(/me/ + /na/) + /tr/ = /mena/ + /tr/ = /menatr/

Fuck off, I don't accept /mena/ in my /tr/

>>54065453
>Posting from a German flag

Why... you are just like us except we post from a French/Belgian/Dutch/etc flag :)

>>54065406
Seriouz Dizguzion time:
To what extent do average /mena/ people distinguish western people?!
Do they see just one big souless burgerstan?

>>54065996
I don't like white people however most north africans consider themselves similar to Europeans. As in not a different ethnicity like say black and white.

Stop raping thanks

>>54065453
:(

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my EU parliament qt

and you?

>>54068835
pls dont rape her
>>54065996
sure

>>54065996
here Europeans are much more respected than americans, rarely do i find someone who can tell a European from another tho

>>54065406
no fuck off retard /tr/ belongs in central africa
also i find it funny that erdogans wife wears a hijab while my kings wife and moroccos kings wife dont

>>54070790
both your king and the Moroccan are inbred looking
that big head is just disturbing

>>54070848
HEY H E Y hes half british that should correct everything his forefathers did to each other

elleh ekber

>>54070933
>hes half british
so inbred on both sides

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>European art

>>54071023
>tfw no bird gf

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Seriously wtf is wrong with cumskins

>>54065406
Excuse me you barbaric savage semitic scum, but we Turks belong to the STEPPES, not middle east.

>>54071023

T9:
https://join.skype.com/HB64yDpkSffL

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what is this?

>>54070978
no i very much doubt that two small gene pools have crap in them

>>54065996
I can distinguish between western peoples, yes.

>>54066139
>tfw virgin
o-ok

I'm not racist but you subhumans should all be slaughter tbf
Can't wait for Europe to turn genocidally fascist.

No offense.

>>54071197
what year/era were these paintings made?

>>54071196
the link is not working

I'm not racist but you subhumans should all be slaughter tbf
Can't wait for Europe to turn genocidally fascist.

No offense.

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>>54071287
Chansonnier of Zeghere van Male, Bruges 1542

>>54071362
Thanks buddy

>>54071342

IT WORKED T9 YOU JOINED TEMPORARILY AS A GUEST https://join.skype.com/HB64yDpkSffL

>>54071430

WHAT'S YOUR SKYPE, UQ'Q? I'LL ADD YOU THE ANALOG WAY

>>54071285
>>54071362

inshallah

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>tfw no menafu with arabian nose

Why you put us with turkroaches, could've added /isr/ in rather than the roaches.

>>54065453
stop roleplaying as me faggot

Such nice thread

>>54066099
If you don't like white people, why do you profit fromn our system?

You are old enough to leave it behind.

>>54071023
>>54071197
>>54071430
I wish i was the bird

>>54072602
>white peoples system
gtfo turbopleb
whitey is rip, burgerland is black and yurop is muslim deal with it cukkroach

>>54070181
but i want to rape her tho

;_;
she has such a nice nose

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>be Saudi
>have noses with significantly wide intercanthal distances

wew lads

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22565919

>>54072773
Sure sure, Osman.

Did something interesting happen in your day, /MENA/?
There's this new qt at uni, she's from ukraine, she's shy. I wish I can fugg her.
my car got crashed by some asshole.
My friend came back from nablus and he gave me this box of sweets which i ate a quarter off because it's delicious.
I came without hands for no reason.

>>54073356
>I came without hands for no reason.
woah how?

>>54073356
my friend came nagging me about joining a flight academy

>>54073442
i dont know, i was taking a nap and had this weird boner, i tried to stop it with my legs and I came.
My cum had a yellow tint because i think the sperm in it is dead or something.

>>54073356
>Did something interesting happen in your day, /MENA/?
i read this shit :
>I came without hands for no reason.

daily reminder that Western tourists fuck all your women

>>54073477
Why did he? was it because of money, because I know flight academies can cost alot.

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>/mena/

>>54073511
under what context?

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>my cum had a yellow tint because i think the sperm in it is dead or something.

>>54073535
i don't think arab women are into pegging tbf

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my speechfu

and you?

