/brit/

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cara

>Patrician tier
Kendall Jenner

>Great tier
Kylie Jenner

>Good tier
Khloe Kardashian

>Plebian tier
Kim Kardashian

>Literally kill it with fire tier
Caitlin Jenner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

pakis are ugly

maisie

https://clyp.it/ovlterxp

Did an improved bassline

beth

making an arrangement

>parents have the flu
weak cunts

>>54087231
kendall is the only one thats even attractive lol

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

http://strawpoll.me/6631510

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halo

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crayon pop

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If she's already been passed around like a zoot then, I ain't feeling the roach

>>54087210
But why would they appeal to young women more than young men? Even if only slightly.

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first for are lad zomby

>>54087247
not clicking that virus

>>54083291

NEW

>>54087205
>that right arm

>>54087215
dlete this

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>>54087336

>>54087336
JME is reddit

>>54087344
>>54087196
both my threads 2bh lmao

New

>>54084226
>>54084226

PAKIS GET OUT

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Ah, just the man I've been waiting for. Have you got the... right, excellent...

Hmmm yep. Good. Good.

Well gentlemen. Numbers are in from downstairs and I'm sure you can already tell from the look on my face that they're good. The boys in white have run and re-run the tests, and the lights are on across the board. Kyary is still the number one cutest waifu in /brit/.

Now, some of the annealing figures are only preliminary but at the tolerances we're talking about we might as well not even be running them. Vincent in R&D tells me I'm safe to go ahead and announce it to the board already, and as I'm sure you're well aware that is VERY unlike him.

The Koreans? You weren't worried about the Koreans were you Charles? Hahaha you need to lighten up man! No, the Koreans didn't even make a dent. I know you were all a little antsy when the Crayon Pop posting started ramping up, but I had a sub-team run their stats as if they were our own. Oh, and, word of warning gentlemen: This wasn't all 'above-board', so to speak. As far as the Koreans know, we don't have these numbers.

Anyway, I will admit: The results ARE good. Nobody's denying that they do some impressive work when they're not picking bits of Fido out of their teeth. However, those of you among us who've been putting in double-hours these past few weeks know all too well that 'impressive' work doesn't cut it here. 'Impressive' is but a distant memory.

You've really done yourself proud boys. I'm not saying it's going to be smooth sailing forever, but for the moment I think we all deserve a holiday.

*The gathered men cheer in unison*

Now, who wants to look at the figures for Charli and Marina?...HAHAHAHAHA

*The room explodes into raucous laughter*

>>54087360
stress is a cunt 2bh

>>54087360
is she a junkie

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>"competitive" halo

>>54087292
it was supposed to be a joke la
dont bully me for being unfunny :x

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going to roll a spliff

>>54087388
why is the pitch exploding

>>54087425
Don't apologise for someone who can't understand sarcasm lad. He's just a dim cunt xx

>>54087308
Burial is a one-trick pony

Massive Attack is proto-reddit in audio format

Thom Yorke can do one as far as I'm concerned (Note: In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album and I will kidney-punch anyone who says otherwise)

Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.

How do i get a gf like beth?

>>54087404
BENDER

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>>54087420
baka

was a bit liker :( before
now i'ma bit more like :)

>>54087465
CGI special effects m7

cold out still

>>54087530
good

>>54087484
Ask them.

90%+ of tfw no gf's (including me) never go out and try to make it happen.

>>54087484

email her (haha)

>>54087465
muslims

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>>54087238
the britain first lady looks like such a typical slag
would fug and not tell the lads

falco

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how desperate am i that i would gladly shag a fat paki slag with no johnny?

>>54087370
he is a literal redditor lmao
https://twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/668214253195800576?s=09

>britcucks

Youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

>>54087563
>Gerry Adams TD

I'd play that

>>54087570
yes?

