>I am actually. Got 9.4/10 on Hot or Not when it was around, I get girls flirting, pulling me aside, yelling compliments in public, dropping napkins with numbers on my plate etc. It's only worthwhile if you have the social aptitude and status to make use of it. I'm poor and underemployed/undereducated, undersized mutilated benis, severely mentally ill so girls being attracted to me and flirting can't go anywhere because their interest evaporates when they find out I'm a shut-in loner without money who doesn't know how to date or have sex
Also, desperate and chubby girls are the first to approach you. For every 1 attractive girl who initiates, you will be cyberstalked, approached, begged and harassed by ugly/fat chicks. Quite a few girls aim well out of their league
Life is only as easy as your weakest link. Looks, money, status, popularity, education, nationality, height, voice aesthetics. Whichever one is the weakest will be your defining limit.
>tfw message girl on POF
>tfw no reply
>tfw ask why she doesn't talk
>tfw she replied saying I'm not her type
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you could tell I'm your type by a profile pic and a small paragraph of text. What aload of bs.
Lower your tone you insufferable saprobe.
You're confusing that with ibuprofen but paracetamol does damage in VERY high dosages. That's why they pack it into co-codamol.
t. junior doctor
What is it like owning a car over there?
It's practically impossible for someone at 18 to insure something even vaguely sporty because it's either at least £2000, or no one will insure you what so ever
>The current year
>He hasn't been jaded by internet """dating""" yet
Stick at it long enough and you'll be in her shoes eventually when some hamplanet goonette messages you and you blank her.
So last thread was dedicated to the gorgeous young redhead Beth
But now we're back to ugly gooks, some half-paki goblin, niggers, revolting slags and random instagram blondes
"Regular" /brit/ is fucking shit 2bh.
I don't feel comfortable doing that, I only reveal my problems anonymously here. I'm just explaining that being attractive isn't all that. I would rather be goofy-looking and Welsh than good looking and yank
>Life is only as easy as your weakest link. Looks, money, status, popularity, education, nationality, height, voice aesthetics. Whichever one is the weakest will be your defining limit.
>tfw fucked on everything but height
>Once you hit 25 you magically become old enough to not get fucked over by insurance, I assumed its the same the world over.
yea I think it is. Yanks have it easy though, their insurance is cheap for us even at 18
>Also insurance is not compulsory here
If you are caught without insurance, you get your fucking arse rammed so hard
You're fine, you can take milk thistle to help with your liver if you want to. I'm on 1g of naproxen, 500mg of acetaminophen and 40 mg of opiates per day for post-surgery pain and got a clean liver check last month
You can also take D-phenylalanine which is a possible endorphine booster/metabolism slower
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
>e i travelled to another country to visit my gf
par shar in the tar with a flar
classic, such memories of uni
What age? it mightn't be too late m8
Alri lads now that I have a job and shit what's most pathetic??
>The fact I live with my parents
>The fact I don't have a car
I really don't want fucking housemates again, uni was shit. But can't take birds back to my parents to cook for them / give the D desu.
>Man cleared of rape must submit documents to police 24 hours before he has sex again.
Consent forms at the ready lads.
Which of my early-stage inventions should I focus my times & resources on?
An adjustable shoulder-mounted selfie-crane that holds your phone 2-5 feet from your face for a hands-free selfie experience. Low-profile version available for sensitive occasions such as funerals, Bris Ceremonies, covert military operations, or criminal trials.
Time to really challenge those complacent print-media barons: A daily, broadsheet edition of Reddit.com to be sold alongside newspapers nation-wide. National/Regional editions to include content from their respective regional sub-reddits. Breaking News, Heart-warming tales, /r/gonewild on Page 3, /r/mengonewild on Page 4 (Knock, knock!? It's 2016 calling). Bold opinion pieces from some of reddit's most classiest and most intellectually brave posters. URL links for readers to type into their Internet-browsers to view the source threads. A true paradigm shift in the world of print-media.
