
No bullying here, anon.
I'm just saying you have some good taste.