>>54087545
British weather

>>54087563
Lad on the right looks a bit like Kev there

>>54087585
not as bad as me

>>54087369
That's wasteman behaviour tbqhwy

>>54087563
>would fug and not tell the lads

Don't lie you'd tell.

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>Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.

>>54087602
>paddys in charge of copying and pasting a link

Might become a priest desu lads

Seems like they're in demand

>>54087563

Pretty sure she did some modelling or something. Top choice as a political spokesman desu

i hate people whose birthdays aren't in the first half of the year

eating some broccoli. good source of fibre you know.

big willie straight out of philly

>>54087612
Went up to the coast today, froze my bloody nips off

post britains fittest politician

>>54087676
no its not

>>54087602
Chimp V. Chimp action.

Lovin it.

>>54087658
nonce
>>54087672
may master race

>>54087602
Are lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzRliBASdCc

>>54087658
you'll have an endless supply of wee lads to bum

>>54087658
>cucktianity
>in demand
lel

just ate oriental chicken wings and chips and now im about to eat a kinder bueno

white edition

might eat a kitkat later too (4 bars edition not 2)

>>54087687
Dianne Abbot

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>>54087563
They can go fuck themselves, British thuggish cunts bet the one on Tue left loves the BBC fucking anti Irish burly British bastards dole scrounging waste

>>54087657
Nothing wrong with the link tbqh.

>>54087418
Oestrogen injections. He's almost finished transitioning

>>54087745
nom nom nom

>>54087715
may is pretty good but january and february are the master months

march can go fuck itself

>>54087735
rasheed

remember that song "living the vida loca" by Ricky Martin? Absolute belter that was

>phone in my hand
>mate starts ringing me
>cant be arsed to go out
>wait for the call to disappear and resume

>>54087710
each 3 oz serving has 10% of the daily recommended value. also a good source of vitamins a and c.

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>>54087687
Zac Goldsmith. Part of the Rothschilds though

>>54087793
I do

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How many Nectar Points do you have lads?

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>>54087687

FUCKING MADMAN LADS

https://www.fb.com/onthetools/videos/1682527855366427/

>>54087812

i eat a lot of avocado. are they good?

Just got here from Reddit, give me the lowdown on the hottest /brit/ memes

>>54087602
Is this what happens when a country has noguns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbvgvlMRUI

>>54087793
Remember it quite well

Remember the song Mambo No. 5?

>>54087793
Remember taping it onto a cassette after waiting for ages for it to come on the radio again

>>54087812
>oz
FOY

>>54087785
June-July best time in the northern hemisphere imo

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>>54087815
he looks odd as fuck in that picture

It appears Hitler didn't need to win for England to become a version of Nazi Germany. What the hell is happening to the UK?? ashamed of this country is a understatement.

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>>54087748
>>54087815
>>54087852

step it up lids

>>54087585
Extremely desperate

I would literally, unironically rather die a virgin than have sex with a paki.

>>54087751
>Hadn't heard about them doing anything in Norn Iron
>Googled it
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain_First#Northern_Ireland_offshoot
>It's about fucking flegs
Every time baka

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>>54087862
This is a classic, it's le walking towards camera man!

>>54087862
I can just TELL this post was made by an unironic reddit flag user

FUCK OFF YOU PSUESO TRIP FAGGING ATTENTION SEEKING CUNTS

>>54087852
brilliant filename

>>54087950
Flags eh? I'llcheck it out.

>>54087937
I'm going to be enjoying this one for years to come.

>>54087922
She looks like a pornstar desu

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Started saving so much money since I switched to bits of the animal people don't want to eat lads.

I'm buying whole ox hearts from the butchers for a quid.

