What do Spaniards think about the portuguese language(european

Does european portuguese sound better than the brazilian dialect?

Because the brazilian dialect sounds like a retard with a speech impediment trying to speak spanish

>>54087224
Brazilian portuguese sounds very childish and not very serious.
Portuguese people can't take brazilians seriously and everytime a portuguese and a brazilian are having a conversation the portuguese always wins an argument just because our pronunciation is so much incisive and harsh.

>>54086986
nobody in spain thinks anything about Portugal or portuguese related stuff

Brazilian portuguese sounds better

>>54087683
>portuguese and a brazilian are having a conversation

When this happen the Portuguese guy end up mugged.

>>54087796
>sounds better
for a foreigner that doesn't understand what the fuck you're saying.
You sound childish...

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>>54087694

>look at me guys im so cool i dont even care hehe

There's a difference?
Pretty sure you guys are just Mexicans in denial, like Spaniards...

>>54087224

American english is shit comparing with england english

>>54087694
This.

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>>54089675
>tfw I will never have his accent

Why live

>>54089768
same here,but i'm taking about you,not the normies

They are our best neighbor

Portuguese sounds like someone speaking Spanish with a Russian accent to me

>>54086986

I want to be invaded by a hundred portugirls. I want them to play with me a pillow war reenactment of Aljubarrota.

>vale, vale, ya me rindo, portuchicas
>oooh, nao passa nada meu manolito, voce pode conquestar-nos agora, mmmmm sim mmmm

>>54090307
lol what the fuck
:DDD
But spanish girls are actually very thirsty for portuguese guys.I've been to spain and fucked a girl anally and she asked for it.
>''oh sii,dame,dame mas en lo culo,siiii,aiii,siiii
>>54090087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcPvXdXxZk

>>54090659
>anal fucking some random girl

thats fucking gross

>>54090659
>mfw portuguese and russian are the same

>>54089531
>implying it isn't true

>>54086986
Does Poortugal have some sort of Canada complex where they're constantly trying to prove themselves beside their neighbour

>>54087694
This desu

>>54091767
No,we're naturallybetter

>>54091767

No, our neighbour is also an irrelevant >muhempirer. We try to prove ourselves to our former colonies instead, which is much worse.

>>54087820
well at least you acknowledge the fact
wend i say it it just sounds racist

>>54091767
>asking if /int/ is real life

>>54091767
no need, they hate themselves enough to make it futile. even banter feels inadequate since they are naturaly better at insulting their country than anyone could aspire to

>>54087694
sadly this

>>54091767
no need the military ass kicked we served the spanish over the years does all the proving for us

>>54091767
see the Iberian Peninsula on a map of Europe and great part of people do not realize the presence of Portugal

When I hear brazilian portuguese souds like I'm hearing a monkey destroying an european treasure.

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spanish capital

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>>54092486
portuguese capital

>>54092486
Actually, madrid is my favorite iberian city.
It really feels like a metropolis/new york style city,the 4 big towers and the huge and long roads are pretty based.

>>54092541

We wuz kings n shit, the evil spaniard racists took our money and superpowers.

>>54092612
mine too, I live as close to it as I do to Lisbon. Barcelona and Lisbon are magreb tier. Porto is nice, but smallish

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>>54092612
thanks, but the city is too big and i have the feeling that it is being abandoned by the mayors and its own citizens... is full of rubbish

i'm from madrid

Putuguese dont want the union, now we are a superpower nation.

We dont racist, we have 6 million inmigrants.

Do you imagine what would had happened if philip the ii the emperor of spain and portugal has decided to situate the capital of the empire in lisbon? At that times Madrid was a villa and lisbon a decent city.

>>54086986
Portugal is the taint, the small imperfection that makes me love Spain even more.

We could be spanish today if some fucktard didn't want to force us to use spanish coins. That's all it comes down to.

>>54093193
5 no 6 million, mate

Tfw Spanish/Portuguese mixed gf

>>54089531
but it's true

>>54091767
no

portugal is nationalistic, spain isn't

portugal sometimes make despective comments about spain and that

spain doesn't care all the time about bad or good

it's like

ok that is portugal.

(silence)

>>54093211
castilians nobility would revolt and cause a civil war

>>54087694
THIS

>>54086986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SQFM7GYJ28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeFlKdhyG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDarUBgLxG8

>>54094926
summarizing third video:

portuguese tries to get spaniards angry

spaniards don't give a shit

portuguese gets mad instead of spaniards and try to insult

spaniards still don't give a shit

10/10 reality

>>54086986
Cheap towels

>>54094926
>muh lazy spanish and productive portuguese
>muh food

do really portuguese people think that?

>>54095485
yeah,you really think paella is better than bacalhau?