>>54073356

>Did something interesting happen in your day, /MENA/?

nope

>>54073610
go to bed, Bashar

>>54073570
I started reading this, read if you're interested.
http://www.increasespermvolume.com/why-is-sperm-yellow/

>>54073535
they actually fuck little boys.
homosexual pedophilia is an old european tradition

>>54072542

/mena/ is rightful /tr/ clay

>>54073634
She looks like a snake 2bh.

>>54073725
And it's rightfully /isr/ clay too, and rightfully /mena/ clay too.

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>too beautiful to wear a burka
>*tips*

>>54073552
because him and me do everything together since we were kids

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>>54073675
>increasespermvolume.com

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>>54073778

>>54073795
Even with your wife? :^)

>>54073778
in this case i approve of burka
>>54073842
i don't have a wife, but yes even with my cumslut (your mom)

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>>54073778

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>mfw arabs around me

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>>54073883
Pic related is You are mom X-DDD

>>54073610

HIVE OF THE CHIVE:
MENA SKYPE CHAT:
https://join.skype.com/HB64yDpkSffL

>>54073732
i seriously think I have a nose fetish desu

See the thing is, noses, they really frame the face. A nose will add character to one's look.
Her nose is really nice to look at, it's got an almost sexual quality. It's naughty, yet reassured. Suggestive sans crassness.

>>54073675
nah but seriously i knew that factoid already though

good luck with your sperm volume increasing attempts brother

you can make it one day

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>>54074044
Why not date an israeli?
For me out of the face I have a cheek fetish, overall I have a foot fetish.

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>>54074099
You didn't even click the link didn't you?

>>54074156
gonorrhea *can* be cured

>>54074197
i don't think I have it though. I think it's just that I'm getting older.

reckful is playing bladeandsoul, should i too?

>>54074245

for me it's yellowish if i haven't cum in a while

how old is you btw

>>54073356
>I wish I can fugg her
she doesnt like dirty mudskin arabs

>>54074300
I downloaded Dead Space, gonna play it again. That game is the best combination of horror and action

>>54074365
if shes in the uae she prolly does

>>54074368
nah man i get cramps from being scared man vegetative system straight kicks me into fight or flight adrenalin rush for 2h
usually only women enjoy being scared
are u a grill?

>>54074357
22
>>54074365
See
>>54074437
There are lots of arabs here who date Khohols/Bydlos

>>54074437
>she prolly does
what make you think that?

>>54071285
No offense taken senpai.

>>54074465
Nah m8
It's not like outlast, dead space has good combination of action and horror

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>>54073778
>attractive german wymen

>>54074762
it's austria tbqhwyf

>>54074111
not many israelis for me to pick here

re

>>54074868
Go to Jew york

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>>54074796
Is this supposed to make it seem better?

(serious question: did you know it was austria a priori, or is it from the presence of some political party logo, or is due dialectical subtleties?)

>>54065406
One of the countries in the pic is supposedly secular and the other has islam as its state religion.
Can you guess which is which?

>>54075127
Österreich

>>54075127
it is standart german, I know the political party, it is FPÖ (you can see it on the pic)

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>>54075212

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>>54074948
>be me
>be poorfag stuck in cyberpunk paradise
>be without menafu
>be dreams w/ no tears

such is life

>>54071802
>>54071950
It told me that I joined, but nothing appeared, there was a sidebar and an empty screen next to it with no chat in it

>>54075256
Hochdeutsch is used in all formal settings in the German speaking world, right?
Kinda like MSA, except it's actually being used colloquially by some regions too?

Also, would it be possible to construct a sentence in some German dialect in such a way that a person like you can't understand 75% of it?(shit like luxembourgish excluded)
Of course the sentence doesn't have to be natural like I said(although if it's natural, it would make the case much stronger), it would be artificially constructed just for this purpose.

Man I'm starting to lose mind..
The power situation is deathly bad here. I'm supposed to get 2 hours of electricity every 6. But recently they changed it to 2 hours every 8. All the batteries I've set up can't possibly last that long. My laptop batteries (I have to charge several simultaneously) can barley charge in 2 hours. And just now they decided that 1 hour out of 8 is enough. I won't be able to do any work. I'm missing deadlines and losing clients. I'm a few dollars from selling my laptop for food. To top it off It's freezing cold in the apartment and I'm forced to stay in bed all night.