>>54087852
>>54087967
reminder that biggie smalls is infact not dead and played the role of duke in tracey beaker

>>54087867
>that intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxuzumECkA

Thought it was Saturday baka

>tfw a girl whispered in my ear "i want you to fuck me"

i thought she was cute, wtf. it ruined my perception of her but she's just another slag

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>>54087815
>Part of the Rothschilds

AH YES THE ROTHSCHILDS

>>54087735
hey, i'd just like to point out that you called me a samefag when i made a couple of posts about the parallels between 4chan and pakistan yesterday, and you were completely right

however, i was not attempting to disguise the fact that i was samefagging, and my second post was more of a self-congratulatory afterthought, and i'm not ashamed to admit that

>>54088004
shes a fetish model and was campaigning for the pirate party in 2014 :^)

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>>54087687
Love Stella, even if she is a lefty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCqPYea-aI

3:30

>>54087856
L A D

Anyone got the cartoon of the fags attacking a christian with fag books?

Lads if someone screenshoted this post and put it on /r/4chan how much karma would they get?

>>54088010
How did you work out what to ask for?
>Excuse me Mr Butcher, what's the cheapest meat per calorie here?

LAST EBIN POLLSTER ENDORSED POLL OF THE NIGHT HAHA

http://strawpoll.me/6631767

http://strawpoll.me/6631767

trap line pop arff

>>54088010
Bought some liver once from tesco for pennies as it was going out of date. It was horrible lel.

>>54088109
Matches come in books, fags come in bumholes.

>>54088109
a cigarette is not capable of attacking anyone
FOY

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>>54087687
HIGH TEST

>>54088109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ

>>54088157
would nurse on those chebs for days tbqh

How old is too old for an 18 year old?

>>54088154
Ha ha, the ol' reddit switcheroo. Hubba hubba.

>>54088125
funny boy haha

LADS HOW DO I STOP WATCHING PORN?

>>54088203
She give me something no something

>>54088171
i opened this in another tab and thought it was someone doing a good lemongrab impression

>>54088157
>tfw no big gf to cuddle you and make you feel safe in her bosom

Mate's sister is quite fit

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>>54087408
>Wrote a very long and autistic post
good lord you werent joking were you

>>54088199
Well met x

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>>54088025

>>54088248
steel and copper

>>54088241
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Janny you absolute cretinous melt, I'll deck you

>>54088192
19. Once you are 19, you can no longer be 18.

>>54088072
oy

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Optic are out of the cup already cos one of them is being hit offline

D-DOSS'ING CUNTS

>>54088255
Who dares, wins.

>>54088146
Liver's fucking delicious you little bacterium

Unless it had actually gone off

>>54088249

kek

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>>54088115
He had one out one day and I inquired what the hell it was. Usually he can't shift many but I go in for 1 a week now.

>>54088322
Oh dear, oh dear.

>>54088322
I am supposed to know who they are

Also can't stand online personalities

lass from 6th form posted this #
https://www.youtube.com/c/EleanorKayRobertson-Fit

>wait a minute lads
>must update the good lads over at /brit/ of the latest e-''''sports'''' happenings
>they love it (haha)

>>54088052
let it go lad

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>>54088370
quite gutted for them 2bh

beard's a great guy

>>54088381
THEY'RE NOT ONLINE PERSONALITIES

THEY ARE PRO GAMERS, RETARD

GAWD

>>54088368
how does it taste?

>>54087793

>Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha

Stopped listening there.

>>54087602
[Embed]

Goodnight, /brit/

diamonds like the sun

lads

she has a bf
why don't you have anyone that loves you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99aCdtpwU

>>54088452
night x

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>why of course I follow e-sports. it's no different from "traditional" sports, in fact it's superior in that it requires an actual intellectual effort; anyone can chase a ball around, only those with real intelligence are able to succeed on the battlefield of the computer monitor

CAN YOU TELL FROM THE LOOK IN OUR EYES? WE'RE GOING NOWHERE

this song always makes me think about my ex and have a cry

>>54088425
>>54088322
fuck off rafi no one gives a toss about gaylo

>>54088474
i think she would be good suited with thin head
someone post the picture of thin head please

>>54088392
>tfw no muscle gf to powerbottom and sometimes domestically abuse me

>>54088410
yeah well by the time i got back to my computer the thread was already dead and i couldn't respond to you sooooo...

