https://youtu.be/rVq0ONrSH-Q?t=52 To all the girls I've loved before edition
If she's already been passed around like a zoot then, I ain't feeling the roach
Ah, just the man I've been waiting for. Have you got the... right, excellent...
Hmmm yep. Good. Good.
Well gentlemen. Numbers are in from downstairs and I'm sure you can already tell from the look on my face that they're good. The boys in white have run and re-run the tests, and the lights are on across the board. Kyary is still the number one cutest waifu in /brit/.
Now, some of the annealing figures are only preliminary but at the tolerances we're talking about we might as well not even be running them. Vincent in R&D tells me I'm safe to go ahead and announce it to the board already, and as I'm sure you're well aware that is VERY unlike him.
The Koreans? You weren't worried about the Koreans were you Charles? Hahaha you need to lighten up man! No, the Koreans didn't even make a dent. I know you were all a little antsy when the Crayon Pop posting started ramping up, but I had a sub-team run their stats as if they were our own. Oh, and, word of warning gentlemen: This wasn't all 'above-board', so to speak. As far as the Koreans know, we don't have these numbers.
Anyway, I will admit: The results ARE good. Nobody's denying that they do some impressive work when they're not picking bits of Fido out of their teeth. However, those of you among us who've been putting in double-hours these past few weeks know all too well that 'impressive' work doesn't cut it here. 'Impressive' is but a distant memory.
You've really done yourself proud boys. I'm not saying it's going to be smooth sailing forever, but for the moment I think we all deserve a holiday.
*The gathered men cheer in unison*
Now, who wants to look at the figures for Charli and Marina?...HAHAHAHAHA
*The room explodes into raucous laughter*
Burial is a one-trick pony
Massive Attack is proto-reddit in audio format
Thom Yorke can do one as far as I'm concerned (Note: In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album and I will kidney-punch anyone who says otherwise)
Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.
the britain first lady looks like such a typical slag
would fug and not tell the lads
how desperate am i that i would gladly shag a fat paki slag with no johnny?
>Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.
They can go fuck themselves, British thuggish cunts bet the one on Tue left loves the BBC fucking anti Irish burly British bastards dole scrounging waste
Zac Goldsmith. Part of the Rothschilds though
This is a classic, it's le walking towards camera man!
Started saving so much money since I switched to bits of the animal people don't want to eat lads.
I'm buying whole ox hearts from the butchers for a quid.
hey, i'd just like to point out that you called me a samefag when i made a couple of posts about the parallels between 4chan and pakistan yesterday, and you were completely right
however, i was not attempting to disguise the fact that i was samefagging, and my second post was more of a self-congratulatory afterthought, and i'm not ashamed to admit that
Love Stella, even if she is a lefty
>Wrote a very long and autistic post
good lord you werent joking were you
Optic are out of the cup already cos one of them is being hit offline
He had one out one day and I inquired what the hell it was. Usually he can't shift many but I go in for 1 a week now.
quite gutted for them 2bh
beard's a great guy
THEY'RE NOT ONLINE PERSONALITIES
THEY ARE PRO GAMERS, RETARD
>why of course I follow e-sports. it's no different from "traditional" sports, in fact it's superior in that it requires an actual intellectual effort; anyone can chase a ball around, only those with real intelligence are able to succeed on the battlefield of the computer monitor
>so it says here that you are a "professional" halo player
>get child-lock software and scramble the password
>Lobby parliament & the US senate to flip the internet kill-switch (incidentally destroying the global economy)
>Hire a biology, medicine or pharma undergrad to use pavlovian conditioning to make you dislike porn
>Realise what year it is (it's 2016) and understand the extent to which porn is exploitative, racist, sexist, ableist etc. etc. and change your ways. Also vote Green 2020.
>Keep doing it and go blind as a result.
>Ask a friendly Salafi cleric to chop your hands off.
AY WAITAMINNIT HEAH
YOU SAYIN SHE SOME FINNA
*drowns ice cream in chocolate sauce*
*cheats on wife*
A BYOODIFUL CREATUH
*murders best friend*
YOU SAYIN SHE
*lies to therapist*
*chokes on gabagool*
YOU SAYIN SHE WUZ
*doesn't die in the finale*
A FAWKIN HORSE?
...'when can you start?'
Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face
You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need
Roma scum can fuck off
>Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face
>You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need
>Roma scum can fuck off
Had an interview with an arrogant student
When I asked him about his hobbies and interests he unironcally looked me in the eyes and said "videogames"
Needless to say I showed him the door
I'm a hiring manager for a FTSE100 firm. To sort CVs we check if they are or ever have attended a university, if yes, we red-stamp it with 'ARROGANT' and funnel it into an incinerator. We send the ashes back to them via post.
Having a cheeky listen to Feeder lads
THE DREAM IS OVER
THE FUCKING DREAM IS OVER
OHMSS was on tv over here earlier today funnily enough.
>Goldfinger > From Russia With Love > On Her Majesty : Diamonds Are Forever > Thunderball > You Only Live Twice
You Only Live Twice is great m8. Not even a weaboo
Just learned that my friend's sister was sexually assaulted on a trip in Africa last summer
Breaks my heart, such a sweet girl
this is him btw
>The Unenlightened sheeple with clouded third eyes that operate on a lesser plane of consciousness will never know the utter delight of grated mature cheddar on top of beans on toast.
>Post a question thread on a forum
>tfw good looking but completely inept with girls
How is this possible?
I'm ugly as fuck but sometimes I look in the mirror in the morning and when I might look half decent it gives me the biggest fucking confidence boost
Then I catch my reflection somewhere during the day again and I just feel like shit
Why are you all jizzing your trousers over this Beth slag? She looks boring as fuck
wondering if there is an elaborate fraud i can do where i get benes from as many country's governments as possible
maybe hire an accountant to work it for me and pay him with the benes. bound to be more than enough.
I need to quit my job, dump my annoying gf and leave the country. Sick of this shit boring life I lead
>Cigarette carrying a small rocket launcher
>making fun of based Q
Haram desu. Best Q scene was also in Diamonds Are Forever.
Why do people hate Diamonds Are Forever? It is perfect desu.
>stylistic as fuck
>very interesting side villains
>Q has good scenes
>not one-dimensional Bond girl
>a lot of twists
Britishbros, what should I except from Roger Moore's Bond movies since they look like the most absurd ones ?
Well look, basically things got shitty and I tried to just talk to her but I could never find a good time and when I did try she would be moody and it would just make things worse. Now things are really bad and according to a mutual friend she is "furious" and "any chance of reconciliation is gone".
I'm thinking in a few months I can meet her and I'll be like "Hey... Look, I'm not going to ignore that I was awful to you back then. There aren't any words in the English language that could make right what I have wronged..."
Then I'll switch to Icelandic and say "So how about we speak Icelandic instead?" and I'll give a cutesy smile
/pol/ remade blink 182's album
But I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything the other day, unless maybe I did.
Anyhow, I've tried getting her alone to talk and its nearly impossible. Last time I did it and had hopes things would work out, she got mad at me and said she no longer feels "comfortable" around me and a bunch of other shit.
Its depressing to hear that when at one point she would smile and run over whenever she saw me, would give me nice warm hugs, would be fun and playful with me etc
1) Why is my appearance relevant?
2) I'm a 7/10 without much effort so a few months is enough to get more /fit/ and /fa/, and so probably move up to an 8/10
3) I'd obviously act slightly jokingly; I'm hardly going to say it all with a stoney look on my face