big jock edition
How do you fellow britbongs find qts on tinder?
So far I've only come across the typical stuck up normalfag whores.
I'm not even bad looking (I am however a huge social autist), but I don't even get the fat ugly cunts messaging me.
there was once a romanian guy on /sp/ who claimed that he was getting bennies from spain, belgium, france and the uk in addition to romania and that he set it up so all he had to do was show up in those countries once every few months, so he got shitloads of money for doing nothing, he got to spend it living in a country with much worse currency and lower living costs, and he got to do a european road trip every few months
Lads a drunk girl told me she was raped last night at a party. I can't remember very well but she said some dudes took her into an apartment and did things to her and she didn't want to after she left the party. She came back to tell her ex boyfriend but he told her to fuck off and she came crying hardcore to me to tell me all of this and none of it made sense to me
I'm supposed to see if she's okay now and I'm thinking about DMing her on instagram, but I'm just fucked up over some other shit that happened and I don't want to get involved in more shit
Do I text her?
>better to die in god's grace than live in the devil's shadow
Yes you absolute Panamaniac, should check if she's holding up okay and maybe mention visiting the hospital and police.
Shopping at 10pm on a Sunday
Good luck, also that's blasphemous as fuck laddo, enjoy hellfire and brimstone.
yeah probably haha
british empire reborn as a world caliphate when?
Also I have a friend in Switzerland who has a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks her, and today he beat the shit out of her, broke her nose, and hit her on the head with the buckle of a belt. I want to help her lads but I can't fly to fucking Switzerland, and the Swiss police isn't doing shit because they're a bunch of fucking pussies and the case is "complicated" because the fucking cunt is a mental patient, alas he's literally a fucking psychopath.
Also, the mental institution he's in doesn't retain him for some fucked up reason, and he's supposed to meet up with her every once in a while. Now this shit happened thanks to fucking Switzerland and its pussy fucking police force and policies on mental health
Fuck you Switzerland I fucking hate literally everything about that country, and I fear for my friend's life
>dont have a qt twink to experiment with lads
Why aren't you lads on the latest waifu generator right now?
She's broke lad. She's asking her mum to take her back home to Venezuela, but there are no plane tickets to Venezuela from Europe. It's very hard to get them. I'm telling her to come to Panama so it's easier to get a ticket to Venezuela
>I will be voting for Britain First because I am sick of sexual degeneracy.
the old 'come to panama i'll get you to venezuela' technique ay lad? works every time t b h
>gf loves me, tells me every day but I don't love her back
>still madly in love my ex gf but she hates me
>Too much religion
>The UN needs to start handing out fedoras there instead of food
The only good thing to come out of it was Dizzee Rascal and he peaked about 10 years ago
me right now
>tomorrow commutecucks will have to commute to their priso, i mean office cel, i mean block.
oh commutecucks, are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Really want to change my surname, I hate it, HATE IT, but I'm scared that my parents will be pissed off if they find out
>Europe is fucking OVER
>Our leaders are treasonous and our people are traitors
Remember this old banger lads?
>Um *cough* Mr. Cheese.
Sorry, this is too much
I think I need to go lay down and die
also in return some other qts singing
>yes! why yes, but of course! I do post in /r9k/ on the regular!
>the aristocratic and nobility that 99% of us are not descended from
>camps for foreign migrants that are living better lives than most peasants did 300 years ago, plebs you actually are descended from that lived in filth and squalor and earned for nowt
fell in love with this lass from the telly lads
got a meal deal and some random shit to eat desu
haven't eaten anything apart from 2 small cookies all day
*sets you your goods apart from the ky jelly and instead tells you to FOY*
>has a facebook
>calls OTHER people normalfags
How do you have a gf despite being such an abnormie spacker
I feel as though one or more of these things are not true
>Why yes m'lady, I am indeed a devotee of the gaming arts
>Richard Dawkins is the single most important human to have ever existed tbqh.
mums office is being refurbished n shes put me to work around the place probably cos shes sick of me neeting around
been shifting things, filing things and typing records up for her for a couple of weeks now
havent seen hide nor hair of a genital for far too long
something along the lines of a girl i really liked saying 'you're not like all the other people we know, you see through there bullshit like me'
we had a really strong connection mane
mum just sent me this email
knew I shouldve said I was going to yankland instead
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