The custodian is displeased with this current predicament

I just got some free Yo Sushi. I gave it to a homeless guy, who asked me if I had any soy sauce. He wasn't even joking.

Sick of matching with fat ones on tinder

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>so it says here that you are a "professional" halo player

>>54088431
Like very low grade beef.

I only use it for chinese food or slowcooker stews.

might wank tonight

juno temple has nice boobies


did you know?

mate just phoned me again
decided to answer this time
going out to put halfs towards some ganja

>>54087563
story behind this?

>>54088241
>Will-power
>get child-lock software and scramble the password
>Delete System32
>Lobby parliament & the US senate to flip the internet kill-switch (incidentally destroying the global economy)
>Hire a biology, medicine or pharma undergrad to use pavlovian conditioning to make you dislike porn
>Realise what year it is (it's 2016) and understand the extent to which porn is exploitative, racist, sexist, ableist etc. etc. and change your ways. Also vote Green 2020.
>Keep doing it and go blind as a result.
>Ask a friendly Salafi cleric to chop your hands off.

>>54088565
>give something to a homeless guy
>not grateful ever

Never fall for that dog meme either.

CAM AHN MOAR ENAGEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

>>54088565
I once bought a sausage bean and cheese melt for a tramp

he said "I prefer the cheese and onion slice"

called him a cunt and munched it

>Just got banned from /mu/ for a post I made 7 hours ago.

Do jannies really have nothing better to do than scour the archives?

could do with a french gf

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AY WAITAMINNIT HEAH

YOU SAYIN
*breathes heavily*
YOU SAYIN SHE SOME FINNA
*drowns ice cream in chocolate sauce*
DAT SHE
*cheats on wife*
SHE WUZ
*reheats leftovers*
A BYOODIFUL CREATUH
*murders best friend*
YOU SAYIN SHE
*lies to therapist*
KUHRISTUFUH
*chokes on gabagool*
YOU SAYIN
*neglects children*
YOU SAYIN SHE WUZ
*doesn't die in the finale*
A FAWKIN HORSE?

>>54088392
>omg I'm such a gym girl fitness luvr xxx

Cant stand these crazy bitches

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>>54088527
prefer raf

>>54088590
...'when can you start?'

>>54088565
Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face

You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need

Roma scum can fuck off

guys I met a girl in L O N D O N on friday and she's in my city tomorrow. should I ask her out for a drink?

>>54088565
fucking lel

>Homeless people have to eat sushi without soy sauce

Cameron's Britain all over.

>>54088665
it's queued silly

>>54088565
Homeless guy asked me for some money so I brought out my wallet and when he saw that there was a £20 he said "Could you give us the 20 quid m8?"

could do with any gf

>>54088540
let it go

LET IT GOOOOO

need load of hot white cum down my throat x

>>54088665
yeah i hate it when i make a tfw no gf thread and it doesn't get deleted until it's like on page 9

>>54088635
two people who don't like gerry adams very much took a picture outside his constituency office with their thumbs down to show that they don't like him very much

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>Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face
>You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need
>Roma scum can fuck off

>>54088752
iktfb

>>54088565
>>54088693
Don't give anything to them, most of them are druggies.

>>54088752
d-does it come in other colours?

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Had an interview with an arrogant student

When I asked him about his hobbies and interests he unironcally looked me in the eyes and said "videogames"

Needless to say I showed him the door

when was the last time it properly snowed here? can't recall

>>54088771
somerset

>>54088767
>giving money to beggars

haram

>>54088655
Arnold is a steroid abusing, hippy weed-smoking, homosexual race traitor.

>>54088802
A few days ago.

>>54088783
I can make it come out green.