>>54095595
paella is not spanish paella is valencian

that's the cause of the "idontgiveashittism" of spaniards

spain is not a nation

if you tried to get the madrilean guy angry saying bad things about madrid

that guy could cause a war

>>54095595
the problem with portuguese food is that it's 500 recipes with bacalhau but only bacalhau and bacalhau

also I believe that portuguese food is ok but not comparable with spanish

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>>54095799
>forgeting our god tier pastery
plus we have other good thing besides bacalao if your not jewish of muslim scum you can enjoy you 500 plus ways to cook pigs

>>54086986
does anyone have marcelo rebelo de sousa memes, cant find anything on ptchan.
Also how does it feel to live in a meme country from today on?

>>54096650
you can't really compete with Spain in cooking pork
your pastery is nice though

>>54096767
estado novo lives on our colective minds for ever on

>>54095799
>500 recipes with bacalhau
not really, there are a lot of typical things not involving codfish, the problem with that is in southern europe most dishes are very similar and have only slight variationd depending on whats avaliable locally, portuguese stew is pretty much the same as pot au feu, bean stew(feijoada) can be found in spain and france too, we cling to cod more because it is more unique

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>>54096929

>>54096650
>pastel
É uma empada de nata aí

>>54096855
southern portuguese chouriço>spanish chouriço

90% of people that talk about Portugal is because cheap towels.

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>>54086986

>Portugal is so irrelevant they need the approval from fucking Spain

>>54089675
Gringos say zee, brits say zed

Gringos say too-may-to, brits say too-mah-to

Gringos say jerk off, brits say wank off

Gringos say beer, brits say pint of ale

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>>54096650
que me dices de estos pequeños milagros

>>54097059
hahaha no

>>54097132
at least they are not asking you... yet ;^)

>>54097059
hahaha sorry you can have a better fish or marine product but with pork you can not make it better than spain

>>54097350
come to monchique m8 and you'll see, they dont even let women on their period handle the meat

>>54097350
The product is the same but they cook the fish very well.

>>54097243
>>54097350
horrible taste sempai
you also have horrible chocolates

>>54096650
galicians have that too IIRC

>>54097548
nope

>>54097412
go to any region of spain and you would know what is real food
monchique? meat? ok i take the challenge

>>54097546
Valor is pretty nice
portuguese food has a very low variety of products
and most of what they can offer galicia has it too

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>>54097546
>you also have horrible chocolates
;D OK

>>54087683
kek, do you Portucucks really believe in this bullshit? We can't even argue with you faggots because we aren't able to understand a fucking thing when you mumble with your unintelligible accent.

On the other hand, our pronunciation is crystal clear to any foreigner.

>>54097667
>farturas
Sure,you think we don't have that shit here?It's ours
And it's shit with chocolate,it's better simple

>>54097605
go to any region in portugal and you will know real food

>>54097664
t. i don't know what i'm talking about

>>54097667
that's not an actual chocolate, that's just churro. we have that too, except without the churro. no wait, actually we have the churro too lol. very original spain.

>>54097667
>he thinks sticking a fat-fry shit into a pool of liquid chocolate is acceptable chocolate
typical spain. like i said, horrible chocolates.

>>54097714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM5upL3kzB8

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>>54097755
>>54097745
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_com_churros
incultos

do you think that i'm stupid?

>>54097714
para que é que respondes sequer? já é certo e sabido que o chan está cheio de labregos tugas

>>54097878
we know what it is, we also have it and it's still shit lol

>>54097793
and you have a good chocolate i guess

>portugese restaurants
http://www.gastroeconomy.com/2015/11/listado-completo-de-restaurantes-con-estrella-michelin-en-2016/

>>54097745
>And it's shit with chocolate
triggered

>>54097891
Cala-te filho da puta és retardado ou quê?Então quando um brazuca de merda fala até parece que ele é deficiente,ninguém leva a sério um brazuca de merda

>>54097931
ok, as your opinion matters

>>54097941
not particularly, just decent enough to be edible lol

>>54097993
típico labrego rabinho assado

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>talking with arabs
>they all feel connected to Spain and the Spaniards
>spanish are like our brothers due to Andalus

>>54098044
>not particularly, just decent enough to be edible lol
as i said before, that is your opinion. I never heard about portuguese chocolate

>>54097812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v0wOv9PzmI

>>54097993
>ninguém leva a sério um brazuca de merda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN67MM2d1xE

>>54098133
and i have heard of spanish chocolates for being horrible
so that's the external opinion people have of you

>>54098159
aren't spanish chocolates the ones that taste like fucking soap?

>>54086986
Everytime i hear portugesse it remembers me that your country is our clay you're just galicians in disguise

>>54098140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvIJBd1KY0

>>54087694
Fucking this.
Portugal? Literally, who?