Always thought people saying their lives aren't fair was retarded. But this torture isn't fair man. I never hurt anyone..

>>54075681
The joys of living in conflict areas, my mom used to tell me how rich people used to sleep empty stomach here because the curfews won't allow them to buy food

>>54075681
I used to think words of consolation were self masturbatory empty gestures, but damn son

hang in there man

>>54075543
yes
It is more common and used than MSA in MENA
like in school you always learn Hochdeutsch
and yes you could, sometimes whole words change so it is possible
>>54075681
>Always thought people saying their lives aren't fair was retarded.
that only goes white teenage girls
you have been hit very hard...
Man idk

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Why doesnt arabs just unite into one country?At least some of them could unite into a better and bigger country.

This is a serious question btw, im really interested

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>>54075681
That's so horrible.
Why don't you flee to Jordan or Lebanon m8? Or anywhere else for that matter?

You can set up a donation page too if you want, I'd personally gibe 50$, and I'm sure there are enough charitable people itt to get an appreciable amount in the end.

>>54075681
حبي اشتري عاكسة
و باتري 150 a/h
و انسى

>>54075681
share/buy/build a generator?
stop doing IT and get into black market/smuggling(not a joke)

>>54075681
maybe you could find some Chinese sellers on eBay etc who unironically ship ripoff batteries to conflict areas desu

I dunno man

>>54076007
fuel shortage, he's not iraqi

DO WE KAMALPOST HERE NOW?

>>54075901
read a history book

>>54076103
i dont want to

>>54075542

TRY AGAIN, SARGON MADE IT

>>54075681

POOR DRIVE

>>54076103
Equivalent of http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RTFM .

>>54075681
I'm sorry man, hang in there.

>>54075788
>>54075864
>>54075880
>>54075915
>>54075932
>>54076007
>>54076051
Thanks guys.
I do have batteries and inverters. But they take 4 hours to fully charge, they're practically empty with 1 hour's worth. At least the LEDs I set up are working.
I don't want to take anyone's money but thanks.

>>54075681

just pass the aleppo border and move to mersin where syrian elite lives.

I kind of feel stupid posting menafus when Syriadude is hanging in there desu

I think I'll sleep & rethink things

>>54075681
where are yopu from?
aleppo?

also whats your political wiev about the civil war?
which side do you support?
are you shia? muslim? christian? jew?

>>54075681

are you still thinking about moving to yurop ?

>>54076239
>>54075681

antioch*

>>54076193

https://join.skype.com/HB64yDpkSffL

>>54076269
I like menafus though, yellow friend.

>>54076277
he is Shia-Sunni (Su-Shi)

>tfw used to be nice, happy, chubby, nerdy, smart, funny, cheerful kid with some friends
>tfw some girls were interested in me
>tfw turned into uneducated, depressed, aggressive, ultra-right-wing bitter gymrat meathead whom everybody actively avoids and ignores
I wish I knew went wrong

>>54076079
may I introduce you to kahaneposting?

>>54076352

ALIVE HAVE YOU HEARD I HAVE AN ARAB GF AND AM NO LONGER A VERMAPIRGIN?

>>54076236
what exactly do you do? Maybe we can't give you money but if you're working for it, then that's kosher, right?

>>54076386
never too late to change

>>54076236
>I don't want to take anyone's money but thanks.
It's not really taking if we ourselves want to give you.
If you some plan in the future where money is the only barrier, don't hesitate to ask us here.

>>54076374
hahaha i posted that image in the other thread kek

>>54076439
this desu

>>54076386
>Israeli
You already know

>>54076236
yeah i know, 1-8 is just ridiculous
you should get a mini solar panel for your laptop, they aren't that expensive
should pay back during summer
propably won't do shit but that's the best i can think of
i can lend you some money and you can return it when it gets better, nothing wrong with that

>>54076408
Grats man. I'm happy for you.
You're a good goy genrich. Psychosis is a horrible disease though.
>>54076423
I'm a software dev. Seriously all I needed was a bit of sympathy, don't need to give me anything.
>>54076439
Thanks man. Maybe another day.