#bluejam #sickreferencebrah

>>54088802
like 5 days ago

>>54088790
>giving arrogant students interviews
>not just throwing their CV straight into the rubbish

>>54088802
fucking pakis bringing their third world weather with them

>>54088565
gave left over lunch (sandwiches in a plastic bag) once and get thanked my even a week later 2bh

>>54088677
Stop copying posts from /tv/

>>54088802
snowed when i was there in january '09, doubt that was the last time though

>>54088842
>>54088836
doesn't count it wasn't nationwide

>>54088802
Like a fucking week ago.

>>54088870
it was snowing in London mate

Just finished trimming my pube hair and I snipped my sack. It's bleeding now. Will I be ok?

>>54088845
>straight into the
!!
> rubbish

phew

>>54088870
>tfw we haven't had a single drop of rain

>>54088677
SHE WAS A HOO'AH

>>54088891
plaster it and stop the bleeding. you'll be reyt

>>54088802
Two years ago here in Kent.

>>54088870
>wants the same climate everywhere
mad man

>>54088891
No.

>>54088677
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME

how do you lads handle being excessively hairy?

>>54088889
>london = nationwide

Fantasising wildly over a girl in Florida I'll probably never meet lads.

>>54088891
pull it open and take a pic of your ball

>>54089019
>areas outside of london
>mattering

>>54089014
I would imagine shaving might help.

>>54089014
shave/trim :)

I'm a hiring manager for a FTSE100 firm. To sort CVs we check if they are or ever have attended a university, if yes, we red-stamp it with 'ARROGANT' and funnel it into an incinerator. We send the ashes back to them via post.

doing my best

>>54089019
only place that matters :^)

>>54089014
Most people would just shave

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>>54089025

>>54089014
i don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU

Why don't you nuke Luton?

>>54089072
Smooth.

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The wageslaving ride never ends...

>>54088891
depends if it's extremely painful

>>54089043
>>54089074
Can't really shave your arms or legs without people thinking you're a fucking puff

>>54089072
FONT

Just finished Connery bond movies all and OHMSS.

Goldfinger > From Russia With Love > On Her Majesty : Diamonds Are Forever > Thunderball > You Only Live Twice

>>54089072
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

CUSTODIAN

GIVE ME MY SWEET RELEASE

>>54089072
>Yeah don't worry about it x
She's not on the pill.

>>54089122

*poof

>>54089072
How old are they

>>54089122
*poof
Stick it to the man, don't let society tell you what to do.

Trying to learn Icelandic desu lads

>>54089176
just talk to her ffs

>>54089176
CCPlease

>>54089107
when i saw that piece i was thinking i'd have picked 4

then old darren would have been properly fucked hahaha

>>54089162
>>54089175
thanks lads

i guess it would be better than looking like some kind of paki barbarian

>>54089196
What?

>>54089104
why has this been posted like 3 or 4 times in this thread
also we should tbqh, luton seems to be where most of the "ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD" types come from

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbPtFBTd7bU

Having a cheeky listen to Feeder lads

I am literally the guy from Walter Mitty

shite with no life and always fantasising and day dreaming

Just found out UK is the only ones that eat baked beans.

As always America doesn't count.

>>54087238
Shitbags the lot of them

>>54089236
You know what to do.

>>54089072
>9 months down the line a baby with the tell-tale traits of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome turns up at your doorstep

>>54089267
Have any good ones?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LADS


THE DREAM IS OVER

THE FUCKING DREAM IS OVER

>>54089291
Aussies do too

>>54089332
falco

>>54089133
OHMSS was on tv over here earlier today funnily enough.
>Goldfinger > From Russia With Love > On Her Majesty : Diamonds Are Forever > Thunderball > You Only Live Twice
You Only Live Twice is great m8. Not even a weaboo

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Just learned that my friend's sister was sexually assaulted on a trip in Africa last summer

Breaks my heart, such a sweet girl

>>54089332
You could heem his grandmother.