>>54098159
>and i have heard of spanish chocolates for being horrible
hmm... that's strange, is the first time that i hear someone saying something like that... you must be chocolate expert

>>54098211
yes and they always put caramel on their "finest" chocolates
and the caramel always smells like pig fat
always
what's with that stuff, spain?

>>54098159
>>54098211
truth is that most sold trademarks are either french or swiss/belgian

>>54098318
>always put caramel on their "finest" chocolates
proof?

>>54098361
why are we talking about chocolate as is something important?

/ibe/

>>54098361
first time i ever went to an el corte ingles was in madrid
we bought a box of chocolates to give to a friend of ours as a gift from having been in madrid and stuff
it tasted horribly
and it said "glamour" or something on the box

>>54098430
i don't know, it's just an interesting observation. of course everything else in this shitty peninsula sucks, who cares, let's have fun

>>54098430
idk the portuguese seem to be very obssesed with it

>>54098466
>inb4 it was nestle or something like that
btw that doesn't mean shit

>>54098511
nono it was el corte ingles brand

>>54098466
we had good chocolate... but produced in america as well as you :'D

>>54098536
the who knows what kind of shit brand was it

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>Poortugal

>>54098593
equador chocolate is amazing i'll tell you that

>>54098630
it was because it was the one year anniversary i think of el corte ingles so they were doing this celebration and selling fancy chocolates. this was many years ago

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>mfw our independence from Portugal was literally enforced by a Portuguese prince

>>54098696
king*
He didn't enforce nothing.

>>54098691
>i think of el corte ingles so they were doing this celebration and selling fancy chocolates. this was many years ago
el corte ingles was founded in 1940
again you can't really expect quality from a white brand, also why do you know it was a spanish brand?

>>54098762
o pedro V não era rei quando declarou independência mano

>>54098820
well then it must've been the 60th anniversary then lol
i'm telling from my personal experience. i know lots of other people who complain of spanish chocolates. i don't want to insult your chocolates, i honestly just thought you should know: this is what people think here

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>>54098691
venezuela have a great chocolate too... and ron and whisky...

>>54098882
and how can you tell that it was spanish and not french?

>>54098957
it said it was made in spain

>>54098946
good taste amigo

>>54099003
good enough
still saying that spanish chocolate is bad because you once bought a fancy chocolate bar and you didn't like it is a bit too much

>>54099105
well i'm not the only one saying it
pretty much everyone i know who's eaten spanish chocolate says it
then again most people haven't so i dunno

>>54099003
well, i was in the corte ingles in the french products and took a box of oysters but when I turned the box i read "made in Galicia"

>>54099164
wow
usually when we say it's a french product it's made in france for real

>>54098828
>pedro V
onde é que tu vais mano

>>54099259
atão o gajo que lutou contra o d. miguel

>>54099164
that's like a lot of german clothes in the 60s that were made in Spain to be later labelled as german quality clothes

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>>54099052
thanks, for now i know about ron diplomatico and santa teresa

>>54099304
hahaha what haha

>>54099308
god tier rum

>>54099304
nos están timado... :'D
>>54099211
el corte ingles

>>54099335
we are going to be the new chinese of europe

>>54099335
>>54099407
the aunt of my mother went to germany to work as a lot of spanish people and she worked in a textile factory and the clothes (which were a german trademark) were made in Spain, then be sent to Germany where she would put the brand in them and fold the clothes in the box

>>54099301
pedro I

>>54099470
jajaj como los chinos :'D

>>54099470
but that's like a lot of products that are suppose to be from one place and then you see "made in China" or "made in Taiwan"

>>54099484
pedro I do brasil
pedro IV cá
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_I_do_Brasil

>>54092897
>someone says something nice about Spain
>spaniard says thanks and then complains about it

>>54099470
lolwut
why the fuck

>>54099508
yes but they never claim to be from that one place for real

>>54099566
Our schools teach us how to be "critical thinkers"

spanish education

>>54087224
Oh God, yes.
Favelas' Portuguese is like Niggerese English.
>Ya git me dawg?

>>54099566
it's the spanish way :D

>>54099577
I'm talking about something that happened 50 years ago
also if they pretend to be from another place you won't know

>>54099695
>spanish education
404 not found

>>54099762
i think they have to say it by law
otherwise why would they say it's from vietnam or pakistan when you can just lie and say it's national or from france?

>>54099793
if you make 90% of the product i one place and then bring it to your place and finish it I believe that you can claim it to be from your place
don't really know the laws so I'm probably wrong

>>54087224
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_Portuguese

well, i'm going to sleep... bye :D

>>54099951
bye

>>54099761
not a very good comparison as there are countries in africa that have the pt language, their accent/ dialect more niggerese, brazilian just sounds wrong, sounds great in song though, much more musical than original portuguese

>>54086986
It sounds retarded

>>54092376
It was already destroyed when we met, you Latin wannabes