Develop a live TV broadcast & Internet-streamed (That's right, beamed in Full-HD straight to your iPhone 6, iPhone 6+, iPad Pro, iPad air, iPad mini, Macbook, Macbook Pro, iMac, Mac Pro or Apple Watch!) panel show based around /brit/. Long-time /brit/ custodian and three-time suicide atemptee 'Janny' will host [note: this will help control salary costs] as four socially inept and poorly groomed/clothed white British 'men' engage in a battle of wit, irony, memes, uninformed bigotry, toilet humour and racial hatred to garner the most (You)'s from the live studio audience (they have signs like on ready, steady, cook! with '(You)' on one side and '(You)? More like (Poo)!' on the other). Prizes include a blacked.com subscription, a year's supply of Benzodiazpenes and one free pass from JSA sanctions (A friend is in the DWP fast-stream so I think he can sort that out). Series finale prize will be an all-expenses paid trip to a luxury swiss euthanasia clinic. Working Title: 'Battle of the /Brits/'.
>eating your bogies
Im sort of in the same boat
>parents argue from my birth till they split up when I was 5
>mum from then on tells me to treat girls like princesses and that they can do no wrong
>look at what they accomplished with no weapons and just 11 guys who didn't even speak English; and that proves that sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas
How do you fellow britbongs find qts on tinder?
So far I've only come across the typical stuck up normalfag whores (I sadly live in Essex).
I'm not even bad looking (I am however a huge social autist), but I don't even get the fat ugly cunts messaging me
>yfw this spastic emails Beth something stupid and ruins it for everyone else
no point moving out if you have no life
you can save money at least 3 times faster living at home. living at home for 1 year is worth the bullshit involved in trying to save while renting.
>can save money towards a deposit on a mortgage
Don't have a gf so probably won't be doing this for 5-10 years at least
>unnecessary if you live somewhere with good public transport
Nope. This city is absolutely appalling.
I wish I could give you advice
Why is she back?
This is the best I can think of, anything else I can add?
This entire album desu.
one of the most embarrassing things I've seen said to a girl if I'm honest
Rate my Tinder bio please lads
>6'0 athletic Englishman. Likes traveling, learning languages, music and art. Strictly casual.
https://i.imgur.com/p6FbytY.jpg skimpy knickers off and stands naked in the open air when she gets a shower
top meme you cretin
(That's the song Southend United play when they score Tbh)
not really pres worthy
good tune but not pres worthy
very good suggestion
good tune again but not sure about pres Tbh
very very good suggestions, especially the second one
in fact they're absolute screamers - best suggestion thus far
haha no chance Bruce
only good if done ironically, you've made some horrendous shouts Tbh
>1st RULE: You do not talk about FAGGOT CLUB.
>2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FAGGOT CLUB.
>3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out STOP POSTING.
>4th RULE: Only two guys to a post.
>5th RULE: One reply at a time.
>6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. You smelly shit
>7th RULE: Threads will go on as long as they have to.
>8th RULE: If this is your first night at FAGGOT CLUB, you DO DOT POST.
sorry mate, you have to be an adult to use Tinder
>Where did you learn to sing? Heaven?
Nice recovery, Falco.
Now no-one will find out your name is Falco.
Just be yourself, if you get caught faking on Tinder you'll be known by your friends and peers as a creeper (haha)
>I saw your singing video and I loved your voice, where did you learn to sing? Heaven? (haha)
>I'd really appreciate it if we get to know each other more, would you please supply me with your phone number? Bet you get asked that all the time. (haha)
>Anyway great to see your pictures.
>ps: I attached my favourite photo of you
Yesterday's UK headlines:
>heavy snowfall in America
>heavy snow clears from America
Gee I sure do love hearing about how the Americans are getting on every single day! I can't wait for the next shipment of their sperm so I can guzzle it down; absolutely parched here at the moment.
>very very good suggestions, especially the second one
>in fact they're absolute screamers - best suggestion thus far
here is some from my child hood drink cider and smoking lungs good times