>>54076600
>solar panel
This
Pretty sure they will work great there

>>54076352

FLEE TO IRAQ BULLQUQ ITS SAFE IN IRAQ >>54076600

https://join.skype.com/HB64yDpkSffL

>>54076680

THANKS CHIVE I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY UQUQ

SHE'S DRUZE BTW IS THAT GOOD? HAVE YOU EVER FUQT A DRUZE?

>>54076680
whatever suits you mayne, if there's anything I can do don't hesitate to ask

>>54076600
>>54076696
I'll consider it. Anyone know how efficient they're in the winter? I can whip up a voltage regulator circuit to charge the laptop myself, bypassing the inverter and charger all together.

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>>54076352
ok ;_;
have my exmuslimahfu

>>54076808
>SHE'S DRUZE BTW IS THAT GOOD? HAVE YOU EVER FUQT A DRUZE?
Druze girls are really friendly. Never been with one sadly. They're into incest though so be careful. Most of them end up married to their cousins.

>>54076200
ik, i think the question shows a lack of understanding of middle east state structures.
and spoonfeeding always ends in a shitfest.

>>54077054

SHE HAS NEVER MET A DRUZE OTHER THAN HER IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND THEYVE LIVED IN FATISTAN FOR GENERATIONS

I MET HER ITT

>>54077054

FRIENDLY MEANS SLUTTY BTW

SHE WAS A VIRGIN

at the video in the bottom

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/high-number-of-syrian-refugee-kids-a-challenge-for-resettlement-agencies/article28325476/

Montreal factory owner helping Syrian refugees integrate (CP Video)

what dialect are they speaking to him at 2:34?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZfznYgToc
>murrican tv shows
having US edition yt homepage can be entertaining

>>54077491

T9 YOU ABSOLUTE QUQ YOU FAILED AGAIN

GIVE YOUR SKYPE NAME ILL ADD YOU TO THE GROUP

>>54076886
not very sadly, but they scrape by
you know the drill
put your laptop into power saver, always standby not shutdown, brightness to the least
and it'll get you through
i recommend you wire it to charge a led acid battery ==>> regulator ==> laptop
coz lithium ion batteries are as sensitive as women

YAAAA VADALLAH
YAAAA NASRALLAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK2LXxcW4E

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nwRiuh1Cug

How does /mena/ feel about this ad?

>>54065406
I need a translation for a song, is anyone willing to help me?

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>>54065406
Gn friendos

>>54077546
I don't have one

>>54076735
i'm sorry genpoor i'm really tired and not up for chat

>>54077577

murican ads are boring tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQaCdUJAXe0

>>54076236
>I don't want to take anyone's money but thanks.
boo hoo grow the fuck up famm
Fuck I don't even live in warzone and I'll take any penny I can get

Pride is for dummies,smart people grab every opportiunity they get by the balls

This is real life,not a movie

>>54077648

MAKE ONE UQUQ OR JUST TRY TILL YA SUCK DICK -- I MEAN SUCCEED

>>54077652

IT DOESNT HAFTA BE NOW THAT GROUP IS OPEN 24/7

>>54077697

the subs at your vid is utter shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llnIM-Nrr6g

https://www.change.org/p/emma-watson-spend-one-week-in-a-calais-migrant-camp-for-feminism
ahahahahah

>>54077928
turkeys in charge of simple grammars

>>54077792
not everyone is a Tunisian to be frank and honest young man

>>54077308
>was
noice
>>54077562
>put your laptop into power saver, always standby not shutdown, brightness to the least
sometimes i have to disable the screen all together and use my shitty old tablet as a screen with VNC just to save battery.

>>54077973
stop making this about your unhealthy obsession you retarded nigger,this is about being pragmatic and doing the smart aka the right thing

>>54078191
>no dad to give me a small loan of a million dollars
feelsbadman

anywho,good night bitches
check your privilege cunts,some of us can't leave their home

>>54077960
i fucking hate myself for not emigrating
>all those dirty north Africans gang banging her
>>54078145
you're good to go

>>54078492
checked.

