Your country Are you afraid of french army ? https://www.yo

>>54078281
Not really but it is powerful so don't want to mess with it. Your president is visiting us to see the designated shitting streets.

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>>54078281
Allah is on my side, kuffar.

>>54078281

Afraid of their taste in music maybe, otherwise no. They are bro-tier.

>>54078281
Not in the least.

>>54078472
why do you indians shit in street?

>>54078281
1. Flag
2. No, because they are our friends. Would be afraid to stand against it though, they don't mess around.

>>54078520
Kek

>>54078472
And the Rafale contract, sign the fucking deal.

>>54078579
Toilets are too mainstream.

Plus they are haunted by witches

>>54078281
ehm... yes?

>>54078281
Your armies would surrender to an old woman sneezing. I think we're good.

Not really cause they're allies.

Nah, they worked together with our Federal Police on illegal mines in the French Guyana-Brazil border area.

>>54078281
I am, now that our goverment signed "etat d'alerte" so our military can enter my home without an authorization from a judge

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Not really. Why would France invade Finland?

>>54078855
Global warming will kill our snow resources, essential to ski resorts. We might try to take your snow and put it on our slopes.

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>>54078717
>>54078559
Do you like our fashion berets ?

>>54078281
Yes, cos they are homos

>>54078663
Kek

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>>54078842

>His constitution doesn't specifically prevent that

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>>54079044
>cos

Don't fuck with cos, they can come in your house even if it is in Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlIHxzMhLU

Nothing to be afraid of, we're the good guys

>>54079182
That's what happens when you get horrific terrorist attack on homeland, less rights.
Remember patriot act ?

>>54079044
You're afraid they make you surrender to the BFC?

>>54079016
2french5me

In a way yes because we're equally matched and an all out war between the two of us would result in deadlock

>>54078281
I fell asleep at 0:55.

>>54079726
Why did we never take revenge on you, filthy british scum ? That's one side of our history that I don't understand, the lack of massacre. Or maybe we just took a lonnnnnnnnnnnng break and it will still happen in the future. Let's hope for that

>>54078281
No bc traditional allies but I wouldn't want to be the first country to wage war with it after wwii. Like they've been bullied to death by the best banterer team there ie the eternal anglo and his minions for the last 7 decades about being surrender monkeys,kraut-whores etc that they have a gigantic chip on their shoulder and will chimp out.

Will nuke it in 1 hour desu

>>54078281

Why be afraid? We stand with you and you stand with us. Or at least we will once we solve our electoral fuckup.

>>54080241
Nuke you in 30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPLpoZ7hARQ

>>54078996
No need to fight over it, lads. There's plenty to go around.

>>54080482
need to take 1 million finnish slaves to teach us their secrets about snow DESU

>>54078281
But we are #1

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>>54078281
UK
No

>>54078472
Pls buy our Rafales.

>>54079516
No because they couldn't do that

>>54078842
Are you a traitor or a Muslim ?

It's only reasons you could be afraid of that.

>>54081088
lol

>>54081088
hahaha
> special force trainee

>>54081375
Glad for you to think that you live in the land of the free because your music culture, or your teacher at school said so

>>54079516
>patriot act
DELETE THIS

Not in the least.
Nice cringy English BGM btw.

Also, the Rafale is a Gen 4+ jet that costs as much as a Gen 5. lmao

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>>54081595
If you think that's bad, take a look at the average French policeman

I can take them all with one hand tied behind my back.

>>54078281
Only time I'm scared of the french is on basket/soccer matches.

>>54081535
None of the above.

I don't see why you'd be glad that our government can take away our rights.
More control does not mean more security, don't be fooled

>>54081736
lol

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>>54081736
Meanwhile, you need 10 cops to stop a guy with a spoon

>>54081535
lol france is run by traitors from the tip of the pyramid, my dear froggy. lol

>>54081926
At least we can stop them

>>54081736
that's not nice of you to show that. he didn't have the time to tie his shoes. Wait, was it scratch shoes ?

>>54081600
Lel much freer than anywhere else in the morning

>>54082078
In the world

>>54078281
scrolling
scrolling
>Are you afraid of french army ?

KEK

>>54081927
I know. Please save Europe again, Poland. Your new government seem based.

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>>54081736
kek

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>>54081736

>>54081736
so this is why CRS aren't allowed to drink wine during lunch anymore

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>>54081088
oh god haha you can't make this shit up
this is fucking benny-hill tier

>>54081736
DELET THIS