>>54089267

Everyone does that, you're not special

reckon beth could bust my bollocks in one swift kick

>>54089265
WAKING UP AT 12 IN MY CLOTHES AGAIN

>>54089216
>darren

>>54089332
https://twitter.com/alphabethblog/status/691359611975274498
kek

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how do you lads like my gf?

>>54089332
Yeah sorry about that laddo, beat you to it haha! Anyway, could you fill out my survey?

Holy shit the moon is bright tonight.

>>54089359
serves her right africa is a shithole

>>54089332
has she mentioned pizza yet?

>>54089291

>JFs will never know the utter comfy delight of eating beans on buttery white toast

poor unfortunate fools

>>54089389
I could too la

>>54089332
Hoping that she'll post about the pizza

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>>54089332
this is him btw

would love to put beth's feminine cock in my mouth

>>54089409
5/4head

>>54089359
Should know better than to go there

>>54089451

he'll start balding soon

>>54089291
we call them 'white beans in tomato sauce'
children who are picky eaters usually eat them

>>54089399
sorry, derren

honestly who the fuck calls their kid derren

>>54089385
>Everyone does that, you're not special
Yes but I fantasise about having a normal life and being a normie who isn't ugly and hated

>>54089332
she's on Tinder though?

I live in Oxford, a city that is full of yanks and we don't even have a 24hr McDonalds, what the fuck

>>54089359
She was probably some leftist hippy

>>54089349
>You Only Live Twice is great m8. Not even a weaboo

First half is goat but second half is gay as fuck.

>Bond is turning Japanese
>Ninja team

>fat yank girl won't stop messaging me
>too polite to tell her to fuck off

What do I do lads?

>>54089460
pretty fit otherwise yeah?

>>54089291
gigantes plaki

Why is /pol/ so constantly paranoid?

>>54089451

>gets to fuck her tight puss
>cum all over her face
>suck her nips

wtf lads this isnt fair

>>54089491
ikr

>>54089421
>The Unenlightened sheeple with clouded third eyes that operate on a lesser plane of consciousness will never know the utter delight of grated mature cheddar on top of beans on toast.

A tragedy.

>>54089522
tell her FOY

>>54089541
depends on how tight she is la

>>54089495

well aren't you a special unique snowflake. why hasn't a deeply insightful film been made about your poignant life already?

>>54089451
I'm better looking than him tbf

>going to gf's house in a bit
>wearing sweatpants
>her parents are there
what if i get a boner lads?

>>54089451
I'm half as good looking as him

>>54089611

knock a quick one out now lad

>>54089611
is it big

>>54089451
Shit lid desu

>tfw good looking but completely inept with girls

>>54089611
Wear something else. Why not try and make a good impression?

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literally never seen a car like this irl

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>Post a question thread on a forum
>30 views
>No replies

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>>54089548

>>54089611
that's why you have boxers m8

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>>54089451
DAFUQ IZ DAT HAIRLINE BRUH

>>54089658
yeah
>>54089653
but then I'll have cum dripping out still when I go over

>>54089611
>sweatpants
fuck off yank

>>54089451
Looks like a scraggy weak-jawed prick

How does he get a literal 9/10 girl like her

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where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?

>>54089409
Would smash in an alley and never tell anyone

>>54089611
Two options
>duct tape it down
>acknowledge it and say 'I better go take care of this haha' (it is 2016 after all).

>>54089519
>Cigarette carrying a small rocket launcher

>>54089669
>tfw good looking but completely inept with girls
How is this possible?

I'm ugly as fuck but sometimes I look in the mirror in the morning and when I might look half decent it gives me the biggest fucking confidence boost

Then I catch my reflection somewhere during the day again and I just feel like shit

>>54089708
they should be proud that their daughters bf has a big nob

>>54089679
we've been dating for two months m8, i don't need to make an impression at this point. also the only other thing I have is jeans and those are uncomfortable

>>54089611
FOYNT

>>54089740

what do you think her arsehole smells and tastes like?