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How is the weather in your countries /mena/?
We got hail today. Thankfully I'm snug and comfy under three covers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIs6jxASBEE

N I G G E R S
I
G
G
E
R
S

>>54077647
why haven't you genocided the hindus and joined pakistan

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>>54078629

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>>54078629
pretty decent actually

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>>54078629
right in the Goldilocks zone

>>54077577
fuck that commie jew

>>54078728
im not defending niggers, god forbid, but they only show retarded answers in such "interviews".

>>54078629
three covers of garbage aha

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>>54078762

>>54079127
True, I am talking about the behavior in the video
fucking hilarious

>>54079213
to be fair all americans are niggers 2bh
fat, dumb niggers

im eating peanuts 2bh

>>54079275
and this is why i love you

>>54078728
fuck me this shit is dumb

>>54079385
I would say I love you too but that would be a lie because I'm dead inside and I don't love anybody

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>>54079136

>tfw literally wearing coat and thermal socks in my room and it's still cold as fuck even i got central heating

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>>54078887
>>54079009
Hey we're pretty close! Mine's at 8 degrees.
>>54079135
I'm not going to deny that I just got served and that was a pretty good one. But fuck you anyways chink :d
>>54079519
I'm so sorry for you familia. At least your internet is faster than 60 kbps!

>>54079626
>Hey we're pretty close! Mine's at 8 degrees.
pottery

Iraqis and Syrians:

do you follow the American Presidential elections? Because who wins would dramatically effect your lives.

>>54071430
Lel, I was born and lived my youth in Male near Bruges.

>>54075681

That's it. Start a go fund me. We'll contribute.

>>54079745
>do you follow the American Presidential elections?
hahahah
i'd upload a laughing gif but i can't stop laughing

>>54078746
There aren't any left

>>54079828

Why is that so funny?

>>54079745
>Because who wins would dramatically effect your lives.
you actually this stupid and naive?
whoever has money will rule american foreign policy even if my dick becomes their president
and those who have money will always be the same

>>54079519
>>54079626

-5℃ here

>>54079889
>whoever has money will rule american foreign policy even if my dick becomes their president
I'd like to see that

>>54079889
>whoever has money
>rule american foreign policy
>will always be the same
:^)

>>54080053
>wanting a president who can easily be bribed by feet

>>54080652
>having a president than can be bribed with BJs from 5/10s
>having a president than can be bribed with fried chicken and a slice of watermelon

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>>54073356
I dreamt about something (temporarily) "significant"(?)

I was laying in my bed, but my cushion didn't have my usual "scent", but a more "fragile" one. I rolled over (since I sleep facing wall) and noticed that I'm not even in my room. It's my bed but it's not my room. (Note: when I woke up, I remembered several houses, their exteriors and interiors that looked exactly like the one I dreamed of - as if it was a single house made out of all those). I got up (still in my dream) and found a door right next to the bed. When I opened it, I saw another room, very classy one, but old, and "worn off". The wood work was damaged, the bed was neat but "bumpy", the desk was very stacked, and the glass overlooking the balcony was disturbingly clean but cracked on some spots. Outside was a cabbage field, birds chirping and the cabbage field was surrounded by a vineyard. It all had a rustic taste and smell, even the room. While I was going through the bookshelf (I even remember the book titles on it. "Notes from Underground" was open, laying on top of the pile, I could still see the wet corners - someone was reading it recently. (and I read that book fucking five years ago) someone entered. The doors made a snapping, irritating sound and a small woman entered the room. She was young, around 20-24, Asian (looked slightly like Yunjin Kim), in a black, one piece dress and black high heels, as if straight from a funeral, very elegant and graceful. She measured me from top to bottom. Just as I wanted to say "Who are you?" She said "Anon, have you thought about it?"...suddenly I remembered what we talked but only vaguely, the anxiety of having to decide something life changing, my gut was wrangled instantly and I felt cold in my neck area. I said "I agree" (don't know why). She carefully approached me and smiled, resting my hand on her abdomen

Then I woke up to the smell of my dog barfing near my bed

The point being, I would die before fathering a child. Now this

>>54076911
Of course she's ex-muslim, she looks like the type that loves dick.

who is your favourite stand up comedian and why is it doug stanhope?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ&ab_channel=stanhopetv

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>>54081046

>>54080858
w-what

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>>54080858

>>54076911
>tattoos
TRASHED

>>54081131
he died in 2008.
RIP :'(

>>54081243
>>54081265
I don't dream much usually, and even those dreams never have such lasting impressions

tl;dr I dreamed about becoming a father, something I dread about

>>54081355
Can't be worse than my dream. One day I was alone in my home sleeping and a dream woke me up at 3:00 am. I walked into a farmhouse in that dream and saw people hanging from trees.

>>54081355
Why do you know your dream so well
usually you forgot most if not all of it
in addition you can even remember not only the visual but other signals

>>54081340
He was such a badass man. got arrested with Lenny Bruce just for the fuck of it when he was apprehended for obscenity

>>54081515
I know remember dream but that dream is random as shirt

>>54081515
That's why it makes it so lasting. It's still vivid enough to describe the smell and the surroundings...
A really detailed dream. It felt like eternity

>>54081511
Oh man. And you still remember it, I see

>2010 will be a decade ago in less than 4 years
>2000 was 16 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54081131
american stand up is lightyears ahead of any other comedic scene its ridiculous
christopher titus, dylan moran, george carlin, mitch hedberg, patrice o'neal, bill burr before he went full cuck

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>>54081945

>>54082060
lewis black is the shit as well, and so is bill hicks. Truly the masterrace

>>54065453

fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qwuk0_-Y_Q

>you will never be an israeli
>you will always be a filthy goy
tfw

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>>54081945

>2030 is closer than 2000

>>54082883
>we are more than a whole quarter into the 21st century

>>54082847
u the guy from /ck/?

>>54082908
wait fuck
god damnit I'm retarded

>>54082908
no we're not

>>54082922
never been there so no
is he irish?

>>54082908
in four years we will be able to say it's the twenties

>>54082972
I know
pls no h8

>>54083002
dunno, there used to be a guy that called himself CEO of popular restaurant chain that made "how to improve my company" threads that were pretty popular

>>54077201
>I MET HER ITT
From /mena/?
Top Kek Benjamin.

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>>54082908

hey hey slow down

>>54083118
nah, MICK'd is supposed to be a play on BLACKED, mick being a somewhat offensive term for an irish person
im a half irish half swiss emigrant in chicago basically

>>54083264
De Juice can only deal with numbers and quantities when the unit is a currency.
Throws them off when it's some other type of unit.

>>54083361
currency is the only type of unit that matters you homo

Does anyone know any websites or books for learning Hassaniya Arabic?

>>54083406
oh i didnt know that.
you learn every day <(^-^<)

>>54082908
numbers are really not your strength

>>54083361
teach me riffian berber pls

BAMPU

Syrian bro is going to die on us.

>>54088473
pls no

>>54075681
فكك من البلد دي و تعالي علي مصر

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>wake up
>menaland looks like this
>what do

>>54091973
ask myself how sudan got 7alayeb and shalateen

ثلاث جمل قالها أطفال سوريون حرقت قلب الإنسانية
وسيخلدها التاريخ عبر العصور
١- طفل قبل أن يلفظ أنفاسه الأخيرة قال هذه الجملة ( سأخبر الله بكل شيء)
٢- طفلة تحت أنقاض منزلها المهدم من ضربات الطيران قالت ( عمو منشان الله لاتصورني ماني محجبة)
٣- طفل يبكي ويقول ( يالله بدّي موت!! ليش ماعنا خبز ، خدنا على الجنة حتى ناكل خبز )
لو أعجبك ما قرأت أتمنى أن تسجل إعجابك بالصفحة أسفل smile emoticon
!
!
فضلاً وليس أمراً أدخل هنا فلسطين الحدث
>>54091973
shit maghreb flag

so lads, what would do if your girlfriend, the woman you care for and might marry, tells you she had sex with a non-Muslim? If it was a white man? a Black man?

>>54092583
Im asexual.

>>54092583
Wake up because no gf and stop being an edgy cunt
>>54092634
Kiss me